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"Naruto… Where did this building come from?" Sasuke asked as he stared at his friend in disbelief.

"It's our new and improved house! It's awesome isn't it?"

"It's like a castle…"

"You better not start complaining about it being too big since you were always complaining about it being too small."

Sasuke sighed, "Who did this anyway?"

"Ravel just moved to the Human world and she asked her dad to improve the house."

"I even had tunnels installed, nya!" Kuroka grinned.

Naruto blinked, "You what?"

"Yeah!"

"To every room?"

"That's right, nya!"

"Connected to your room?"

Kuroka nodded excitedly.

"Let's just go inside." Sasuke mumbled.


"It's so nice, nya!" Kuroka ran around happily.

"It's alright, I guess." Koneko grumbled.

Ravel glared at the girl before turning her attention to Naruto, "D-Do you like it?"

"It's awesome! And I haven't even seen all of it!"

The Phenex smiled haughtily, "Of course you would! There's no reason why you wouldn't!"

"Naruto, let's go have sex in the hot springs, nya!"

"Hot springs in the house?!" Irina asked excitedly.

"Ooh I agree with Kuroka." Xenovia nodded.

"But I wanna see the rest of the house first." Naruto whined.

"You can do that later! Let's take a dip first, nya!"

"Oh alright. Can we at least give everyone their rooms first?"

"Sure but make it quick, nya! I'm itching to get in the water!"

"Strange thing to come from a cat…"

"Awesome! Ravel gave me a map of the place a bit earlier and I assume the bigger rooms are for me and Sasuke."

Sasuke took a peek at the map and nodded in agreement, "Hn."

"Let's get started then… Kuroka—."

"Sleeping with you, nya."

"Ok… Koneko—."

"Sleeping with you too, nya."

Naruto deadpanned, "Everyone please remember that we have enough rooms for everyone on the first floor and a few extras… For some reason."

Grayfia nodded in agreement, "It would be a waste of space."

"I call for the room across you then." Xenovia put her hand up.

"That's Sasuke's."

"Hn."

"On your left?"

"Ravel already marked that one…"

"Your right?"

"That's Grayfia's."

"It is?"

Xenovia slouched, "I thought no one had picked rooms yet."

"Ehhh, well I placed Grayfia on my right." Naruto scratched his head.

"On the right of Grayfia then."

Naruto nodded, "Got it… Irina?"

"Actually, I'd like to continue sharing a room with Xenovia."

"That's fine… Where's Raynare?"

"I kicked her out." Sasuke yawned.

"Huh?"

"I sent her to Azazel, see how she likes being back there again."

"Okayyyy… Asia?"

"Umm, the far one on the left?"

"Next to Ravel, got it." Naruto wrote down the names on the map, "And finally—"

"For now."

"Rossweisse, you'll have to be next to Sasuke's room and across from Grayfia."

"Got it."

"Now that we have that established—"

"Wrong, I'll be living here too."

"Ophis, lovely to see you." Naruto looked up at the floating Dragon.

"I will be sleeping with you." Ophis stated.

"I figured, you're small enough so it shouldn't matter." Naruto shrugged.

"I also brought her with me." Ophis pointed behind herself.

"Le Fay, I haven't seen you in a while! Where have you been?"

"Naruto!" Le Fay ran over to hug him, "My brother has been keeping a close eye on me. He keeps saying I should stay close to him to avoid being 'corrupted'."

"But you hang out with Kuroka. Isn't she the one who corrupts people?" He asked.

"Exactly!"

"Hey! I'm right here, nya!"

Sasuke dropped to his knees and started mumbling, "Too many women... Is this the work of some other God? First, you curse me with endless amounts of dishes and now you give this moron a harem that I will have to deal with every. Single. Day?"

"You okay, Sasuke?" Naruto looked at his friend in confusion.

"The cruelty..." Sasuke looked up at Naruto and narrowed his eyes, "Any more women?"

"Uhhhh... I don't think so?"

"That reminds me..." Grayfia spoke up, "The new heiress of the Astaroth clan will be visiting today."

"Really? What for?"

"It's probably to discuss what happened here. They're probably looking for ways to regain face." Sasuke said as he stood up.

"Makes sense..."

Sasuke walked up to Naruto and grabbed his collar, "Naruto... If we somehow get a heiress living here I will—"

"Relaaaaax, Sasuke. Don't be such a worry cat!" Naruto waved it off, "I doubt she even wants to come over let alone live here."

Sasuke narrowed his eyes, "I can feel it..."

Naruto rolled his eyes, "What? You getting some kind of sense that tells you when women are going to come over and live here?"

"Nyahaha, that's ridiculous!" Kuroka burst up laughing, "Anyway, I just hope she's hot."

"I would appreciate it if you refrain from making crude comments in the face of Lady Latia when she arrives." Grayfia frowned.

"Sure thing, nya!"

Everyone looked over at Kuroka in surprise.

"Only if you let me get a piece of that ass~." She purred.

Everyone groaned.


"Isn't this nice, nya?" Kuroka dipped lower into the water of the hot springs.

"It sure is." Xenovia nodded in agreement as she stretched her arms up.

Koneko glared at everyone around, "Big boobs..."

"Oh, my poor Shirone!" Kuroka sat up and hugged her sister into her bosom.

"Don't worry, Koneko. I like your boobs just the way they are." Naruto reassured her.

Koneko turned her face away from her sister's cleavage to speak, "S-Shut up, nya..."

"Drink some milk, it'll help you grow nice and big!" Kuroka tried to place her nipples inside of Koneko's mouth.

"Stop trying to get me into your threesome fantasy, nya!" Koneko moved her head frantically so she could dodge.

"I knew that if someone massaged them they would grow bigger but I wasn't aware that such a method as this existed to increase the size of one's chest."

