I'm glad you guys liked the first chapter. I'm not 100% sure where I want to take this story but I've already got a few ideas. I already have a small timeline planned out to certain point but it's pretty much blank beyond that.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Highschool DxD

"So, when is your boss getting here?" Naruto asked the girls as he gave Xenovia her second serving.

"Not sure. Lady Gabriel was running some errands in the Vatican but she said she'll be here soon."

"Haha, okay." Naruto laughed nervously as he made his way to the back.

"We have to get out of here." Sasuke whispered to him.

"Aren't church people nice? I'm sure an Angel is even nicer."

"I don't know if they're nice. It's always some lackey that tells me what my job is whenever the church contracts me."

"How did you even manage to have them contract you? I thought you said we shouln't use our powers so easily."

"I didn't use them. I just brought them the heads of some stray exorcists and demanded they pay me."

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"Anyway, I saw we kill them and leave the country."

"What?! No!"

Irina and Xenovia...

"So, when did you meet these guys?" Xenovia asked, slurping her ramen at a slower pace.

"When they first opened. I was one of their first costumers!" Irina puffed out her chest proudly, "They're super nice! Well, Naruto is. Sasuke's usual responses consist of grunts and sighing in exasperatiom."

"They seem like really good friends even though they're both the reason they're missing an arm." Xenovia looked at the two bickering boys, "Are they always fighting?"

"Oh, yeah. They find the smallest thing and argue about it." Irina giggled, "Naruto says it's because they think differently but Sasuke just says it's because Naruto's an idiot." She sighed and looked back at the two guys with a smile.

Xenovia stopped mid-slurp and blinked, "Irina... Don't tell me..."

"Huh?"

"You like both of them?"

Irina blushed, "What? No, no, no!" She waved her hands profusely in denial but then slumped her head, "Yeah."

"I thought you said you liked some boy from Kuoh?" Xenovia asked as she resumed eating.

"Yeah but I haven't seen him in so long and Naruto and Sasuke are so great in their own ways." Irina slammed her head on the table, "And I just can't decide!"

"Xenovia? Irina? Oh I do hope this is the place."

"In here, Lady Gabriel!" Irina waved enthusiastically.

Naruto and Sasuke froze as soon as they saw the woman.

They both had to admit she was extremely beautiful. They could safely say she was the most beautiful woman they had ever seen.

She was a tall blonde woman with white robes that did nothing but accent her curves.

"I told you she was big breasted."

"Those things are almost as big as Tsunade's... It's weird." Sasuke shuddered.

"Now that I look at Irina's and Xenovia's I can tell that they're as big as Ino and almost to the same size as Hinata." Naruto noted.

"What the hell is up with these women and their big chests? There's no way there're more of them like that... Right?"

Naruto shrugged, "Who knows. Anyway, I'll go say hi."

"Oh, I'm just so happy you could join us Lady Gabriel!" Irina squealed.

"Do forgive us for taking up your time." Xenovia apologized.

"You don't have to apologize. It makes me happy being able to spend time with everyone!"

"Hello, I'm Naruto. What can I get for you?" He asked with a smile.

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"Lady Gabriel?" Irina poked her.

"Oh! Sorry! I, um, I've never had ramen so I'll just have what they have."

Naruto nodded and walked off.

"Are you alright, Lady Gabriel?" Xenovia looked concerned.

"Yeah, it's just he felt so... Pure. Even more than a lot of Angels I know. He has absolutely no negativity. I've never seen a human like that."

"Woah! Really? What about the guy in the back with him?"

Gabriel looked over and flinched when she found him glaring at her, "Um, him not so much." Was all she said.

"Why was she staring at you? Do you think she suspects?" Sasuke narrowed his eyes.

"I don't think so. Maybe she was captivated by my devilish good looks!"

Sasuke deadpanned.

"Anyway, you're the one that looks suspicious with the way you're glaring at her."

"Naruto, if we get found out I swear—"

Naruto rolled his eyes, "We won't. Besides, if you were so concerned about it then you wouldn't even be out taking bounty's where you're more likely to be found out."

"Can the two of you shut up? You're like an old married couple."

Naruto ignored Kurama, "She seems like a nice lady. I'm sure she won't do anything bad."

Sasuke rolled his eyes, "Nice lady or not I know you can tell she's powerful. Nowhere near us but powerful nonetheless. She's the 2nd most powerful person we've encountered so far."

"I'm honestly more concerned about that strange girl that occasionally stalks us. She has a very dead look on her face but I saw the glint in her eyes when she saw us." Naruto shivered, "It was really weird."

"She approached me during one of my bounty's a while back along with some other guy."

"And why didn't you tell me?"

"She only asked for our names. I obviously didn't tell her."

"What about the guy she was with?"

"He asked me to fight him."

"What did you do?" Naruto asked with a knowing face.

"I pummeled him to the ground."

"And you're scolding me?!"

"He was really annoying. Even more than you. I also made sure he wouldn't walk for a while."

"And no one is going to try and pick a fight with us because of what you did?"

"Wouldn't matter. It's suicide to pick a fight against the 2 of us." Sasuke said simply as he continued to scrub the dishes.

"How are you still not done doing that?"

"Shut up. I'm taking my time."

"Sure you are. I told you not to leave them for today but you didn't listen."

