I'm kinda dumb, Naruto and Sasuke are actually supposed to be 17 during the War Arc... Oh well, it should be fine.

Most people seem happy with short and consistent chapter, so that's what I'll try to do. There may be longer one's thrown in there occasionally and they might get longer in the future in general but for now they'll stay relatively the same.

Thank you to everyone who's made suggestions. I'll be sure to use quite a few of them.

Discalimer: I do not own Naruto or Highschool DxD

"And then she says, "What do you say, Naruto? Are you going to help me?"." Naruto smiled.

"And you just agreed?" Sasuke asked as he took a sip of some orange juice.

"Haha, you bet I did!" Naruto sighed in nostalgia, "Oh, Shion was great. I mean she was kind of a bitch when I first met her but she really grows on you."

"So, you decided to get her pregnant that night?"

"I mean, I didn't pull out so I probably did." He scratched his head sheepishly.

"You look so proud and embarrassed. It's weird." Sasuke frowned.

"Of course I am! I'm telling you about my sex life and I have a kid!" Naruto said excitedly but then frowned, "Wish I could've met them..."

Sasuke's frown dissapeared, "Just get another kid. You've got a lot of options, so choose one or all of them."

"One would think they'd be more interested in you like the girls back in Konoha but you honestly leave a lot to be desired with your shitty personality. What happened to reviving the Uchiha clan?"

"Hn, I got a lot of time for that so I'm not worried. Focus on reviving your own clan."

"By the way, who knocked earlier?" Naruto asked him and looked at the door.

"Don't know. They said they were with the Hero Faction, whatever that is." Sasuke stood up to open the door, believing they had left.

They were still there.

Sasuke closed the door before Cao Cao could speak.

"Come one, Sasuke. Just let them in."

Sasuke sighed and opened the door, "Come in." He said bitterly.

"Thank you, Emo-kun!" Jeanne said happily.

"So, what can we do for you today?" Naruto asked them as Sasuke closed the door behind them.

"Well, like I told your friend, we would like you to join the Hero Faction."

Heracles scoffed, "I still don't understand why we're asking two cripples to join."

"You better watch your mouth, you big buffoon. Unless you want this cripple to kill you." Sasuke glared at him. He didn't appreciate being thought of as weak for missing a limb.

"I'd like to see you try!"

"Heracles, did I not tell you what he did to Vali?" Cao Cao frowned at Heracles.

"I still don't believe it!"

"You weren't there. I saw the state he was in, he probably would've died if he was left alone."

"Hn, and I was merely playing with him. I could kill all three of you where you're standing as easy as blinking."

"Now, now, let's all relax. Come sit guys, we'll hear you out."

"More like you will. I'll go and wash some dishes instead." Sasuke walked away.

Naruto nodded to him ans waited until everyone else got comfortable before asking, "So, what's this Hero Faction?"

"We are a group created to fight against supernatural existences and protect humanity from them."

"Protect them from supernatural existences?"

"That's right." Cao Cao nodded.

"Hmm, I myself have never seen a Devil or Fallen Angel do anything to a human. Have you, Sasuke?"

"No. But that's probably because I kill them before I see them do anything."

"Right. Anyway, regardless of whether or not they do anything, we don't particularly want to go out of our way to kill them. Sasuke only does it because it's a good source of income and I'm content relaxing here."

"I see. That is unfortunate."

"We do apologize. But we're not really interested in any of the factions or God's, we've already most of our youth fighting so it's nice to take it easy nowadays."

"Tsk! You should feel honored that Cao Cao sought you out in the first place, you lowly cripples!"

"If that's all then you're free to leave." Naruto ignored Heracles.

Cao Cao spoke up as he saw Heracles about to continue his rant, "We thank you for your time and I do hope you reconsider my offer in the future." He stood up and turned to leave, "Let's go."

"Bye Emo-kun! Whiskers-kun!"

Naruto smiled and waved as they left.

"If I ever see that Heracles guy I'll make sure to kill him." Sasuke spoke up.

