Tally Me Banana

Disclaimer: Because I started thinking this up last night and I couldn't resist doing it. Heh… Its gonna get really weird and maybe a touch disturbing. Connected to 'That One Time', 'Thea's Solution For Roy', and 'Jesse's Question'.

Situated in the homey Lounge of STAR Labs was a group of folks having a good ol' time despite the fact that Caitlin had expressively forbidden the use of Alcohol after coming across Frost and a few others the Morning after they'd been having Group Sex and the aftermath of that. Of course, how they managed to bypass Caitlin's edict was mostly thanks to Frost convincing Carla to take Caitlin somewhere far away for some Mother/Daughter bonding time. And currently, this group were playing a game of 'Never Have I Ever' and it was mostly Zari Tarazi's idea as she thought it'd be fun. "Oh, okay! I got one, I got one!" She announced excitedly and perhaps a bit Drunkenly.

"Never have I ever slept with someone outside of the Human Race."

"You do realize that puts you out of the runnin' with that one, right, Luv?" Constantine asked with a smirk on his lips as Jesse, Thea, Behrad, Roy, Iris, Frost, Chillblaine, Chester, and Allegra each took a drink of Alcohol.

"Oh, I know, but honestly I'm just really curious as to who hasn't slept with an Alien or Other." Zari told him while not exactly paying attention to the fact that Jesse and Iris were staring at Wally intently.

"Wally…" Began Iris.

"We can't help but notice you didn't drink." Finished a narrow eyed Jesse.

Sure, she and Wally had slowly been becoming Friends again after she went out in search of him in Keystone a Month ago but she still didn't like the idea of him doing something with any other Girl that wasn't her. Here, Wally chuckled nervously as he rubbed the back of his head. "Uhh… Well…"

"Oh. My. God. You didn't!?" Thea asked in shock as Roy himself began to cotton on to what she was going on about.

"Dude, seriously?"

"Umm… Maybe?" Wally replied weakly as Mick strangely started to feel a since of Pride where the Kid was concerned.

"Out with it, Kid, I'm just dyin' to know." Declared the man with an eager grin on his lips.

Wally groaned before speaking. "Okay… So this was while I was rollin' with Team Lazarus for awhile there but uhh… Her name is Tally, uhh, short for Tallinara. She's, she's a Telepathic Gorilla from Gorilla City."

Everyone aside from Mick looked at him in shock and silence reigned in the Lounge until Mick himself broke it. "I have never felt more prouder in my Life than what I do now." He declared happily and causing Wally to groan again.

"You know… That does explain why you were walkin' funny for a bit there after we left her so we could continue with our Mission." Mused Roy thoughtfully.

"Oh God, please tell me you were safe with her!? Wait, what am I thinking!? Wally! What the Hell!?" Got out a stunned Iris.

"Of course we were safe! And she got a crush on me while we were around her and well... Curiousity got the better of me is all."

He could honestly say it was a Night he'd never forget for as long as he lives. "You… You are never touching me again." Got out Jesse.

Causing him to look at her. "I don't even touch you now." Pointed out the son of Joe West.

Snickers were had as Jesse glared at him before Speeding off. "Its good to know that InterSpecies Love is alive and well." Quipped a drunk and swaying Behrad as he couldn't help but think of Clerks 2.

"You need Jesus." Chester declared with Allegra nodding in agreement.

"I am never gonna live this down, am I?"

Frost grinned at him. "Nope, not at all."

"I am SO telling our Dad about this."

Wally groaned again as Chillblaine felt that maybe it was time to call it a Night as things had gotten just a little too weird for him. Not that this stopped Mick from asking questions of course and deciding it'd be used as Research for a new book. Joe wouldn't be able to look his Son in the eye for Weeks after Iris told him and he'd get a number of strange looks from everyone else they knew after they all gradually found out.

Author's Notes: The Freak is dead, long live the Freak. And sorry if I terribly scarred anyone with this.