I'm glad you all enjoyed the lime. As you could probably tell I made it to be more comedic rather than sexy. We'll get to the good stuff eventually.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Highschool DxD

"So, Naruto—"

"Please don't say anything, Sasuke."

"I was just going to say that you should be more careful. You're lucky the other two didn't wake up. Imagine the chaos that would have ensued."

"She started it!" Naruto pointed at Ophis accusingly.

"That's right." She nodded, "But you didn't do anything to stop it."

"Hn, she's got you there."

Ophis frowned at Sasuke, "And I did not appreciate you interrupting us."

"What're you all talking about?" Azazel yawned.

"I found Ophis about to suck on this idiot's popsicle earlier."

Azazel coughed, "W-What did you say?!"

"I wouldn't call it a popsicle... That's too small." Naruto muttered.

"I agree." Ophis nodded, "It was an impressive sight once it got to its full height for a human appendage."

Naruto coughed in embarrassment, "T-Thanks..."

"I didn't realize you were interested in sexual intercourse, Ophis." Azazel looked at the Goddess in curiosity.

"I simply wished to see why beings like you seemed obsessed with it after I read one of Naruto's books and I wish to bear at least one child from him." She turned to Naruto, "I was left with a strange feeling in my nether regions and I would certainly like it if we could continue where we left off."

Naruto blushed, "I guess we could at a later date..."

"Very well, the sooner the better. I will try and learn some more to better my performance."

"I can't believe I'm hearing this... Is this why you're in that form Ophis?" Azazel finally asked why Ophis was at least a foot and a half taller and looked like an eighteen year old.

"That's right. Naruto said that I should make my body taller and my face more mature and if that's what it takes to convince him to have sex with me then I don't mind."

Naruto leaned over to Azazel, "Actually it's because she looks a bit strange with her larger boobs and butt in her tiny and immature looking form. And I don't wanna be labelled a pedo..."

"Technically she's the pedophile." Sasuke added.

"Oh, that's right."

"Bah! It's fine! I've been with women a lot younger than me and I mean a lot younger." Azazel informed them.

"Wow, thank you for the information." Naruto drawled sarcastically.

"What is wrong with you? Naruto isn't even seventeen yet." Sasuke shook his head disapprovingly.

"Bastard, don't talk like you're that much older than me!"

"Sasuke is older than you?" Azazel asked.

"That's right." Sasuke nodded.

"Tsk! Not even by three months."

"Anyway, why are we doing this so early? It's five in the morning? Azazel asked tiredly.

"Why not? We have more time without people around."

"Then why are we letting the Devil girl follow us?"

"It's Kuroka's sister. Besides, we're not doing anything bad so there's no harm." Naruto said simply, "Anyway, it's super cute how she's sneaking around don't ya think?"

"Pervert." Sasuke frowned.

"What? How? I'm just saying she's cute."

"She looks too young."

"Nah, she's in highschool." Azazel informed him, "I believe she's fourteen with her birthday being on November."

"See? Only a two year difference, nothing major..." Naruto looked at Azazel, "How do you even know that?"

"I know everything about all the Devils here."

"That doesn't answer my question."

"Can we get rid of her? I don't appreciate being followed by a lower being. That includes you, Azazel."

"I haven't even done anything."

"No, Azazel is helping us."

"Thank you."

"He can leave afterwards."

"Aww."

"It's fine Ophis. I'm sure that once she sees what we're doing she'll get bored and leave." Naruto assured her.

"Very well, if you say so."

Monday...

"Why are you outside the apartment?" Sasuke looked at Naruto laying on the floor.

"Oh? Kuroka kicked me out." Naruto shrugged.

"Out of your own apartment." Sasuke looked down at him disapprovingly.

"That's right."

"What happened?" Sasuke asked in annoyance, "And why are you not wearing pants?"

"Nothing much. I was sleeping and suddenly I wake up to Kuroka dragging me off my bed with Ophis clinging to my waist."

"So the Dragon tried to rape you."