"Actually, I'm taking so long because I don't want to interact with the Angel sitting a few feet from us."

"Oh, does the Angel make little Sasuke hot and bothered? You need a mag? I can give you a copy of Icha Icha if you want."

"Go and give the woman her dinner, she's scaring away costumers with her beautiful appearance alone. And make yourself useful and listen in on what they're saying."

"Make yourself useful, says the guy who can't finish washing dishes." Naruto mocked under his breath as he left to serve Gabriel.

"I heard that!"

"That was the point!" Naruto smiled as he got to the table, "Sorry for the wait, I had to reprimand my friend back there. Anyways, enjoy."

"Do sit down, Naruto! If you're not busy that is." Gabriel said with a smile.

Naruto looked back at Sasuke as he felt him glare at him, "Finish the dishes, Sasuke! I'll be talking with these ladies since we're not too busy." He told his as he pulled up a chair in-between Xenovia and Irina and facing Gabriel directly.

Sasuke kept his glare directed at him for a few seconds before begrudgingly looking back at the dishes. "It doesn't even look like I've made a dent."

"So, miss Gabriel—"

"Oh, just Gabriel is fine."

"Okay, Gabriel..." She nodded, "What do you do for a living? Irina says you're her boss... Actually what do you two do for a living?" Naruto looked at Xenovia and Irina.

"Well, they're kind of like bounty hunters. Like your friend." Gabriel told him.

Naruto blinked and Kurama laughed, "That's hilarious! Sasuke was giving you shit for this but it looks like it'll be his fault if you both get found out!"

"Yes, we were just talking about how the description of the bounty hunter that the Vatican contracts matches up with your friend. I've got to say I was surprised when I heard that he was an amputee."

"Hmm, what to do about this..."

Naruto pretended to stretch his back to look back at Sasuke.

They looked at each other for a second before Sasuke nodded and walked upstairs.

"Now that I think about it. I'm pretty sure both of your appearances are exactly the same as the two individuals-"

"Hurry up, Sasuke." Naruto began sweating.

BOOM! BOOM!

"Someone help! My store is on fire! My husband is still inside!" The scream of a woman was heard from outside.

Xenovia and Irina rushed out to help the man trapped inside. Gabriel walked over to comfort the woman.

Sasuke walked outside with Naruto.

"That's what you call a distraction?"

"Yes."

"Did you have to blow up the bakery and the library?"

"I only meant to blow up the bakery. I didn't think the library was gonna blow up with it..."

"Why an explosion?"

"Well, I wasn't gonna go out and murder someone mid-day."

"You could've used a big genjutsu."

"Maybe. At least we've got less competition with the bakery gone."

"But I liked their sweets."

"Oh... Well, whatever, I hated them."

"You hate sweets in general. You should've just blown up the library alone."

"It's a win-win. You don't give us away and no more sweets for a while."

"You don't have to eat them..."

"I mean the smell of sweets. It's just as disgusting as eating them."

"Anyway, I wasn't giving us away. Turns out that was you."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah! Gabriel started connecting our appearances, mostly yours. You know why? Because you're out bounty hunting!"

"I could ki—"

"You better not say you could kill them." Naruto glared at him, "I think we might get away with you saying that you're the only one that knows about the supernatural."

"Or we could leave the country."

"Where would we go?"

"Japan."

"Where in Japan?"

Sasuke shrugged, "Kyoto."

Naruto sighed, "Okay, that doesn't sound too bad..."

"Good. When are we leaving then?"

"I don't know... I'll send a clone to set us up a shop. But I don't want to leave just yet."

Sasuke's eyebrows furrowed, "Why?... Oh, I see."

"What?"

"You wanna hit that before we leave."

"What?!"

"So, who is it? Irina? Or is it her friend? Maybe the Angel?" Sasuke gasped dramatically, "Maybe it's all three of them?"

Naruto punched his shoulder, "Asshole. No, I just... Like it here. It's very peaceful."

"Right." Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"How many times have you rolled your eyes today?"

"Don't know." Sasuke shrugged and walked inside the shop, "Close the shop, I wanna take a nap."

"You haven't even finished the dishes!" Naruto told him as he made his way up the stairs.

"Fuck the dishes! I'll do them tomorrow!"

"Pathetic. The mighty Uchiha beaten by mere dishware."

Naruto walked over to the sink, "Did he even wash anything...?"

"Hey, boy. I need to talk to you."

Naruto turned around to see the girl that had been stalking him and Sasuke come out of a portal.

"Naruto, are you still here?!" He heard Irina call out.

"I can't let them see this girl! They'll think I'm some pervert!"

"Yeah, back here!"

Naruto nodded to himself and did the only logical thing, he turned to the girl and asked, "Can you open up that portal again?"

She tilted her head but complied.

"Thanks." Naruto grabbed her and threw her inside as it closed, "Come back later tonight if you still wanna talk!"

Not really sure what the pairings will be. I might have Naruto and Sasuke with 1 girl or 2 or 3 or a harem or I'll have girls liking them but they won't return their feelings *shrugs*

How the hell do you write good successive explosion sounds?

Boom, Ophis was here.

Anyway, Naruto and Sasuke will eventually find themselves in Japan since that's where everything pretty much happens.