I apologize for the extended break on this story even though I said I was back to writing... I've been having too much fun with Genshin and Honkai Impact lately...

I also finished the first ending for Nier Automata. Love it so far!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Highschool DxD

A few days later…

"A summit you say? Why exactly are we invited if this is to improve the relationship between the Three Factions?" Naruto asked as he prepared some ramen broth.

"It's more to take your statements about the incidents you were involved with." Grayfia explained.

Sasuke scoffed as he washed the dishes, "We should've gone back to Italy so that we wouldn't have to deal with this ridiculous bullshit. Who cares if the Three Factions continue hating each other and go to war again? It's none of our business."

"What about Sona? She'd get caught up on that."

"Naturally I'd keep her safe. Everyone else can and will be damned."

Naruto hummed, "Honestly, I don't wanna go either. Things have gotten a bit awkward at home and I want to try and resolve things there."

Sasuke rolled his eyes, "Again, this is what you get for having so many women living in the same house."

Naruto sighed, "That's not the problem."

"Then what is?"

"It's the fact that Koneko can't bring herself to listen to her sister and if she did then I don't think she'd believe her."

"You really are stupid."

"Hey!"

"Just link them together and show Koneko the truth with Kuroka's memories."

"Oh…"

"Bwahahaha! Oh that was golden! How could you forget you can do that?"

"Well why didn't you remind me?!"

"Ha! I'm not gonna waste my time reminding you of something you should already know, you moron."

"Dick."

"Anyway, we'll be staying here. Naruto's gonna help me run the stand today as I spend this miserable day washing dishes." Sasuke told Grayfia.

"Even though he knows he isn't gonna finish them." Naruto added.

"I'll have you know I have started making significant dents on them." Sasuke growled.

"Doesn't look like it."

"I'll fucking kill you."

"I'll come get you both when the meeting is over then." Grayfia excused herself.

"Bye!"

"This is gonna go wrong. It's the perfect opportunity to attack with all the Faction leaders in a single place."

"Who'd be dumb enough to do that?" Naruto asked.

"I don't think you should be calling others dumb considering you're pretty stupid yourself, dobe."

Naruto raised a brow, "That must make you pretty dumb then, considering you have actual experience attacking summits."

Sasuke opened his mouth as if to protest but quickly closed it, "Hn."

Hours later…

"You know, I kinda figured you guys would show up again eventually."

"Hello Mr. Whiskers! Broody!" Jeanne waved at them.

"Not the worst I've been called." Sasuke muttered.

"We'd like to extend an invitation to you once again." Cao Cao added.

"Even after what happened last time?" Naruto looked at all of them, "I noticed you didn't bring the big guy…"

"Yes… I suppose it was a mistake to bring along Heracles last time."

"Who's the other guy? He looks a lot like Freed…"

"My name is Siegfried, pleasure to meet you."

"You related to Freed?"

"You could say that…"

"Let's hope you're not the type of person he was… For your sake."

"Oh?" Siegfried tilted his head in amusement.

"Now, now, we didn't come here to fight." Cao Cao smiled.

"Are you here to distract us then? You do realize we can feel the people that just arrived at the meeting between the factions?"

"Not at all, we simply thought this would be the best time to talk to the two of you alone."

""And what makes you think we won't just kill you?" Sasuke sneered.

"Jeez, stop being so broody." Naruto rolled his eyes.

"I certainly do hope it doesn't come down to a fight. We wouldn't go down easily if that's what you think."

"All right, let's all calm down again… Look, Cao Cao, I'll only say this once. We won't be joining your little group."

Cao Cao frowned, "I don't understand why? Have the Devils brainwashed you? We exist solely to protect humanity from those that think themselves to be greater than Humans. If you two join us, then humans will no longer have to be pushed around by the supernatural! We will prevent Devils from forcing humans to be their slaves or the Fallen Angels from using them as a means of reproduction!"

"Leave, we won't ask you again."

"You-!" Cao Cao clenched his fists.

"Cao Cao, we can't fight these two and you know that." Jeanne looked around the room in worry.

"This isn't over yet!" Cao Cao growled before storming out.

"Well, that went as well as I expected. I think I'll go check in everyone at the Summit, I'll be right back."

"Hn, we really should just kill that guy." Sasuke muttered to himself.

"Hey- Koneko? Why are you hanging upside down?"

"Just get me down from here." Koneko deadpanned.

"Just a second, gotta write this down quickly. We're definitely doing this with all the other girls later." Naruto chuckled as he wrote down some things, "You mind doing this naked later?

"Do we have to talk about this with all these mages here?" Koneko glared at him, albeit blushing profusely.

"Oh..." Naruto looked around the room, "I didn't even notice you gals... I gotta say, those are some great outfits! Really pop out all your breasts." Naruto looked down at his book again, "You mind flashing me really quickly?"

