Chris: Last week on Total Drama Island! Right smack in the middle of the Month of Loooove, we had the contestants pay off our bills by making cheesy commercials for our sponsors! We also had them run the gauntlet on my lovingly-made Little Nightmares 2 life-size replica obstacle course! Half the contestants screamed their lungs out running through the haunted city, while the other half went batshit INSANE in the Pink Rooms! In the end, Brian's problematic commercial and LSP's weak performance in the maze sent them both packing!
This week, we're bringing back the OG Talent Show Challenge, but with a twist! And if you're thinking "Hey, Chris, is the twist making the challenge generate tons of cash for you again?", then you are ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! Our eighteen remaining contestants will recreate the most iconic concert event with their own talents and compete to generate the most ticket sales! Who will bop? Who will flop? And who will make an iconic reference to Artpop? Find out this week on TOTAL! DRAMA! FANDOM! ISLAND!
[The theme song plays.]
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine, you guys are on my mind [Patrick wakes up under the lake, pulls a Krabby Patty out of his pocket and eats it, burping and creating a small tidal wave towards the beach], you asked me what I wanted to be [Arthur and Sasha are having a picnic on the beach just as the tidal wave hits them] and I think the answer is plain to see, I wanna be famous [Cyborg is recharging himself with a solar panel array when the weather suddenly turns Arctic. Cut to Gray laughing and Hermione shaking her head] I wanna live close to the sun [Darcy is looking for the Immunity Idol on the river riding Amethyst, shape-shifted as a canoe. They fall into the waterfall]. Go pack your bags cause I've already won [Sans is standing asleep on a log, blipping out of the way just in time as Mabel rappels across with her grappling hook], everything to prove nothing in my way [Mabel slams into the outhouse, causing Seraphine to fall out], I'll get there one day. [Brian and Raymond, tied up, look on in horror as Chef serves them 'mystery meat', meanwhile Bakugou is armwrestling an arm of sand conjured by Gaara next to him. Bakugou loses.] Cause I wanna be famous. [LSP and Ponyhead are taking selfies by the steps on the beach] Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! [Baljeet is writing on his organizer while Lisa is playing her saxophone as fireworks go off in the sky] I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous [At the campfire, Jett and Jason are about to kiss when Barry pops up and fines them] (Whistling in tune)
Italic means Confessional!
[Gopher's Cabin, Boys Side]
Barry: It's another blessed day of not being sent home! Geez, are there really just three boys left here?
Raymond: Indeed, mon garcon, we have been rather shredded down to the bare minimum
Jason: Well, maybe we can make it so no one goes home this week. Let's get up and find out what this week's challenge is…
[Girls Side]
Amethyst: Sera, speak to me, you still feeling, uh…
Jett:...crazy?
Darcy: Mmm, she's got it bad from those River Acheron fumes. We need a powerful antidepressant draught, such as-
Amethyst: Blue Diamond Tears
Darcy: Yes, that will work perf- HOW DID YOU KNOW
Amethyst: Well, I'm technically a former subordinate of hers, so she sent me a bottle of her evaporated tears to use as I need it, though I don't know if I'll even need this, it's practically bottled euphoria
Lisa: The drug, the state of mind or the Netflix show?
Amethyst: Um, the middle one, I think
Darcy: Anyways, we can use that to cure Seraphine of her state. Mind if I borrow that phial, Amethyst?
Amethyst: Knock yourself out
Darcy: Ha! I can't believe it! I just got one of the most powerful bases for potions so potent, potions I can use to bend this competition to my will!
Darcy: Alright, I can't believe I'm using white magic, but I guess a witch that can't curse can't heal, and I can certainly hex a bitch when I need to, so…
[Darcy coaxes the magical fumes up Searphine's nostrils. In a few moments, she awakens and sits up]
Jett: It worked!
Lisa: It's so cool to see real witchcraft on the field!
Darcy: Oh, Lisa, I remember being such a drooling young first-year. A pity that will make you a pawn and a fall girl every time, until you wise up like I did…
Jason: Ladies? We're going to assemble at the grounds now-
[Jason walks in on the girls in a circle around Seraphine, doing what looks like a Dark Magic ritual]
Jason: ….
Mabel: WE'RE DOING WITCHY THINGS!
Jason: Erm… okay…
Darcy: I bet he likes getting a good look at a powerful witch in action!
