Chris: Last week on Total Drama Fandom Island, sixteen campers faced their fears, courtesy of several of our OG contestants! Alliances were by then solidifying, and Gaara won immunity by not letting my chainsaw-killer outfit faze him! Even with that early win, the Bass were not able to keep up with the Gophers in the bravery department and they had to nominate once again. While Ponyhead received an overwhelming majority of the audience vote, she was able to fly above it all by invoking an Immunity Idol, one that she stole from Baljeet! With her newfound Invincibility, it was our resident Titan, Cyborg, who was sent home!
This week, we return to that unforgettable challenge that started with bickering on a canoe and ended with one contestant being chased by the RCMP! Will we see a repeat of Izzy's escapades this time around? Find out right here on TOTAL! DRAMA! FANDOM! ISLAND!
[The theme song plays.]
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine, you guys are on my mind [Patrick wakes up under the lake, pulls a Krabby Patty out of his pocket and eats it, burping and creating a small tidal wave towards the beach], you asked me what I wanted to be [Arthur and Sasha are having a picnic on the beach just as the tidal wave hits them] and I think the answer is plain to see, I wanna be famous [Cyborg is recharging himself with a solar panel array when the weather suddenly turns Arctic. Cut to Gray laughing and Hermione shaking her head] I wanna live close to the sun [Darcy is looking for the Immunity Idol on the river riding Amethyst, shape-shifted as a canoe. They fall into the waterfall]. Go pack your bags cause I've already won [Sans is standing asleep on a log, blipping out of the way just in time as Mabel rappels across with her grappling hook], everything to prove nothing in my way [Mabel slams into the outhouse, causing Seraphine to fall out], I'll get there one day. [Brian and Raymond, tied up, look on in horror as Chef serves them 'mystery meat', meanwhile Bakugou is armwrestling an arm of sand conjured by Gaara next to him. Bakugou loses.] Cause I wanna be famous. [LSP and Ponyhead are taking selfies by the steps on the beach] Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! [Baljeet is writing on his organizer while Lisa is playing her saxophone as fireworks go off in the sky] I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous [At the campfire, Jett and Jason are about to kiss when Barry pops up and fines them] (Whistling in tune)
Italic means Confessional!
The morning sun rose over Wawanakwa, though it didn't help much in improving the local scenery. The fifteen remaining campers stirred as the birds began chirping outside. In the Gopher Cabin, Jason and Jett were already awake, the former drawing up a tentative battle-plan right before joining the latter in a morning jog. Lisa Simpson woke up next. After rising, she ran to the dining hall to grab hot water for her morning green tea. After finishing her cup, she headed for the hollow in the woods for a short meditation. The large, smooth rock that OG contestant Dawn used for her own sessions served Lisa well enough.
Seraphine and Darcy woke one after the other in differing order per day. Today, Seraphine woke first, heading straight for the communal bathroom. Soon, the other campers followed suit and a queue formed at the bath.
"One more 'five minutes' and I'm fining you, Sera!" said Barry, yawning.
"Relax, mon garcon, I'm sure there will be time for everyone" meowed Raymond.
Chris: Five weeks before the Merge, how do you guys feel about your odds?
Jett: I think I can make it. I've been a solid asset to the team, and I don't think we're going to lose any more challenges soon
Jason: I'm, well, confident I won't get nominated even if we lose. Which means I have to keep being a good leader to the team, I can't keep them liking me for nothing forever
Seraphine: Anything can happen, but I'm hoping the friendships I've made along the way can help me reach the Merge
Lisa: If I don't make up for my terrible performance last week, I could be in trouble
Mabel: Meh, win or lose, I got to see a lot of cute things (and boys). But seriously, if they vote me off now, it's WAR
Barry: I've been an indispensable asset to the team, so I have no doubts they'll carry me to the Merge!
Raymond: I've been floating for weeks, but all I have to do is stay crisp and true to myself and the rest will fall into place!
