I'm sorry for ruining the scene with Koneko. I humbly apologize *bows*. Regarding where we are in canon... It's after Issei becomes a Devil but before Asia shows up.

Anyway, here's a WARNING. There's some stuff near the end of the chapter... If you know what I mean.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Highschool DxD

A few days of apartment hunting later and Naruto had found a nice place with three rooms for himself, Sasuke and Rossweisse.

"Right. I was thinking we could build the shop next to Kuoh academy. We'd get a lot of costumers before and after school."

"Wow, that's actually a good idea coming from an idiot like you." Sasuke rolled his eyes.

Naruto frowned, "Can't you ever say something nice without throwing in an insult?"

"Anyway, won't it be suspicious for a ramen shop to appear out of nowhere?"

"We'll build it over the weekend and make it small so it's believable."

"Hm."

"Anyway, Rossweisse," Naruto turned to look at his new model, "Let's go to my room. You too, Kuroka, Le Fay."

Rossweisse blushed profusely, "But I'm not ready for a foursome! I'm still a virgin!"

Naruto blinked, "Woah there! We're not doing any of that! You'll just be modelling for me alongside Kuroka and Le Fay."

"I see." She laughed sheepishly.

"What are you going to do, Sasuke?"

"I'm going to bed. I'm not interested in going sightseeing or whatever in such a plain looking town." He grunted and left for his room.

"So what are we doing today, nya?"

"I want you girls to wear business suits like Rossweisse. I'll tweak how they look once you have them on since it's boring the way Rossweisse has it on."

"By the way, how much will I get paid?" Rossweisse asked as she looked at Kuroka and Le Fay stripping, "And is it really okay for you to watch them change?" She blushed.

Naruto waved it off, "They don't mind. Kuroka loves to take any chance she can to tease me and Le Fay's gotten used to it after so many times of being stripped by Kuroka when I'm around." He tapped his chin, "As for how much you're being paid... How many zeroes do you want?"

Rossweisse blinked, "You're asking me how much I want to be paid?"

"Just don't go too crazy, you haven't even modelled for me yet."

"Five thousand?" She asked hesitantly.

"Per shoot or month?" Naruto asked as he looked at the other girls and took notes.

"I guess per shoot... Just how rich are you? If you don't mind me asking."

"I make plenty of money from my books and ramen shop. It helps that Sasuke gets paid a lot as well. Both of us share everything we get for income."

"And he doesn't mind you spending money like this?"

"Nah, he doesn't really use it so I spend it for him. And I only really use it to get the girls things to wear for me. I have a bunch of stuff that I haven't had them try yet."

"L-Like what?"

"Hmm, I'll save that until you're more comfortable." Naruto turned to his side as a purple portal appeared, "Ophis, what is it you need?"

"O-Ophis?!" Rossweisse jumped back

"Naruto, fornicate with me." The Dragon Goddess said with a glint in her usually emotionless eyes.

"What, nya?" Kuroka hissed.

"Oh my..." Le Fay blushed.

"Oh, what brought this on?" He asked, genuinely curious.

"I took one of your books the last time I visited."

"Ah, that's why I was missing one."

"Yes, I read it and wish to try some of the things mentioned."

"Like what?" He asked and tried his best not to burst out laughing.

Ophis pulled out the book and began flipping through it, "Let's see... there's throat fucking, taking it in the ass, double penetration... What's bukkake? You can make clones, right? We could also use those, I wish to try them."

Naruto couldn't take it anymore and burst out laughing.

Ophis tilted her head in confusion, "Did I say something amusing?"

"Oh man... I'm sorry, that was just so, hehe." Naruto's laughter became giggles, "Anyway, would you even be able to do all that stuff?"

"Why wouldn't I be able to? I am not some frail human. If they can handle this then I would naturally be better."

"You do have a durable body and great stamina, but it doesn't necessarily mean you'll be any good at sex..."

"Why not? I am a Goddess."

