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"You have absolutely nothing to worry about, you just need to talk to her." Naruto pressed Kuroka closer to his right side.

"Are you sure, nya?"

"I am."

"I'm right here. I can hear you two, nya." Koneko made herself known, as she cuddled with Naruto's left side.

Kuroka cleared her throat, "Shirone…" She stopped, expecting her sister to correct her.

"Hmm?"

"You don't mind me calling you by your name?"

"Not really. I'll try to be as courteous to you as possible since Naruto has been kind enough to let me live here and have sex with him."

"R-Right…"

"That doesn't mean we're back on good terms, nya."

"Of course… I'm just happy you're talking to me again, nya."

Naruto sighed, "Well… That was kinda awkward."

Sasuke snorted as he made his way to the kitchen, "What kind of interaction do you expect to get from two estranged sisters that you're also dicking down."

"There's nothing wrong with Naruto having sex with Shirone while he's with me, nya."

Sasuke blinked, "I should've expected you to say something like that…"

"Nyahahaha!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes and went back to his room after grabbing a bowl of tomatoes.

"What about you, Koneko? Do you mind?"

"I don't really care, pervy teacher. You're gonna have sex with more women so there's no point being possessive, nya." Koneko shrugged.

"I don't know what to think about that…" Naruto scratched his head.

"No point in denying it since it's true." Sasuke munched on a tomato.

"What the hell? Weren't you in your room?" Naruto asked.

"I was… I came out for more tomatoes."

"Who the hell eats whole tomatoes like that, nya?" Kuroka looked at him strangely.

"I do." Sasuke glared at her, loudly munching on another tomato.

Kuroka cringed, "Gross."

Knock knock*

"Narutooooo, can you please open up?"

Naruto stood up quickly, "Serafall?! What're you doing here?"

"I'm here for open house silly! And to have sex with you of course!"

Naruto sighed, "I forgot about open house…"

"You did? I thought you were looking forward to it, nya." Koneko stretched on the couch.

"It just slipped my mind." Naruto shrugged.

"Please don't make a mess." Sasuke sighed as he let the Leviathan in.

"Thank you so much, Sasuke! Say, have you had sex with my dear Sona yet?"

Sasuke deadpanned, "No, I have not."

Serafall pouted, "Pity. Make sure you record yourselves when you do it! I want some good material to get myself off!"

Sasuke blinked, "W-What?"

"Since I haven't had the chance to have sex with Naruto yet I only have my thoughts of absolutely dominating Sona to pleasure myself." She moaned.

"Hey! You had sex with me and Xenovia, nya!"

"Oh yes, that too!"

Naruto looked at Kuroka.

"What, nya?"

"Were you insulted by that?" He asked.

"Of course I was! Could you imagine what it feels like having sex with someone only to have them not acknowledge that and hear them say they use thoughts of their sister to pleasure themselves, nya!"

"No… I don't think I could imagine that…"

"Well, it's not very nice." Kuroka huffed.

"What the fuck is wrong with these people." Sasuke thought to himself.

"Anyway… I should probably head to my classroom to set up everything for open house…" Naruto coughed awkwardly, "Later…"

"See you in a bit!" Serafall waved him off.

"I'm gonna go to the ramen stand now…" Sasuke decided to make his exit as well.

"Bye-bye! Make sure not to forget to record yourselves- Oh and try to convince Sona into letting you transform into her!"

"I don't think he heard you." Koneko deadpanned.

"Hmm, I wonder why he started running so fast." Serafall tilted her head in curiosity.

"Sooo, what's up with you and incest, nya?" Kuroka asked.

Serafall turned around instantly, "Glad you asked! I'll enlighten you as to why incest is good!"

"I don't like where this is going, nya…" Koneko shrinked into the couch.

"And that ladies is why incest amongst sisters is wincest!"

"So, you're saying that engaging in those activities with your sister will only serve to strengthen your bond?" Xenovia asked.

"Exactly! Plus, my dear Sona is so adorable that I just wanna eat her up!"

"I suppose it's interesting to hear about incest from a Devil's point of view. Don't you, Irina?"

Irina nodded dumbly.

"I don't think she's actually paying attention…" Rossweisse looked at the exorcist with worry.

"So are all Devils okay with incest?" Xenovia asked.

"Of course not, just because we're creatures of sin doesn't mean we agree with or practice all sins." Serafall corrected, "Besides, it's you people who see them as sins, they're just… How do I word this? Preferences?"

Irina frowned, "A sin is not a preference."

"Listen, I didn't come here to talk about your beliefs or mine—"

"But you just said that you believe incest with your sister would bring you closer…" Rossweisse interrupted.

"I—"

"I think it would be more appropriate to say that you didn't come here to judge anyone's beliefs here nor have your own being judged."

Serafall frowned, "Well now you just made me look dumb."

"Ah! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to! Don't be mad at me!" Rossweisse started tearing up.

"H-Hey calm down, I'm not mad or anything…"

"Ah, thank Odin." The Valkyrie sighed in relief.

"Anyway, that's totally why you should do the deed with your sister, Kuroka."

"N-Nya?"

"We're not exactly close anymore… And even if we were on good terms…" Koneko looked at her elder sister, "I'm not into that."

"That's precisely why you should do it! That's why hate sex and make-up sex were made! Besides, what better way is there of getting closer with someone than indulging in the pleasures of the body! Why do you think couples consumate their marriage by having sex?"

