Sorry for the wait, I was a little unmotivated to write for a while. Plus, soccer practice is back on so I was more focused on getting back to shape again.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and Highschool Dxd

"Helloooo?" Naruto called out as he entered the ORC room, "Anyone here?"

"I'm here… Oh, it's you." Issei frowned as he looked at him from the couch.

"Hm? Akeno, why are you hiding behind the couch?"

"Akeno?!" Issei fell over.

"I was hoping you wouldn't have said anything." She whined, "I wanted to spook Issei a little bit."

"I see. Is Rias here? I wanted to speak to her about something."

Akeno frowned, "Rias? Well, you can tell me what you want to tell her." She swayed around as she walked towards him, "Or maybe you wanted to do something more than talk~?" She purred as she felt his chest.

"Eh, no... I just wanted to tell her about some Fallen Angels that I've sensed around for a few days."

"Ah, don't worry about them! We've got it handled."

"If you say so. There's a Stray around as well, Sasuke says he'll take care of it tomorrow… Lazy bastard." He mumbled the last part to himself.

"A Stray?" Issei tilted his head.

"Tell him he doesn't need to worry about that either." She waved him off, "I'm here to tell Rias about it so we can deal with it right now."

"Okay cool, I'll be going then."

"Aww, do you have to go? Why don't you watch us take down the Stray?"

"Hmm, I suppose that'd be interesting… I'll call Sasuke." Naruto took out his phone and waited a few seconds for Sasuke to pick up.

"What do you want?"

"I'm doing good, thanks for asking." Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Dobe, we were talking earlier today."

"I know, I just mean you could sound a bit more friendly."

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings?"

"What? Of course not."

"They sound pretty hurt. Let me say it again more nicely…" Sasuke cleared his throat, "What the fuck do you want?"

"Okay, fuck you too. Wanna see Rias and her gang take down the Stray you wanted to take down tomorrow?"

"Oh? Are they trying to steal my loot?"

"I don't think so… Wanna watch?"

"Only to take the head and get money."

"Cool, see you there." Naruto hung up, "When are we leaving?"

"You didn't even tell him where it is…" Issei looked confused, "Where are we going?" He asked Akeno.

"An abandoned house! Isn't that fun?" She turned to Naruto, "Maybe we could sneak around and do some… things."

"Yeah… No. Anyway, I know where the Stray is so we'll see you there." Naruto left whistling.

"Is it a good idea for him to go? I thought Rias didn't like him."

Akeno hummed, "I don't think she doesn't like him. Just distrusts him since we know basically nothing about him."

"Isn't distrust worse than dislike?" Issei muttered.

"I still don't understand why you two came. We're more than capable of dealing with a Stray." Rias frowned.

"We never said you weren't capable. We're just curious to see how you handle this."

"I could care less about that. I'm just here for that Devil's head." Sasuke growled.

"Right, and that."

"I mean do disrespect but I doubt the two of you could do anything against the Stray considering you have no magic abilities."

The two shinobi frowned at this but Sasuke was the one who expressed his dislike of that assumption, "You think we need your puny magic to get things done? You're pretty arrogant to assume we're weak because we lack magic, I'm sure your cat friend told you how much chakra we have?"

"C-Cat friend?" Rias flinched.

"Well, Koneko of course." Naruto told her, "She should be able to feel our chakra even if she doesn't want to. I'm sure she loves my chakra but Sasuke's on the other hand…"

"But how did you know that Koneko was a—"

"Hn, do you think we're stupid or something? Her chakra is similar to Kuroka's, it's rather obvious. And the amount of energy she wastes trying to keep her other appendages hidden is ridiculous."

Koneko flinched at this.

"I think that's enough." Rias frowned, "You're here to watch us take down a Stray, so please be quiet and do that."

"Whatever. Let's hurry this up and go home Naruto, I wanna sleep."

"Sure, sure." Naruto said as he walked into the abandoned house, "You all coming?"

"If you all take too long, I'll kill it myself." Sasuke told them as he followed after Naruto.

Naruto and Sasuke yawned when Rias began explaining everything to Issei and again when she had that little talk that a protagonist has with a villain.

"So cliché."

"Hn."

Naruto's eyes widened when the Stray revealed her lower-half, "Shiiiit, what the fuck is up with that?"

