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"Sorry we kept you waiting—."

"Sorry HE kept you waiting." Sasuke pointed at Naruto accusingly.

Naruto rolled his eyes, "Anyway, what can we do for you?"

"The hell do you want?" Sasuke asked at the same time.

"Why are you so damn rude?" Naruto frowned.

"You gotta remember that this girl is from the same clan as that Diodora scum."

Latia frowned, "I am deeply sorry for any and all trouble that Diodora caused you."

"Oh he didn't cause us any trouble especially. It's merely who he was and what he did as the disgusting thing that he was." Sasuke snarled, "Tell me, what exactly are you planning on doing with the young women whose minds he screwed? Are you planning on discarding them?"

"I am insulted that you even think we would do that—."

"I think I have a good reason. Don't high class Devils look down on those who are low class and reincarnated?"

Latia hesitated, "Not all of us do…"

"Very rich coming from someone who's from a clan that looks down on everyone else."

"Sorry about him… He doesn't particularly like Devils even if he is engaged to one." Naruto laughed.

"There is no comparison. I can stand some Devils but none of them come close to Sona. She doesn't pretend to care for others like another heiress."

Naruto coughed awkwardly, "R-Right… I think we went a bit off topic. What exactly are you here for?"

Latia frowned at Sasuke before turning to Naruto, "I've come to personally ask Asia for forgiveness as well as both of yours."

"That's great, I'm sure she'll really appreciate it! You'll have to wait a while though as she's currently in school."

"Why isn't Koneko there then?" Sasuke asked.

"Ah, she's been skipping in favour of staying here more…"

"Wonder why…" Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"I did send a clone in her stead though."

"Yes, like that makes it better."

"Hey! You do that too!"

"So? I don't abuse clones like you do."

"That's because you can't." Naruto grinned.

"Hn." Sasuke turned to Latia, "You gonna wait here or something?"

"If you don't mind."

"Of course not!"

"We do." Sasuke crossed his arms

Naruto turned to Sasuke, "Stop being such a dick."

"Whatever. I recommend you do not go past the rooms unless you're into orgies." Sasuke told the heiress.

"I- What?"

"Hahaha! Ignore him…"

"Ummm, boss..." A clone ran into the living room.

"The hell are you doing here? Didn't I ask you to stay and take notes?" Naruto frowned.

"Don't worry, I'm just a clone of the clone."

"Hmm, what is it then?"

"Well… The other one is about to be assaulted by Xenovia and Koneko and he dropped his notes into the water.

Naruto sighed, "... Allright, I dispelled him. Go back and take notes."

"You got it!" His clone gave him a thumbs up as he ran back.

A few minutes of silence passed before Naruto pulled out a notebook.

"What's he doing?" Latia asked curiously.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, "He's writing down everything his clone saw up to the point where he dispelled it."

"Oh, what for?"

"His stupid perverted book."

"It's not stupid." Naruto denied, "Everyone loves it!"

"What book? Perhaps I've heard of it?"

"The Icha Icha series."

"O-Oh…"

Naruto grinned, "You've read them?"

"Well, I read one of them… If only to see what it was about."

"How was it?"

"It was… informative."

"That makes me wonder…" Naruto turned to Sasuke, "Does Sona read them?"

Sasuke turned to face his friend slowly, "Sona isn't into your perverted shit."

Naruto frowned, "You two are so alike."

"Hn." Sasuke's head shot up instantly.

"What is it?" Naruto looked at him confused.

"I sense something…"

Naruto looked around, "What is it?"

Sasuke looked at Latia and narrowed his eyes, "What are you going to ask?"

"Ah… Well, I've been told to set myself up base here with Rias, Sona and Ravel and I was wondering if you'd let me live here while I settled in."

Sasuke's fingers twitched and he took deep breaths.

"Huh, didn't see that coming."

Sasuke stood up and flipped the couch that Naruto was sitting on, "You didn't see that coming my ass! What did I tell you?! I was right wasn't I?!" He dropped down and started pounding the floor away, "I don't want to be cursed with this sense! Someone save me!"

Naruto stood up and shook himself off, "Relax, Sasuke… It's not a big deal."

Sasuke stopped punching the ground and slowly turned towards Naruto, "What did you just say?"

"It's not a big deal?"

In response to this Sasuke punched him through five rooms and into the hot springs.

"Ow… I think I killed my clone." He looked around, "Carry on… I'll just be taking notes from the floor."

"Is Lady Latia still here?" Grayfia asked.

"Less talking and more fucking me, nya!" Kuroka frowned.

"Yeah she's still here. She'll be living here too for a while."

"Really?! Yay! More sex partners, nya!"