"What was that other guy's name? I didn't catch it properly. Cacao? Cow Cow?" Naruto asked him.

"I could care less so I made myself forget."

"Alright, you girls have been posing for me for a few months now. So, today I would like for you to try some more provocative poses and that sort of thing."

"Oooh, sounds exciting, nya! I'm in!"

"What about you, Le Fay? Are you up to it?"

"I've gotten more comfortable so I guess I could give it a shot." She agreed as she sported a small blush.

"Wonderful! Okay, keep the french maid outfits on but Le Fay I want you to lay down on the bed and Kuroka you get on top of her."

"Alright!"

"O-Okay."

"Nice. Now, Kuroka, grab the back of Le Fay's head as lovingly as you can and Le Fay place your hands on Kuroka's face as if you're going to lean up to kiss her." He nodded to himself, "Okay, Kuroka, I want you to place your knee just below Le Fay's crotch- That's a wonderful blush, Le Fay! Keep it like that." Naruto smiled as he wrote down notes on his idea book.

Just as he was getting into his groove, the door opened, "Hey, Naruto I'm going—"

"Sasuke! Haven't I told you to knock when any of the girls are here?"

"Tch, it's my house too. I can go anywhere without having to knock."

"Anywhere but my room!"

"You make it sound like you're doing something bad."

"Have you not seen what position they're in?"

"I have and I don't care for it."

"Are you even straight? Nyahahaha!" Kuroka laughed as she got off of Le Fay.

"I am."

"You sure? I don't see any signs of a tent forming under there, nya." Kuroka pointed at his crotch.

"Naruto doesn't have one either." Sasuke pointed out.

"Nyahaha, why're you looking down there, nya?" Kuroka laughed even harder.

"Why do you think I'm sitting down and wearing really baggy pants?"

"..."

"..."

Le Fay passed out.

"Anyway, I'm going out on another job."

"You don't need to tell me that. Now I don't need to keep the door shut for a while. Where are you going, anyway?"

"Germany."

"During Oktoberfest?"

"That's right."

"Well, good. Do take your time, you tend to come back as soon as you're done. Try to lighten up and have some fun."

Sasuke rolled his eyes, "See you later, loser."

"Take my newest book with you and make sure to advertise it!" Naruto called out as Sasuke closed the door.

Kuroka turned to Naruto, "Isn't your birthday on October, Naruto?"

"Yes, I'm glad you remember!"

"Are you planning to do anything for it?"

"I'm planning to open a themed ramen shop in Japan."

Kuroka blinked, "Seriously?"

"That's right! Although I'm not sure if it should be a maid or a cat girl theme..."

Kurama scoffed, "Cat girl? Maid?"

"What's wrong with it?"

"You dare suggest a cat girl and a maid theme over fox girls?!"

"Oh, that's why you're mad?"

"Don't play if off like it isn't important!"

"Why does it matter if it is or isn't fox girl themed?"

"Foxes are better than cats! We have softer fur, longer tails and ears. And most importantly we don't puke hairballs!"

"Kurama! It's not like it's going to be actual cats!"

"I don't care! My pride as a fox will not allow a cat girl themed ramen shop!"

"That's not very nice, what would Matatabi say?"

"Who cares what she would say?!"

"Jeez, calm down. It's not like I've already decided, we can about this later." Naruto told his partner as he noticed Le Fay was stirring up.

"We sure as hell will."

"Kuroka, Le Fay, I'm going to go to Kyoto. Wanna come with?"

"Eh, Kyoto? For what, nya?"

"I need a live sample to see if I should go with a maid, cat or fox theme for the ramen shop, eventually shops, that I'll be having in Japan. Know any fox youkai?"

"Well, there's Yasaka but she's the—"

"Wonderful! So, you girls wanna go?"

Kuroka and Le Fay looked at each other and shrugged, "Sure." They both said.

