Ever since the infamous mess on the Moon Kingdom, it was horribly obvious that Mario and Peach were no longer on good terms. It seemed like she wanted them to stay on bad terms for years to come.

On the way back, Peach was not shy about being mean to Mario over his quarrelling with Bowser, saying things like not wanting him near her anymore, stating that the Underwhere can have him, refusing to make cake ever again, and saying she would rather kill herself than kiss him. All of it made him so angry and sad that he feuded with her instead.

In the days that followed, Mario's arguing with Peach and newfound insane hatred turned them into public nuisances. All their friends couldn't stand their yelling and screaming, police often had to intervene, and Toadsworth often scolded them.

After their latest donnybrook, Mario and Peach were sentenced to house arrest under Peach's castle. Toadsworth angrily grounded them both until the house arrest expired. One more public spectacle meant that they would both be sent to prison.

When the house arrest was over, Mario furiously declared to the whole Mushroom Kingdom that he was leaving forever and was never helping anyone again.

While packing up a moving truck, Peach tried like hell to forbid it and stop him from moving away. However, Mario simply scared her away by slashing at her with a machete and almost cutting her. That action left her so traumatized that she gave up and let him go, but not before Mario hurled even nastier insults, like insisting that she was never was and never would be his friend, wishing death on her, wanting everyone in the world to hate her, calling her ugly, and hoping that God had zero mercy on her soul (not that he thought she had one). Enough verbal attacks left Peach in tears as she sadly watched Mario storm out of her life and ban her from his.

The fact that he went the extra mile to sever all connections with her and destroy her innocence left her miserable, but Mario believed that she was completely unfazed, given all the stuff she said and did to him.

Where was Mario now? Living it up in a really expensive condo in the Seaside Kingdom, right on the beach. There, he could happily retire and thaw out from Peach's coldness since he didn't have to do anything but lounge around in his huge condo and relax on the beach. His soul could finally rest as he did nothing but rest in peace. Tropical beverages and junk food served as effective anesthetics for his emotions.

One day, Mario was merely sitting in a massage chair, dressed in his Resort ensemble as he sold a lot of his other outfits. Watching TV on a 100-inch flat-screen, he was indulging with an extra-large cheese pizza, an extra-large chocolate cake, and a tall glass of watermelon juice.

A doorbell ring interrupted him while he watched his favorite movie. He growled in agitation, grabbed a knife from the kitchen, and shouted in a punitive tone, "Get lost, Peach! You're not allowed to see me ever again, remember?!"

The voice from the other side of the door said, "Except I'm not Peach, I-"

"SILENCE! I'M NOT STUPID, YOU FAKE BLONDE BITCH!"

"Mario, I-"

"THAT'S IT!"

He kicked the door open and roared while charging at the visitor, who turned out to be Rosalina, not Peach. She cowered in fear before Mario realized she was right, quickly stopped running, and calmed down, "Oh. Sorry, Rosalina. I thought you were you-know-who. Please come in."

Mario invited Rosalina into his house and put his knife away, then asked, "How did you know where find me?"

Rosalina's answer was, "Some Lumas told me."

"Well, the thing is I'm helping anyone anymore, so unless you're only here to chillax, you should leave."

"Actually, I was wondering..."

"What?"

"Don't you still want someone to be more than friends with?"

"Well..."

"There's an old saying: Third time's a charm."

"There's another: Three strikes and you're out."

"Surely, there's a way I can assure you that I will not be strike three."

"How?"

"Between me having only Lumas in my life and you throwing Peach out of yours, we're two of a kind. We need someone we can spend our lives with, so what if we spend our lives with each other?"

"Hmmm..."

"I promise I can give you what Peach would not, so I can promise love, cake, and no heartbreak whatsoever."

While Mario thought about it, Rosalina added, "Also, while I'm here, we can have a little fuck time. If I'm pregnant, I'll marry you and we can live happily together."

Finally, Mario was convinced, "You know what? I think that could be wonderful idea. Let's do it."

To prepare, Rosalina waved her magic wand. Sparkles rained down on her dress, making it disappear along with the shoes and the turquoise bra and underwear underneath. Completely naked, Rosalina put her hands on her hips and smiled while noticing the unsubtle bulge in Mario's shorts.

Mario also noticed his bulge, so he opened the zipper on his shorts and pulled down his boxers slightly to free his penis. He then said, "Make your move, Ros."

