Snack Attack

Danny is the cooking and baking KING, because he's the only one is his house who could actually make edible food. (Jazz inherited their parents cooking skills.) He always has at least one thing stashed away for snacking purposes. Jake, Adrien, and Randy always try to find them, but he hides them too well.

Prompt by theatricalattorney, tumblr

Randy groaned, throwing his head back against the cushions. "I'm huuuunnnnnggggry!"

Jake showed no sympathy for his friend. "Didn't you eat like, an hour ago?"

Randy whined and threw himself on Jake, "Absolutely starving! Withering away to nothing! I need food or validation. Jake. Jake please. Feed me."

Jake pushed him off, "Dawg this isn't even my crib. Go bother Danny for food. I think Mrs. Fenton made snacks."

The look of pure horror on Randy's face sent Jake into a laughing fit.

Jazz chose that moment to walk past Danny's room, pausing when she saw the others making themselves at home. "Hi guys! When did you get here?"

Randy completely ignored the question and leapt to his feet. He ran over to a startled Jazz and grabbed her hands. "Please tell me you have non-alive food Jake refuses to feed me."

"It's not my crib!"

Jazz blinked at him for a minute. "Uhm, why don't you just swipe some of Danny's snacks he hides in his room?"

"He hides snacks in his room?!" Randy cried.

"Yeah? He'll make some snacks to hide in his room because nothing will last in our fridge between Dad and ecto-contamination."

"Wait," Jake waved his hand. "He makes snacks? As in cooks them by himself and doesn't buy them?"

Randy's look of horror returned as he remembered the rest of the Fenton's cooking skills.

Jazz saw it couldn't help the snort of laughter. "Danny is the only one of us that can actually cook." She got a dreamy look on her face, "He makes the best chicken alfredo and cookies."

"And he has snacks hidden around here somewhere?" Randy asked.

Jazz nodded and Randy whooped, immediately turning to tear apart Danny's room for snacks. Jazz rolled her eyes and continued on her path from before.

Randy flitted around the room, digging through drawers and in hampers, looking through Danny's closet and under the bed and on the ceiling fan. On one point he looked under the mattress, lifting it up and throwing Jake and all the pillows to the floor.

"What are you doing to my room?!"

Randy froze, dropping the mattress back onto the bed frame with a squeaky thump. "Uhhhhhhhhh…."

Adrien leaned around Danny to see what was going on. "It does not look that different from usual. Un gâchis."

Danny turned his glare from Randy to Adrien.

Jake threw a pillow at Randy. "He was looking for your hidden snacks."

Danny rolled his eyes. "You'll never find them. Jazz has been trying for years. I was about to suggest heading to Nasty Burger, till I saw PJs destroying my room."

"No! I'm starving! I need to be fed!" Randy wailed.

"Alright. In that case Adrien's paying."

"Pardon but I only have Euros. Bien essayé. Make Randy pay."

Randy shook his head, "Forgot my wallet. Make Jake pay."

Jake threw another pillow at him. "I don't get my allowance for another few days. Make Danny pay."

"I'm broke!"

Jazz chose that moment to slap a couple bills into Danny's hands. "Mom says to feed Randy before he destroys the house."

"Thank you Mama Fenton!" Randy yells before sprinting out, the other three following at a much slower pace.

Adrien tugged on Danny's sleeve to get his ENJOYattention. "You hide your snacks in the walls right?"

Danny shot him a grin, "Oh yeah. Ever since I got my powers. It's so much easier than finding new hiding spots every other day."

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