So, I'm planning on having Naruto and Sasuke meet the Norse and the Yokai before they head to Kuoh. Are there any other factions or people you guys would like to see them meet? Hit me up with ideas.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Highschool DxD

"Hey, Sasuke! Come downstairs, there's someone here to see us! That person being our stalker!"

"Stalker...?"

A few minutes passed and Naruto sighed as he made a clone, "Go wake him up."

The clone nodded and made its way upstairs. Meanwhile, the original turned to his guest.

"You tossed me through my portal..." The girl stated with an expressionless face.

"Ah, yes... Sorry about that." Naruto scratched his head sheepishly, "I had supernatural guests and you're really powerful so I wasn't sure how they'd react."

"Plus, you're taste in clothes, or lack of, didn't help in my decision."

"Hey, boss! He won't wake up! What should I do?" Naruto's clone asked from upstairs.

"Just get him down here! Punch him through the floor if you want." Naruto called back.

And that's exactly what his clone did.

Sasuke groaned, "Naruto, what happened?"

"... The floor gave under you."

"His clone punched you and broke through the second floor."

Sasuke looked over at the second voice, "What's our stalker doing here?"

"My name is Ophis, I'm the strongest being in this universe and I would like your help."

Naruto raised an eyebrow, "What does the strongest being want from us?"

"I want you to help me kick out a pest from my home?"

"Like a cockroach? They ARE pretty nasty." Naruto nodded to himself.

"No, Great Red. A dragon."

Sasuke spoke up, "If you're so strong why don't you do it yourself?"

"A battle between two dragons like us would be too long. I hate to admit it but he's also very strong." Ophis said with a small frown.

Naruto and Sasuke blinked, "You're a dragon?"

"That's right. I'm a genderless dragon god."

"That's cool, that's cool... So, why that form?" Naruto asked.

Ophis shrugged, "It's comfy."

"Why the clothes?" Sasuke asked in turn.

"Yeah, why do you have tape covering your nipples? That's super random."

"I'm not very fond of the restrictions that human clothing give, but I've been told that I can't go out nude."

"So, I don't know if it's weird do ask... Can you give us a demonstration, like I don't know, make your boobs bigger?"

Ophis blinked and Sasuke facepalmed.

"I'm just kiddi- Oh, you're actually doing it... Oh, make yourself taller and more mature while you're at it and don't forget your butt."

"Naruto, why?"

"I was kidding but she's actually doing it so I might as well go all out." Naruto shrugged.

"Done."

Naruto and even Sasuke (the perv) turn to see Ophis' new form. She had grown to an average heigh of five feet and six inches. Her face also became slightly sharper. But Naruto was only really interested in two things.

Naruro began circling her, "Okay, very nice." He nodded in apprecitiation, "Pervy Sage would have killed to have you as inspiration. I can just hear how proud he is right now."

Sasuke saw the look in his friends eyes, "Please don't."

Naruto grinned at Sasuke, "Hey Ophis, can I touch them?"

"Do you want to get beat up?" Sasuke asked.

Ophis looked at him confused.

"Your boobs." Naruto clarified, "And your butt." He added for good measure.

She shrugged, "Go ahead."

Sasuke choked on his saliva.

Naruto nodded to himself as he cupped one of Ophis' boobs and jiggled it slightly, "A respectable C-cup."

He proceeded to fondle them and Ophis mewled lightly, "Oh, you do get pleasure. I wasn't too sure." He said but continued with his touching for some time.

"Okay, that's enough for the front." Naruto retreated his hand but quickly placed it on Ophis' new rump.

He hummed in appreciation as he squeezed a few times, "Say, do you wear panties?"

"No." Ophis might have replied in the same monotone voice but she could do nothing to hide her small blush.

"Noted." He knelt down in front of her and pulled down her skirt, "Oh, wow! Looks like the real thing!"

Sasuke stood up and pulled Naruto back by his hair, "Ow! What gives? I wanted to check something."

"And what would that have been?"

"If the inside was like the real thing..."

"..."

"..."

"Ophis, you can go back to your original form."

She nodded and changed back.