Jason: I HATE seeing that stuff. Even when it's Hazel doing it sometimes. That stuff gives me the creeps…
[Bass Cabin, Girls Side]
Ponyhead: [still crying after LSP's elimination]
Sasha: I can't believe we're down to three girls
Hermione: It's awful that LSP's gone, but at least we're stronger for it. She was honestly the weakest link in the Bass
Ponyhead: OH MY GOSH, HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HER?! She was sooo smar… I mean she was so stron… I mean she was so helpfu…. I MEAN YEAH, SHE WAS A WALKING MESS, BUT YOU DIDN;T HAVE TO SAY IT! [starts crying harder]
Hermione: Just use her elimination to motivate you. You're far better at magic than her, now that you're not joined at the hip with her, it's your chance to expand and show what you're capable of!
Sasha: Yeah! Sometimes you just need to get out of someone's shadow before you can start shining!
Ponyhead: I guess you're right, girls…
[Boys Side]
Cyborg: Man, it's such a bummer LSP's gone, she was quite the party girl!
Gray: Maybe so, but she's more invasive than the Blue Pegasus guild master, talk about stalking. Only my girlfriend tops her
Gaara: She follows me in the middle of the night to the outhouse and yells stuff like "GOTCHA!" or "PERIODT!" when she gets caught. It was bordering on creepy
Arthur: Well, so much for 'women can't harass men'', but I believe that's the bell for breakfast and if I may do so, I'm using the hotpot grill to make us a Full English with what's in the pantry, I'm FAMISHED
Sans: Is that why you're already defrosting the bacon strips on your face?
Baljeet: Those are his brows, Sans!
Arthur: I happen to know a dozen omnidirectional spells that will instantly kill a 1HP dodgertroll as yourself Sans, I wouldn't push it
Sans: Point taken! [blips away]
Arthur: By the way, random question, if you were to play Dungeons and Dragons, Gaara, what class would you choose?
Gaara: Wizard
Arthur: [brightens in joy] I assume because it's the best class?
Gaara: Well, because-
Gaara: I… was about to completely embarrass myself when
Cyborg: Coz wizards are cool AF! BB always classes as a wizard in our games!
Arthur: Wizard? A Druid of Beast Boy's talents?
Cyborg: It's just his preference. He gets Raven to do his special effects. Wizards are just so hot, right, Gaara?
Gaara: Erm, yes. What's hotter than wizards? NOTHING
[Outside, Gray takes his shirt off, making the Gopher girls scream and look away]
Gaara: I rest my case
Gaara: STUPID! STUPID! YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE!
[Grounds]
Sasha: That was the best breakfast ever! The bacon tasted funny, though
Sans: I think you meant burnt
Arthur: I was distracted, okay?!
Jett: You're feeling yourself now, Seraphine?
Seraphine: Yeah, thanks for your help guys!
Darcy: The last thing we need is for our challenge winner to be out of action this week! Let's keep this streak going, girls!
Mabel: GIRL POWER!
Lisa: I love the energy we've created here
[A large theater stage looms over the forest opening]
Seraphine: Oh, wow, are we going to a concert? I love the setting
Lisa: Good thing I brought my saxophone!
Arthur: And I've memorized all the works of Shakespeare and others! What's the challenge, Chris?
Chris: I'm glad you guys are still raring to go after last week's grueling challenge! This week, you guys are going to do the Talent Show challenge! But this time, instead of a talent show, you are going to do a fundraising concert!
Seraphine: Neat! Who's the charity?
Chris: Oh, it's the best one! Me!
Lisa: Well, that was very late-stage capitalism of you…
Cyborg: Say no more, Chris! My sick beats will have crowds selling their kidneys!
Baljeet: And I can solve calculus problems on the spot!
Amethyst: While dangling upside down over a pool of sharks?! I saw that on YouTube once…
Baljeet: Ah…
Chris: Well, that can be arranged, B-man, but for now, here is the proper mechanics! The two teams will organize a concert with nine acts each. You can impersonate famous artists you'd expect at Coachella!
Ponyhead: LIKE BEYONCE?!
Chris: Beyonce and more! You'll compete for ticket sales and crowd sizes, the team with the bigger concert wins!
Darcy: It's going to be an absolute spectacle with ME as the centerpiece. I'll be the event horizon pulling everyone into my orbit!
