Seems most people are happy with Grayfia joining.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Highschool DxD

"Thanks Arthur. I'll fight you some other time as thanks."

"Just make sure Le Fay doesn't get hurt."

"Hah! Who do you think could hurt Le Fay while she's with me?"

"Just don't do anything stupid." Arthur said before leaving.

Naruto rolled his eyes, "Anyway, where can we find Shirone, Kuroka?"

"Well, she's on her way to school right now. We could wait until she's out."

"Nah, we'll go see her right now." Naruto began walking.

"Do you even know where it is?"

"No. I'm just walking where the wind takes me."

Le Fay giggled, "Let's follow him! I want to see where the wind takes us."

Kuroka rolled her eyes.

...

She couldn't believe it. They had found her sister by following Naruto when he was walking around aimlessly.

"Did you really have no idea where we were going, nya?" Kuroka asked him.

"Of course I knew where we were going. I just followed her chakra."

Kuroka looked at Koneko sadly, "Shirone..."

She didn't dare move any closer. If she were to get within a certain distance she'd be smelled out.

"What's wrong, Kuroka? Don't you want to say hi?"

"I do... But I've already told you I can't."

"And you still haven't told me why."

"... I'll tell you later. Right now, it's enough for me to see her from a distance."

Naruro looked at Koneko, "Well, not for me. I'm gonna go say hi." He skipped towards her.

He quickly began walking beside her but she didn't say anything even after glancing at him.

Naruto smiled and extended his hand, "Hello, Shirone."

Koneko tensed momentarily, "... I think you have the wrong person." She said as she munched on a cookie.

"Hmm, no I don't think so. You are the sister of Kuroka, are you not?"

Koneko shot him a glare and pulled him into a nearby alley, "Who are you?" Koneko demanded as she increased her grip on his arm.

"That's a strong grip you've got there." Naruto smiled, "Relax, I just wanted to meet you Shirone."

"Don't call me that..."

Naruto tilted his head in confusion, "Is that not your name?"

"My name is Koneko."

Naruto shrugged, "If that's what you want to be called."

"Who are you? And what do you want?"

"I'm Naruto and I already told you. I just wanted to meet you."

Koneko's eyes narrowed, "How do you have chakra? You're a human."

"Haha, I guess I'm special?"

"Did she send you?"

"Who? Kuroka?"

Koneko nodded.

"Ha! You make it sound like she sent me to kidnap you! It's hilarious! You think she's some criminal or something?" He asked jokingly.

Koneko looked down.

"Oh, she is... I wonder how that happened. I doubt you'll tell me so I'll ask her later myself."

"So you are in contact with her."

"Of course! She's a friend and one of my models."

Koneko blinked, "... Model?"

"That's right! For my Icha Icha series. She's the one who gave me inspiration for my Cat Edition." Naruto pulled out said book.

"I smell Icha Icha! Where is it?"

"Who is that? He sounds very enthusiastic."

Koneko frowned, "Ignore him. He's some pervert from my school."

"He sounds like he enjoys my books."

"Pervert."

"Eh? I'm not a pervert. I appreciate the female body but I don't peeve or anything like that. It's why I have my models."

"There it is... Oh, Koneko? And who are you?" He noticed the way Koneko was grabbing him and tensed up, "Is everything okay?"

"Everything is fine." Naruto easily removed Koneko's hand from him, "I was just saying hi to Koneko here. We have a mutual friend and this is our first time meeting."

"I see..."

"What's your name? I'll sign this book for you."

"Sign it...?" He gasped, "You're the writer of the Icha Icha series?"

Naruto bowed extravagantly, "That's right."

"Oh, it's an honour to meet you! Please sign it to Issei!"

"Alright." Naruto nodded as he took out a pen and flipped the book open.

Issei squealed in excitement, "I have to ask. How do you come up with such steamy scenes and provocative poses for your writing?"

"Hm? I use my models for inspiration." Naruto said simply as he gave Issei his signed book.

"M-Models? So, d-does that mean you do it with them?"

Naruto laughed, "No, I haven't asked them to do that. I've had plenty of sex in my life, so I know more than enough."

