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"My fucking god! Why the fuck did Horus have to be a goddamn idiot?! I swear if his soul was still around I would have murdered the shit out of him a thousand times!" "Bitch" shouted with a scowl on her face. "FUCKING HORUS!"

"I just…really? Everyone really should know how to deal with chaos properly. As in DON'T kill everyone on a planet for heresy you idiot," Middle Sister said, sounding disgusted with the current state

"At least there are some honorable aliens out there…" Yami said.

Far away, Kitten felt someone praising the Tau and he looked mad. Despite wearing full armor.

"Especially Commander Farsight. I hope to meet him someday…" Yami said as she closed her eyes, thinking about him.

"At least those inquisition members are sent into the Warp," Inquisitive Sister said as she sighed.

"You know I want to see the Imperium and help others for myself," Big-M said.

"So do I," Yumi said.

"I want to murder the shit out those traitors myself if I get my hands on them!" Foul-Mouthed Sister said as she was pissed.

"I'll also make sure to dismantle the Genestealer Cults and Chaos Cults who are hidden away," Inquisitive Sister said.

Somewhere in the Warp…one member of the Inquisition felt someone say Genestealer and started pointing in her general direction.

"Now Father we must go on a journey for we will make sure to screw over those foul heretics for ruining the Imperium," Big-M said.

"THAT'S MY GIRL," the Emperor said. "=D"

"Be safe sisters. The galaxy is a deadly place in this current age," Rogal Dorn said.

They left with a wave.

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-Several Minutes Later-

The sisters were back on their ships.

"So big sis? Where shall we go first anyway?" Middle Sister asked.

"We will have a talk with this one Necron lord by the name of Trazyn the Infinite," Big-M said.

"A Necron?" The Middle Sister asked.

"Well APPARENTLY this one holds a collection of MANY things like a hive tyrant, and even some Titans from all races, including us humans," Big M said.

"Really?" Yumi asked. "How were you able to know about this?"

"Because while Father was telling us information on the Necrons I secretly got a book about the Necrons and it told me about them, including about one Trazyn," Big M said. "But back on topic, perhaps we can get something out of him that could be of use for us at the very least."

"Let's fuck him up!" "Bitch" said.

"I agree. At least we have our Astartes to help us with this task. Let us go," Big M said.

They went through the warp to go to Trazyn's home of sorts.

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-One Warp Travel Later-

The Primarch sisters' fleet arrived at their destination, which was the tomb world of Solemnace. It didn't look very welcoming.

"Well this doesn't look welcoming at all," Big-M said.

"So how do we go about dealing with this Necron anyways?" The Middle Sister asked.

"We charge right in there and fuck the shit out of that stupidass mechanical ass of that Necron ass!" The Foul-Mouthed Sister said as she raised her weapon.

"Well, that Xeno likes deals right? Perhaps we can negotiate with him perhaps?" Middle Sister asked.

"We don't FUCKING talk with that terminator-looking ass motherfuckers!" The "bitch" shouted in anger.

"She has a point you know. Trazyn is capable of stasis locking an entire group of soldiers ESPECIALLY from what I heard about what happened to an entire hive fleet or something," Inquisitive Sister said.

"See? No negotiation!" The Foul-Mouthed Primarch said.

"Which is why I think the best way to beat him is to beat him at his own game as he can catch us like little monsters with no effort. Literally. I believe if we challenge that Necron to a game which we can win, then we can perhaps gain something of him," the Middle Sister said.

"Though we do not know what to gain from him…" Yumi said as she sighed.

"Maybe we can ask him?" Tech sister said.

"How will we even do that? It's not like he's going to just come and asks ourselv-" Middle Sister was interrupted as Trazyn the Infinite decided to connect to their communications.

"Why hello there," Trazyn said.

"I stand corrected," Middle Sister said.

"To think I will be visited by some Imperials," Trazyn said.

"Do you know why we're here?" Big-M said.

"Well you didn't come wanting to destroy me so it must be because you want my collection," Trazyn said.

"So you do know. But we are willing to make a deal," Big M said.

"I know that, too," Trazyn said.