Naruto smiled and created two clones, "You, go get us three plane tickets to Kyoto." He turned to his second clone when the first one left, "And you, sit between Kuroka and Le Fay and act bashfully."

His clone blinked but did as he was told.

"What do you want us to do? Le Fay asked him.

"I want you girls to hug his arms into your boobs and whisper seductively in his ears."

"Hey, boss, when do you want to leave for Kyoto?" His other clone popped his head back into the room.

"As soon as possible. Now go away, you're distracting me!" The original said as he went back to writing.

"Boss, can't we just run there? Or have Arthur take us there?" The other clone added.

"You think I didn't know that? I just wanted to go on a plane for the first time! But since I want to have the first restaurant open before my birthday then I guess it's fine."

"So, are we going right now?" Le Fay asked him, his clone's arm still pressed to her.

"I guess." Naruto sighed as he dispelled his clones, "I just have to go and put up a sign that I'll be taking a vacation to Kyoto." He walked out of the room with a blush.

"Le Fay was so adorable with her "dirty talking". Kuroka on the other hand is kinda scary. Although my clone didn't exactly agree, if you know what I'm saying."

Kurama rolled his eyes, "Yes, Naruto I know what you're saying. Anyway, I must say I'm excited for you to meet this Yasaka person."

"Really?"

"Of course! If she's even somewhat similar to all these other women in the looks department then you'll have to bed her."

"I mean... I'd have to get to know her. Besides, I'm more interested in seeing other individuals that have chakra."

"Oh, so now you're not interested in a woman?"

"I didn't say that either."

"I'm very proud of you, Irina. To have the courage to ask Naruto out." Xenovia complimented her friend as they made their way to the ramen shop.

"Thanks, I've been very nervous up to now and I hope it works out." Irina smiled shyly.

"And you plan to ask him if he's involved in the supernatural like Sasuke?"

"Yeah... Eventually. Sasuke is kinda hard to approach even after knowing him for some months."

"Yes. He does not look the type to open up to others very easily, very much the opposite to Naruto."

"It's why even though I like both of them I decided I'm going to ask Naruto."

"I'm sure it'll wok out, Naruto seems to like you."

"Ah, well, he's that way with everyone. He pretty much likes everyone and everyone likes him back." Irina smiled.

"Yes... It's understandable why he's so likeable..." Xenovia said absentmindedly.

Irina looked at Xenovia but didn't say as they walked the rest of the way in silence.

"Hi! I am currently in Kyoto, Japan for vacation and business related work and as such we are temporarily closed. I apologize for the inconvenience!"

Irina sighed in disappointment, "He mentioned that he was going to go to Kyoto but I didn't think it'd be anytime soon and it seems Sasuke isn't here either."

"... How about we go as well?" Xenovia offered.

"Huh?"

"We could ask for some off time and go meet him there."

"Really?! You'd want to? Why?"

Xenovia shrugged, "Well, you want to ask him out and I haven't seen him in a while myself. Kill two birds with one stone, I guess."

"Oh, wonderful! Let's go ask Lady Gabriel right away. That way we can just leave as soon as possible!" Irina said as she grabbed Xenovia's hand and began running with her.

As soon as they left, a man approached the shop and looked at the sign, "Kyoto, huh? It's been a while since I've seen Yasaka's breasts so I guess this is a good a time as any."

Oh man, watching season 4 of Highschool DxD after so long of putting it off just reminded me why I did that in the first place. Because Issei pisses me off, he's more torable in the Naruto crossovers but when I see him in the actual show it feels like I'm gonna pop a vein.

Sorry about the rant, it's been so long since I've seen Issei's antics, guess I'm not used to them anymore.

Anyway, Naruto is off to Kyoto with Kuroka and Le Fay and Sasuke's going to Germany. I wonder who he's gonna run into.

By the way, are you guys interested in lemons? The story is mostly about Naruto and Sasuke but I don't think that's any reason to not have some romance.

I had originally hoped to be getting this chapter out and the next one by now but I've been pretty busy these past few days so I apologize for that.