Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Highschool DxD
Right, so my mind will not let me sleep. It keeps telling me to add Grayfia to the harem. I mean just imagine Naruto seeing an actual maid and one as fine as Grayfia? Oh boy. Anyway, I'd appreciate feedback on this. (Please agree with me)
"Oh man, would you look at this place?" Naruto smiled as he walked around Kyoto with Kuroka and Le Fay on his sides.
"You've really never been here? Even though you and Sasuke speak Japanese?" Kuroka asked him, her cat features hidden to her annoyance.
"Well, we had planned to come to Japan since we already spoke a similar dialect but we ended up getting used to Italy and just never left. I did find out that Japan is the country that loves my books the most."
"Ah, that explains why so many people have been approaching you since we got here." Le Fay said as she saw people too shy to walk up to Naruto take pictures from afar instead.
"By the way, Naruto. Would you mind if we went to Kuoh since we're already here in Japan."
"Kuoh? Ah, you want to see your sister?"
Kuroka nodded.
Naruto sighed, "Kuroka, you should've told me you wanted to go before we got here."
"Sorry."
"Don't apologize. We'll go as soon as we're done here. Unless you'd like to go to Kuoh with a clone right now?"
"Go to Kuoh with a clone to see my sister and leave Naruto here to be possibly seduced by Yasaka? Yeah, I don't think so."
Kuroka smiled at him, "It's fine, I can wait."
He shrugged, "If you're sure. Anyway, our first order of business will be to find a ramen shop. Have some ramen. Compare it to my obviously superior ramen. And then buy the ramen shop."
"So, we're just going to ignore all the Youkai looking at us?" Kuroka asked.
"Yep, they're not going to try anything... Probably."
"They won't try anything with normal people around us."
Naruto nodded, "You're right. Let's go somewhere more secluded so they can take us to Yasaka." He said and marched ahead. "But only after we get some ramen."
Kuroka and Le Fay sighed at how lax he seemed to be but knew it was because he probably had the most chakra in Kyoto. It was why they were being followed in the first place.
"You look a lot more suspicious just walking around, Naruto. I told you we should've just gone straight to Yasaka rather than sight-see. You can get some ramen later."
"But it's ramen! How could you say that?" Naruto looked distraught.
"I'm saying that because we came here to find Yasaka for your perversions."
"It's not for my perversions this time. It's for the theme of the ramen shops I'll be making in Japan."
"Right, and how does that involve having some ramen? Especially since you say yours is better and you'll be buying the shop."
Naruto shrugged, "Can't a guy just have some ramen?"
Naruto looked around and noticed they were far away from other people.
"Okay, you can all come out now." He said with a smile as numerous Youkai appeared from behind trees and bushes.
One of them caught his attention compared to the rest. She was the youngest in the group but seemed to hold command over the rest.
Naruto tried to look as friendly as possible as he sensed their worry, "Hello! May I ask who you are?"
"I should be the one asking that. What business do you have here... human?" The girl asked as she shifted around uncomfortably as did the rest of the female youkai.
"Ah! She's so adorable! I just want to squeeze her so badly!"
"Fool. Do you not realize the effect you're having on her with this distance alone? Imagine what you'd do if you hugged her."
Naruto ignored his partner, "My name's Naruto Uzumaki. I'm here to make a ramen shop and possibly meet Yasaka."
The girl's eyes narrowed, "What business do you have with mother?"
"Well, I don't have a particularly good reason. I just simply wish to meet her."
"Very well... We didn't think it was a human who was giving off such a tremendous amount of chakra but this certainly makes us more curious of you."
"I was? I'm pretty sure my chakra is very suppressed... Why didn't you say anything, Kuroka?"
"I didn't feel anything myself, but that's probably because I spend too much time with you and I'm used to the feeling of your chakra. Anyway, I guess being in Kyoto is making your chakra seem more potent."
"This place does have quite an abundance of chakra and spiritual energy. Definitely the perfect place to use senjutsu." Naruto said absently.
"Naruto, that's not something you should say so casually." Kuroka berated him.
"Huh? Anyway, will you take us to your mother..."
"Kunou. My name's Kunou and yes I will, follow me."
"Nice to meet you, Kunou." Naruto extended his left arm for her to shake.
Kunou looked at his hand for a second before she took it.
"N-Nice to meet you too..." Kunou said with a heavy blush.
"Anyway, I better call Sasuke to tell him what I'm doing. Excuse me for a moment." He said as he reached for his phone with his right arm since Kunou was still holding his left hand while she led them to where Yasaka was.
"Oh, that's right... I don't have a right arm..."
"How do you even forget that?"
