Oh man, the trailer for Heaven's Feel was so good! Ufotable truly seems to have an unlimited budget. It just makes me want to write a Fate story in the future even more.

Edit: Yikes! This should've come out a while back! Unfortunately, school has started again and that's really been hell. Hopefully I'll be able to start writing more again.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and Highschool DxD

"Will you be joining them?" Irina asked nervously as she glanced at Naruto's room.

"Don't tempt me." Naruto poked his food, "I don't particularly want to be stuck in my room for who knows how long."

"I see. T-That's good…" Irina sighed in relief.

"Which is why we're all going out right now! Get some fresh air and whatnot."

"Do you need me to prepare anything for the three of you?" Grayfia asked from where she was standing.

Naruto looked up at her, "You're coming too."

"I am?"

"Yeah, I wouldn't want us to be out doing other things while you clean around."

"It is my job."

"Well your job right now is to keep us company as well."

Grayfia and Naruto stared at each other for a few moments before the maid sighed in resignation, "If you insist."

"Wonderful! Have some breakfast and put on something else before we leave."

Grayfia nodded as she sat down.

"Will Raynare and Asia be joining us?" Rossweisse asked.

"Asia is still sleeping and I don't want to wake her up this early. Not sure about Raynare, I'll go ask her." Naruto walked over and knocked on Raynare's door.

"Fuck off, I don't wanna go anywhere."

"Jeez, fine. At least make sure that Asia doesn't walk in on the girls in my room."

"Oh I'll make sure all right, don't you worry."

"Thanks…?"

"I didn't think you would be able to play chess, let alone beat me." Sona leaned back on her chair.

"I'm good at many things." Sasuke smirked, "So, what do you think then? Will you be fine marrying me?"

"If everything you said was true then the Sitri house could end up producing the most powerful Devils."

"This is what I meant when I said you're the better choice."

"Hm?"

"Between you and Rias. You don't love me, barely even know me and yet you've agreed to this because you know it'll benefit you and your house greatly. You're rational and smart and I really like that." Sasuke looked her in the eyes intently.

"Ah… Well, thank you." Sona covered her blush with a cough. "Such intense eyes."

"When exactly would we marry? Not to rush you or anything." Sasuke asked.

"I would prefer once I graduate, if that's also fine by you."

Sasuke nodded and extended his hand, "I can wait."

Sona smiled as she shook his hand, "I can't wait to get to know you better, Sasuke."

"Same here."

With a wave of her hand, Sona removed the silencing field and called her peerage back in.

Her peerage looked at her expectantly.

Sona stood up and gestured to Sasuke, "Everyone, meet my fiancé."

It took them all a few moments to get out of their shock before they introduced themselves.

Save for Saji who glared at Sasuke before leaving the room wordlessly.

Sona sighed, "Classes will be starting soon, everyone please go get ready."

As soon as the peerage left Sasuke turned to Sona, "By the way, there's a chance that your sister will be having sex with Naruto."

"If that's what it takes to get her off my back."

"No offence but your sister is really weird, how do you even deal with her?"

"I have no idea." Sona sighed, "What about you? Did you have siblings?"

His silence made Sona hope she hadn't overstepped any boundaries.

"I had a brother." He told her, to her surprise and relief. "We had a… Well, a complicated relationship. But I know he loved me, like I did."

Sona nodded, figuring that was all she was going to get from him at the moment. "I hope you become more comfortable to tell me more about him in the future."

"Perhaps. I guess I'll see you later." Sasuke said his goodbye before teleporting to his apartment.

"Oh, you're back." Raynare looked up from the couch.

"Is Naruto in there?" Sasuke asked.

"Nah, he left some time ago with the maid, pigtails and super virgin."

"Did he say when he'd be back?"

"Who knows." She shrugged, "Doesn't he have to go to work and you as well?"

"Hn."

"Maybe take Asia with you too. I kinda forgot to not let her open Naruto's room and I think she's kinda traumatized or something."

"Where is she?"

"Praying in her room." Raynare laughed.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and walked into Asia's room.

"O Lord please cleanse my eyes from such a sexual sight!"

"All right, let's get going."

"Huh? Oh hi Sasuke, where to?"