"What you don't know you FUCKING Xeno?!" Foul-Mouthed Primarch angrily asked.

"My, your sister is rather rude isn't she?" Trazyn said, unfazed by that rude remark.

"Yeah she is like that all the time…" Tech sister said.

"Enough talk. I am curious about what is in your collection…" Big-M said.

"I thought so. Let me show you my list," Trazyn said.

He then brought up his list and started reading it out loud.

"Well I do have all types of titans from aliens, Xenos to your titans," Trazyn said.

"Told you," Big M said.

"Then I have this Krork in my collection, a Custodes, an Eldar from the War in Heaven…" Trazyn said as he listed other stuff. "A cabal of Dark Eldar, an Ouija Board, some Men of Iron, all the games from that old human game corporation called Fromsoftware…

"Oh my…so many…" Tech Sister said.

He continued.

"And a fully cloned body of Pre-Chaos Fulgrim," Trazyn said.

"Wait WHAT?!" Big M asked out loud.

"That's what surprises you?" Trazyn asked looking confused.

"Of course that surprises me! Wasn't he a Daemon Primarch or something?! How in my father's name did you get a clone of one of the most LOYAL Primarchs before his corruption?!" Big-M shouted.

"Oh that's a LONG story," Trazyn said.

"Well do tell because I am curious," Yumi said.

"Well, I was actually approached by one of those chaos worshipers by the name of Fabius Bile. He wanted something of me for some help, which is the lost gene seeds of the Emperor's Children and he had on him this fine specimen of a Primarch which from what I heard holds all the personality of Fulgrim before falling to chaos," Trazyn said.

"FABIUS BILE?!" Yumi yelled.

"Yep. He just gave me that clone. In exchange I just gave him gene seeds of the Emperor's Children," Trazyn said.

The sisters were speechless.

"Why so shocked?" Trazyn asked.

"Shocked?! You better believe you fucker! How the hell did a FUCKING HERETIC manage to successfully make a clone of one of our MOST LOYAL brothers to our fucking father!" The Foul-Mouthed Sister asked.

"He told me that someone would be looking for that clone. And that said someone would ask something like that, so he prepared a recorded message as an answer," Trazyn said. He then pulled out a tape recorder and pressed play.

"Bitch, I can clone ANYONE!" Fabius Bile's voice came out from the recorder.

"Now I want to learn how to perfect cloning!" Tech sister shouted.

Trazyn continued.

"But yes that is one of the many other stuff in my collection. Though I would love to see you all added to my collection," Trazyn said.

"Sorry, as the Emperor's Daughter I refuse! And instead, want the clone!" Big M said.

"And why would I want to give it to you?" Trazyn asked.

"I challenge you to a…" Big-M said as she tried hard to think of what she can challenge him to. "Wait, what's it called again? Fuck, I forgot!"

"I'm pretty sure some entities of order and law would be onto us if you said the name out loud, anyway," Middle Sister said.

"Well, there's what father once called it. DEATH FIGHT OF FUCKING MONSTERS WHO FUCK EACH OTHER THE FUCK UP!" Yumi said.

"Oh, now I remember! Yeah, I challenge you to that game!" Big-M said as she grinned arrogantly.

"Uh. I honestly expected you to challenge me to a Children's Card Game," Trazyn said.

"It's not! It's the best game ever! And it is so violent and scary!" Big-M said.

Trazyn was deadpanning at this.

"We should've brought Kitten with us," Middle Sister said.

"Yep," Tech Sister said.

Tech sis thought: 'I think we should try to find Kitten while she is playing with him.'

They took their ships and left with their respective space marine fleets.

"Let's do this!" Big-M said.

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-Several Hours Later-

Kitten and Magnus are hunting for a Crotalid because the latter really wanted its skin to be made into a sweet cloak.

"Steady...Steady…" Kitten said as he was aiming his spear gun thingy to shoot and then managed to fire at the beast. He managed to score a direct hit to the Crotalid's head and killed it on the spot.

"Crockey, mate, that was amazing!" Magnus said he was impressed. As soon as they did so. A fleet of Imperial ships arrived above the planet.

Meanwhile in the Command Bridge of the Grand Inquisition.

