Chris: Last week on Total Drama Fandom Island, the contestants put on a show at the revamped "Almost Famous" Challenge, while making me extremely rich! From break dancing to KPOP to alt rock, the performances tore down our stage and made the crowds go wild! In the end, Hermione fell for a little blindside by Darcy and was the first contestant to receive a landslide vote, leading to her automatic elimination. Darcy has won the Witches' War! This week, the contestants will take on the OG camping challenge! Of course, we're giving it a little twist this time around to make it fit for our super contestants: Anybody miss Boney Island? See it all right here on TOTAL! DRAMA! FANDOM! ISLAND!
[The theme song plays.]
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine, you guys are on my mind [Patrick wakes up under the lake, pulls a Krabby Patty out of his pocket and eats it, burping and creating a small tidal wave towards the beach], you asked me what I wanted to be [Arthur and Sasha are having a picnic on the beach just as the tidal wave hits them] and I think the answer is plain to see, I wanna be famous [Cyborg is recharging himself with a solar panel array when the weather suddenly turns Arctic. Cut to Gray laughing and Hermione shaking her head] I wanna live close to the sun [Darcy is looking for the Immunity Idol on the river riding Amethyst, shape-shifted as a canoe. They fall into the waterfall]. Go pack your bags cause I've already won [Sans is standing asleep on a log, blipping out of the way just in time as Mabel rappels across with her grappling hook], everything to prove nothing in my way [Mabel slams into the outhouse, causing Seraphine to fall out], I'll get there one day. [Brian and Raymond, tied up, look on in horror as Chef serves them 'mystery meat', meanwhile Bakugou is armwrestling an arm of sand conjured by Gaara next to him. Bakugou loses.] Cause I wanna be famous. [LSP and Ponyhead are taking selfies by the steps on the beach] Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! [Baljeet is writing on his organizer while Lisa is playing her saxophone as fireworks go off in the sky] I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous [At the campfire, Jett and Jason are about to kiss when Barry pops up and fines them] (Whistling in tune)
Italic means Confessional!
[All seventeen contestants are up early at the dining hall]
Sasha: I still can't believe we voted Hermione out
Chris: Alright, campers! Today's challenge is another of the OG challenges with a twist!
Lisa: Is it going to be another money making scheme?
Chris: I wish! But it's just the camping challenge for this week!
Jett: The Sucky Outdoors? That's pretty tame
Chris: Exactly! That's why this season you're taking the campout to Boney Island!
Barry: You mean that big, scary, skull-shaped island with the mutant prehistoric fauna?
Chris: Yep!
Gray: Jett just had to ask?
Jett: I just had to ask…
Raymond: I just HAD to cough up a furball that exact moment
Chris: Canoes and supplies are waiting for you on the shore. Happy camping!
[Gophers]
Jason: Okay, don't worry, I have a camping manual from New Rome, we should be fine
Jett: Here's hoping it doesn't tell us to camp naked on reed beds
Jason: You're thinking of Spartans
Jett: whoops
Amethyst: I can just morph into a tent
Darcy: There's something freaky about sleeping in someone, even if it's a shapeshifter
Amethyst: It's like sleeping inside a Bantha!
Lisa: *PTSD flashbacks*
Mabel: What do you think we'll find on the island?
Raymond: I have butterfly nets ready for them!
Darcy: Fat luck with that. I hear they've got pterodactyl-sized geese up in there
Seraphine: Oh, yes, and I'm hearing they also got giant beavers!
Barry: Bibarels aren't anything to be afraid of! They're our friends! They make dams and stuff!
[Bass]
Sasha: With my survival training at the Corps…
Arthur: …And my expertise from way back to the Era of the Great White Hunters, we'll lead this team to an easy win! Honestly, I can't think of a more suitable challenge for our team!
Gaara: I suppose I can help with the structure we'll camp in
[Beach]
Darcy: Well, here we are, let's get ready to row
Jason: We have to row with the same, steady beat or the canoe will spin in circles
Team: Aye-aye, captain!
Amethyst: Or, you know, I can morph into a motor and just zip us there
Jason: …Good point…
Jason: We're all starting to get stronger as the weeks pass. We should soon be feeling more ourselves by the Merge
Seraphine: You ok, Jett?