Grayfia slapped Kuroka's ass in response, "Lady Latia will not be becoming your sex partner."

"Heh, you think slapping my ass will make me shut up? It just turns me on more, nya~."

"Why must you be like this, nya?" Koneko sighed in exasperation as she sunk her head in embarrassment.

"Awww don't be like that, Shirone! What's hotter than seeing a maid fuck a cat girl, nya? Enjoy the view."

"I'm surprised that Irina and Rossweisse are taking this so well." Naruto said offhandedly as he focused on writing down everything Grayfia did to Kuroka.

"Oh, Rossweisse blanked out a short while ago and Irina started foaming from the mouth when Grayfia turned the tables on Kuroka… Not that she seems to mind."

"Oh, I sure don't~."

"Anyway, why are you complaining about your sister?" Naruto asked Koneko, "Didn't you try to force my clone to have sex?"

"I did. But I'm not asking everyone in this house to have sex with me, nya." Koneko frowned.

"Double ended dildo time, Grayfia!"

"Okay, I'm gonna go back and talk to Latia about her living arrangements. Xenovia, please make sure to record everything."

"You got it. Can I get a baby in return?"

Naruto sighed, "Get back to me with that later."

"Sure."

Naruto yawned as he set the couch upright and sat down again.

"You're okay…? That was a nasty punch." Latia looked concerned.

"I'm fine. That was a love tap, if he was really mad he would've stabbed me."

"I-If you say so…"

"Where did he go?" Naruto looked around.

"Oh he mumbled something about a dishware deity before disappearing."

"Great! Now I can ask you this without waiting to be punched again."

"What is it?"

"In return for you staying here I only ask for one thing apart from apologizing to Asia as you've already said you would."

"Yes?"

"I want you to model for me."

"Model?"

"Do you even have these people model for you anymore?" Ophis asked as she floated into the room, "I assumed you got everything for your books from all the sex that happens here."

"I do get most of my stuff from that but I also get it from the girls modeling and I like to see them getting dressed up. It's very fun. Just so you know, you can refuse to model too. I'm just throwing it out there."

"W-Would I need to have sex with you too?" Latia asked hesitantly.

"Oh no, of course not! Some of the girls have sex with me because they want to… For some reason."

"Alright, I think I can handle modeling for you…"

"Great! I also just want to tell you that if any outfit I ask you to use or any pose I ask you to take makes you uncomfortable then just tell me so. You're not being forced to do something you don't want to."

"I think I'll be fine…"

"Alrighty! I guess you can start bringing your stuff in and we can start moving you into one of the rooms my flying body didn't destroy…"

Latia stood up and bowed, "Thank you for your time. I'll be back later today."

"Have a nice day!"

Later that day…

"After a few hours of forcing my clones to fix the walls that Sasuke broke with my flying body we can finally get to why I called everyone here."

"I love surprises, nya!" Kuroka jumped up excitedly.

"First of all… Asia, please step forward."

"Yes?" She asked, a little nervously.

"I'd like to introduce you to Latia Astaroth. The new heiress of the Astaroth clan after Diodora's… Accident."

"O-Oh… Hello, nice to meet you."

Latia said nothing as she bowed, "I am terribly sorry for the actions Diodora took that led you to be excommunicated as well as his attempt to kidnap you."

"O-Oh, you don't need to apologize. You didn't do anything wrong." Asia tried to get the girl to stand.

"I insist that I must fervently apologize."

"O-Okay then, um, I accept your apology…"

"Thank you so much!"

"It's no problem, really!"

"Right, now that we've got that done… Latia will be moving in with us too, much to Sasuke's dismay." Naruto rolled his eyes as Sasuke growled.

"So why exactly is she moving in, nya?" Koneko asked.

"She's been told to get experience in the human world like Rias and Sona and will be temporarily living with us since she doesn't have a place to go."

Kuroka snickered, "'Temporarily' he says, just wait until she gets a piece of your—"

Koneko punched her sister's gut to quiet her down.

"A piece of his...?" Latia hesitantly asked, already having an idea of what the Nekoshou was going to say.

Koneko rolled her eyes, "Ignore her. In fact, I recommend you keep your distance from Kuroka at all times, nya."

"That's not very nice, nya… I think I'm gonna puke." Kuroka rushed to the washroom.

"Actually I also recommend you're careful around Xenovia too." Koneko pointed at the exorcist, "And if for whatever reason you hear any noise coming from anyone's room just ignore it, nya."

Latia blinked, "Right…"

"Can we keep exploring now? I'm curious as to what other things this house has." Xenovia moved anxiously in place.

Naruto sighed, "Sure, I'll take you to your room then and help you unpack." He turned to Latia.

