So, I'm currently isolating right now

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(Reuploaded cause Fanfiction is being whack)

Naruto woke up suddenly and jumped off his bed instantly.

"Nya!" Kuroka was startled awake beside him, "What's wrong, Naruto?"

"I've just had an epiphany!" Naruto said as he quickly got dressed and broke his door open.

"Where are you going?! You have work today, nya!"

"Epiphanyyyyyy!" He said again as he sprinted out of the apartment.

"Hn... What the hell is that idiot yelling about?" Sasuke looked at Naruto's room, "I'm not paying for that to get fixed."

"But you share all your money with each other..."

"Hn." Sasuke grunted before going back to his room.

"Ummm, so what exactly was your epiphany?" Koneko asked as she munched on some cookies.

"Good question. Wanna come see?" He grinned.

"That sounded very weird..." She told him with a frown.

"Not as weird as you openly admitting to being addicted to my chakra"

Koneko shrugged, "Not my fault."

Naruto hummed.

"Addicted would be the wrong word to use anyway."

"Then what would the right word be?"

"Sexually attracted? Stimulated?"

Naruto deadpanned, "That's even worse."

"It is." Koneko nodded, "But like I said, I can't help it."

"Well... At least we're not too far apart age wise. Could've been some strong pedo vibes."

"So... back to the actual topic. What was your epiphany?"

"Naked apron." He said, making some hand gestures as if he was trying to pitch her something.

Koneko blinked, "But... how is that an epiphany?"

"Well, I just hadn't thought about it before. But then I was having a dream and Grayfia popped up in my head only wearing an apron. And then everyone else popped up in my head, naked and with an apron! And I thought, genius! Why haven't you done this before, Naruto? So I went ahead and bought some aprons earlier today."

"Pervert."

"Ha! You can't say that anymore because you're a pervert too."

"I'm not as bad as you so I can still call you a pervert."

"I guess that's true... Wanna come try one out?" He asked.

"An apron? Naked?"

He nodded.

"What's in it for me?"

"Anything."

Koenko raised a brow, "Anything?"

"Anything." He nodded again.

"I want you to pat my head." She told him in the most serious way possible.

"Deal."

"With chakra covering your hand."

"I figured."

"Cool. Later then." She waved him goodbye with a peace sign.

"So, your sister is coming over." Naruto said casually as he and Kuroka were chilling on the couch.

She choked, "W-What, nya?! Today?!"

"Yeah."

"Umm, so why is she coming?"

"My epiphany."

"Your... Epiphany?"

"My epiphany." He said again.

"You had an epiphany, Naruto?!" Irina rushed into the living room, "Oh, the Lord has blessed you!"

"I don't think God would bless me with something like that... But if he did, he sure has good taste."

Irina blinked in confusion, making Kuroka stifle her laughter.

"So... What was it?"

"Naked apron."

"Naked apron?"

"Naked apron." Naruto nodded.

"I'll do it!" Xenovia poked her head in.

"Xenovia!"

"Great! Here's your apron." Naruto threw her an apron the same shade of blue as her hair.

"Nice, should I strip now?"

"No, you don't need to— Aaaaand you're doing it anyway... Actually, I don't really mind. You do you."

"Narutoooo, stop being so sinful!" Irina whined.

"Sorry, can't help it."

"Okay, done."

Naruto looked back at Xenovia and smiled in amusement.

"Bwahahaha! It's in the shape of a cross! Never in my life would I have imagined I would ever see this!"

"Don't be mean, Kurama. I think it's cute."

"Pfffft, of course you would."

"You mind tying this for me, Naruto?" Xenovia asked.

"Sure..."

Xenovia smiled as he walked behind her.

"What's with the smile?" He asked from behind her.

"Nothinggg..." Xenovia's smile grew bigger.

"Hmmm."

It was at this moment that she decided to press her naked butt onto his pelvis.

He didn't make a fuss about it though, and continued to tie the apron.

In response to his lack of response, Xenovia decided to move up and down.

"And that's enough, Xenovia!" Irina tackled her partner to the ground.

"Nyahahaha!" Kuroka rolled around in amusement.

"Irina! You didn't need to tackle me!" Xenovia protested from the ground.

"Yes I did!" Irina cried as she wrestled her friend on the floor, "What would the Lord say about this!"

"Get off! I know you want to do it too!"

Irina blushed profusely at the accusation, "W-What are you talking about?!"

"No point in denying it, Irina!"

"I'm not denying anything!"

"Aha! So you admit it!"

"Nooo! I'm denying it!"

Naruto coughed to get their attention, "Well, as amusing—"

"And hot, nya."

Naruto nodded, "As amusing and hot as this is, I've got a very important question."

Irina and Xenovia stood up and shook themselves off.

"Are you sure you don't want to try this too, Irina?"