Jett: Hmm? Oh, yeah. I'm fine. It's just…
Seraphine: Was it that big oof moment with Jason last week?
Jett: How did you?
Seraphine: I have this way of picking up on the atmosphere
[Bass]
Cyborg: Alright, so we just paddle our way to Boney Island?
Gray: Well, that's easy
Sasha: Stay alert! Chris might throw us a curveball
Ponyhead: Well, I hope it's a loot box of chips, that'll be perfect for camping!
Arthur: Glad to see everyone's in a camping mood! Tally-ho, To Boney Island let's go!
[On Boney Island]
[Pteroducktyl screeches]
Jett: This place is nice, but not nice enough to die in. Let's camp, repack, then get out of here
Jason: Right, Darcy, Raymond, set up the tent. Amethyst, sentry duty. Seraphine, Lisa and Mabel, gather nuts, berries and eggs. Barry, Jett, help me go fishing. I have a plan
Darcy: I love a take-charge man
Jett: I guess leadership skills come naturally when you're the sky god's son…
Jason: [by the river]. So, here's the plan. Barry, have your Piplup freeze the opposite ends of the river so we can trap the fish in. I'll jump in and electrocute them. Jett, you pin down any stragglers with your knives
Jett: Wall them in, then take them down, just like Sage and I used to do. Alright, I'm in
Jason: [takes shirt off] Here I go
Jett: I thought the phrase 'body of a Greek god' was a figure of speech. I-
Barry: I'm feeling some type of way, and I'm not sure I like it
Piplup: Pi-pi-plup!
Lisa: Good thing I got all the edible plants of Canada memorized
Mabel: Ooh, what about these berries?
Lisa: Mabel… that's a toadstool
Mabel: You're telling me a toad sat on this?
Lisa; I, nevermind. Hey, Seraphine, I can't believe I'm saying this, but do you think you could get the birds to gently surrender their hard work by singing to them?
Seraphine: *gasps* Like Fiona in the first Shrek movie?
Lisa: I was thinking like Snow White, but you do you
Seraphine: [clears throat] Aaah ah ahh. Forests, let me hear you make some noise!
Birds: We have no choice but to stan [gives them their eggs]
Mabel: SCORE!
Raymond: Darcy, we all know forested islands have this spooky theme to them, but I was thinking. We can assure extending our win streak if we can tire out the enemy
Darcy: I'm listening
Raymond: Use your Illusions to spook out the other team. I can guide you to them with my sense of smell. While you freak them out with your shadows, I sneak in and steal their map!
Darcy: Raymond, you evil, sneaking, little furball! You'd be a perfect familiar
Raymond: I know, I know. Tis part of my charm. Now, let's get this tent set up
Amethyst: I can help! I can be THE CROCODILE [morphs into crocodile]. Jazz hands
Darcy: Something wicked this way comes!
[Bass]
Gray: Why do I feel as if savage natives are going to pop out and kill us with poison darts?
Arthur: Don't be silly, the frogs and plants used to make the darts you're thinking of don't live this far north. Arrows and blunt weapons, on the other hand…
Gray: Gee, that's so comforting
Sans: They won't get a bone to pick with me!
Ponyhead: [cackles]
Ponyhead: Sans is such a charmer! I love the effort he gives to keep us in, like, a good mood
Sasha: Alright! We can set up camp here, I got all the things we need!
Cyborg: Let her rip! [Cyborg pops out an instant inflatable tent]
Baljeet: I'll get this fire started in no time! [Actually gets it started]
Baljeet: I'm not letting myself get outclassed by Lisa. I'll give my team the brains they need to win this challenge!
Sans: Way to go, champ. Now, I can get started [pulls out hotdogs and starts roasting them]
Gaara: I'll create a perimeter for us [casts a sand wall around the camp]
[Night falls over Boney Island]
[Gophers]
[Thanks to their efforts, the Gophers are feasting on a large gathering of forest offerings]
Darcy: I'm not sure what killed the fish, the lightning, or the sight of a Roman sixpack dropping on them
Jett: And then, Ernesto and Miguel dropped their ghastly burden. The corpse slumped to the floor as the shimmering lady glowed bloody purple and floated towards them. Vengeance had struck!