"Pretty much. Who knew she'd be so impatient."

"That's what you get for trying to juggle so many girls."

"Honestly, it's not that bad. Like I've said, I like the attention."

"Why did you get kicked out? It's not like it's your fault."

"I'm not sure. But it's her birthday so I won't question it."

"Anyway, shouldn't you get ready for your first day?"

"Oh yeah, that's today. You're gonna open the shop?"

Sasuke nodded.

"Cool. Anyway, I've got an hour before I have to get ready so I'll just sleep a bit more."

The door opened as he said that and Ophis walked out, "The cat got mad and left. Come in and have sex with me."

Naruto groaned as he crawled inside the apartment, "Nevermind, I'll leave earlier."

Ophis followed him inside, "Have sex with me first."

"No."

"I want to try a few things."

"No."

"Anyway, I'm your new P.E. teacher... Oh, I'm also your janitor. Any questions?"

"Aren't you that guy that writes those Icha Icha books?" A student asked from the back.

"Really? This hottie is a perv?"

"He doesn't look like one."

"He's still hot."

"I hate him and love him."

Naruto coughed loudly, "I do write the Icha Icha series but don't act like you hate it. I know at least half of this class owns one book." Naruto took out a form, "Anyway, if any of you are interested in being models sign here. I've already got a few signatures."

"Isn't that illegal?"

"I don't think so..."

"I'll sign it!"

"Sorry, no guys allowed. Anyway, you get paid and you won't sign this for me unless your parents approve."

"Wouldn't telling our parents make it worse? They could get you fired and sent to jail."

"I mean, there are models that start at sixteen. Anyway, I'd only be calling whoever signs once or twice..."

"I'll sign it." A crimson-haired girl called out.

"Great, come on up."

"Look at that... Another big breasted girl. This is a strange world."

"They're not as big as that black-haired chick from earlier."

"What's your name?"

"Rias... Gremory." She looked at him for any reaction but didn't see any.

"Please sign here." He handed her a pen casually.

Rias frowned and flared her power slightly but again, he didn't react.

"Thank you, you can sit."

She nodded as she finished signing the paper.

"Be sure to check out my ramen shop during lunch—"

"Sir, do you mind if I speak with you during lunch?" Rias asked from her seat.

"Sure... Where at?"

"The ORC building."

Lunch...

"Are you sure that's the guy? Our new teacher?" Rias asked.

"That's right! I was really shocked when he walked in and just said he was the P.E. teacher." Issei exclaimed.

"And janitor." Kiba chimed in.

"And janitor! Who the hell does that? Be a teacher and a janitor?"

"Doesn't he write books too?" Akeno tilted her head.

"I do. Sorry for not knocking but the door was slightly open." Naruto looked around, "So, what do you need?"

"I'll only ask this once... Who are you?" Rias narrowed her eyes.

"What do you mean?"

"Koneko told us you are involved with Kuroka."

"What's wrong with that? She is my model after all..."

"If you've come here for Koneko—"

"Woah, relax. I'm only here to earn money and get a few human models."

Rias raised an eyebrow, "Are you not human?"

"I only said I came here for models. Never said anything about being human or not." He turned to the sitting Koneko and approached her.

"Watch it." Issei warned.

Naruto waved him off and knelt in front of Koneko, "I do hope we can be friends... Koneko." He said as he patted her head with nature energy enveloping his hand.

Koneko had been glaring at him but quickly leaned into his touch, "I guess..."

"Great!" He stood up, much to the girl's dismay, "Unfortunately, I have to go. Being a teacher and janitor will be a new experience. Can't wait to see you all in class! Make sure to go to my ramen shop when you have the chance, it's just across the street and I'm going over for lunch. You're welcome to join me." He grinned widely before leaving the room.

"He didn't seem so bad." Kiba broke the silence.

"I also didn't feel a single ounce of magical energy from him. He may be harmless." Akeno pointed out.

"That's because he uses chakra... And he has a lot of it." Koneko frowned, "The other day I saw him walking with some other people."

