So, some people have been guessing that I'm bringing over some Boruto villain and I'm just gonna flat out deny that. I'm not sure how people would react to what I am planning, which is why I'm refraining from naming him. In fact, the story will end with this villain's introduction. I will be making another story with him as a villain because it's going to take a turn to something different and I'm afraid people would not appreciate that because this is a comedic story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and Highschool DxD

"So, you're telling me that the Church has sent you to hunt this Kokabiel fellow and retrieve the Excalibur fragments?"

"That's right." Xenovia nodded.

"And you want our help finding him in Kuoh?" Naruto pointed at Sasuke and himself.

Irina nodded enthusiastically.

"Hell no, do I look like your errand boy?" Sasuke asked.

"I mean, you are a bounty hunter…" Naruto mumbled, "Isn't that being an errand boy for the Church?"

Sasuke stared at Naruto, "..."

"Why not ask the Devil peerages here?" Naruto suggested, "If this guy is here like you said, then I'm sure they'd gladly help if he's such a threat. You'd have plenty of people to take him out if you wanted."

Sasuke nodded in agreement, "Just because we can take care of it doesn't mean we want to."

"It also doesn't mean we DON'T want to." Naruto leaned back on the couch, "If we have to step in we will."

"But we don't HAVE to… So, good luck or whatever." Sasuke shrugged, "I'm gonna go see Sona now."

"I gotta get to work now soooo later."

Xenovia hummed, "I didn't expect to get refused…"

Irina sighed, "It would've been so much easier too… Do we have to ask the Devils for help?"

"Naruto and Sasuke may not want to help us, but we'll do just fine. We don't need the help of any Devils."

"You two are about to get destroyed then, nya. Do you really think you'll be able to take on such a high ranking Fallen by yourselves?" Kuroka plopped herself on the couch.

"Are you volunteering to help?" Xenovia asked.

"I'm not interested in the affairs of the Factions either so I'd rather not… I'm only going to make sure that my Shirone is safe. But I trust that Naruto will do that during school hours, nya."

"I guess we'll go get ready then. Later, Kuroka."

Later that day...

"You want me to deal with Kokabiel, huh?"

"Yeah, something wrong with that?"

Azazel sighed, "What do I get in return?"

"What do you mean? Nothing. Isn't it your job to deal with insubordination?"

"I guess… I just don't wanna deal with the guy, it'll be a hassle." Azazel sighed, "Just get Vali to do it or something, better yet, why don't you deal with him?"

"He's not our problem. He's yours and the Church's."

"Then let the exorcists try to beat him."

Naruto deadpanned, "Seriously?"

"Or even the Devils. You choose I guess."

"You don't seem very worried about this."

"That's because I'm not." Azazel pulled out an Icha Icha book, "Kokabiel has and will always be a warmonger. It was inevitable that he would try and start another war but he's not going to get even close to doing that."

"Because me and Sasuke are here to stop him?"

"Ding, ding, ding! If you weren't here then yeah, I'd have sent Vali to kick his ass… Eventually."

"So, why try to kill Rias and Sona if he knows we're there?"

Azazel grinned, "Who said he knows?"

"Do you care if he dies?"

"... I don't think so. You can kill him if you must."

"Oh, Sasuke would probably be the one to do it in all honesty."

"Great! So now that that's settled… When's your next book coming out?"

"I'm ignoring that question in favour of asking you one myself."

"Fine, go ahead."

"You got any Fallen women I could take with me? Raynare kinda kills my vibe! She never wants to model and she only comes out for food!"

"I don't know what to say to that…"

"Hey, dobe."

"What's up, bastard?"

"You're ruining our quality time, nya!" Kuroka expressed her annoyance as Naruto temporarily stopped petting her.

"I found these two idiots about to get themselves killed in the Church."

"What?!" Naruto jumped off the couch, making Kuroka fall on her face.

"Heyyyy…" Irina waved awkwardly from the ground.

"We found the fragments." Xenovia added.

"Ok, two things. One: Love those outfits, I'm gonna get you to model with them later."

"Oh, thank you!" Irina blushed.

"Knew you'd like them."

"Secondly…" Naruto pinched their cheeks.

"Owwie!"

"Hey, what gives?"

"What the hell were you two thinking?"

"Stopping Kokabiel?" Irina said.