"You're kinda messed up…" Irina muttered.

"Wrong! I'm enlightened!" She posed cutely as she said that, "Anyway! I better get going now. Oh, I can't wait to see my dear sister in her cute school uniform!" She hugged herself before magically disappearing.

"What an interesting individual." Xenovia hummed.

"Being around all these Devils is going to scar me for life, I just know it." Irina sighed.

"So, Shirone…"

"No." Koneko jumped off the couch and started walking away.

"Come on, we should at least give it a try!"

"No."

"Will it make you feel better if I get Naruto to join us, nya?"

That made the girl stop, "Gotta get to class." She said before leaving.

Kuroka turned around as soon as her sister left the building, "Ha! Did you see that? She didn't say no, nya!"

"She didn't say yes either." Irina added.

"I just gotta get Naruto to agree with this. It should be easy I reckon, I mean why wouldn't he?"

"You still don't know that she'd agree…"

"Well, why wouldn't she? Who wouldn't want a piece of me, nya?" She puffed her chest out proudly.

"A lot of people?" Irina said with uncertainty.

"Ha! You can't think of anyone! Even your friend loved our fucking, nya." Kuroka pointed at Xenovia.

"Hey! Don't put words into her mouth!"

Kuroka grinned, "I didn't put words into her mouth. I did however, put my—"

"I don't need to know! Lalalalala!" Irina covered her ears, "Please tell her to stop saying such things, Xenovia!"

"I mean, she isn't lying…" Her partner shrugged.

"Xenovia!"

"I don't understand why you pretend to be such a goody two shoes. This is a safe space, nya."

"I'm not going to talk to you of all people about my sinful thoughts!"

"See! You admit—"

"I'm not admitting anything!" Irina blushed at her blunder before putting her hands into prayer, "O Lord, please have mercy on me and forgive me for such sinful thoughts!"

Kuroka cringed, "I don't care that you do that but try not to do it around me."

"Oh right, forgive me…"

"Anyway, back to the topic at hand! Maybe I could use some catnip to get her in the mood, nya."

"Woah! I can't exactly talk to you about this since it's your business but don't you think that's taking it a bit too far?" Rossweisse asked.

"Hmm, I suppose you're right, nya." Kuroka turned to Grayfia, "What do you think I should do, nya?"

Grayfia looked up from her cleaning, "I made sure not to show myself around Serafall for a reason."

"Don't be such a prude! Indulge me, nya!"

Grayfia stared at her emotionlessly, "I don't exactly want to help you in your quest to have sex with your sister who also happens to be Lady Rias'—"

Kuroka frowned, "Don't. Don't you dare mention her status as the Gremory girl's servant."

Grayfia frowned, "I wasn't…" She sighed, "Look, I can't give you any advice on how to rekindle your relationship with the girl. I personally think you should let it mend itself as naturally as possible."

"That'll take too long! I want my sister back, nya!"

Grayfia's expression softened as she sighed, "Then I guess you do what you think you need to. It wouldn't be my place to stop you anyway."

"Well I didn't expect that as a response."

Kuoh Academy…

"Pfffft! She wants to what?!"

"I think she's gonna try to convince you to have a threesome with me."

"Where did that even come from?" Naruto wiped off his spilt coffee, "I expected something like that from Serafall but not Kuroka!"

"Who do you think gave her that idea?"

Naruto facepalmed, "Oh man… How am I supposed to deal with this?"

"Bwahahaha! These women are so amusing! Much more so than the ones in the Elemental Nations."

"Of course you'd find this amusing."

"What're you gonna do about it?" Koneko sat on his lap.

"Talk her out of it? Umm, I don't think you should be doing this here…" Naruto said, but pet her head regardless

"It's alright. The classroom is empty, and I locked the door when I came in." She leaned into his touch and purred.

"Awww I just can't get over how adorable you are!"

"Hmmm, let's go back home."

"You want to skip the rest of school?"

"I'm bored and sleepy. I want to go to bed."

"That's not very responsible of—"

"Naruuuuuto! Where are you dear?"

"Please change your clothes!"

"Awww come on, Sona! Naruto likes this outfit!"

"On second thought let's go. Serafall might end up making me lose this job."

"Here we areeee." Naruto sighed as he opened the door to the house.

"You down for a quicky, nya?" She asked as they entered the house.

"Not really, maybe later… Ravel?"

Koneko frowned as she looked at the Phenex's bags, "What're you doing here, fried chicken?"

Ravel frowned at Koneko before turning her attention to Naruto, "I've finally arrived, it's a pleasure to be here with you!"

"Welcome… How'd you get in exactly?"

Grayfia made her presence known, "I was the one to let her in, I've been moving her bags—"

"Those aren't all of them?" Naruto sighed.

"Is something the matter?" Ravel asked nervously.

"Oh… It's just that I lose track of all the people who live here sometimes and it's like they're disappearing for an unexplained amount of time…"

"I was just thinking you needed an even bigger house."

"Hmm, that too."

"I can get my father to provide you with an even bigger house if you need." Ravel told him as if reading his thoughts.

"That's great! How long will it take?"

"A few hours."

"Awesome! I could finally properly assign rooms and stuff! Maybe get Sasuke in a corner so he stops complaining about noise too!"

"This will probably invite more women to come live here."

"Nah, I don't think so."

"Just watch. You'll see, and when you see I'm right I will laugh at you. Very hard, very loud and very long."

Hope you liked the chapter!