"Don't ask them that! I can just do that for you later." Koneko huffed.

"I thought you didn't wanna talk about this stuff in front of them." Naruto laughed.

"Doesn't mean you should ask these bitches to flash you, nya."

"Oooh, feisty today? I dig it... Who's this girl by the way?" Naruto pointed to Koneko's left.

"That's Gasper. He's a dude."

"Impossible!" Naruto clenched his chest, "Oh no... We'll fuck me I guess."

"Enough talk! Stay where you are or else I'll slice up this Devil's pretty face!" One of the mages said as she took out a dagger.

Naruto frowned, "Now that's not very nice. I wouldn't recommend it."

The mage smirked and dragged her dagger across Koneko's cheek.

Naruto raised his arm, "I warned you."

"Don't do anything rash, boy! You better not move from your spot!"

Naruto smirked, "All right, I'll just kill you from here."

"What do you—." The mage was cut off as a golden arm shot out towards her face and instantly crushed her skull.

The mages flinched back.

"Now, I will kindly ask you to fuck off before you get the same treatment as your friend."

The mages clenched their teeth but did as he said.

"Nice meeting you!" Naruto waved them goodbye sarcastically.

"Took you long enough." Koneko dusted herself off after getting up.

"Hey, you should be praising me!"

"I'll praise you later, unless you want me to do it right now?"

"Hmmm, tempting offer but with this guy here? No thanks." Naruto turned to Gasper, "Yo! Stop crying, or I'll give you a real reason right now."

"I'm sorry!" Gasper sobbed.

"I still can't believe you're a dude... This information pains me."

Koneko rolled her eyes, "Get over it. The world is full with plenty of women."

"Well yeah, but this guy is hotter than some girls out there... This is Haku all over again." Naruto mumbled to himself.

"Let's get going. Are you gonna help?"

"I still refuse to believe Haku was a boy, too pretty to be a dude..." Naruto continued mumbling to himself.

Koneko sighed as she walked over to flick Naruto's forehead.

"Owie, what is it?"

"Are you gonna stay and help us, nya?"

"That depends..."

"On what exactly?"

"Lots of things..." Naruto giggled.

Koneko groaned, "Spill it already."

"Alright, we're gonna spend some time together once this is done."

"Already said that." Koneko nodded.

"Only after you sit down with me and your sister."

"Fine. Let's get going then." Koneko walked away grumbling.

Naruto turned to Gasper, "Isn't she adorable."

"Wah, don't look at me!"

"Hello everyone! How're we all doing?" Naruto looked around, "That's a lot of mages... Although, I gotta say, this display from all of you is rather underwhelming."

"We're just glad you're here to help." Issei sighed in relief.

"Oh yeah, no problem." Naruto waved it off, "If you excuse me, I'm gonna go interrupt Azazel's fight." He said as he donned SPSM before he flew next to the Devil and Fallen Angel.

"Ah, Naruto. Don't worry, I've got this handled."

"So, you're Naruto..." Katerea tensed up.

"That's me... Now, I can tell you have something that Ophis was stupid enough to gift you with so I'm gonna give you a choice."

"And that is?"

"You can come with me and Ophis can take away what she gave you or you die here."

"You insolent child! Who the fuck do you think you are?!" Katerea sneered.

Naruto scratched the back of his head in annoyance, "I was trying to be nice you know? Sasuke probably would've killed you already."

"Tsk! Shut up! I'm going to kill you and then use your body for my pleasure." Katerea snarled as the black tendrils of Ophis' snakes wrapped around her.

Naruto frowned as he aimed a truth seeking orb at the Devil, "That's not very nice."

"Maybe I'll just keep you alive so I can break you into a mindless— Urk!" She looked down at her pierced stomach, now disintegrating, "W-What is this?"

She looked up at Naruto in horror as she realized her fate and let out a blood curling scream, "Noooo! I can't die now!"

"Now that that's over, I suggest everyone go home and have a relaxing day. Actually, make it a relaxing weekend!" Naruto said happily, "I don't recommend for anyone to try anything now..."

Vali frowned, knowing that was meant for him.

Azazel glanced at Vali before nodding, "I completely agree! Today has been a very hectic day, more than it had to be."

"It's nice that you'll all get along now. I gotta go now, I got things and people to see." Naruto saluted as he flew down to pick up Koneko, Xenovia and Irina.

"Eep!" Irina clung onto him tighter.

"I could've just flown." Koneko reminded him.

"This way's faster."

"What're these black orbs, Naruto?" Xenovia asked.

"Yeah, I'd be careful not to touch those..."

If I ever write a story with Haku in it, he's gonna be a girl. That's mostly due to my disappointment as a child when I found out Haku was in fact not a girl :(

I was gonna make it longer but I decided against it since that'd take more time for me to update this.

Hopefully this means I can start updating more regularly because I'm frankly frustrated with how long I take now.