Irina blushed, "Well... You never asked—"

"So you'll do it?" Naruto perked up.

"I—" Irina sighed in resignation, "Okay, yeah, I wanna try it."

"Awesome!" All three present individuals gave her a thumbs up.

"Ummm, can the two of you turn away for a second?"

"Sure." Naruto agreed.

"Awww, where's the fun in that?"

"Kuroka."

"Don't worry, I'm looking away."

A few moments later and they were given permission to look again.

"Oh..." Naruto teared up, "This is just beautiful..."

Xenovia puffed her chest out from beneath the apron and Irina blushed, trying to hide her face.

"I need my notebook! Be right back!"

"One step closer to some babies!" Xenovia proclaimed.

"Okay! I'm back!" Naruto inspected both girls for a second before nodding to himself, "Xenovia, Irina."

"Yes?"

"Hug each other's sides and press the touching breasts closer together."

"L-Like this?" Irina pressed her right breast to Xenovia's left.

"Oh, that's perfect." He scribbled down a few things.

"I never realized how chilly this house could get until now…" Irina said offhandedly.

"Yep… I can see that now." Naruto giggled as he stared at both girls' chests.

Irina looked down and blushed as she saw he could see her slightly hardened nipples through the tight apron.

Naruto cried in more joy as he noticed the ever increasing redness of her face and as well as, to his surprise, her continuing hardening nipples.

"Oh Pervy Sage! If only you could see me now!"

Kuroka groaned, "When do I get to join in on the fun, nya?"

"You could've gone in any time, Kuroka."

"And why didn't you say sooooo!"

"I assumed it was rather obvious."

"Hmm, which one is mine then?"

"The one black apron that fits you."

"Makes sense." She nodded as she instantly stripped and donned the kitchen wear, "All right ladies, move to the side. I'll be in the middle! You gotta give our dear Naruto more material, nya!"

"How so?"

"You know, something simple." She wrapped her right arm around Xenovia and grabbed the girl's right breast. Her left arm went around Irina's wait and rested herself on her butt, "Oooh, I like the feeling, nya!"

"Eep!"

"Truly outstanding." Xenovia marveled at the Nekoshou's lack of… A lot of things. Her nonexistent inhibitions (lack of decency) being the one that left her most in awe.

"It's like you've read my mind, Kuroka!" Naruto looked down at his notebook, scribbling furiously.

Knock knock*

"Ah! That must be my guest!" Naruto skipped to the door.

"Sup, pervy teacher." Koneko greeted him, munching on a cookie.

"Koneko! Glad to have you, please come in." Naruto ushered her in with a smile as he closed the door.

"Shirone…" Kuroka looked at her sister nervously.

Koneko frowned at the name, "Kuroka."

"So, Koneko…" Naruto butted in before anything could happen, "I got you a nice white apron in the bag, why don't you put it on?"

Koneko looked at him, "I'm still surprised you've got these many girls willing to do perverted things with you."

"Well, you're one of them too…"

Koneko sighed as she stripped, "I suppose so."

Naruto giggled, "Sorry, sorry, I haven't been this excited in a while."

"Hey!"

"It's a different type of excitement, Kuroka."

"What now?" Koneko asked, arms crossed on her petite chest.

"Just go over with the other girls and pose."

"Hmm…"

"Want some encouragement?"

Koneko tilted her head at him.

Naruto grinned before quickly slapping her ass to move her forward.

"Hey! Oh…" Koneko rubbed her behind, "Did you…?"

Naruto nodded, "I covered my palm with chakra. How'd it feel?"

"Pervert…" Koneko made her way over to the girls with a huge blush.

"Hey dobe, I'm back…" Sasuke stopped as he opened the door, "What the fuck is going on?"

"It'll be for my new book! Featuring naked apron maids! Truly genius if I do say so myself."

Sasuke sighed in disappointment, "You never cease to amaze me."

"I am the number 1 unpredictable ninja."

"It wasn't meant to be a compliment."

"Too bad, I've already made it one."

"Whatever." Sasuke finally decided to go in, heading straight to his room, "Don't be too loud please, I'm gonna be taking a nap."

"No promises!"

"Hn."

"You got any more people joining, pervy teacher?" Koneko asked, standing next to Irina.

"Not sure… Grayfiaaaaa!"

A few moments later Grayfia popped out of the kitchen, "Can I help you, Naruto?"

"Would you be willing to model for me along with these girls?"

Grayfia blinked, "You want me to… Model for you?"

"Yeah! It'll be fun!"

"I suppose I don't see a reason why not…"

"Great! I got you an apron that's the same colour as your hair!"

"Did you get an apron for every girl in this house, nya?"

"Maybe… Maybe not."

"Perv…" Koneko mumbled as she finished her cookie.

"Raynare!" Naruto waited a second.