[collective gasp]
Jett: She sucked their souls dry and left their bodies to be found by the cops the following day. Till this day, no one has solved the mystery of La Reina
[everyone murmuring]
Jett: Your turn, Barry!
Darcy: Raymond and I need to do something. We'll be right back
Amethyst: I'm coming with you, to keep you safe. [winks too hard at Darcy]
Barry: Chickening out on the storytelling, Dars?
Darcy: Oh, Barry, when you're a witch of a caliber as high as mine, you'll see things that can never be safely told around a campfire, lest you summon to you the creatures you speak of
Barry: I-
Darcy: Toodles! Try not to get eaten by La Reina while I'm gone!
Barry: I want my mommy. I want my Championship team to protect me. I WANT MY LIFE-SIZE SUDOWOODO PLUSH!
[Bass Cabin]
Sans: And when Catty and Bratty opened the bag, there was nothing in there but outfits from 2015
Everyone: [meh]
Ponyhead: [screaming]
Everyone: [staring at Ponyhead]
Ponyhead: Oh, hell naw, y'all ain't bout to pretend that wasn't spine-chilling
Sasha: They say a rogue Titan roams this island. Sasquatchanakwa, the Striped Titan!
Gray: Please. A Titan, in Canada?
Arthur: Indeed. The Hyperborean giants make their homes in the virgin forests in the North
Cyborg: Suddenly, telling scary stories doesn't sound like a hot idea
Sans: [drizzles chili on hotdog] I guess you could say it's a chilly idea [bites into hotdog]
[In the bushes]
Amethyst: Alright, Dars. What's the plan?
Darcy: I will cast sigils of malice and hallucination to strike them SHOOK. You burst in, morph into the scariest monster you can think of, and chase them around. Raymond, you sneak in and steal the map, it's likely to be with Arthur or Sasha, since they're team leaders. Got it?
Amethyst and Raymond: Got it!
Darcy: Alright. Let's do this!
Who will return all their players home to Wawanakwa first, the Bass or the Gophers?
/polls/40Zmdp69lga
The Bass barely knew what hit them. Darcy unleashed spectral mists and phantoms around the camp, while Amethyst morphed into a giant crocodile. Raymond snuck into Arthur's tent.
Sasha: OH MY THREE SISTERS, WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?!
Cyborg: [girly screaming]
[Bass begin panicking, except for…]
Arthur: Tsk,tsk. You'll have to do better than that, Gophers. There are no crocodiles native in Canada!
Gaara: Besides, this forest has eyes…
[Dozens of Sand Third Eyes reveal themselves from the bushes]
Gaara: I set up a surveillance system in case you Gophers would try anything funny
[He subdues Amethyst, but the Darcy turns out to be an illusion]
Darcy: Well, I was anticipating your anticipation, pretty boy! [casts darkness orbs on the Eyes and Gaara's face]
Arthur: Finite Incantatem!
[The darkness disappears]
Gaara: My thanks [proceeds to chase Darcy]
Raymond: Ha! I got the ma- [gets frozen]
Gray: Well, that's one way to pin a cat…
Sasha: Well, guys, I suppose a bit of payback is in order?
Cyborg: Gaara, give me the coordinates for their shore landing, I'll send a drone to wreck their canoe!
Gaara: Show him what you know [One Eye interfaces with Cyborg]
Darcy: Crap! We're in massive trouble!
Amethyst: Welp, we're cracked
Raymond: [still frozen]
[Day breaks]
Jason: Where's Darcy and Amethyst?
Seraphine: Ray-ray's not here, either!
Lisa: Knowing them, they probably went ahead. They might have even tried sabotaging the Bass, for all we know
Jason: Fine, we'll go without them, Lisa, leave some signal on camp to tell them we went ahead
Lisa: A sandcastle ought to do the trick
Mabel: I can help! I won a sandcastle making contest last year!
Lisa: That's fantastic! How many sandcastles were there?