Irina looked at her fellow exorcist, "You don't actually believe that... Do you?"

"Might as well give it a shot." Xenovia shrugged, "How about it, Le Fay?"

"W-What?" The witch squeaked.

"Xenovia, you can't even produce milk." Naruto deadpanned.

"Sure I can. There must be some spell that lets me do it, right?" She asked Le Fay.

"Well yes... But that doesn't mean I even know it!"

"But do you?" Xenovia pressed.

"Of course not!"

"I do, nya!" Kuroka said excitedly.

"Why do you know that, nya?" Koneko asked, as she finally decided to get her sister off of her.

"I was planning on using it the next time Naruto and I had sex, nya!"

"R-Really?"

"Of course, nya! I could teach it to you too, Shirone."

Koneko rolled her eyes, "No thanks... I don't have the chest for breast milk anyway."

"Then—."

"Don't suggest I drink your milk again, nya."

"Drink mine then!" Xenovia offered.

"Is breast milk good? Why is everyone so fascinated with it?" Ophis asked, floating around everyone.

"It depends on who you're drinking it from. I've been told mine is quite sweet." Grayfia said offhandedly.

Everyone stared at her.

"I'm surprised you actually said that..." Naruto blinked in surprise.

"I might come off as very stoic and serious but I can be as sexual as everyone else."

Kuroka jumped on top of the maid, "You gotta let me try it now, nya! You can't just give us that information and expect us to do nothing about it!"

"More content, nice." Naruto wrote furiously.

"Where'd you get that?" Irina asked.

She squeaked when he looked over at her and submerged herself in the water.

"I always have a notebook on me. My godfather taught me that you never know where you will find inspiration... He took it pretty far though."

"He must've been a very big perv if even you think he was excessive, nya." Koneko said with a frown.

"Oh yeah." Naruto nodded with a smile, "If he was here he would've made a peeping hole to just look at everyone."

"It's a shame that Asia and Ravel didn't join us, nya." Kuroka pouted as she continued her attempt in grabbing Grayfia's breasts.

"I don't want you guys to corrupt Asia and Ravel is probably not comfortable enough to join everyone here."

Kuroka nodded as Grayfia held her head in place, "Makes sense, she needs more time to adjust to the harem."

"I don't have a harem." Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Yes you do!" Sasuke yelled from outside.

"Why are you eavesdropping, bastard!"

"I'm only here to tell you something, you dobe! But you can go back to fucking or whatever you were doing!"

"Maybe you should go finish washing the dishes!"

Sasuke poked his head in, "What did you just say..."

"Stop trying to get a free show, nya!"

Sasuke deadpanned, "Even if you weren't with Naruto there's no way I'd want a free show from a sex fiend like you, Kuroka."

Kuroka gave him a tight smile and flipped him off, "Just for that I'll makes sure not to use seals on the room the next time me and Naruto are fucking."

Sasuke frowned, "Do that and I'll blow the room up."

"I'd like to see you try!"

"Hey now! No one'a gonna be blowing up anyone's room! Especially mine! Now... What did you wanna say?"

"That Latia girl is here, I've already let her in."

"She's a bit earlier than expected but oh well." Naruto shrugged as he stood up.

Sasuke turned away in disgust, "Seriously?"

"What? At least I officially know you're not gay." Naruto laughed.

"Hn." Sasuke growled as he walked away.

Kuroka licked her lips, "Oh I just wanna eat that up, nya~."

"D-Don't say that!" Irina and Rosswessie said as they covered their eyes.

"It's okay to look, Irina! You've already seen it in the videos I take." Xenovia encouraged her.

"I don't watch any videos!"

"Come on... Just a peek." Xenovia parted Irina's fingers enough for her to see Naruto's crotch.

"How about a quickie?" Kuroka moved her hand suggestively.

"I don't wanna keep our guest waiting..."

"She can watch then, nya!" Kuroka looked down, "And you clearly like the idea! So let's go!"

"You're not going anywhere!" Grayfia pulled down the cat girl before she could move, "I will not let you do such things in front of Lady Latia!"

"Nyaaaa! Let go!"

"I cannot let you leave!"

"Fine! Fine! But you know what I said earlier! If you don't let me then I'll continue struggling, nya!"

Grayfia sighed, "Very well."

"Nyahaha! That was a lot easier than I had expected!" Kuroka grinned as she fondled the maid's breasts.

"Screw the Devil waiting for you! She can wait longer!"

"As enticing as this is I have to be a good host."

"Naruto..." Kurama growled, "I will be very mad if you don't join in."

"Nope, sorry."

"Naruto..."

"I'll make a clone."

"...Very well."

"Great!" Naruto looked at his clone, "You will not move from this rock. Your only job is to watch and take notes."

"What?!" His clone cried in indignation, "They're already going at it! And you expect me to just sit here?"

Naruto looked back before looking at his clone dead in the eyes as he got closer to its face, "Listen here you little bitch, I'm telling you to stay here to watch and take notes and that is exactly what you're doing... Understood?"

The clone nodded nervously, "R-Right."

"Great!" Naruto patted its head, "Take good notes!"

"I'm surprised you didn't join in." Ophis said from above him as he put on clothes.

"Can't right now. I've got things to do." Naruto looked at the Dragon, "You coming?"

"Hmmm, I don't really care about who you're meeting so I'll just go back and watch the cat and Devil go at it."

Naruto nodded, "I'll be with Sasuke in the living room."

Ophis nodded as she floated back to the hot springs.

Naruto looked down at his pants, "I shouldn't have looked at them... I'm gonna need looser pants."


There are 10 girls officially living in Naruto's and Sasuke's home. Wonder who else will join, hmmmm?

Hope you liked the chapter!