"You're going to help me get some customers. Someone as cute and innocent as you is bound to bring in a bunch of people."

"Sure, I'd be happy to help!"

"Great, try not to puke on the floor."

"What do you— Oh! Wow… I'm really dizzy now…" Asia looked around to see that they were no longer at the apartment.

"If you empty your guts you're cleaning it."

"Don't worry, I got it under control!" Asia paused, "Nevermind, I don't got it…" She groaned as she ran to the bathroom.

"Please get it inside the toilet!"

"I'm sorry! Some of it landed outside of it! Don't be mad at me!"

Sasuke sighed, "Please don't have Naruto bring more girls in the future."

Later that day...

"Say Naruto, weren't you supposed to be at school? You know, doing your job?" Irina asked as she licked her ice cream.

"Nah! It's fine, I sent a clone to do it for me." Naruto waved it off as he slurped some ramen.

"Just because you can make clones of yourself doesn't mean you should use them to avoid your duties in such a manner." Rossweisse told him.

"Avoid? Not at all, have I not told you that everything my clones do come back to me? It's a hassle if I have too many clones doing multiple things, the information overload gives me headaches."

"I wish I could make clones." Irina sighed.

"Even if you were able to, it would kill you to make a few of them" Sasuke said as he served Grayfia and Rossweisse.

"R-Really?"

"Oh yeah! But being the awesome chad that I am I can make hundreds and not feel a thing! Hahaha!"

"What's a Chad?" Asia asked but was unheard.

"Pretty useless if you ask me." Sasuke said under his breath.

"Heh! You're just jealous!"

"Tsk! As if. I can fuck up your clones any time of day and you know it."

"That's because the Sharingan is a hack and let's not even get started on the Rinnegan."

"Hn, says you."

Naruto huffed before changing the subject, "Anyway, how'd it go with you and Sona?"

"We're engaged."

Naruto choked on his noodles, "Y-You are?" He coughed.

Sasuke gave a small nod before checking up on Asia.

"All done!" She told him excitedly, "I only have one plate left.

Sasuke's eyes widened, "Impossible… How did you do it?"

"What do you mean?" She tilted her head curiously.

"Give me that." He took the last plate and washed it almost instantly and as he turned back to the sink there were more dishes.

"How the fuck…"

"Oh, where did those come from?"

Sasuke looked around, "I'm being cursed, it's the only explanation. And when I find who it is I'll make sure to shove all the plates they've added to my piles of dirty dishes right up their—"

"Hey Sasuke, Grayfia is going to the ORC wanna come?"

"Not particularly."

"Your fiancée might be there." Naruto grinned.

"Hn, fine. Come along Asia." Sasuke called her as he closed up the shop.

"I'll be going home. I don't particularly want to… Well, not to sound rude but I rather not be around so many Devils." Irina told him.

"I'll be going back too. I need to see whether or not the others destroyed anything apart from Naruto's room." Rossweisse sighed.

Naruto nodded before he turned to Grayfia, "So, why are we going?"

"Business that has to do with Lady Rias."

"Ah, her engagement?"

Grayfia looked over at him in curiosity.

"One of the things we glossed over in Diodora's mind" He said.

Grayfia nodded, "Lord Phenex will be visiting Lady Rias today."

Naruto looked at her, expecting her to continue but she didn't say anything afterwards.

"I wonder what this guy is like."

The ORC, some time later…

"He's kinda like you. Prickly, stuck up, stick up his ass."

"Hn." Sasuke crossed his arms.

Naruto cleared his throat, "Hey, sorry to interrupt."

Rias and Riser turned to Naruto in confusion.

"If Riser wants to marry you so bad but you think this is being rushed then why not take the time to get to know each other better?"

"Because Rias doesn't want to do that and Riser is… Riser." Sona walked into the room.

"Sona?"

"Sorry to interrupt like this but I would like to take my fiancé with me and introduce him to my parents."

"Fiancé? Naruto?" Rias looked shocked.

Naruto laughed, "Hahaha, she's talking about Sasuke."

"You would stain the Sitri name by marrying a human?" Riser looked on in disbelief.