"Why didn't you stop him?" Sasuke asked her.

"?" She tilted her head, "Why would I?"

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other dumbfounded.

"So, will you help me?"

"I'm down for it." Naruto smiled.

"I don't particularly want to." Sasuke frowned.

"If it's because of your arms then I could restore them if you want." Ophis offered.

"Oh, there's no need. I can do that but we've kinds gotten used to having one arm. I mean, I might give myself an arm again later but Sasuke doesn't want one." Naruto grabbed a piece of his hair and placed it over his left eye in the same fashion as Sasuke, "I must repent."

"Is there anything I can do to convince you otherwise?"

"Don't worry about it. I'll convince the emo to help you out. Although, would you mind coming over occasionally to help me with my research?"

"Very well. I'll come here twice a week." Ophis nodded, not really understanding what she was agreeing to.

"Wonderful! I'll see you later."

Ophis nodded and left through a portal.

"What a success today has been! We didn't get found out by Heaven and I got myself a Dragon God model!"

"What is wrong with you? I don't remember you being like this."

"I have to agree with the Uchiha this time..."

"Huh? Nothing's wrong with me."

"Why do you even need Ophis? Don't you use porn for reference?"

"I do, but how is that better from a real life shapeshifter?"

"..."

"Anyway, I've just gotten an idea. I have to go write down my thoughts." Naruto rushed upstairs.

"What about the second floor?!"

"Just call a repair guy! And finish the dishes!"

Later that night...

"So, you're saying that the floor gave up under you?"

"That's right..."

"..."

"I get heavy when I sleep."

"It kinda looks like you were punched through..."

"No, you're imagining things."

"I swear that looks—"

"Why am I even trying to explain?" Sasuke sighed and activated his sharingan, "Fix the damn floor, please."

"How much did you have to pay?" Naruto asked Sasuke as they had breakfast.

"Not much, I used my sharingan and gave him a lot less."

"Why? Everyone's got to make a living."

"He was asking a bunch of questions." Sasuke shrugged.

Naruto was about to berate him but he was stopped by a knock on the shop door.

"Who could it be at this hour?" He asked as he got up, "Sorry, but we're not opening for a while." He said as he opened the door slightly.

"We're not here for ramen." The male that knocked informed him.

"What are you here for...?"

"May we come in?"

"Tell them to buzz off! I recognize that voice, it's the idiot that tried to fight me."

"I see. Come in then." Naruto smiled as he let them in, "Make yourselves at home."

"Thanks, I'm Vali."

"Kuroka, nya!"

"Arthur."

"Le Fay, Arthur's sister! Nice to meet you!"

"Yo! I'm Bikou! I actually do want some ramen."

Naruto hummed as he stepped back to examine them, "I don't know what to feel about you." He looked at Vali who merely shrugged.

"I'm gonna be blunt, you look super attractive in that kimono and you have chakra so that's a bonus!"

Kuroka beamed at the compliment and decided to ask him why he and his friend had chakra in private some other time.

"You look like a stuck up prick. A business suit, really?"

Arthur frowned.

"You on the other hand are super cute! You sure you're related to this guy?"

Le Fay giggled slightly as she blushed.

"And I like you, seems like we could get along."

"Naturally. Everyone likes me."

"So, what can we do for you guys?"

"I would like for the two of you to join my team." Vali stated bluntly.

"Really? I don't know... Sasuke and I aren't particularly interested in this world's affairs. We're pretty happy just hanging around."

"Didn't you agree to help Ophis take care of her problem?" Kuroka asked.

"She said that? I mean, I didn't exactly say I would..."

"If you're not interested in joining me, that's fine. Instead, I ask that you help me become stronger."

Naruto looked at Sasuke, "I'm not interested, I'd rather wash the dishes."

Naruto sighed, "Well, I'm okay with sparring with you occasionally. On one, no, two conditions."

"What would that be?" Vali raised an eyebrow.

"You let me use Kuroka and Le Fay for research."

"W-What?" Arthur and Le Fay sputtered.

"Oh my. I like you~" Kuroka smiled.

"Dude, that's pretty weird." Bikou laughed obnoxiously.