First, Rosalina pressed her lips against Mario's. They kissed passionately as he grasped her hair tightly, making her out of breath. Mario gave Ros a moment to recover as he licked and sucked her neck. His hand moved to her firm ass and laid her down. Rosalina shivered as her bare butt pressed against the floor, "Oh my God. It feels good."

Immediately after Rosalina was lying on her back, Mario buried his face in her crotch. It was already hot and juicy, and his tongue was licking and sucking every inch. She began to moan as he really went to work on her clit and moved her feet to his shoulders. It didn't take long of his tongue finding all the right places before Rosalina begin to cum surprisingly soon. Her orgasm was intense and her legs squeezed Mario's head, which made his cock even harder than it already was. He chuckled, "Jeez, Ros. Are you really that sensitive?"

Rosalina giggled, "You could say that."

Next, Mario helped Rosalina sit up and kiss him with her juice still on his lips and mustache as he looked down at his steely hard cock. Mario had an idea, so he released her lips from his and grabbed her buttocks, lifting Rosalina up and guiding her vagina right to his throbbing manhood. Now Mario was in a standing-carry position and she wrapped her legs around him so he could creampie her deep her in her womb to his heart's content as he remarked to her, "Man, I love this position."

"I actually like it too."

"Then let's stop moving our lips and start moving our bodies."

Both Mario and Rosalina hungrily started giving each other kisses and licks, which felt great. The base of his cock was inserted right into her hot vulva. She let out a deep moan as he went about halfway into her before pulling out and going all in.

Mario and Ros were in pure ecstasy at the feels and sights of what they were doing right. To Mario, Ros looked so hot with her vaginal lips wrapped around his cock, and Mario thought the way she smiled and moaned while bouncing on his dick was so cute. Their actions were hotter than the sunny outdoors of Bubblaine itself. They thought they could do what they were doing all day.

Harder and harder, Mario slammed his penis into Rosalina's waiting cunt, which caused her to lose her breath again. He squeezed her sexy ass before grabbing both sides of her waist and really pounding her tight pussy like he never did before.

Minutes passed, Mario could tell that Rosalina was starting to fall because her legs were having trouble staying wrapped around him, he asked, "Ros, do you need to get down?"

Panting, Rosalina answered, "Yes."

All the stimulation in her cunt made Ros weak in the knees, so when her feet touched the floor again, she staggered to and collapsed on the nearest couch as her breasts pressed against the cushions and her stomach was making contact with the armrest. That meant Rosalina's buttocks were pointing directly at Mario, wanting him to pound them once again.

Mario went back to relentlessly fucking Rosalina from behind as he chuckled, "Slam, slam, slam...it feels so good, doesn't it?"

Rosalina giggled with her face buried in the couch cushions, "Nothing has felt better. I can't even move my arms. Feel free to lightly spank my sexy naked butt."

He needed no further encouragement. A hand gently slapped Rosalina's bare bottom. Mario asked, "How's this? Too strong? Too weak?"

"Nope, just right."

This was it, it took a few dozen more light slaps on the space princess's behind combined with a few more minutes with his penis going in and out of her vagina before she bit her lip as she began cumming all over his cock. That pushed Mario past the point of no return, so he slammed a few more times even harder than before and finally leave his sex organ buried inside of her while firing jet after jet of thick, hot cum inside of her convulsing pussy.

They stayed like that for a moment, enjoying the feeling of each other for a while before they stopped feeling tired and tidied up their puddles of cum with floor polish and air freshener. Before Rosalina left, Mario said, "Thanks for stopping by, Ros. You have no idea how long I needed some stress relief."

She smiled, "You're welcome, Mario. Now, we wait a few months to see if I'm pregnant or not."

Three months later, Rosalina visited Mario with good news, "I'm pregnant!"

Mario was excited, "Yes! So you'll marry me?"

"Consider it done!"

They hugged as he cheered, "Yay! Best day ever! My search for true love is finally over! Hey, Ros?"

"What?"

"You're not gonna invite Peach to our wedding, are you? The last thing we need is that heartbreaker crashing our big day and possibly stopping everything."

"She probably might not even choose to attend, given your... messy fallouts."

"Yeah, you're right. Peach has probably forgotten about me by now, I doubt she'll even react. Anyway, let's get the wedding underway!"

THE END