How to Make a Mini God Faint

Prompt, The secret group was trading stories, Danny was telling a story (Masters of All time) and he mentions Clockwork, and Plagg buts in saying "wait a minute, you know Clockwork!". (Kwami are like mini gods so they should at least know of Clockwork)


Adrien, Randy, Danny, and Jake were all at Danny's house (for a change). The four boys were spread out in his room, in various positions, having yet another contest.

This time they were trying to out do each other in storytelling. Between four different towns and four different types of baddies, everyone had several good stories to tell.

Almost all of Adrien's ended with Ladybug in some way, but the best one told had to of been when they fought Reflekta. If only because they laughed so hard at Adrien's ranting about high heels.

Randy's….well, they were so wild and crazy that they couldn't be anything but true. They were thoroughly disgusted by the booger party he attended. Heard about how he survived a zombie apocalypse caused by mutated candy that he cured by causing people to throw up. How he was blinded by doodles once and was forced to use balloon swords because he broke his own trying to slice a bulldozer.

Jake had quite a few crazy cool ones too that weren't filled with drama from either Rose or the Dark Dragon. Between Fu Dog entering a beauty pageant, becoming a wrestling sensation, and throwing a huge Halloween bash with both magical creatures and humans; Jake definitely had some good ones.

Then Danny started telling his stories. He talked about his clone/cousin Danielle, the time he was shrunk by his parents invention, his cross country trip in a different reality, and was just getting through his traveling across time.

"-so while Vlad was attacking me, he wasn't paying attention and destroyed all the monks priceless artifacts. They refused to follow him the. And he got SOOO mad. He yelled at the map to take him to his destiny and off he flew. I grabbed Sam and Tucker and started flying to the portal. But when we got there, Frostbite had already beaten and taken the map back from Plasmius! Of course I apologized as much as I could, cause it was kinda my fault in the first place. Then he told me how the Infi-Map sometimes takes people where they need to be, rather than where they want to be."

Danny leaned back as his story came to a close. "Looking back now, I kinda get why Clockwork didn't interfere. I mean he-"

"YOU KNOW CLOCKWORK!"

Danny's vision was suddenly filled by kwami as Plagg flew up into his face.

"Uhh-"

"How do you know the Master of Time?! We've not heard from him in CENTURIES!"

Danny chuckled and pushed him back with one finger. "Chill out. He just tried to kill me once-"

"HOW ON EARTH ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!"

Adrien leaned forward and grabbed his frantic kwami, "Woah Plagg, that's the most I've ever seen you care about something. What's up?"

Plagg gestured to Danny, "I'm wondering how in the name of the cheese overlords Casper here is still alive! When Clockwork wants you dead, you're dead!"

"I didn't say Master wanted me dead. I just said he tried to kill me." Danny commented lightly.

Plagg started going off in some shrill squeaks and mews that should've been words, but he was so agitated that they couldn't tell what he was saying. Randy raised his hand.

"Bro I'm feeling so left out right now." He said.

"I bet that's a pretty good story." Jake added.

Adrien clasped his hands around Plagg. "Can you please explain some things so Plagg can calm down?"

Danny rubbed the back of his head his smile gone. "That's one story I don't want to tell." He muttered darkly.

Picking up on some bad memories, Randy said, "Then don't tell us. Just tell us who the juice Clockwork is and why you called him Master."

Danny smiled back at him. "Clockwork is to me what the Nomicon is to you; my mentor, my guardian if you want to be formal."

"Time's Master hasn't had a pupil in centuries!" Plagg exclaimed from inside Adrien's hold. "He claimed he would never get another one!"

"Yo, stop interrupting." Jake shushed him.

"He's also the Master of All Time, as Plagg has yelled a few times now. Cronos, Father Time, Clockwork; he's gone by quite a few names for some time. He became my guardian some time after the Observants tried to have me killed."

The other three were ogling him now.

Plagg finally freed himself from Adrien's grip and flew back up to Danny. "How many other spirits do you know that have been confused as gods?"

Danny narrowed his eyes in thought, "Umm….Well there's Clockwork, Pandora, Vortex, Undergrowth, Death, Neptune, Ero, Dorathea, Frostbite, Pariah, Fright Night, Nocturne, and I guess Ghost Writer can count. Why? Do you know some of them?"

Plagg gaped at him for a moment before falling backwards in a dead faint.


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