Mabel: Er, just mine. Waddles plowed down all the other castles while no one was looking, he he
Lisa: Call me selfish, but I'm so envious of Mabel. I couldn't keep a pet pig around the house. I'd have constant panic attacks thinking Dad might accidentally cook it like his pet lobster… and Spiderpig was…well, an exception to the rule.
Jett: Guys.. What the heck happened to the canoe?!
Seraphine: Omigosh, it's in tatters!
Jason: Don't worry, I have a backup plan. Jett! Can we fly everyone? At least one per trip?
Jett: Sure. We can manage. Let's ferry Lisa and Mabel first
Mabel: I WANNA RIDE JASON!
Lisa: …
Barry: I- I'm not even going to say how awkward that sounds
Barry: IT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT TO RIDE THE JASON!
[Bass Camp]
Ponyhead: Well, so much for gaslighting and girl bossing! We're leaving, guys!
Sans: See ya later, alligators!
Amethyst: [laughing]
Darcy: There's nothing funny!
[Jett and Jason are flying back and forth the islands]
Jason: Boy, good thing Patrick's not in the game anymore
Jett: I think he can just walk across the lake bottom
Jason: Good point
Mabel: We can always fling him! We did that with Soos once. We'd probably get the same results
[Bass Canoe]
Arthur: Cheers, mates! To another Bass Victory!
All Bass: Cheers!
Sans: What's even in these glasses?
Arthur: Why, that's tea
Ponyhead: Art, this is dishwater
[Bass make it to shore and run to home camp]
[Gophers except for the three make it too]
Chris: Well, that's that! The KILLER BASS WIN!
Jett: Where on Earth are those three?!
[A purple motorboat arrives]
Amethyst: Ugh, sorry guys, the Bass detained us!
Arthur: Only because you rascals tried to sabotage our camp!
Darcy: Did you HAVE to leave us tied up to those trees?!
Gray: Geez, Best Shadow Witch in the land, and you couldn't find a way out of ropes?
Amethyst: Yeah, what's the deal with that?
Darcy: Shut it, Amethyst!
Barry: First things first! Let's thaw out Raymond. Piplup, Scald please!
Piplup: Pipi-plup! [uses Scald]
Raymond: THAT-WAS NOT CRISP!
Chris: Well, Gophers, time to nominate! Though I think I already know who's getting the shaft [laughs]. See you tonight!
[Campfire]
Chris: Alright! With no votes: Jett! Lisa! Mabel! Seraphine! And Barry!
Jett: Sweet! That went well
Lisa: As expected
Mabel: Can we go back now? We're making s'mores
Barry: Thanks, Chris!
Chris: With two votes, Jason!
Jason: Thanks, Chris
Chris: Amethyst! Darcy! And Raymond! You three are up for elimination!
Amethyst: Crewniverse, I need your help again. I messed it up, kinda. Though it was mostly Darcy's fault
Darcy: Trix fans? You know what to do. Do not disappoint me!
Raymond: Uchiwas, I am so sorry, just give me another chance, s'il te plaît?
Chris: Oh, and by the way, somebody found the Immunity Idol last night. I hope they put that handsome little bauble to good use!
Lisa: The WHAT
Baljeet: It will be very dangerous in the right or wrong hands!
Seraphine: Boy, that'd come in clutch if I was in a jam…
Darcy: I'm not saying I have the Idol, but…
Mabel: If the thing on the TV screen's what he's talking about, that is one ugly idol. Gramps wouldn't put that in his shop…
The camper who found the Idol laughed. They put the thing safely under the mattress, confident no one would try to steal it. Luckily for them, they had always been a very curious person… It would come in handy for a blindside. Very handy indeed…
Vote to Eliminate on Reddit! r/Totaldrama/comments/tryt6c/the_bass_win_the_outdoors_challenge_darcy/
Chris: Welcome back, campers! The votes have been tallied! We will now announce the loser at the Grounds!
Amethyst, Darcy and Raymond line up, the other campers watching at the stands
Chris: Raymond, you suggested a sabotage plan that ended up sabotaging your team's chances of winning. Darcy, your Illusion magic failed to impress Gaara's surveillance system and you ended up getting played! Amethyst, your shape shifting flopped and failed to sell the idea that you were scaring the crap out of people. The audience has decided that…
All three hold hands
Chris: The one going home is…
The crowd holds its breath
Chris: …Amethyst!