"I'm just used to it by now... Although, now that I think about it, it isn't too convenient not having an arm." Naruto thought as he stared deeply at his stump.
"What're you doing, Naruto?" Le Fay looked at him curiously.
"Hold on a moment... It's much harder to do without touching it..."
"What do you mean, nya?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
Everyone stared in shock as Naruto's right arm was regrowing.
"And... Got it..." Naruto said casually as he grabbed his phone with his new arm and dialled Sasuke.
Somewhere in Germany...
"What do you want?" Sasuke spoke into his phone in annoyance.
"I'm doing great thanks."
"What do you want?" Sasuke asked again.
"Where are you right now?" Naruto asked as he heard music blaring in the background.
"... I'm at a strip club."
"Eh?"
"It's not for that, you idiot. The Devil that I'm hunting likes to come here to feed on the lustful people so I'm just waiting for her to show up."
"What're you doing while waiting?"
"Reading your stupid book."
"What? You're in a strip club and you're reading my book? Don't get me wrong, I love those books but why the hell are you reading it at this moment?"
"I want to see what the fuss about it is."
Naruto sighed, "Anyway, I won't be back for a while so you might as well stay in Germany for a few days and have some fun."
"I don't find too many things to be fun and it's not like fun is going to walk into a str—"
"What is it?"
"Actually, someone remotely interesting just walked in. Not as interesting as someone like Ophis but interesting nonetheless."
"What, who?"
"Later, loser." Sasuke hung up.
Kyoto...
"Asshole hung up on me."
"Wow! It's actually real!" Kunou said in wonder as she felt his right arm.
"This is kinda weird..."
Naruto looked at Kunou's twitching ears and trembled.
"Hey, Kunou? Can I touch your ears?"
"You want to touch my ears?"
Naruto nodded.
"V-Very well. I'll allow it." Kunou said shyly.
Kuroka hissed lowly, "He's never asked me to touch mine."
"But he's asked you to do a bunch of other stuff." Le Fay tried to say but Kuroka stomped towards Naruto.
"Here, Naruto." She grabbed his left arm, "Touch my ears too."
Naruto shrugged and began petting Kuroka as well.
Kunou frowned at Kuroka and wrapped her tails around Naruto's leg.
Kuroka glared at the girl and wrapped her own tails around Naruto's waist.
"Such a ladies man." Kurama rolled his eyes.
"I'm not complaining. I really like the attention."
"I'm sure you do."
"Anyway, what do you think interested Sasuke so much?"
"Beats me. But we can probably say that it wasn't a woman. Maybe you guys kissing changed his sexual preference? Bwahaha!"
"Please never remind me of that again. You're gonna make me relive it and I don't wanna puke. Anyway, it could be a some God or just a really powerful individual that he saw."
"Yeah, I don't really care. Talk to someone else about this."
"You're so boring."
"Ha! I'm boring? All you do is sit around writing books and running a ramen shop! Where's your sense of adventure?"
"Can't a guy just have a break?"
"And how long is this break going to last? I'm going to die of boredom if this is what you're going to do for the rest of your life."
Naruto rolled his eyes, "Don't be such a drama queen. It's not like I sit around doing nothing, I exercise with Vali and his team all the time."
"Exactly, you exercise. You don't fight them, why can't you fight just one person? Find someone that can at least keep up with you somewhat."
"Naruto! We're here, nya!" Kuroka smacked him out of his conversation.
"So it seems." Naruto looked around, "Really nice place. A bit too much but it's nice."
"So, you're the one with all that chakra."
"Yep. I'm Naruto." Naruto answered her even though it wasn't a question, "So, you're Yasaka?" He asked as he took notice of her bust size.
"Those things are massive... I have to send Sasuke a picture."
"Forget that! Look at her tails and ears!"
"That's right. Could you come closer?"
Naruto merely nodded as he didn't trust himself to say anything. As he got closer he became increasingly nervous, "Kunou looks so cute with her tails and ears but her mother is on a whole different level... And that kimono she's wearing is not helping me at all..."
He was almost sweating when he was within arm distance from her. The awkwardness he felt increased as she stood up and placed her hands on his face.
"She's staring really intensely into my eyes..."
"So strange... I've never met a human with any chakra nor a youkai with such powerful chakra." Yasaka stared at him in wonder. "It's amazing the effect your chakra has on us even when being suppressed."
Naruto laughed sheepishly, "Sorry about that."
"And there's something else there... It's certainly darker than what I feel from you on the surface, but it's not evil."
"I really like her! She's the only person who knows I'm here that has acknowledged me."
"Ophis and Kuroka did as well."
