Glad the lemon had a positive reception. This isn't a smut fic for some people who say so, I mean sure there will be lemons but that's not the focus of the story.

By the way, where the hell did some people get the impression that Sasuke was gay? I'm still deciding who should get with him and I've already got two or three in mind.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Highschool DxD

"This is such an awkward breakfast... It's so quiet, I can only hearing the slurping of food..."

"What the hell did you expect after getting caught having sex in the living room yesterday?"

"Good point."

"So, how long are you two staying in Japan?" Sasuke broke the silence.

Xenovia looked at Irina since she had expected her to answer but she was merely looking at Kuroka.

Xenovia shrugged, "Don't know. A couple of weeks, maybe? Although we can still get jobs from the Church if they're really important."

Sasuke grunted in acknowledgement and the room was quiet again.

"Can someone say something? You're all killing me here." Kurama groaned.

As if somehow hearing him Ophis showed up through her portal.

"Naruto, give me your seed."

He choked mid slurp, "What? Why?"

"You gave her your seed did you not?" She pointed at Kuroka, "Why not give it to me as well?"

Everyone looked over at Kuroka.

"H-He got y-you p-pregnant?" Irina stuttered.

Kuroka looked up from her food sleepily, "Hm? No, nya. I'm not in heat so I can't get pregnant right now."

Irina laughed awkwardly, "Hahaha... That's good..." She quickly went back to slurping her noodles.

"Hey Naruto, think you could give me a kid as well?" Xenovia asked.

"I'm not giving anyone a kid! I'm too young!"

Sasuke raised and eyebrow in confusion, "Didn't you and Shion—"

"Shut the hell up, Sasuke! That was for a completely different reason."

"If you've procreated before then there should be no problem doing so with me." Ophis told him and grabbed his arm, "Let's go to your room."

"I'll go too!" Xenovia called to them as she finished her food.

"None of you are laying a finger on him. You can watch us instead, nya." Kuroka got up and followed them as well.

Sasuke turned to Irina and Rossweisse, "Please try not to make the apartment a huge orgy in the future."

Both girls blushed, ""O-Orgy?!""

Sasuke sighed as they passed out and called out to Naruto, "I'm leaving now! Try to keep your sex inside your room this time!"

"We'll try!"

"And if you can't then don't break anything because if you do you'll have to explain to the repair people what happened."

"Yes, mom!" Naruto yelled sarcastically.

"And do remember you have to be at school in an hour."

"Are you gonna leave or what?!"

"One more thing! Try not to make this a common thing Kuroka. I don't want to be coming to my house to you and Naruto having sex everyday!"

"We will definitely not refrain from not making it a common occurrence, nya!"

"It's really weird having Ophis and Xenovia watching me and Kuroka have sex." Naruto sighed as he walked to the gym to teach one of his classes.

He turned around to find Koneko following him, "Can I help you, Koneko?"

She blushed at having been caught, "I've been following a scent for a while..."

"Oh?"

She got closer to him and sniffed around him, "It's been bothering me since I caught it and I think it's coming from you..."

"What could you be—" "Oh... I see... Shit."

Koneko frowned, "You smell like my sister... It's very potent, almost like..." Her eyes widened in realization, "No way."

He laughed sheepishly, "Almost like what?"

"Don't play dumb."

"I'm sorry."

"You should be. I expect a lot of candy, lap sitting and heat pats in return."

Naruto looked confused, "For lying or having sex with your sister?"

"Yes."

He looked even more confused, "What?"

"Also, do try to clean yourself better next time." Koneko covered her nose with a blush on her face.

"Sorry, your sister was trying to keep me for a little while longer so I only had time to put on cologne. Not to mention it's kinda weird to finish inside of someone when others are watching..."

Koneko's blush deepened, "You let others... watch?"

"Well, Kuroka doesn't mind." Naruto shrugged, "I think she gets off it."

"I didn't need to know that."

"It's almost like having a foursome you know? Except the other two don't do anything but watch."

"I don't need to hear that..."

"By the way, I'm pretty sure your sister wants us to have a threesome."

Koneko almost fainted as she remembered grinding against Naruto the previous day, "I need to go. Don't forget what you owe me." She stormed off flustered.

"Hahahaha! I can't believe she fell for that!"

"Hmph, you might have just given her an idea for the future."

"You say that like I'll end up sleeping with Koneko as well." He rolled his eyes, "Besides, who in this world wants to sleep with their younger sibling?"

"Who knows. It might me some kind of kink."

Somewhere in the Underworld...

*Achooo!*

"Oh dear, I hope I'm not coming up with anything bad... Oh! Maybe my dear So-tan is thinking about me!" She hugged herself happily, "That's be so wonderful! Maybe she finally wants to have yuri-yuri sister love!"

"Okay... I asked the school to let me do this and they agreed so all the third years should be here..."

He peeked inside, "Hmm, that's a lot more girls than guys..."

"Ah! There he is!" A girl pointed out and he was suddenly swarmed by a pack of them.

"What are we doing today, Mr. Uzumaki?"

"Will you be taking off your shirt?"

"Are we doing stretches?"

"Are we going to model for you while wearing our gym clothes?"

"Do you have any tighter clothes?"

"I heard you wear baggy clothes because you have a big dick. Is that true?"

"How the hell did these questions take such a turn?" He looked around in confusion.

"They have pretty strange gym clothes. You could probably catch glimpses of their bras or panties at certain angles..."