"Looks like we are here," Inquisitive Sister said as she set foot on the ground.

Unlike the Imperium ships, the ships of the Primarch Sisters are much faster and safer than the ones used by the Imperium of Man. Mainly due to those ships not following the regulations of the Adeptus Mechanicus.

Kitten gasped.

"What the?" Kitten asked as he was very confused.

"Why is there a group of ships here?!" Magnus said as he was just as shocked.

"Enemy?" Boreale said.

"Yes!" Diomedes said.

Magnus was very surprised.

"I do not know…." kitten said.

Then an advanced and shiny-looking version of the thunder hawk came down from the sky with others, bearing the emblem of the Order of the Middle, came down from one of the ships. As soon as it landed a group of female space marines relating to the Middle Sister came out with their shiny armors. The one who came out first was none other than the Middle Sister.

"Magnus?" Middle Sister said.

"Middle Sister?" Magnus said.

"When did you get back?!" Magnus asked, clearly shocked at seeing his sister back once again.

"When did YOU get back?!" Middle said. "Weren't you a traitor or something?"

"I got better," Magnus said.

"Also who are these two?" Middle Sister asked, referring to Boreale and Diomedes.

Other thunder hawks arrived as well as soon as they landed the other female space marines came out with their Primarchs also coming out as well.

"Well if it isn't that book-reading FUCKING heretic!" The Foul-Mouthed Sister said with a snarl.

"Do you want explosive toasters?" Tech sister asked.

"Oh great, you are there as well?" Magnus said.

He didn't sound happy to see her.

"I'm here though," Yumi said.

"You're not the pesky one," Magnus said.

"Are you talking about me you little sh-" "Bitch" was interrupted by Middle Sister just smacking her away.

"Anyways we are actually here for Kitten," Middle Sister said.

"Me?" Kitten said.

"Yes, you. You see, Big Sister is currently trying to fight Trazyn the Infinite in DEATH FIGHT OF FUCKING MONSTERS WHO FUCK EACH OTHER THE FUCK UP," Inquisitive Sister said.

"Oh great…" Magnus said sounding unamused. "Why did she have to do it?"

"Because she's the fucking emperor's daughter that's what...or something or what…" Foul-Mouthed Sister said as she got up from being smashed by Middle Sister.

"She takes WAY too much from him…" Magnus said, referring to their father.

"Hopefully Kitten can help…" Yumi said.

"Well if it's a card game, I know of one…" Kitten said.

"No, it's not, though…" Yumi said.

"Oh," Kitten said.

"By the way, why is she challenging one of the most dangerous Necron Lords out there?" Magnus said as he was curious.

"Because Trazyn holds a fully cloned Fulgrim who has NO chaos corruption whatsoever," Middle Sister said.

"DAMN IT, FABIUS BILE!" Magnus said as he looked very pissed off as he knew who did it.

"We need Kitten's help to get Fulgrim's clone," Middle Sister said.

"And why would you want that?" Magnus said.

"My sisters and I want to fix the Imperium and get rid of the corruption plaguing it," Inquisitive Sister said.

"And Big Sister is nowhere near as great at card games as she likes to think she is," Middle Sister said.

"Well, she wasn't really good from what I remember…" Kitten said.

"You even beat her, remember?" Middle Sister said.

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-FLASHBACK 10,000 years ago-

"And, though this is not exactly the right line for the right game, checkmate," Kitten said as he won Children's Card Game against Big-M.

"...Fuck," Big Sis said looking dumbstruck. "This is retarded!"

"Good thing I bet on him," Middle Sister said, sounding smug.

Big Sis's dumbstruck look turned into fury.

"TRAITOR! THIS IS FUCKING HERESY!" Big-M said.

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-End flashback-

"Now then, we should go now…" Yumi said.

"Right," Kitten said. "I am more than willing to help with dealing with that metallic Xeno."

They left via the thunder hawks and once they are on the ships of the Female Primarchs, they then entered the warp to go back to Solemnace.

A/n: So here's the newest chapter of Sis Tales with a lot of stuff happening here with a reunion between Magnus and some of the Female Primarchs as well! Hope you guys enjoy this chapter!