"So, what you write is based off your sex experience?" Issei gulped.

"That's right."

"Everything?"

"Everything."

"Every thing? Every thing?"

"Every thing." Naruto nodded.

"But how?! You don't look much older than I do!"

"What can I say? I'm just lucky."

Issei nodded numbly, "So even the three—"

"Please stop talking." Koneko glared at them, "I don't want to know what's in those books."

"Sorry, Koneko." Issei apologized, not wanting to get beat up.

"Oh, come on! Just give them a shot! They're not completely about sex and your sister loves them."

"Sister...?"

"I'm not interested in porn. Issei, let's go. We'll be late to school."

"Right. It was an honour meeting you."

Naruto smiled, "See you later, Koneko."

"I didn't know you knew such a famous person or that you had a sister."

"We need to talk to Rias right away."

Naruto watched as Koneko and Issei walked away.

"So, how exactly are you a criminal?" He asked as Kuroka and Le Fay walked up to him.

"I killed my Devil master to stop him from experimenting on Shirone. Everyone assumed I had gone crazy using Senjutsu, which is why she refuses to use chakra."

"What else?"

"What do you mean, nya?"

"You're not telling me something."

Kuroka frowned, "I'll tell you later."

"That's fine, you don't have to tell me if you're not comfortable."

"Thank you."

"So, the first time your friend met Ophis he fondled her?" Odin asked in amazement.

"That's right."

"Your friend has some balls of steel."

"He also has a Witch and a Devil/Neko hybrid as his models."

"Amazing! Are you sure he's not some kind of God?"

"Stop talking about other women around me!"

"Hey Rossweisse, how about we take you to this Naruto and have you model for him?"

She looked at him hesitantly, "Well... I do—"

"Scratch that. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you to be his model."

"I'll call him..." Sasuke waited a few seconds before Naruto picked up, "Are you still in Kyoto?"

"Ah... No, I'm in Kuoh right now."

"What about the ramen shop?"

"I've decided to build the first one in Kuoh!"

"What did you do?" Sasuke asked in annoyance.

"I didn't do anything... It's just that Yasaka and her daughter want to marry me."

"I see. Have you decided on the theme?"

"Not yet. It's very hard."

"Hurry it up. Anyway, I met Odin today."

"The Norse God?"

"Obviously. He wants to give you a Valkyrie to model for you."

"Woah! A Valkyrie? Is she hot?"

Sasuke looked her over, "I guess."

"Coming from you that's a good sign."

"Whatever. Anyway, we'll be there in a bit."

"Cool. By the way, I've decided to become a P.E. teacher."

"Why?"

"Well, I wanna keep an eye on Kuroka's sister and eventually make her one of my models. She's super cute. Kuoh Academy apparently used to be a girls only school so there're bound to be some girls I can convince to model for me."

"I shouldn't have asked. We'll be there soon." Sasuke hung up as he exited the club.

"So?" Odin looked at him expectantly.

"He's agreed."

Rossweisse sniffed as she followed after them, "Please tell me I at least get paid."

"I'm pretty sure you do. The other girls didn't want to accept the money he gives them because for them its enough to spend time with him, for whatever reason that may be."

"So, where is he right now? I'll take us all there." Odin asked.

"He's in Kuoh." Sasuke said as he made a shadow clone, "Wait for the Devil to show up and go collect the reward before you dispel."

The clone nodded and walked back inside.

"Do you have an exact location?"

"Just take us there. I'll find him once we're there."

"Do you even have any teaching experience, nya?"

"Of course I do! I had an apprentice back home. How hard can it be teaching a bunch of teenagers physical education?"

"So you're not worries about the Devils?" Le Fay asked.

"Why would I be?"

"Because the Devils who control this territory are the heiress' of their houses."

"And I should care because?"

"You know Naruto doesn't care about positions of power or titles, Le Fay." Kuroka added.

"Besides, it's not like I'm here to destroy the town or something. And even if I was, I doubt they'd be able to stop me... Hmm, that sounded too much like Sasuke."