Lisa: I'm still hoping Chris was joking about the charity
Jett: I wish Neon were here, she loves singing, she can hit those Ariana Grande notes effortlessly
Raymond: Is this like a recital?! Oh goodness, my piano skills are rusty, I simply MUST rehearse before the big show!
Arthur: If it's a spectacle they seek, they need look no further than the mastermind behind The Beatles and Adele!
Gray: Talent show, huh? This is more up Lucy's alley
Gaara: Cyborg keeps telling me about Greenday, why, though?
Darcy: OK, people! We need a production program, stat!
Seraphine: Alright! Does anyone want to be the frontliner?
[Lisa raises her hand]
Lisa: Nothing like some fine jazz to get a concert started!
Seraphine: Alright, does anyone want to actually impersonate any of your faves?
Mabel: Well, Seraphine, you'd make an awfully good Ariana Grande
Seraphine: Gee, I'm not so sure….
Darcy: Of course, you are! You're the biggest… well, one of the biggest stars in this team and you can function as the perfect centerpiece! Unless you're nervous?
Seraphine: Oh, no. It's just…
Mabel: I can do Melanie Martinez! I love her sweet aesthetics!
Lisa: I hope she doesn't mean the subtext as well…
Amethyst: I LOVED Avril LAvgine back in the 2000's! I could be a one-gem rock band!
Raymond: Hmmm, I think I can practice the piano just in time for the performance
Darcy: Oh no, we have other plans for you…
Barry: OK, so the girls all have their plans, but what about us?!
Jason: Crap, you're right, I can't sing for shit
Barry: Maybe we can break dance together?!
Jett: No, I'm taking that. I've always wanted to do a dance cover of my fave CL single!
Amethyst: Jason, listen, you've got this good boy next door vibe going on and maybe you can use this challenge as a way to break out!
Darcy: She's right! I'd love to see you going punk, maybe The Cab?
Jason: The WHAT now-
Barry: What about me?
Darcy: [rolls eyes] Well someone has to distribute fliers…
[Bass Discussion]
Arthur: They want a concert? We'll give them a show they'll never forget! Let this old rock legend carry this show! [Pulls out rock guitar and rock outfit]
Hermione: Good Lord, I can smell the grunge from here
Cyborg: Aye, but don't forget my sick beats will be driving this party too!
Sasha: Yeah, and I want to showcase my dancing to my fave Caravan Palace tracks!
Gray: And you can't rock it without other band members, and I have no plans doing this shit solo, how about you, Gaara?
Gaara: Hm? Well, yes, we could be a band. I have tried drums before…
Gaara: My sister begged me never to try it again…
Sans: Still feeling glum, Sparkles?
Ponyhead: Oh, Sans, I know you're trying to cheer me up, but I really can't find myself getting into the groove right now
Baljeet: What you need is a performance of affirmation!
Ponyhead: Is that one of them witchcraft things?
Hermione: [rolls eyes] No, Pony, he means maybe you can use your performance as a way of getting over LSP's elimination and affirming yourself as an independent player in this thing! You must have a playlist of some sort that makes you feel… confident
Ponyhead: Well… there is something I can use…
Chris: Alright campers! I need to see a draft of your plans so you guys don't end up embarrassing us all on live TV later!
The Gophers': New Directions 2022
Lindsey Stirling and Dia Frampton (Lisa and Mabel) Seraphine convinced me that I should pursue new directions in my musical capabilities, so I'll show you what I can do with another instrument!
Avril Lavigne (Amethyst) I'm gonna ROCK this Island to dust! Let's go, guys!
Wonho (Raymond) An 'open mind' is a prerequisite to pursuing new directions, no?
The Cab (Jason) So this is the band that made all those cheesy nightcore tracks…
2NE1 (Seraphine, Jett and Darcy) I know, "Ugh, Darcy, your mind!" I need to bring two backup dancers if I'm going to steal this show!
Bass: Work the Cabin Down!
Marshmello and Alan Walker (Cyborg and Baljeet) We're bringing the beat as our opening act!
Caravan Palace (Sasha) I bet you've never seen fancy footwork like THIS!
Sans (Sans) No further explanation needed
Hwasa (Ponyhead) Alright, Ponyhead, it's time you learned to love yourself and be the baddest B you are!
Green Day (Arthur, Gray and Gaara) Is this the Green Day you guys keep telling me about?