"Please don't tell me you'll use this for inspiration." Sasuke looked at Naruto.

"Hell no! That's fucked up! I don't even think she has a v-jay." Naruto looked her over, "Leaves a lot to be desired, and her breasts aren't even that nice."

"Hn, I actually thought you would've liked them."

"I mean, they're okay I guess… Aaaaand her nipples are…" He turned to Sasuke, "What the hell are they doing?"

"Clearly shooting beams of… I don't know, acid?" Sasuke shrugged.

"Are y'all gonna deal with this or what?" Naruto asked.

"Tsk! Of course we are. Kiba!"

"Right!" Kiba nodded as he vanished in a burst of speed.

"Sit down with me, Sasuke. I wanna watch."

"Whatever, they better finish fast."

"Do you have any popcorn?"

"What? Of course I don't, you idiot."

Naruto frowned, "Meanie."

Sasuke ignored this, opting to watch the fight.

You couldn't really call it that. Each of the Devils basically took a turn in dealing some kind of damage to the Stray. It was rather underwhelming.

"I was honestly expecting more from a High Class Devil and her peerage. That was very disappointing." Sasuke spoke up when the Stray was beaten.

Rias looked confused, "Didn't you tell us to finish fast? That's exactly what we did."

"You did, but there was nothing really there. Nothing to really impress us."

Rias frowned, "I doubt you could've done it as fast considering your…" She looked at his stump, "... Situation."

"Is that so?" Sasuke stood up slowly and walked towards the King, "Care to test me?"

"Calm down, Sasuke." Naruto warned him lightly.

"Hn. I wasn't going to actually do anything." Sasuke rolled his eyes as he walked to the Stray and punched her head off with a lighting encased hand, leaving a crater on the ground and making everyone but Naruto flinch, "Later." He said as he walked away with the dripping head.

"D-Did he really have to do that?" Issei stuttered.

Naruto waved it off, "Don't worry about him. He just got a little mad, he's fine now."

"Right. After punching the head off this girl." Issei laughed nervously.

Naruto walked to the Stray and kicked it slightly, "He could've at least burnt the body before leaving. I guess I'll leave you all to take care of this."

"I want to know what your friend's problem is." Rias told him before he could leave.

"Don't worry about him, he's like that all the time." Naruto scratched his head, "I guess he's been getting bored of fighting weak Strays and Fallen Angels or maybe he wants someone strong to entertain him. He should just wait for Vali to get stronger." He said offhandedly.

"Vali?"

"Ah, that's something for another time I guess."

"If he wants to fight someone strong why don't you fight him?" Akeno asked.

"I just don't want to. A spar would probably end with us full-on fighting and that is not a good idea."

"How strong are the two of you exactly?" Rias asked with narrowed eyes, "Forgive me for saying this but neither one of you looks like you're capable of doing much in a fight."

"Even after seeing Sasuke punch off someone's head with a high concentration of chakra? How strong are chakra users in this place exactly? You seem to underestimate chakra."

"I'm not—"

"Here, how about I show you all something?"

"All right…"

Naruto smiled as he donned his SOSP mode.

"Well, you're glowing… And you have black balls floating behind you." Issei scratched his head.

Naruto rolled his eyes, "Look at Koneko."

Rias and her peerage turned towards said girl and were surprised to see her in a daze with her cat appendages out for everyone to see.

"Now for these black orbs…" Naruto trailed off as one of the orbs floated to his hand and shifted into a bō.

"Oh, that's pretty cool!"

Naruto then walked towards the corpse of the Stray and stabbed her foot.

Rias could not believe her eyes as she saw that the bō turned the dead body into dust, "That's quite the technique you have there…"

"Similar to your power of destruction, no?"

"Seems like it..." Rias nodded slowly.

"I've done some research." Naruto answered her unasked question.

"How exactly does your ability work? Can it be countered?"

"Countered? Hahahaha, not really. One of you could probably, maybe stop an orb in the future but not now."

"So you could kill anyone with those orbs?" Issei asked.

"Pretty much." Naruto said as he went back to normal, "I won't though, so relax."

"What about your friend? Sasuke? What can he do?"

"Yeah, you'll have to ask him if you really wanna know." He laughed, "Anyway, see you all at school tomorrow. Don't stay up too late." Naruto told them before leaving.

"It's the weekend tomorrow, Naruto!" Akeno yelled out.