"More people?" Rias frowned.

Koneko nodded, "Another chakra user, a Fallen Angel and a Dragon."

"We'll have to keep an eye on him, we've already got problems with the Fallen Angels that killed Issei and we certainly don't need more unknown variables."

"Should we follow him, Rias?" Akeno asked.

Rias nodded, "I want you to go with Koneko just in case anything happens."

"You got it!" Akeno smiled, "Let's go, Koneko."

"Right.

"Sasuke, have we gotten any customers? Or have you scared everyone away?" Naruto called out as he entered the shop.

"Shut up. We've got two."

"Naruto!" Irina suddenly jumped him

"Irina?! Oof!" Naruto tumbled to the ground and groaned as he looked up, "Xenovia too?"

"That's right! You have no idea how long it took us to convince Yasaka that we actually knew you!" Irina whined, "She wouldn't tell us where you guys had felt to otherwise."

"Haha, sorry about that." He scratched his head sheepishly, "You're still on me by the way."

Irina blushed as she realized she was straddling her crush and quickly got up, "A-Anyway, what are you guys doing here? I thought you were staying in Kyoto for a small vacation."

Sasuke was the one who answered, "Apparently this idiot somehow got Yasaka and her daughter to propose to him."

"What?!" Irina screeched.

"An impressive accomplishment, Naruto." Xenovia added.

"Yeah, I wouldn't really say that myself..." Naruto mumbled.

"He also almost slept with—"

"Oooookay!" Naruto interrupted, "Why are you two here?" He asked, trying to change the subject.

Irina had a black look on her face, "Y-You almost s-slept with someone...?"

"Actually, I didn't even do anything. She's the one that came on to me."

Sasuke nodded, "Yeah, when he was also sleeping with two other chicks."

Naruto groaned, "Don't say it like that, bastard! I didn't even do anything with them!" He turned to Irina and Xenovia, "They just decided to stay over... Like a sleep over."

Xenovia nodded, "Then you wouldn't mind us sleeping with you as well, Naruto?"

Irina's face burst into a blush, "X-Xenovia!"

"What? We have nowhere to go, rather than pay for a hotel we could stay with Naruto during our vacation."

Naruto chuckled nervously, "Sure... Just know that it's not only me and Sasuke."

"Oh? Another friend?" Irina asked curiously.

"Well, she's a Valkyrie."

"Oh, that's really cool!" Irina beamed.

"Yeah, she's his newest model. Like the other three girls." Sasuke told them.

"Model?"

"Sasuke, can you not shut your mouth?"

Xenovia raised her hand, "I wouldn't mind modelling for you."

Naruto looked at her, "Really?"

She shrugged, "Why not? It sounds fun." "It's also the perfect way to slowly win you over. The perfect plan."

"Really, Xenovia?" Irina looked at her partner in confusion.

Xenovia nodded, "You should give it a shot with me. I'm sure Naruto wouldn't mind."

Irina shuffled around, "I'm not sure..."

"Do you mind, Naruto?" Xenovia asked.

"Not at all! You two are super pretty—"

"Okay! I'm in!" Irina said quickly.

"Great! Once I'm out of school for the day we can go to the apartment but you can stay with Sasuke for now."

"Hello~?" Akeno poked her head in.

"Ah, Akeno! Glad you had the time to come."

"Hi! Koneko's with me as well." Said girl walked in at the same time.

Sasuke looked at the two pairs of girls. "Devils and Christians..."

"What's wrong, Sasuke?" Naruto asked when he saw his friend frowning.

"Nothing. I'm gonna go wash the dishes. See you."

"But the customers—"

"Deal with them yourself."

Haven't updated in a while due to finishing MHA. Gonna read the manga now.

Anyway, if you're also following my other story and are wondering what's up with it... I've been a little unmotivated to actually finish its next chapter for a while, which is partly why I've been writing this but I'll try to update as soon as possible. I will be rather busy for a few days so it might take a while to get that up as well as the next chapter for this story.