Naruto sighed, "Anyway, you've interrupted me before I could even start my shoot."

Ophis looked around, "So that's what you were doing. I apologize and as compensation I shall bear your child."

"Umm, I'm not sure what to say to that... I thought you just wanted to have sex?"

"Yes and bear your child."

"Why?"

"A child born from the two of us would be the most powerful and would be of great help against Great Red."

Naruto frowned and Ophis noticed this, "Of course I could wait a few years for them to grow if you wish."

"Well..."

"Don't tell me you're actually considering this, nya?"

"I didn't say—"

"If you're giving her a kid then give me some kittens as well, nya!"

"But I haven't even—"

"If you want that you must wait your turn." Ophis stated.

"No! It's my birthday soon so that'll be my present, nya!"

"Really? When?" Naruto asked.

"October 1st."

"Wow! So we were both born on October, that's pretty cool."

"An even bigger reason to have sex with me first! We're both October babies, nya."

"How old are you, Kuroka?"

"I'm turning twenty three, nya."

"What does age have to do with anything?" Ophis asked, "If it is a factor then it should be with me since I'm much older."

"Can we talk about this later? I was just about to do a shoot."

"Very well. I will join as well, what will be the theme?" Ophis asked.

"Well, my Valkyrie is completely out of it... How about swimsuits instead?"

Ophis nodded, "Would you prefer for me to stay in this form? Or be more rounded?"

Naruto shrugged, "Whatever you feel like."

Ophis nodded as she began to strip, "From what I've observed of you it seems like you are both an 'ass and boob man' since you seem to enjoy watching Kuroka's body in particular."

"Eh, you do, nya?"

"And?" Naruto asked her as he took notes on her shifting body.

"I will be testing multiple body types to make you have sex with me and this will be my first one."

Naruto nodded as he circled her, "You've kept your usual height which makes your boobs and butt look bigger than they are. Anything higher than your C cup would look weird. And your butt is just big enough to be squeezed by my hand." He gave her a thumbs up, "I dig it."

"So you will have sex with me?"

"No."

A knock on the door was all he needed as an excuse to divert his attention.

"Hey, Azazel."

"Naruto- Holy shit, Ophis!" Azazel choked when the door was opened and he laid his eyes on her naked form.

"Azazel." She gave a light nod in his direction.

He coughed, "Why is the Dragon God naked in your apartment?"

"Oh her? She wants to have sex with me—"

"And a child." Ophis added.

"Yes, and a kid."

"Ophis wants your seed?" Azazel blinked.

"Yeah."

"Not before me, nya!" Kuroka chimed in.

"Incorrect, I'll be the first." Ophis frowned.

"I wouldn't mind sleeping with Naruto..." Le Fay added quietly.

Naruto rolled his eyes, "Anyway, what's up?"

It took Azazel a minute to process the question, "Ah, right, I took the liberty of doing all the work you needed to do. All you have to do is show up to school this Monday."

"Alright, thanks..." Naruto noticed Azazel hadn't moved a muscle, "Anything else?"

"Not really, just burning the image of a naked Ophis into my mind. I definitely prefer this form over the old man—"

"Yeah, I don't need that image on my mind. By the way, me and Sasuke are building a small ramen shop next to Kuoh over the weekend. Want to help?"

Azazel shrugged, "Sure. Got nothing to do."

"Thanks, see ya." Naruto slammed the door shut.

He turned around and found Kuroka and Ophis were still arguing.

He sighed, "Okay, I'm going to bed instead. You can leave now."

"What, nya? You're kicking me and Le Fay out?" Kuroka pouted.

"Le Fay can stay if she wants. Besides, it's not like any of you actually live here. Apart from Rossweisse."

"And why does she get to stay, nya?"

"She kinda has to."

"Well, we're staying." Kuroka wrapped her arm around Le Fay, "Right, nya?"

"If you don't mind."

"I guess, but you'll have to figure out where you're sleeping."

"Easy! Your bed, nya! I looked at it earlier and it's big enough."