"Oh right! See ya Monday then!"

"What's wrong, Rias?" Akeno asked her friend as soon as Naruto left.

"I'm debating whether or not I should call my brother or if I can handle this myself…"

"He's not a bad person, Rias." Akeno said.

"He's so warm… It felt nice…", Koneko spoke up.

"Koneko?"

"I think I'll be going home to… Sleep, yeah, sleep. See you all tomorrow." Koneko walked away, still in a slightly dazed state.

"She's fine walking around in her state of dress...?" Issei muttered to himself.

Akeno blinked in confusion, "Right… Anyway, he could've killed us a long time ago if he really was a bad person —which he isn't."

"We can't be too sure. Perhaps he just wants to give us a false sense of security to—"

"Maybe you should call your brother if you really feel like that."

"No! I'll handle this… I'll question his motives tomorrow."

"He already told us his 'motives' when we met him." Akeno placed her hands on Rias' shoulders, "Relax, you're being paranoid."

Rias sighed, "Regardless of this I want everyone to stay as far away from him as possible. Someone like him is only bound to bring trouble wherever he goes."

"Awww but I like him!" Akeno whined.

"Stupid blond pretty boy." Issei muttered.

"My decision is final." Rias said hotly.

"Ha~ Good luck getting Koneko to agree with that." Akeno giggled.

"I can't believe you all started eating without me! Where did you get the ramen?!"

"Sasuke brought it before leaving for Italy." Xenovia said in between slurps.

"He didn't even bother cleaning the trail of blood." Kuroka muttered.

Naruto looked at the floor, "Ah, I see that."

"Naruto-nyaaa~"

"Yes, Kuroka?"

"Can you tell these girls to stop putting up Church stuff and praying around me so much? They're giving me a lot of headaches, nyaaa."

"We're so sorry!" Irina bowed her head excessively, "Oh Lord, please help—"

"Nya!" Kuroka hissed, "I just said that your praying gives me headaches and you're doing it again!"

"I'm sorry!"

"I don't believe you." Kuroka said with narrowed eyes, "You're doing it on purpose, nya!"

"W-What?! Why would I do that?"

"Because I'm having sexual relations with Naruto, nya! Why else?"

"Even if I was doing it on purpose that wouldn't be why!"

"Screw eating, I'm going to bed." Naruto sighed as he made his way to his room.

"What about the blood?" Rossweisse asked.

"I'll clean it tomorrow." Naruto waved it off as he closed the door to his room.

"Issei… What are you doing?"

"I'm working…" He huffed, "Out… Gah!"

"That was seriously pathetic."

"Yeah, it was… It looks like he's injured but that was still a sad attempt." "So, why exactly are you… Working out?"

"I need to get stronger." Issei looked at him from the ground, with a determined look on his face.

"Oh? What for?"

"To save Asia."

"Save Asia? Who's Asia? Save her from who… Oh. She's that nun you met yesterday, right?"

"Yes! She's in trouble and I need to save her!"

"No offence Issei but you couldn't even do two pull-ups. There's no way you'll be able to save her on your own."

"I don't care! I need to try!"

"And that's good but you'll need help. You won't be able to do anything against the Fallen Angels and their lackeys on your own."

Issei looked up at him, "How did you know there are Fallen Angels here?"

"I can sense them. They're all at the abandoned Church currently."

"Then maybe you can help me save Asia!" Issei got up excitedly.

Naruto pointed behind him, "You mean her?"

Issei whirled around, "Asia? What are you doing here?"

"H-Hi… I was… I was walking around, it's such a nice day after all." She told him with a smile.

"I see. Well, I'm glad you're okay!"

Asia nodded and glanced at Naruto, "Is he your friend?"

Issei turned to Naruto, "Ah! Actually this is my teacher."

"Oh, I see!" She turned to Naruto, "Excuse my Japanese sir. I am still… learning."

"No need to call me sir. That makes me feel old and you can speak in Italian. I'm fluent in it." Naruto responded in her native tongue, "And you call me Naruto as well Issei, since we're not in school at the moment."

"Right, I keep forgetting that Asia hears me speak in Italian." "I had no idea you spoke Italian, Naruto."

Naruto shrugged, "I'm fluent in quite a few languages. I'm here on vacation from Italy."

Issei blinked, "Huh? You're on vacation and you're working as a teacher and janitor?"