"Oh no! It's nothing weird like that..." Naruto waved his arm in denial.

"He could've turned out a lot worse." Sasuke added.

"Yeah, my master was a pretty big pervert. He would force me to go to brothels with him, one day he got me intoxicated and bam! The next day little Naruto wasn't so little."

Kuroka snickered.

"I mean, I wasn't little before losing my virginity. What I mean is I learned to appreciate the female body after that. Although I still wouldn't peek on girls in the hot springs like he would."

"So, how old were you?" Kuroka asked him.

"Fourteen."

"How old are you now?"

"Sixteen—"

"Idiot, what's the point of having our certificate's say we're nineteen when you're just gonna go and tell others your real age?" Sasuke scolded him.

"My bad. Anyway, not too brag or anything but the women at the brothels really liked going at it."

Bikou snickered,"What else would you expect from slu- Ow, Le fay! That wasn't very nice."

"I'm surprised you didn't get any one knocked up." Vali said.

"Well, I'm pretty sure I have a kid with a priestess..."

Sasuke choked on his cereal.

"Anyway, we've gotten way off topic."

"I'll say." Sasuke muttered.

"So, do you agree?" Naruto asked Vali.

"You don't have to ask him. I'll tell you myself, I'm 100% in, nya!"

"Absolutely not!" Arthur said with a glare.

"Just think of yourself as my model, Le Fay. I wouldn't do anything bad, even less if you didn't want me to."

"So, I would just model normal clothing for you?" She asked hesitantly.

"Well, not just normal clothing..."

"Of course!"

"Hmm, okay! That sounds like it could be fun!"

"Le Fay!" Arthur looked shocked.

"It's okay big brother, I'll have miss Kuroka with me!"

"That doesn't exactly make me feel better! No offence, Kuroka."

"Nyahaha! It's fine, I'm only slightly offended!"

Vali pulled Bikou and Arthur into a small huddle. "I'm all for it, he's probably just as strong. It'll be good to fight a strong person like himself."

"All good with me! I like him!"

"I'm not too—"

"You've got a deal." Vali turned to Naruto and extended his hand.

Naruto smiled and gladly took it, "Awesome, I'm Naruto. Pleasure to do business with you."

Vali nodded, "How can we establish times?"

"I assume you have a phone?" Naruto asked and Vali nodded, "Here's my phone number, backup number, e-mail and Sasuke's "shady business" number in case you can't reach me."

"Thank's, we'll be off." Vali nodded to Arthur.

Vali nodded to Naruto, Arthur glared at him, Bikou saluted him, Kuroka blew him a kiss and Le Fay waved shyly as they stepped through Arthur's portal.

"I like them. What do you think, Kurama?"

"Huh? Sure, I guess. I'm just still taken back by what you did to the dragon god..."

"Hn. Since when have you not been a virgin?" Sasuke asked him.

"Oh, it's a fun story. I'll tell you."

*Knock* *Knock*

This time Sasuke decided to open the door.

"No solicitors."

"What? No, my name's Cao Cao and these are my associates Heracles and Jeanne."

"What do you want?"

"We would like to talk to you about joining the Hero Faction."

"Sasuke, who is it? Naruto called out to him.

"My friend is telling me a story right now and he's just getting to the good part, so come back later or better yet never." He said as he slammed the door shut.

So, Naruto is not exactly a pervert like Issei or Jiraiya but he certainly appreciates the female body more than his cannon self because of slightly different experiences. Plus watching porn to write porn wouldn't help.

I have no idea why I wrote that with Ophis. It just suddenly came to me, maybe that says something about myself? A part of me asked what was wrong with me but the other part just laughed and said fuck it. It wasn't that bad anyway.

Naruto can restore his and Sasuke's arm but he just doesn't do it. If he could give Kakashi an eye then he can give himself an arm. Plus, it's Fanfiction so I can safely say he can do it.

Anyway, chapters have been rather short. I want to know if you guys would prefer short consistent chapters or longer chapters that would take around a week to upload? Regardless, I think that I'll make the chapters longer eventually but what would you all prefer for now?