"Fine. Just don't try to rape me in my sleep."

"What about the Valkyrie, nya?" Kuroka poked Rossweisse's cheek.

"If she wakes up she can find her room."

"I will also stay. I would like to see what it's like to sleep with a human."

Naruto's room...

"So, how are we doing this?" Le Fay asked as she used magic to give herself some pijamas.

"You and Kuroka will sleep on my sides and Ophis can be on my chest. She's tiny enough."

"By the way, I'm going to sleep naked, nya!"

"Sure... Wait, what?"

"I am also in the nude so I will do the same."

"Umm, in that form?"

"Yes."

"Okay, cool, cool..."

Later...

"Not cool! Not cool at all!"

He had been strong enough to not react to both Kuroka's and Ophis' naked bodies for most of the night.

But even he had a limit, he was only human...

"Don't you dare go up, you little prick!"

Thankfully Kuroka was asleep.

"Stop twitching!"

Ophis was another story. She was merely pressed down on top of him, her bare chest on his.

"Ahahaha!" He cried internally, "Her nipples are hard!"

He could feel her bored gaze on him. As if she was waiting for something to happen. Did she somehow plan this? There was no way, Ophis didn't have the knowledge to do such a thing.

To his greater torture, she began to slowly grind up and down on his chest. Her soft nipples rubbing across his chest.

"W-What're you doing?"

"I'm merely applying something that I read on your book. I found this to be a good time to do so."

"It won't work..."

She hummed, "Are you sure about that?" She slid down even lower, "I may not have any experience... but based on your book..." She quickly reached down under his boxers and wrapped her slender fingers around his semi-hard shaft.

"Eep!"

"... I'd say this is working..."

"I don't think it's a good idea to go further, Ophis." He warned.

"Perhaps... But I should be able to get away with a few things without them waking up." She said as she began to pump his dick in a slow and sloppy way.

He squirmed lowly.

"So... Should I be impressed? I'm not sure if I should..."

"Well... I'm not fully hard."

"So, this is not your biggest? I see... What to do..."

Somehow as she was thinking this she had found the perfect rhythm and it didn't take little Naruto long to rise to his full height.

"It certainly looks uncomfortable..." Ophis noted.

He huffed, "Y-You think?"

"Yes, we should probably give it some air..." In one swift motion she had retracted her hand and shifted her body so that she would be kneeling on his chest while facing his lower half.

"Naruto... Why are you making so much ruckus in here... Holy shit! What the fuck is she doing?!"

"I don't know!"

"Why aren't you stopping her?!"

"I'm not entirely sure myself!" He sobbed.

He was snapped out of his subconscious when he felt a wetness spread across his member.

"That made it twitch a lot... So, if I was to take it all in my mouth..."

"No way! She's actually gonna do it!"

Time seemed to slow down as Ophis' mouth descended on the head. She had yet to actually touch it but it was twitching in anticipation.

And just as she had wrapped her lips around it... Sasuke poked his head in his room.

"Hey, Naruto let's get..."

"..."

"..."

"What the fuck are you two doing?"

"Well..." Naruto sat up and took Ophis' off of his crying buddy.

"Cover it up before you say anything else." Sasuke scowled.

"Sorry!" Naruto quickly pulled up his boxers.

"You've ruined my fun." Ophis frowned as she floated above Naruto.

"Anyway, what's up?" Naruto coughed.

"It's five in the morning, get dressed. We're going to go build the shop right now." Sasuke told him before walking away.

"I'll go with you." Ophis said as she flew out of the room.

"Good thing they didn't wake up..."

A few hours later...

"Kuroka, what are you doing?" Le Fay asked as she woke up.

"The bed and sheets smell funny, nya. I must get to the bottom of this..."

*Cough* Well, I was really sweating here considering that was my first lime...

I wanted to test the grounds so to speak. Do tell me how it was, I at least hope it was decent. I'm hoping that with time and as I write more that I'll get better at them.