Danny the Walking Air Conditioner

I like to see a fanfic of the secret group, were Danny is being used as an air conditioner during a very hot day. Clearly Danny is not amused, but caved because of Adrien's/Chat's puppy (kitty?) eye look. (because Danny has an ice core he's a walking air conditioner, and also you have to admit, that as either Adrien or Chat that he's so damn adorable!)

There were several pluses to having a super rich friend. One of those being able to hang in a bedroom bigger than your house with all sorts of video games in it.

Despite the fact that he lived in Paris. But hey, that's what having a friend with inventors for parents is for! So you can use an invention and travel to Paris whenever you feel like hanging out in your friend's epic room.

But sometimes even the super rich have normal problems.

Like a broken air conditioner that won't be fixed for another two days no matter how much money you offer.

Randy groaned dramatically on the couch, having already thrown off his jacket, leaving him in a sweaty tank top.

"Duuuuuuude!" He whined, "Why don't you have air!"

Adrien glowered at him from the opposite side of the couch. "Why aren't you at your own house? Or Howard's?"

Randy held up one finger. "One, your room is the brucest."

"Still don't understand American slang." Adrien muttered as he sipped a lemonade.

"Two!" Randy held up another finger, "My house doesn't have air conditioning either and Mom says we won't be able to get it fixed for another week. And three, Howard is on a 'family business trip' to someplace because of Mort's job and I can't just break into their house. I learned that lesson."

Adrien tosses a controller to the purple haired teen. "Why not go to Jake's? Or Danny's?"

Randy presses a button to turn on his controller. "Told ya, your room is the brucest, even though it smells like my gym socks, and I thought you would have air in here."

"It's the Camembert, blame Plagg."

A muffled protest came from the bathroom, where Plagg was keeping cool and snacking.

"Still smells schnasty."

"Like you're any better! You always smell like those stink bombs!"

"Smoke bombs, Kitty Cat."

"Not with the way they smell like farts, Sailor Moon."

"You're such a shoob."

"Says the nerd."

"Weeb."

"Loser."

Their ridiculous banter was interrupted as Jake fell out of a portal in front of them, nearly landing on the coffee table.

Jake groaned into the plush carpet as Randy and Adrien paused their game.

"You ok bro?"

"Jake, you alright?"

Jake rolled over and sat up, nursing a red spot on his forehead. "Aww man! You don't have air either dawg?"

Adrien threw his hands into the air, "No! What is it with you people thinking I have air!?"

"What's up Scales?" Randy asked.

Jake tore off his jacket and tossed it into a crumpled heap in the corner then slipped off his shoes. "House is being fumigated, Fu messed up a potion and there's acidic goo everywhere, Trixie is out of town, and Spud's air broke two days ago."

He grabbed another controller and hopped on the couch between them. Everyone adjusted themselves till they were comfortable.

"So I thought, hey. What's my bro Adrien up to right now? Bet he's sitting at home with only Plagg's company and pining away at Ladybug's picture on his computer."

Adrien scowled.

"Can't leave my dawg hanging like that, so I'll pay him a visit. Chill with him till someplace of mine is safe to go back to. Yet what do I come here to find? PJ's had the same idea but it's still hot as an oven cause air is broken here too."

Randy gasped and sat up, kicking Jake into Adrien. "Guys! Danny is a ghost!"

"Dawg, there is something wrong with you if you're just now figuring that out."

Randy waved his hands frantically. "No no no! He's a ghost! That has an ice core! Hasn't he said he's practically a walking air conditioner?"

Adrien scrambled off the couch. "Let's give him a call! We really need him to come over here."

The blonde shot over to his computer and pulled up the webcam. He clicked Danny's name and waited for him to answer. Randy and Jake hovered over his shoulders.

After a few moments, Danny appeared on the little square. "What's up….you….guys?"

Danny blinked at the three of them all in tank tops and looking at him with creepy smiles. "Whatever you three are up to, the answer is no."

"We haven't even said anything!" Adrien protested.

"You've got that look in your eyes."

"What look?" Jake asked.

"The look you get when someone is about to drag me off to do something stupid. The same look that got us at the Mexican border. Twice."

Adrien waved his hand. "Relax. It's nothing that dramatic. Besides we're at my house."

Danny crossed his arms and leaned back. "And your air is broken and you all want me to be your personal air conditioner. The answer is no."

"Aww man!" Jake exclaimed, "Why not?"

"I can't just come over whenever you guys want! I've got things to do, like homework!"

The four boys were silent for five whole seconds before they burst out laughing.

Randy wiped a tear away, "Yeah sure. Homework. What the juice are you really doing?"

Danny reached off screen and held up a half finished model rocket. "Mom and Dad got it for me couple weeks ago as a congratulations for getting to school on time for the past month."

"Perfect!" Adrien exclaimed. "Just bring it over here and everyone is happy!"

"No! I'm just fine where I am!"

Randy let his head fall on the desk and let out a groan.

Adrien sighed and closed his eyes, "I really didn't want it to come to this, but you leave me no choice."

He summoned up every ounce of modeling from his childhood and the black cat that Plagg had brought into his life.

Then he opened his eyes.

And pouted, clasping his hands under his chin. Adrien made his eyes as big as he could and tilted his head down so he was looking ever so slightly up.

Danny frowned. "Noooo. Stop. Whatever you're doing stop. Stop making that face it won't work."

Randy and Jake moved away, leaving the silent begging to Adrien.

"Adrien seriously. It's not gonna work. Nope."

Tears started gather in the blonde's eyes.

"Arrggghhh! Fine! Alright OKAY! I'll be over in two minutes just stop looking at me like that! You look like a beaten kitten!"

Adrien brightened, "Great! See you soon!"

Danny muttered something unpleasant as he clicked off the webcam. Jake and Randy clapped for Adrien's performance.

"Sweet cheese, Agreste! I didn't know you could pull off the puppy dog face." Randy nodded his head. "I approve."

Adrien shrugged and went to lay back on the couch. "Eh, no big deal."

The three situated them selves back in the couch, controllers in hand and a spot for Danny already cleared.

The halfa himself showed up not long after, looking entirely unamused as he flopped in the open spot and ignored the three sighs of relief.

"This had better not become a thing with you guys." Danny said as he grabbed the last controller.

"Yo, you're my hero right now." Jake said.

"I'm always a hero."

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