"Piss off! I'm not getting naked and putting on a fucking apron to model for you!" Raynare didn't bother to get out of the room.

"Why not? You're practically naked all the time!"

"... Fuck you! Now stop bugging me! I'm trying to take a fucking nap!"

"Dammit, I might need to find a more willing Fallen Angel to model for me…" Naruto mumbled to himself.

"Doesn't modelling require pictures?" Xenovia asked.

"Well yeah, but I don't really know what the Church does and doesn't allow you to do so I'm not taking any just in case…" Naruto hummed in thought, "Actually, I'll just keep them to myself instead." He nodded to himself, snapping some quick shots.

"You should get Rossweisse in here, nya!"

"That would be nice but I don't think she'd be too comfortable with that."

Kuroka pouted, "But that's what makes it fun, nya!"

"Anyway, I'd like for Koneko to pose at the front of the group with Kuroka and Grayfia doing the same behind her, while Xenovia and Irina lean against one of them."

"How exactly do you want us to pose?"

Naruto tapped his chin in thought, "Koneko, lay on your left side. Bend your right leg slightly and drop it forward a little to show the shape of your body."

Koneko blushed but complied, "Think of the head pats, Koneko. Think of the head pats with the very, very, VERY addictict chakra… Maybe I'll ask him to caress me too… I wonder if he would mind spanking me again… Fuck, get your head out of the gutter!"

"We'll get Kuroka and Grayfia behind you, your bodies facing each other and faces towards me… Ok, take each other's hands and press your breasts together. Nice!" He gave them a thumbs up."

"Such big breasted women in this world…"

"Xenovia and Irina will be on all fours on each side of Koneko. The arm that is farthest from her will be making a 'come bother' motion."

Xenovia gave him a thumbs up and Irina nodded meekly.

Once everyone was in place, he took a moment for his eyes to digest the sight.

"Beautiful!" He sniffled, "This is making me so excited in more ways than one!"

That comment seemed to be the limit and Irina collapsed face first on the ground.

"Awww man, I was hoping to get a few more shots and other positions." Naruto sighed.

"I'm surprised she lasted so long, nya." Kuroka said offhandedly as she groped Grayfia shamelessly.

Grayfia merely looked at Kuroka with no emotion, although she was a bit surprised the cat woman even dared to do it.

"Me too." Naruto took a picture of the sight, "I thought she was going to faint when I said she'd pretty much have to be naked and I am pleasantly surprised that wasn't the case."

"I love your boobs, strongest [Queen]. Mind letting me suck on them, nya?"

"Bad Kuroka." Naruto flicked her head.

"Owie! That wasn't very nice, nya!"

"Thank you for helping me out with this Grayfia."

"It certainly was a different and interesting experience… I don't think I would mind doing something like it again."

Naruto blinked, "Really?"

Grayfia nodded, "I've never been asked to be a model or anything like that so it was very flattering when you asked."

"Oh, it was no problem! You're a very beautiful woman and I'm glad you wouldn't mind helping out again!"

"Was it not flattering when I said your boobs were nice? What the hell?"

"Kuroka, are you alright?"

"Sorry… I'm a bit nervous that Koneko is still here." She whispered the last part.

"Ahhh… Well don't freak out but she just finished changing and is walking towards us right now. Act cool."

"Pervy teacher, Grayfia… Kuroka."

"Koneko! So… How was it? You think you'd be down to do this again?"

"Hmmm, depends… You still owe me some petting."

"I do, don't I?"

"I'll also be requesting something else and if I like it I'll probably do this for you again."

"Oh? Do tell?"

Koneko blushed, "I'll tell you when you're patting me and without anyone around…"

Naruto shrugged, "I guess it would be a bit embarrassing for others to watch you getting petted."

"Right… Anyway, I'll cash in on it soon. Later." She hurried out of the house.

"Bye! Thanks for coming!"

Kuroka breathed a sigh of relief, "I thought I was gonna die, nya!"

"You didn't even say anything to her though." Grayfia pointed out.

"It isn't easy fixing a relationship with a sibling, you know! But what would you know about something like that?"

Grayfia frowned but turned to Naruto again, "Thanks again, I'll be in the kitchen."

Naruto watched her walk away, "Curious… Anyway, I've got to meet up with the Phenex so I'll be back later. Sasuke! Get your ass out here and take me to the Underworld!"

Sasuke poked his head out of his room, "Is it safe to come out?"

"What? Obviously, why wouldn't it be?"

"I still see naked women."

"So?"

"I am an engaged man, Naruto."

"Shut the hell up, let's go."

"Hmmm, not until there's no naked women in my vicinity."

"What do you want me to do? Irina is out cold, you expect me to drag her out of the living room or something?"

"If you must."

Hope you liked the chapter! Fanfiction is acting a bit weird so hopefully this doesn't affect the upload.