Darcy: Yes!
Raymond: Merci beaucoup!
Amethyst: WHAA-
Chris: Yep, the vote was pretty close between you and one of the other two, with a difference of only ONE vote. I'm sorry, Amethyst, but this means you have now been evicted!
Amethyst: Aw, man! I thought I was doing so great!
[A boat arrives carrying members of the Crystal Gems]
Amethyst: Well, guys, it's been a fun ride but I guess it's time for me to Scramethyst!
[Lisa and Mabel clapping and crying]
Jett: See you around, Amethyst! Next week, the Gophers are gonna win this for ya!
Seraphine: You bet!
Amethyst: Thanks guys! Sans?
[Sans is legit bawling his eye sockets off]
Amethyst: If there's anything I've learned from our short little adventure together, it's that you're a hotdog connoisseur. So, I want you to have this as a parting gift from me. It's called Fire Salt! [hugs Sans].
Cyborg: Take care, Am!
Amethyst: I will! Hey guys!
Pearl: Well, Amethyst, I'm…
Garnet: She was betting you'd annoy the heck out of your team and you'd come home first
Amethyst: Aww, I missed you guys too!
Lapis: You were so cool in that dodgeball challenge
Peridot: Yeah! And you really scared the schist out of those guys last night!
Amethyst: Hey, where's Steven?
Pearl: Well, someone had to stay home to prepare your welcome party. He's the only one who knows how you like your hotdogs done, right?
Amethyst: Well, [looks shyly at Sans] maybe not the only one anymore…
Amethyst: Bye, guys! It was great knowing you all, Jett! Seraphine! Mabel! Lisa! Jason!, Barry and Raymond! Heck, I think I'll miss you too, Darcy!
Darcy: Oh, spare me…
[Bass Cabin]
Ponyhead: Man, I can't believe she's out, she was soo iconic. Well, not as iconic as me and LSP, but-
Sans: [makes the window glass shatter with his mind]
Ponyhead: OK, sorry, I'll let you start your edgy boy era in peace, bestie…
Sans: Ponyhead, wait- [sighs] [stares at the Fire Salt]
Arthur: Well, run along now, Gaara and Cyborg can fix this…
Cyborg: Just feed that sand into this machine and we get newly-made glass panels!
Gaara: Fascinating…
[Dining Hall, Gophers]
Jett: It's gonna be so quiet now that Amethyst's gone
Seraphine: [sighs] She was so vibrant, she was like a walking one-girl rave!
Darcy: [sighs] Who cares? She's one weak link removed, you saw how she flopped in that challenge!
Jett: Darcy, there WAS NO CHALLENGE! You and those two ran off without the rest of the team and thought you were going to pull off a smart move. Back in the Protocol, you simply don't do stuff like that, or you get killed, or worse, resurrected and scolded by Sage for a good hour or two!
Jason: Jett's right, Darcy. It was a tossup for the three of you, and honestly, I would've considered it just as justified if either you or Raymond were eliminated.
Darcy: Oh, Jason, you're hurting my feelings! And I thought I was your second-in command. I thought you trusted me! [digs into her food]
Darcy: What the- [She starts screaming as her mouth bursts in flames]
Lisa: Those damned GMO peppers! [bangs fist on table]
Mabel: Unless those GMOs were engineered by Bill Cipher, I don't think that's possible Lisa. Somebody pranked her!
Jett: Oh, somebody!
Seraphine: SHE NEEDS SOME MILK!
Barry: There you go Darcy [shoves a bottle in her mouth]. That's quality Miltank milk used for emergencies. Drink it nice and slowly…
[Outside the dining hall]
Sans: I know you're behind this. I'm going to make sure your stay on this Island will be like burning in hell… [teleports away]
Chris: Finally, conflict! Well, let's see what new alliances arise with the vacuum Amethyst leaves in her wake! Stay tuned for Episode Seven: Phobia Factor 2: Reckoning, right here on TOTAL! DRAMA! FANDOM! ISLAND!