Sona frowned, "I will be doing no such thing. In fact, I will be elevating it and in a few years the Sitri will be the most respected house in the Underworld. More than the Phenex, Gremory and the Bael."

"Sona, you barely even know him! You don't know him!"

Riser looked slightly intrigued, "What makes you so sure he'll have such an impact?"

Sona smirked slightly, "He may call himself a human but he is far more powerful than anyone in this room. I know this for a fact and he has been gracious to offer himself to the Sitri."

"Damn, it's like I'm not even here. 'Most powerful', ugh, gag me." Naruto mumbled, making Sasuke smile.

"Ah, I see. So these are the two individuals who killed Diodora." Riser looked at the two shinobi with more respect, "Good riddance, Riser could never stand him…"

"Anyway, we'll be going now." Sona told them.

"You're actually okay with this, Sona?"

"I am. I know this will be good for me and my family."

"But you don't even—"

"Love is something we don't have the luxury for as heiress'. Something you should long know by now. My engagement to someone I barely know does not mean I will be marrying him unhappily nor does it mean that I will have an unhappy life." Sona said finally as she walked away, Sasuke following behind her.

Rias looked on in shock while Riser smirked, "Riser was certainly not expecting that."

Rias frowned, "I will not be marrying you, Riser."

Riser sighed, "At this rate we'll continue arguing for a long time, time that Riser does not have… How about a Rating Game to settle this?" He grinned.

Rias flinched back before turning to Grayfia.

"I suppose it could be done if both houses agreed to it."

"Riser is sure they will, in that case I will be seeing you later my dear." Riser disappeared in a show of flames.

"Pretty unoriginal. Leaving the same way he arrived."

"Sona is actually engaged to him?" Rias asked Naruto.

"Oh yeah. Good for them I say, I'm sure they'll get along just fine."

"I can't believe it. I knew Sona would be fine not marrying for love but I wasn't expecting this… And for her not to tell me earlier either…"

"Don't think too much about it." Naruto waves it off, "You should focus on fighting Riser now."

"Is he really fine with marrying someone he doesn't know?" Rias asked.

"He doesn't mind. It would've been expected of him back home and he was always rambling about 'bringing back the great Uchiha clan' or something like that." Naruto scratched the back of his head, "Anyway, good luck against Riser."

"Wait! Would you please help us? I hate to admit this since you're a human but I know you're stronger than all of us and it would really help us out."

Naruto blinked, "I don't really want to… Don't get me wrong, I love helping others but I don't really wanna get involved in some Devil political marriage shit. It'd be such a drag. I thought you didn't like me either and you're asking for help?"

"Well—"

"I also don't wanna end up somehow pissing off some royally stuck up Devil -which I probably would- and end up making enemies out of them. Soooo, good luck with your possibly cliché training montage." Naruto told them as he made his way to the door, "I also don't want Sasuke mad at me, that'd be even worse. You coming, Asia?"

"Hmm… I was wondering if I could hang out with Issei?"

Naruto shrugged, "I guess, he'd have to be the one to come over. I don't really want you to be out without someone to protect you."

"Ouch. He really got you there didn't he, perv?" Koneko said in a faint smile.

"Even I felt that." Kiba agreed.

"That really hurt." Issei nodded.

"I thought they said that the third time's a charm?" Naruto asked as he watched Asia puking her guts out.

"M-Me too…" She groaned.

"Naruto-nya! I missed you!" Kuroka yelled as she tackled him.

"How the hell can you still be up and about?" Naruto mumbled in between the valley of her breasts.

"You've helped me improve my stamina, nyahaha!"

"Also, please put on some clothes before Asia looks up and sees you."

"Wah! That's no fun! She won't even look up, she's too busy puking to do that!"

*Thud*

"She looked up didn't she?"

"...Maybe she passed out from all the puking, nya?"

"Go change."

"Fineeee."

Rossweisse poked her head into the washroom as Kuroka exited, "Umm… It turns out that they broke your bed…"

Naruto rolled his eyes, "I expected that. It's fine, don't worry."

"Well… They also broke the couch and the table… And everyone else's bed…"

"Sasuke's?"

"Sasuke's."

"Fuck."

Hope you liked the chapter!