"That's alright, I'll make sure to settle Lady Latia in." Grayfia interjected.

"Are you sure? Do you not want to explore with everyone else?"

"That would be lovely but I am the house's maid first and foremost."

Naruto sighed in exasperation, "You know I don't like it when you say that, you're a resident of this house like everybody else."

Grayfia smiled and bowed slightly, "I thank you."

Naruto cleared his throat awkwardly, "Also… I want to thank you for keeping Kuroka in check during the bath. You're very… Experienced."

Grayfia blushed, "It was nothing, really…"

"Right… I'll get going then, try to join everyone else soon."

Grayfia nodded and left with Latia, avoiding the heiress' questioning gaze.

Somewhere else in the house…

"So… why is this in the house, princess?" Kuroka asked, dumbfounded.

"It wasn't my idea! Sasuke simply told my father that Naruto enjoyed having sex and my father made this as a way to bring everyone in the household closer." Ravel blushed furiously.

Kuroka nodded in agreement, "This is very good, nya! Maybe you and Shirone could use it first to get along better!"

"As if I would do anything with that pussy!"

"Nice nickname." Koneko deadpanned, "Anyway, I wouldn't mind, nya."

"W-What?! Why!"

Koneko shrugged, "I'd just torture you."

"You're just going to let her say that to me?!" Ravel turned to Kuroka.

Kuroka shrugged, "As long as it's consensual, nya. There's nothing wrong with a little bit of pain."

Ravel covered her face in shame, "Why must you embarrass me like this, father?"

"I'll be sure to try all of this equipment with Naruto…" Xenovia nodded, "Look, Irina! Whips! You could definitely use these on me."

"W-What? On y-y-you??"

"Well yeah, I wouldn't know how to properly use one."

"And I would?!"

"Better than me." Xenovia shrugged.

"Still doesn't make sense as to why I would use it on you!"

"I mean I could try to do it." Xenovia smirked, "Or maybe you want Naruto to do that."

Thud*

"She passed out again, nyahaha!"

"She does this often?" Ravel asked.

"Whenever anyone says or implies anything about sex with Naruto." Xenovia hummed, "It's strange since she has no problem watching the tapes that I make."

"T-Tapes?" Ravel blushed.

"You should get one with me on it, nya." Koneko smirked as she looked at the Phenex for her reaction.

"Really?" Xenovia asked excitedly.

"Why not, nya?"

"You've had sex with him…?"

"That's right. Maybe you'd like to see how the video turns out? I could ask him to pound me hard if you're into that, nya." Koneko said offhandedly.

Ravel growled, "Why you!"

"Now, now, Shirone." Kuroka hugged her sister, "It's not nice to say those things. Sharing is caring after all, nya."

"Get your fucking boobs off my face." Koneko mumbled in annoyance.

"Shirone?" Ravel frowned in confusion.

"That's right, nya! Shirone is her name." Kuroka held on to her sister affectionately.

"It was my former name." Koneko forced her sister off, "I took the name Koneko when I joined Rias' peerage."

"You didn't take the name." Kuroka frowned, "She gave it to you as if you were a pet needing a name."

Koneko frowned, "That's not true. I simply didn't want to be associated with everything that happened when I had that name. I've told you that I don't mind you calling me that, but don't believe for one second that I will ever take that name back."

Kuroka flinched, "You can't possibly be serious…"

"You caused me a lot of pain when you left me, Kuroka… That name is just another reminder." Koneko said as she walked away.

"Are you okay, Kuroka?" Xenovia asked.

"I'm fine… I need Naruto…" She mumbled as she walked away.

"I definitely wasn't expecting this to happen on my first day here…" Ravel commented as she watched Kuroka walk off.

"It truly is sad to see siblings be so far apart."

"I'm surprised you think that considering they're Devils and Kuroka is a criminal."

Xenovia chuckled dryly, "I don't know, it might just be the fact that we've been living together for a while… But I truly hope that they can repair their relationship."

"Yes… It looks like it breaks both of them."

"What's with the long face?" Naruto walked up to them, slurping on some ramen.

"Oh, Naruto!"

"Is that a sex dungeon?" He pointed at the room.

"It's not a dungeon!" Ravel closed the door to the room quickly, "It just has… A few things."

"Riiiight, so what's with the sad aura around here?"

"Oh that… You should probably go find and comfort Kuroka."

Naruto frowned, "Did something happen?"

"It would probably be best if she told you." Ravel told him.

Naruto nodded as he handed his food to Xenovia before walking off.

"Am I supposed to eat this?"

Ravel shrugged.

Andddd another one joins! Mwahahaha, poor Sasuke

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