Naruto nodded before he turned to Asia, "Asia, what are you really doing here?"

Asia flinched, "What do you mean?"

"I can see you're nervous. Someone like Issei can't but I can see your entire body is stiff, like you're expecting something bad to happen."

"N-No… Not really…"

Naruto frowned, "You're coming with me."

"W-What?"

"You're coming with me so I can keep you safe."

"Y-You mean you know? Are you not just an ordinary person? Asia asked as Naruto took her arm and dragged her away.

Naruto laughed, "Oh, that was a good one."

"Where are you going to take her?" Issei asked as he jogged to catch up to Naruto.

"My apartment. She'll be safe there."

"C-Can I come?"

Naruto shrugged, "I'm not stopping you."

"Naruto, you're back already?" Irina looked at him from the couch, "And you've brought… Issei?"

"Eh? Do I know you?"

"What? Of course you do! We were best friends when we were children!"

Xenovia looked over as well, slightly curious.

Issei blinked, "That was you?! I thought you were a dude!"

Irina looked shocked

Xenovia and Naruto stifled their laughter.

"Okay… I might have been tomboyish but it's not funny!" Irina growled at Xenovia and Naruto.

"It is a bit." Xenovia smiled at her.

"I feel betrayed." Irina sighed and plopped down on the couch.

Xenovia moved next to her and pet her head, "There, there."

"Is Rossweisse here?" Naruto asked.

"She's in the kitchen, cooking." Xenovia told him as she played with Irina's twintails.

"What about Kuroka?"

"Don't know. She left a little bit ago."

"All right. I've brought Asia here to protect her from the Fallen Angels who are surely looking for her." Naruto explained before heading to the kitchen.

"Asia…" Xenovia stood up and walked towards her.

Asia flinched as she noticed the cross on Xenovia.

Issei frowned and stood in front of Asia, "It's okay, Asia."

Xenovia gave Issei a look over before regarding Asia, "We will do our best to keep you safe."

"Oh… T-Thank you." Asia gave a small smile.

"Don't get it twisted. I don't particularly care about what happens to a witch like you but I can't show my dislike in front of Naruto who has been kind enough to take you in."

"R-Right…"

"Don't be a bitch!" Issei glared at Xenovia, "That was completely unnecessary!"

Xenovia looked at Issei, "I also don't understand why a Devil is here."

"Because I care about Asia!"

"Hm, with Naruto here that isn't necessary. I know you're not very strong so you'd just get in the way."

"Xenovia!" Irina called out, "That's enough… Just like these two we are also Naruto's guests. Don't say or do anything dumb."

Xenovia didn't say anything as she made her way back to the couch.

Naruto made his way back into the living room, "Make yourselves at home, Asia, Issei."

"Okay, thank you…"

Naruto nodded, "Anyway, I'll be back in a bit. Rossweisse is in charge while I'm gone."

"Who's Rossweisse?"

"She's a Valkyrie." Naruto scratched his head as he made his way to the door, "She's also my assistant? Or something."

The door was suddenly opened and Sasuke walked in holding a man, "Let go, bastard!"

"I found this guy snooping around."

Naruto laughed, "You couldn't look any more suspicious than you already look. A trench coat and a fedora? Really?"

"Dumb humans! I'll kill you!"

"Lord Dohnaseek!" Asia looked terrified.

"So you are one of the Fallen Angels here. Sorry for not being sure but you're all so unbelievably weak I couldn't be bothered to differentiate you all." Naruto told him.

"Why you—!"

"Put a sock on it." Naruto rolled his eyes as he knocked out the Fallen Angel and dragged him inside.

"Why was he around here?" Sasuke asked as he closed the door.

"Well, you see… I brought the girl they're after here."

Sasuke sighed, "Of course you did. Completely ignored that we're not supposed to get involved with any of these people any more than we already are."

"True. But I don't know what they want with her so I can't just leave her alone."

"Whatever, let's go get rid of them already. I don't want any more annoyances."

"Right." Naruto lifted Dohnaseek up, "Like I said, Rossweisse is in charge. Issei don't snoop around and don't do anything perverted or I'll make sure you can never have sex."

Sasuke smirked as he closed the door, "Later."

Should I kill Diodora? I've been thinking about it and I think I might.

That's that. Hope you enjoyed it.