Chris: Wow, this is looking like top ratings! Love it, looking forward to seeing this, campers. Don't fuck it up!
Who will have the better concert?
/polls/DwyoqMlPDgA
The concert goes underway
Raymond: I'm SO nervous!
Mabel: Here, lemme give you a hug!
Raymond: [walks over]
Mabel: [slaps Raymond] YOU IDIOT! YOU DON'T HUG FOR LUCK IN A CONCERT!
Jett: Let's not get carried away here, we'll crush it!
Darcy: Mmhmm, as soon as I get done setting up my magics for special effects. Granger can only dream of these babies! [sets up sparkling orbs primed to burst at climax of each performance]
Jason: I REALLY don't think I'm cut out for this kind of gig…
Darcy: Trust me, you'll do great
[Hermione snoops around the Gophers' backstage]
Hermione: I am VERY suspicious of Darcy getting hold of those Blue Diamond Vapors. I'd better make sure she's not using magic potions to gain an unfair advantage… or to manipulate her team!
Gaara: Where's Hermione?
Gray: Setting up special effects. She doesn't exactly come across as a performer, she'd rather with behind the scenes
Arthur: That's perfectly fine, someone needs to run the show backstage
[all three gasps]
Ponyhead: Step aside, namja, I'm here to slay
Gaara: We might actually win this
Arthur: Leave it to unicorns to shock and awe the people every time
Chris: Just to help you guys get the crowds worked up, here's Gwen and Courtney to help you guys out!
Courtney: Damn it, Chris, this IS NOT part of our contract, but this WILL be fun
Gwen: Let's get this thing over with!
[Familiar chords start playing]
Courtney: Good for you, I guess you moved on really easily/You found a new girl and it only took a couple weeks/ Remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world?
Gwen: I waited eight long months, she finally set him free/I told him I couldn't lie, he was the only one for me/ Two weeks and we had caught on fire/ She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile!
Courtney: WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTHY, NOT ME, IF YOU EVEN CARED TO ASK!
Gwen: WELL, IT WAS NEVER MY INTENTION TO BRAG, To steal it all away from you now!
Courtney: I've lost my mind, I've spent the night cryin' on the floor in my bathroom-
Duncan: TIL THEN, I WALK ALONE! I- [gets yeeted offstage by Courtney]
Gaara: Thank you, that was going to spoil our performance
Gwen: When the heck did HE get here, anyway?
Arthur: Well, you've done it now, the crowd's eating up this drama! We need to follow up, Cyborg! Baljeet! Now!
[Cyborg and Baljeet lay down some sick beats and get the crowds raving]
Darcy: Argh! We need to take the momentum back! Mabel! Lisa! You're up!
[Lisa worked her strings and danced onstage as Mabel belted out her songs]
Mabel: WE ARE GIANTS! WE ARE GIANTS!
[The crowd goes wild]
Lisa: [pirouettes in the air while playing her violin]
Arthur: Good show! But Sasha's got this now!
Sasha: Here I come! [Wonderland by Caravan Palace starts playing as she takes centerstage, breakdancing and pop-locking. The crowds cheer]
[Props go haywire, but Sasha, quite literally, tap-dances around them]
Hermione: I know you're using the Blue Diamond vapors to manipulate your teammates Darcy! That's against the rules and regulations of both this program and the Magical Community at large!
Darcy: Oh, please, halfling, go eat a-
Amethyst: AYYOOOO, YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER, BETTER TO FUCK WITH SOMEONE LIKE ME!
[crowds are hysterical]
Hermione: I'm warning you, Darcy, one more violation and I'm heading straight to Chris!
Darcy: Good luck trying to prove your point to him, I'm not called the Witch of Illusions for nothing!
Hermione: When I'm done exposing you, they'll call you the Witch of Dum-
Sans: …So two witches walk into a bar…
[crowds cackling]
Darcy: Get ready, Jason, we're stealing this show! Drink this!
Jason: Oh, no, I'm not taking steroids
Darcy: It's a luck potion you silly jock
Hermione: Aha! Illegally-concocted Felix Felicis! She's getting sacked for this!
Hermione: Don't drink that! You could get booted with her when I expose her!
Jason: Excuse me-
Darcy: Really, Hermione, did you really think I could make the real Felix Felicis in these conditions?! I was just psyching my team up! It's basic gaslighting and girlbossing! Now, get lost!
