I fucking love FTDS' "Naruto the Perverted Potion Prankster", makes me really wanna write something similar to that. If you got any ideas/suggestions then DM me, I'll be glad to talk to anyone about it.

I'm also working on something big with my beta, sadly that won't be coming out soon but I'm excited for it regardless. If someone does suggest something exciting then I'd be working on 3 stories which won't be easy since I haven't updated "Bet" in like 4 months... But that's being updated soon too!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and Highschool DxD

"You're late." Ravel said with a small frown.

"Haha sorry… I was a bit occupied with something else."

Ravel sighed, "You're here now… Is your friend coming in too?"

"He is. I'd tell him whatever you told me so he might as well be here."

"Hn." Sasuke nodded in agreement.

"Plus, he's my ride back home."

"Hn."

"He doesn't like it."

Ravel looked confused, "Does he always grunt?"

"Not always." Sasuke told her.

"Alright… Well, anyway, come in."

"Thanks, we're happy to be here." Naruto smiled at her.

"Speak for yourself." Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Hey! Don't be such a prick!"

"Fuck you."

"No, fuck you!"

"Please stop embarrassing yourself." Kurama sighed.

Naruto and Sasuke spent the next few minutes glaring at each other before they finally made it to the dining room… Or hall, to be more precise.

"I'm afraid none of my brothers could join us today."

"Riser isn't your only brother?" Naruto asked.

"That's right. I have two more older brothers."

"Cool, cool. Hopefully we get to meet them soon."

"Speak for yourself." Sasuke told him again.

"Please take a seat. The food will be here shortly."

Naruto nodded, taking a seat across from Ravel.

Sasuke did the same, sitting next to Naruto.

"Welcome!" A joyous man walked into the hall, promptly taking his place in the main seat, "I am Lord Phenex, it is a pleasure to meet you."

"Thank you for having us, Lord Phenex." Naruto smiled.

"What a boring and generic man, he looks almost exactly like Riser except less douchey. And seemingly more happy, disgustingly so."

"No, thank you for accepting this invitation. I will have to apologize that my wife is unable to join us. She's a bit preoccupied with Riser."

"Oh?"

Ravel frowned, "He's locked himself in his room, moping about his loss to the Red Dragon."

"He actually lost to that pervy kid?"

"Sadly."

Lord Phenex merely smiled, "Enough about that, we should talk about what we invited you here for…"

"Uh huh…" Naruto nodded as the servants walked in with plates of food.

"We would like to offer you Ravel's hand in marriage."

"Hrrk!" Naruto choked on a lobster.

"Hey!"

Naruto pounded on his chest, "Sorry… Just caught me by surprise… Can I ask why?"

"I'm going to be honest here…" Lord Phenex looked at him seriously, "When we heard that your friend had gotten engaged to the Sitri heiress we got worried…"

"How so?"

"We know how strong your friend is and I also know that the marriage between Riser and Rias would never go through. We simply wish for you to provide Ravel with strong offspring and if something else is born from that marriage then all the better."

"Damn… And I just started eating…"

Naruto cleared his throat, "I appreciate your honesty, I really do. But I'm not exactly comfortable marrying Ravel only to provide her with strong children."

"But isn't Xenovia trying to get into your pants for the same reason?" Sasuke asked, biting down on a tomato, "And Kuroka initially?"

"Anyway, I'm not saying I would mind marrying Ravel… But I would rather get to know her first before even deciding on something so serious. I don't want to exactly rush into marriage like Sasuke here."

"Such a good fucking tomato..." Sasuke mumbled to himself.

Lord Phenex smiled, "That's understandable. Which is why I would like to suggest that Ravel live in your home so that you may get closer."

Sasuke looked at Naruto mid-bite, "Why the hell must you keep attracting women into our house?"

"Ahhhhh man, I'm stuffed!"

"Hn, that's quite the surprise."

"How'd it go, nya? What did they want?" Kuroka asked as soon as they appeared in the living room.

"The Phenex girl will move in with us in a few days."

"Damn, more rivals…" Xenovia frowned.

"Don't think so negatively, Xenovia!" Irina said with a smile.

"Huh? Why?" Kuroka asked Naruto.

"To get to know each other better before I decide whether or not I want to marry her and give her kids."

"What was it you said, Irina?"

"Ah… I guess I was wrong."

"This must be a sign from God! He's telling me that I must get Naruto into bed soon and bear his children!"

"I don't think he's telling you that, Xenovia…"

"She does know I can hear her, right?" Naruto looked at Sasuke.

"Definitely."

"Anywayyy, I guess we'll have to make the house bigger for another guest… In the meantime, I gotta go pay up Koneko."

The ORC…

"I wonder when he'll be getting back… I'm craving— No! Not craving! Just looking forward to it… Yep, looking forward to some innocent petting… Very innocent…" Koneko thought to herself as she munched on some muffins.

"Hi Koneko!"

Koneko looked to her side, startled to see Naruto sitting next to her.

"You're back already?" She shifted her legs around.

"Yep! Were you looking forward to the petting?" He teased her.

Koneko blushed, "Actually… I was also wondering if you could do something else as well…"

"Yeah? What do you want?"

"Apart from the petting… I also want you to…" She murmured the last part.

"I'm sorry, what?"

Koneko's blush deepend, "I want you to… Spank me…" She whispered.

"You want me to spank you…?"

Koneko nodded.

"Where did that come from?"

"When you spanked me back in your apartment… It felt good."

"Ah, I see…"

"You said you would do anything, so… I want you to spank me."

Naruto heard a low rumbling before it quickly turned into uncontrollable laughter, "Bwahahaha! Oh, isn't that just great! This world hasn't ceased to amused me since you met all these women! It's like you're being paid back for your shitty childhood."

"I suppose I could if you really want me to… Not here though, I wouldn't want any of your peerage mates to walk in on me spanking you."

Koneko nodded "Me neither… Where then?"

"My house."

"But there're a bunch of women living there..."

"True, but I can just silence and lock the room."

"Okay... Let's go."

"Great, hold on to me."

"Oh, okay..."

Koneko blinked and they were instantly in Naruto's house.

"Hey everyone, don't mind me! Bye everyone!" Naruto quickly led her to his room.

"Was that Kuroka's sister...?"

"Definitely looked like her..."

"How exactly is he gonna pay her for earlier?"

"Don't know... Maybe I could ask for a baby as payment."

"Xenovia!"

Naruto's room...

Koneko sat on Naruto's bed, waiting for him to finish setting up the necessary seals.

A few minutes later he looked at her and cracked his knuckles, "Ready?"

She nodded wordlessly, "I think I just came a little..."

Hmmm, decisions... decisions... Super short chapter too, you know why? Cause I felt like it, lmao! I'm also serious about what I said in the AN at the top, so again, DM and we can discuss if you'd like!

Anyway, hope you liked the chapter!