So, I quickly came up with this to celebrate Naruto's birthday which is why this is super short, I guess you could even call it filler.

Please remember that I messed up Naruto's and Sasuke's age. Naruto is turning 17 rather than 18 as he should be.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and Highschool DxD

"Happy birthday, Naruto!" Kuroka opened the door to his room excitedly and startled him awake.

"Jeez, you couldn't have woken me up normally?" He rubbed his eyes.

"I could've, but it's your 17th birthday! We need to celebrate, nya!"

"Do we have to?" He groaned.

"Are you not excited for your birthday?" Asia poked her head in.

"Not particularly." He mumbled.

"But you sounded so happy when I remembered your birthday, nya."

"I was, but that didn't mean I was looking forward to it. My birthday has always been rather shitty and lonely so I have no reason to look forward to it."

Kuroka frowned, "Well that's not the case anymore! We're gonna do stuff for your birthday and you're gonna love it! Starting with blowing out the candles of the cake I asked Grayfia to make you!"

Naruto looked up, "A cake?"

"That's right! Now get your fine ass off the bed!"

"Miss Kuroka!" Asia blushed.

"What? I was just paying him a compliment! And don't call me 'miss', makes me feel old. I'm only 23 after all."

"That makes you the 4th youngest in this house." Rossweisse told her.

Kuroka turned to her, "Really, how old are you?"

"I recently turned 19."

"Really? You don't look like it, nya."

"I-Is that an insult?"

"What! Of course not, I'm just saying you look more mature than that."

"Oh! Thank you…"

"Is Sasuke coming to celebrate?" Asia asked.

"Don't know." Naruto shrugged, "He probably doesn't care so I doubt it."

"Are we eating first? Or are we digging straight into the cake?"

"We're eating first." Sasuke said as he opened the door.

"Sasuke! Where were you last night?" Naruto asked.

"I was at the Sitri castle. Met Sona's parents, beat her dad in a spar as well as Serafall."

"Oh, cool."

"You best the Leviathan?!" Rossweisse looked at him in shock.

"I did." He turned to Naruto. "I brought some super expensive ramen as your birthday present and I'm also holding off beating your ass for breaking my bed."

"Oh so you did see that. I didn't even do it anyway, so I don't know why you'd be mad at me." Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Hn, it'd be better to just beat you up."

"Ass."

"I prepared some ramen for you today as well, Naruto. It may be very unhealthy, especially for breakfast, but it is your birthday and I suppose you could indulge in it today." Grayfia told him as she set down food for everyone.

"Jeez, you sound like his babysitter or something." Raynare gagged as she entered the room.

"Raynare, to think you'd actually leave your room!" Naruto smiled, "What a nice surprise!"

"Don't get used to it, I only came out for the food." Raynare rolled her eyes as she grabbed a bowl.

"At least wish him a happy birthday, you ungrateful little bitch." Kuroka hissed.

"Kiss my ass, you stupid whore!" Raynare flipped her the bird.

"I'll fucking kill you, nya!" Kuroka jumped over the table and wrestled Raynare to the ground.

"Shouldn't you stop them, Naruto?" Le Fay asked in concern.

"Nah." Naruto slurped on his noodles, "It's not like they're actually gonna kill each other."

"Are you sure?" Rossweisse asked, "Because Kuroka is currently choking Raynare."

"So she is… Anyway, Sasuke would be able to bring her back if she dies."

"Why the fuck would I do that?"

"Why not?"

"It's a waste of chakra."

"'ItS a WasTE- Shut the fuck up, we don't even use our chakra for anything."

"We're baaaa— Oh my god why is Kuroka choking out Raynare?!" Irina shrieked.

"Oh my…" Xenovia looked over her friend's shoulder.

"Kuroka! Why are you killing Raynare?!"

"I'm not gonna kill her! Just gonna temporarily put her to sleep… Go to sleep bitch!"

"Suck… my… tits!"

"Ignore them, we have food! Come and sit down."

"R-Right… Happy birthday, Naruto!"

"Happy birthday, Naruto." Xenovia gave him a small smile.

"So, what did you guys get me?"

"I got you a plant! Sasuke told me that it was a hobby of yours… I hope that's okay."

"I really appreciate it! I haven't had a plant in so long, it'll be nice. What about you, Xenovia?"

"I got some lube."

"You got me lubricant…?"

"Yes, to put on me." Xenovia nodded.

"Xenovia! I thought we agreed on nothing weird!"

Xenovia shrugged, "It's ramen flavoured."

Naruto froze, "It's what?"

"Ramen flavoured."

"Ramen… flavoured… lube?"

"I think you broke him…" Kuroka bites as she got off of the now unconscious Raynare.

"You don't even have sex with him!" Rossweisse said with a blush.

"Not yet."

"Snap out of it, dobe." Sasuke smacked Naruto down on the table.

"Ow, thanks for that."

"Whatever."

"All right, everyone wanna dig in?"

"I'll leave you all to enjoy yourselves." Grayfia bowed slightly.

"Where are you going? Come join us!"

"Are you sure? I'm afraid I haven't known you long enough and would make things uncomfortable…"

"Bah! Come sit down and enjoy yourself!"

"If you insist…" She sat down with a small smile.

…

"So is anyone gonna wake Raynare up?"

"Ah, that was nice! Definitely can't wait for my birthday next year." Naruto jumped on his bed.

"So… How come you don't like your birthday?"

"Ah well… My childhood was kinda shitty as you know, the whole being Kurama's jinchūriki and people thinking I was a demon fox reincarnate definitely didn't help either. My birthday was always a hated day and I never had anyone to celebrate with so I never especially looked forward to it…"

"I really don't know what to say to that…" Kuroka sat down next to him.

"You don't have to say anything."

"All right, how about this… Guess what my birthday present is for you?"

"Ah, I was wondering why you hadn't given me anything along with anyone else… Is it something sexual?"

"Nyahaha! No, although I'll admit the ramen lube was a nice idea…" She trailer off and looked down in embarrassment.

Naruto looked at her curiously, wondering what was making her so flustered.

"I was wondering if you… Would like to go out on a date?"

"A date?"

"Damn, didn't see that coming…"

The date should've been on this chapter as well but it's not because of time issues which is why it's a good opportunity to ask you to leave down any suggestions you have for Naruto and Kuroka's date, I would love to read them!

Hope you liked this small chapter!