"Getting the fragments back."

"Without help?"

"I mean, you did say you two weren't going to help…"

Naruto sighed, "You didn't ask Rias or Sona for help?"

Silence.

"Thought so… Anyway, what'd you do?" He asked Sasuke.

"I placed him and the man he has with him under a Genjustu. They're still in the Church."

"Let's go pay them a visit then." Naruto turned to the two exorcists, "You two don't move. At all."

At the Church…

"Okay, let them go…"

"Huh? Where did those two exorcist sluts go…? Who the fuck are you two?"

"I'm Naruto and that's Sasuke."

"Hn."

"We're here for the Excalibur fragments."

"Ha! So what? You think I'm just gonna give them to you?!"

"If you value your life." Sasuke glared at him.

"Tsk! Who do you think you are?! I'll kill you two here and then I'll go finish off those Church lap dogs before killing the Devil heiresses!"

Sasuke frowned and pointed his finger at Kokabiel's stomach.

"What are you— Gah! Did you just shoot through my fucking lung?! With fucking lightning?!" Kokabiel collapsed, "Valper! Throw me an Excalibur!"

"I wouldn't recommend moving from your spot, old man." Naruto glanced at the former archbishop, "I don't even wanna see a muscle twitch."

Sasuke rolled his eyes, "No point in wasting our own time any further."

He glanced at the petrified man, "Amaterasu!"

Naruto cringed at the man screaming himself to death.

"You… Did Azazel send you?"

"No, but I'll make sure to send your ripped off wings to him and your head to the Church. I'm sure I'll get some good money from that."

"My w-wings?"

"Oh yeah, you didn't think you'd get a quick and easy death did you? I'll make sure you suffer for threatening my fiancée—

Naruto gagged, "Oh sorry, I just wasn't expecting that to come out of your mouth. It made me smile but it also made me wanna puke because you don't say stuff like that… Carry on."

"Nope, you fucking ruined it. Now I'm gonna have to hurry up because he won't take seriously whatever else I say to him."

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to ruin your moment!"

"Fuck off! Go home now!"

Naruto teared up, "Okay, I see how it is… I'll just go and hang out back home…" He walked away dejectedly.

"What the fuck is wrong with you two? It's like you're a married couple." Kokabiel wheezed.

"Forgot the swords…" Naruto walked back in.

Sasuke stared at him and Kokabiel continued laughing.

"Got them… Later…" Naruto skipped away.

"You know what? I think I'm going to carve your wings out instead."

"W-What?"

"Honestly, super anticlimactic. I would've thought this would be something bigger. Like a semi big arc in an anime."

"What a lame comparison." Koneko spoke up.

"Why are you here again, Koneko?"

"I'm gonna live here now."

"Oh you are? Well, thanks for letting me know earlier." Naruto said sarcastically, "Here's a key."

"Thanks, pervy teacher."

"Anyway, here are the fragments. Sasuke will send them back to the Vatican later. You're welcome."

"This is exactly why we wanted you guys to deal with it." Xenovia told him.

"But that's boring! Besides, it's your job and if you don't do it yourselves then how else are you supposed to grow and mature?"

"You're so wise, pervy teacher."

"Are you just going to call me that all the time?"

"Most of the time."

"Ok, good enough for me. But how are we supposed to burn time now? I don't know what to do, I wanna do stuff!"

"You could give me a baby?"

"Not right now, Xenovia. I wanna do something exciting."

"But that IS exciting."

"I meant a different kind."

"Open house is coming up soon. You can get some amusement from Rias and Sona getting embarrassed by their siblings, nya." Koneko laid on the couch.

"Looks like she's getting more cat-like tendencies and she doesn't even realize it."

"That will probably be amusing. But I might do stuff beforehand. I don't just wanna wait around for that to roll up."

"You have fun with that."

"Hmph, I will!" Naruto turned to his room, "Kuroka! Stop hiding in there and come out with the rest of us!"

"No! I'm too afraid, nya!"

"Come on, don't be a pussy!" Naruto looked around, "Haha, get it?"

"That was really lame, nya!"

"I'm dragging you out just because you said that then!"

I had planned out multiple chapters to write for this arc but I felt that I'd be unnecessarily dragging it along. So, I'll just be doing some stuff in between this and the next biggest event.

Hope you liked the chapter!