"That was only in later meetings so they don't count."
"Anyway, what brings someone like yourself to Kyoto?" Yasaka asked as she sat down again.
"I came here to meet you." Naruto said bluntly.
"Oh?"
"You see, I'm going to be making ramen shops all across Japan with a theme. And I'm trying to figure out which would be better between a maid, cat and fox girl."
Yasaka laughed, "Oh my. I certainly did not expect that to be your reasoning." She looked very amused.
Naruto nodded, "Which is why I request that you let me feel your ears and tails."
Yasaka blinked.
Naruto gulped in anticipation.
"I'll allow it."
"Really?!"
"That's right. But you have to let me bathe in your chakra."
"Sure!" Naruto smiled and sat facing her.
She nodded for him to proceed and he began to slowly caress her ears with chakra coated arms.
The other girls present watched in jealousy as they noticed the fox youkai's pleased expression. After a few minutes Naruro stood up and made his way behind her to feel her tails as well.
He was a bit too focused on the feeling of the appendages to see the effect he was having on her.
The girls had varying emotions. Kuroka was livid at seeing the face that Yasaka was making. Le Fay couldn't even look in their direction and Kunou had the biggest blush on her face.
"Thank you so much! This has been very educational for me." Naruto quickly made his way back to his little group.
"The... Pleasure... was all mine." Yasaka said happily.
"Oh... I see..."
"How interesting..."
"Say, Naruto. Would you be interested in marrying me?" Yasaka asked him in a very flirtatious tone.
"No, mother! I wish to marry him!" Kunou yelled in disapproval as she hugged Naruto's waist.
"Oh... Then would you mind marrying the two of us?"
"Mother!"
"Ah, well..." Naruto scratched his head in confusion.
"Time to go, Naruto." Kuroka growled as she grabbed his arm and began pulling him to the exit while trying to pry Kunou off of him.
"But I still—"
"You said we would go to Kuoh, so that's what we're going to do considering you've already done what you wanted to do here in the first place."
"But I still haven't set up my shop!"
"You'll do that in Kuoh. You can set one up here some other time... Please, I want to see my sister."
"All right... I guess we'll see you some other time."
Yasaka smiled, "Of course. Do try to bring him back some time soon, Kuroka."
"Of course." Kuroka gave her a forced smile.
"Dear, you can let go of Naruto now. He'll come visit us another time."
Kunou looked up at him sadly, "Will you?"
"Ah! So adorable!"
"Of course! And that's a promise!
Kunou smiled as she finally let go of him.
Just as they were about to leave Yasaka decided to call to Naruto one last time, "Do take into consideration my offer."
"Of course." Naruto gave her a thumbs up.
A few minutes passed and Kuroka spoke up reluctantly, "You're actually going to take it into consideration, nya?"
He shrugged, "Who knows. I guess I could, but I don't know her well enough to accept a marriage proposal right off the bat." Naruto said as he looked down at his phone.
"I see..." Kuroka looked to be in deep thought.
"What're you looking at?" Le Fay asked Naruto after seeing his growing grin.
"Oh, this? Just some pictures I took of Yasaka and her bust, I have to send this to Sasuke."
"When did you even do that?"
"While I was talking to her. You can't see it since I'm doing it too fast."
"Really?"
"Yeah. For example, I just took a picture of your panties. They're very cute but you should try something other than white."
Le Fay blushed.
"And Kuroka here apparently goes commando." Naruto looked at his phone with a blush.
"I guess that's what you call a clean pussy..."
"..."
"Sorry, that was bad."
Kuroka peaked at his phone, "If you want to see so badly all you have to do is ask, nya."
"... I'll be sure to keep that in mind..." Naruto said quietly as he sent Yasaka's photos to Sasuke.
Germany...
"So you want me to sleep with you assistant?"
"That's right. I brought her here to take herself someone home. Man or woman, she just has to sleep with someone."
"Lord Odin, I want a boyfriend!" The girl cried as sunk behind him.
"You could sleep with a woman and then get a boyfriend if needed, but if you insist then just sleep with this young man."
"I haven't even agreed—"
"And why not?! Am I not desirable? Are my breasts too big? Maybe it's the colour of my hair?"
"Someone help me..."
As if on cue his phone got a message from Naruto.
"Those things cannot be real... They're huge..."
"Hm? What is it- Oh dear." Odin blushed as he looked at the pictures of Yasaka.
"Waaaah! Now you won't even look at me! Notice me!"
Just finished this on my phone. Hit me up with some more ideas, I don't want to start canon too soon.
The meeting was short but Naruto will be back to Kyoto.
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(If you give me more ideas)