"How do you even plan to get accepted as a teacher, nya?"

"I believe I can help with that!" A man called out from above them.

"Who are you?" Naruto looked him over as he landed. "He's pretty tall..."

"My name is Azazel and I can easily make and submit the papers you need."

"Cool. What do you want?"

"... That was easier than I expected."

"What did you expect I say? Stay away you evil fiend?"

"I don't know. Just thought you'd be more cautious. For all you know I could have some nefarious purpose for this."

"But you don't."

Azazel raised and eyebrow, "And how do you know that?"

"I just do. What do you want then?"

"Sign these for me." Azazel pulled out three books.

"Ah, Icha Icha. You're a man of culture I see." Naruto took out his pen.

Azazel nodded, "I'm a big fan."

"Anyway, you were waiting up there a long time. What's the deal with that?"

Azazel shrugged, "I wanted to make a good entrance."

Naruto looked towards the street, "Sasuke, what took you so long?"

"I told Odin to bring us to the outskirts of town and we walked the rest of the way." Sasuke explained as he entered the alley.

"Odin, how're you doing you wrinkly old bastard?" Azazel smiled.

"Azazel." Odin nodded, "Is this your husband?" He looked at Naruto.

Naruto frowned, "Tch. And I was just about to compliment your beard you one-eyed perv."

"Oh? How'd you know?"

"I've got a sixth sense for it."

Odin looked at his companions, "So these are the models young Sasuke was telling me about." He stroked his beard, "I approve. You may stroke my beard."

Le Fay smiled awkwardly, "Haha, I'm okay thanks."

Kuroka frowned in disgust and hid behind Naruto.

"So, I assume you got Icha Icha for me to sign as well?"

"Naturally."

Naruto took out his pen (again), "By the way, if anyone was to get a husband it'd be Sasuke."

"Perhaps. He doesn't seem to show much interest in the female body." Odin nodded as he stroked his beard.

Naruto peaked behind Odin, "Is that the Valkyrie?"

"Yes, this is Rossweisse."

Said woman stepped forward and bowed.

"Hmm..." Naruto circled her, "Not bad... I dig the suit but it's a bit too formal. Not sexy enough, but we can work on that."

Odin smiled, "You're a smart boy. I've told her the same thing but she doesn't listen, it's why she doesn't have a boyfriend."

Rossweisse teared up, "Must you tell him that, Lord Odin?"

"Odin, seeing as you're a pervy old man I'd like your opinion on something."

"Oh?"

"What is better? Maids, fox girls or cat girls."

"A truly difficult question... Ultimately, I must say maids."

"Thank you for your insight... I must see a maid for myself."

"But we've dressed up as maids before, nya."

"You have, and it was hot. But I want to see a natural maid."

Odin nodded, "They give a different aura compared to those who merely dress the part."

Kuroka frowned. "No one asked you stupid old man, nya."

"Rossweisse, you will be staying with Naruto for the time being and help him out in any way possible as his model for his future books. Perhaps it'll give you some experience with a man."

She sobbed louder.

"Anyway, I must be off. Godly business and all of that." Odin walked away.

"Must not be a lot considering we met at a strip club..." Sasuke thought to himself.

"I expect the first copy of your next book for myself." Odin said before he dissapeared.

"Anyway," Azazel made himself known again, "I'll bring you the papers you need in a few days, enjoy yourself until then. I'm going fishing for now." He walked away as well.

"Right, for now let's go and find an apartment! Come along, Rossweisse." Naruto offered his hand.

"O-Okay..." She took it, still sobbing lightly.

"Man, I hope I get to see a maid sometime soon..." Naruto said to himself.

"I'm right next to you and you're thinking of a maid?!"

Underworld...

"Don't."

"I didn't say anything!"

"But you were."

"So now I'm not allowed to say anything when you sneeze?"

"Not when you're working."

"Stupid paperwork."

Wanted to write more of the Godly trio that is Naruto, Azazel and Odin. That'll have to come at a later time since I'm writing on my phone again and doing homework. Who knows how long I would be writing for.

I'm tired.