"I think I'll have to get a few pairs of those clothes for Kuroka, Le Fay and Ophis to try on."

"Will you be taking our measurements?"

"Or will we go to the pool?"

Naruto finally had enough and cleared his throat loudly, "Okayyy! That's enough, everyone please calm down and take a seat!"

After a few minutes of silence he spoke up again, "Yeah... All of those questions made me forget what I had planned for today..."

"Seriously? You're a teacher and you' couldn't have bothered to write down your plans for today?" Rias rolled her eyes.

Naruto grinned as he heard her, "Well then, Miss Gremory. How would you like to show us how fit you are? I myself find doubting your body fitness is... Well, due to hard work."

Akeno, who was sitting beside her, struggled not to laugh.

Everyone else blinked, not having expected their teacher to talk to arguably the hottest girl in their school like that.

Rias clenched her teeth and walked up to him, "Why that...", "What do you want me to do?"

"A few pull-ups." He said simply.

She frowned, "Does he think me unable to do a few pull-ups?" "How many?"

"A hundred to start. I'll do them with you."

"One hundred..."

"Ready?" He asked as he got under the bar.

She nodded.

"Good. Go!"

"What's the point of humiliating her?"

"Who says I'm gonna humiliate her?"

"I know you're gonna do that."

"Hahaha, I am. Just a little bit."

As he said that he decided to continue his pulls-ups with one hand while he took off his track sweater with the other one.

Rias glared at him from her spot, "Now he's just trying to show off... Maybe if I use a little magic."

"I know what you're thinking and you better not do it."

"But you're—"

He shook his head and wagged his finger with his free hand, "All strength." He winked as he kissed his bicep, making the girls swoon and the guys glare.

"Please take off your shirt!" A few girls begged.

"Don't you do it, you bastard!" The guys glared.

"Come on Rias! You gonna catch up? I'm already past our set number and you haven't even reached fifty."

Rias huffed in frustration as she fell on her butt.

Naruto dropped down and walked to the girl, "Do try to work on the physical side of things as well." He told her as he helped her up.

"Screw you." She growled.

"No thanks, I'm pretty tired from this morning."

Rias blushed, "Y-You what?"

"Yeah. I had some sexy fun time before coming to school, hahahaha!" He laughed boisterously.

"What is wrong with you?"

"Nothing at all!"

"I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with you."

He laughed again before turning to the rest of the class, "Anyway, whoever can do the most pull-ups today can ask me to do anything."

He noticed everyone get really excited so he decided to clarify," So long as it's not weird or possibly illegal."

"You know what I've been thinking, Kurama?"

"No."

"I've been thinking of becoming a model as well, what do you think?"

"Where the hell did you get that idea from?"

"Some girls came up to me earlier and asked me if I ever considered being a model, preferably for boxer briefs they said."

"They say that 'cause that's the only way they'll get some sort of glimpse at your dong."

"I guess. But why not?"

"How about instead you become a porn star? That'll probably be more fun."

"You wouldn't mind?"

"Kid, I try not to say anything about your job choices. But you keep choosing the most boring shit out there."

"No I don't." Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Really? Not only are you a teacher but you're also a janitor. A fucking janitor! That's why I say do something more 'fun'."

"Hmm, I guess I could think about it."

"Maybe tell that Uchiha brat to do the same just so he can finally get laid and maybe stop being the grumpy little shit that he is."

"I doubt Sasuke will stop being the way he is just because he's had sex."

"Why have you spaced out, dobe."

Naruto turned to his right, "Sorry, I forgot I was walking with you."

"Hn."

"I was actually talking to Kurama."

"Hn."

"He suggested we work in the porn industry."

"Hn... Wait what?"

"Yeah. What do you think?"

"Don't know. You should probably ask Kuroka, she might not be okay with sharing your dick with porn stars."

"..."

Sasuke looked at Naruto, "What's wrong."

"Nothing, some second year is helping up a cute nun."

"Is that bad?"

"He's a giant perv so I thought he was gonna keep looking at her panties. She gave him the best view a guy like him could ever hope for."

"Hn, so he's worse than you?"

"I'm not a pervert. Anyway, I'm surprised he's being kind to her because he's also a Devil."

"Well, it's none of our business. Just let it be." Sasuke shrugged and kept walking.

"You think she's why there're Fallen Angels here?"

"Like I said, it's none of our business."

"Jeez, I was just asking."

"How long have those crows been here."

"Who knows. I know for sure they've been here around a few days, but I would've thought the Devils would've dealt with them by now."

"If you really want to just ask them tomorrow."

"Maybe I will... By the way, I'm pretty sure there's a Stray here. Felt it in town a few hours ago, it hasn't done anything but you might wanna deal with it and take its head to the Church." Naruto told Sasuke as he watched Issei leave with the nun.

"I'll do that tomorrow."

"Why not right now?"

"Because I don't feel like it."

"Lazy bastard."

"Whatever. Anyway, good luck telling Kuroka you want to be a porn star."

"It was just a suggestion! We don't have to go and do it. Besides, maybe being with a woman will be good for you."

"No thanks, I don't want an std."

"Now you're just coming up with excuses to not sleep with a girl!"

"So what if I am?"

"Why? You too pussy to do it?"

"What did you say?"

"You heard me!"

And they kept on arguing for the rest of their way home.

I have no idea how strong Rias would be physically, probably not a lot though.

I'll most likely be updating "Bet" and "A Ninja God's Life" before coming to this again.