Hermione: A quick Revelio Charm will make sure!
[The Revelio Charm reveals that..]
Raymond: HWAH! [dancing to Wonho's 'Open Mind']
[crowd goes awww]
Arthur: This is getting out of hand! Ponyhead, now or never!
Ponyhead:La li lalalai lala li lalai, La li lalalai lala li lalai
[Crowd whispers]
Ponyhead: Modudeul miwohaneura aesseonne/ Nal muneotteurimyeon/ Babi doena (Ay)
[crowd screaming]
Ponyhead: Maria, Maria
Neol wihan mariya
Binnaneun bamiya
Neol goeropijima
Oh, Maria
Neol wihan mariya
Mwo hareo adeungbadeunghae
Imi areumdaunde
[Crowd has no choice but to stan]
[The spell reveals the 'potion' was just orange juice]
Darcy: Dammit! Jason, let's go!
Hermione: I'm keeping an eye on you!
Darcy: You do that, while your team stage production falls apart!
Hermione: Wha-
[Ponyhead literally works the stage down as Hermione's charms fall off due to her distraction]
Hermione: Oh, Merlin's pants!
Arthur: Very worn out and not something you'd like to see at night, I assure you. Alright Gaara, Gray, we're up, get ready to be pelted with undergarments!
Gray: [sarcastically] Yippee
Gaara: I'm not exactly looking forward to that
Darcy: Let's show them how we do a KPOP song right, girls!
Naega jeil jal naga!
[Crowd goes bonkers as Darcy, Jett and Seraphine cut up the rug onstage with their dance moves]
Bam, ra-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta (Beat!)
Darcy: Top that, Boring-thee-Stallion!
Ponyhead: I still believe in Hwasa supremacy, witch!
Gaara: [decides to pour in his emotions in the song]
Hermione: Wait, I thought you were the lead vocals, Arthur?
Arthur: Heavens, no! I need a lad who can pour the hurt inside him into the mic, and Gaara is the chap for that job!
Gaara: I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known…
[girls fainting in the crowd]
Gaara: My shadow's the only one that walks beside me! My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating! Sometimes, I wish, someone out there would find me. Till then, I walk alone!
[fainted people getting airlifted off the island]
Darcy: [bites lip] Hecate have mercy, he's an absolute hunk out there. Jason! You have to beat him!
Jason: [shrugs] I'll try…
Jason: Dad? Could you ask Apollo to lend me a hand here?!
Jason: Hi
[Fangirls go crazy]
[Sierra: HE'S NOT CODY, BUT THIS IS WHAT THE FANGIRLS WANT! I gotta blog this]
Jason: Um.. ok, so this goes out to a certain girl out there
Jett: Oh crap
Jason: I'm sorry I messed up, if you're watching, I hope you like this, coz this is for you…
Jason: Get out your guns. Battle's begun. Are you a saint or a sinner?
Gray: It's the song that launched a thousand AMVs…
Jason: If love's a fight, then I shall die. With my heart on a trigger
Arthur: Hmph, typical American sentimentality.
Jason: They say before you start a war
You better know what you're fighting for
Well baby, you are all that I adore
If love is what you need, a soldier I will be
Gaara: We're about to lose so badly, aren't we?
Jason: I'm an angel with a shotgun
Fighting til' the wars won
I don't care if heaven won't take me back
I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe
Don't you know you're everything I have?
And I, wanna live, not just survive, tonight
[Crowd goes insane]
Jason: And I'm gonna hide, hide, hide my wings tonight…
Jett: Oh, Jace, I never knew…
Jason: This one's for you…
Jett: [finger heart] Oppa!
Jason: …Piper!
Jett: I-
Sans: Alexa, play For the Broken Coda…
[Phoenix watching all of this on TV: YOOO! LOOK AT HER FACE! SHE REALLY THOUGHT! SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS GETTING IT!]
[Raze, Killjoy and Yoru: *cackling maniacally at Jett*]
Chris: Wow! Guys, you brought the freaking house down!
[stage collapses]
Chris: Literally!
[Everyone's cheering and hugging each other for a job well done]
Chris: Well, it's pretty obvious that the SCREAMING GOPHERS WIN!
[Gophers cheering]
Darcy: Ha! In your face, Bass!
Jason: I haven't felt so… awake for a long time
Jett: Hell yeah, we crushed it!
Amethyst: Jason served!
Lisa: Go team!
Mabel: Go Jason!
Raymond: Pshaw, t'was my dance moves and abs that won this challenge!
Seraphine: Wow, great job guys!
Barry: What did I miss?
[Bass still happy]
Arthur: Well, what's important was that we all had fun and got to let out some steam
Gray: Man, wasn't Hermione in charge of stage production?
Gaara: It was worth the fun
Hermione: Maybe I should've focused on the challenge…
Ponyhead: I got my groove back! Losing ain't nothing!
Baljeet: We had a lot of fun anyway, it doesn't matter!
Cyborg: We STILL brought the house down!
Sasha: I hope every challenge is like this one!
Sans: I guess the world caved in, but we still had a BLAST
Chris: Alright, Bass, prepare to nominate!
Darcy: Have some drinks, guys! You still did a good job, Seraphine made these!
Ponyhead: That's suspicious, that's weird
[Everyone but Hermione drinks]
Hermione: Well, I guess she's not so bad after all, but I don't feel thirsty
Chris: Wow, these results. Hermione, can ya explain how nominations work this season?
Hermione: Of course. I read all about it in the contract: Each contestant gets three votes, the contestant with the most votes plus everyone who gets half or more of those votes are the nominees
Chris: And what happens if someone gets a majority vote?
Hermione: By the very definition of the first rule, that means only that one contestant is nominated. They are, therefore, automatically evicted
Chris: Good, coz that's exactly what happened tonight: With YOU
Hermione: What?!
Chris: Everybody voted for you, while you voted for Ponyhead. Since you got 24 points and she gets 3, which is lower than 12, half of 24, you're the only nominee, and are automatically out!
Hermione: Oh, rubbish! Well, I guess that's what I get for shrinking my duties. Sorry, guys, it seems I must walk to the Dock of Shame
[A boat containing several Hogwarts students, the Weasleys and others, arrives at the Dock]
Sasha: I'm so sorry, Hermione, I really didn't know what came over me!
Hermione: It's alright, Sasha. It's just a game! I'll be busy with a lot of things as soon as I get back to the outside world.
Ron: That was bloody rigged, Hermione. You should've gotten to the Finals!
Hermione: *shrugs*
Harry: Well, I did tell you to try not being an "insufferable-know-it-all" here. They don't exactly share the friendship we have
Hermione: I know, I should've remembered- WHY ARE THE SLYTHERINS HERE?
[Draco, Pansy and Millicent are cackling in the back]
Neville: Terribly sorry, Hermione, but we insisted that all four houses be represented here
Cho: Yeah, too bad they got elected for Slytherin
Pansy: And it's too bad your team decided to ditch you!
Mrs. Weasley: *smacks the Slytherins* That will be enough of that! Hermione, dear, that was a splendid performance, we've been watching since Week One!
Hermione: Oh, thank you!
Hermione: Well, then, I guess this is farewell. Darcy, I'm awfully sorry for suspecting you earlier-
[Suddenly, she gets transported to a shadow dimension with Darcy]
Darcy: Oh, darling. I'm so disappointed. Didn't you at least see through my trick?
Hermione: What do you mean?
Darcy: Didn't you wonder what I actually did with the Blue Diamond Fumes? You were so busy trying to protect my team, you never thought of your own
Hermione: The drinks-
Darcy: [laughs]. They immediately were swayed to vote you off the moment they lapped up those mimosas! I couldn't afford to keep you around long here. You were becoming a rival!
[They snap back to reality]
Darcy: Bye-bye, Hermione!
Hermione:YOU… YOU! I'LL GET- [She suddenly loses the ability to speak]
Draco: *winks at Darcy* [he casted Silencio nonverbally]
Darcy: *winks back*
Darcy: I spent a semester at Hogwarts trying to improve my hexxes. Draco's such a doll
The other contestants wave goodbye to Hermione, unaware of what just happened
Chris: [knows what happened] Heather would NEVER
Chef: She also COULD never, Girl ain't no witch!
Chris: Yeah, I'm totally interested in how far Darcy will go here! Seventeen contestants remain! Can they withstand the classic challenge of "The Sucky Outdoors"? Find out next week on TOTAL! DRAMA! FANDOM! ISLAND!