Darcy: I'm still going for that OG three-girl alliance strategy. It's solid and carries a lot of advantages. Heather's biggest mistake was not throwing her dogs enough bones to keep them in line. I intend to learn from her mistake. Lisa and Seraphine cover my weak spots and if we all make the Merge, it's lights out for the rest of them! I have to reward them when it's due…
Darcy met Lisa and Seraphine at the dining hall. Pulling out a slender hand from her bag, what she showed the other two girls floored them.
"Whoa"
"Is that-"
"The other Immunity Idol? Why, yes girls, it is! I intend to use it for all three of us, after all, we're in an alliance, right?"
"You'd really do that?!" asked Seraphine.
"I would, but I don't think any of us would be nominated even if the Gophers lose. With only eight Gophers left, we can form a supermajority by pooling all our votes on one enemy"
"With nine votes, we'd need only to get four votes or less than that to stay safe!" gasped Lisa.
"And the Immunity Idol gives us another emergency net!" added Seraphine.
"Exactly! But for this plan to work, I need you girls to do exactly as I say from here on out"
Lisa and Seraphine stared at each other as if they were about to make a deal with the Devil, which in truth, they were. "We're in", they replied.
"Good. The first agenda is simple, ladies…"
"...eliminate Jett…"
The Bass had also risen, and none of them were in a mood to talk to Ponyhead, much less tolerate another one of her drama meltdowns.
"Has anyone seen my phone?!" asked the disembodied unicorn.
Arthur, Sasha and Gaara were having an urgent discussion of plans, seeing as now they were down to seven and morale was at an all time low.
"I know just the thing for us," said Arthur. "I'll whip up some homemade chocolates for us! I'll make them in the shape of the Immunity Idol and we'll all have one piece. If we win, I'll make double!"
"I like the sound of that!" chimed Sasha, ignoring Ponyhead's pleas.
"Not the biggest fan of chocolate, but I believe that will help quite a lot," said Gaara.
"Hello? Are you guys deaf or something?" yelled Ponyhead
Baljeet walked past without so much as giving her a look.
"What is everyone's problem?"
Gray passed by. "Now, what could their problem be? Could it be that you've been a loud, useless bitch for the entirety of the competition, stole Baljeet's Immunity Idol and then used it to eliminate Cyborg, a guy who's a million times funnier, and more useful than you?"
"He got you on ice, P" said Sans, blipping away to the cafeteria.
Ponyhead had no other reply than to fly off crying her eyes off into the Outhouse.
Ponyhead: Look, I know I haven't exactly pulled my weight in here and everything, but he didn't have to say it so meanish, did he? And to think I was crushing so hard on him! [proceeds to cry harder]
Chris: So, Bass, what do you think are your chances of making the Merge?
Arthur: The chances are splendid! I do believe I've been a favorite of the team and the fans, and I'm sure nothing could possibly alienate them from me in the coming weeks!
Sasha: I'm a bit nervous, but I know if I just do my best, my teammates will appreciate it!
Gaara: I just have to keep my eyes peeled for the blindsides and tricks on both teams, and I can make it
Gray: I'm pretty confident I can make it. I've been under the radar for weeks now. They won't see me coming until it's too late
Sans: I'm just here to have fun, and that's what they like about me, I guess. I'll bet they'll keep me around longer
Baljeet: I don't have my Idol anymore, but I know my fans will carry me to the Merge. I just have to strive to be the hero they imagine me to be
Ponyhead: I HAVE to make it. I'll play along with this underdog status everyone's been playing me for. I'll show them what I'm made of! [I'll Show You by K/DA starts playing in the background and Ponyhead dances to it]
Fifteen campers gathered for breakfast. Chef's usual glop failed to impress, as usual.
"Chef, I think mine's still alive" piped up Raymond.
"The Omega Dimension had better prison food" muttered Darcy.
"I think we can poison Titans with this shit" said Sasha, even as she shoved it in her mouth. "It's not that inedible though"
"Honestly, Sir Hatchet, I don't know what everyone's problem is" said Arthur. "This is the finest breakfast I've had in months!"
Jett: Either he's brownnosing so hard, or British people are really built different…
"You ain't even mad, Chef?" asked Ponyhead between bites.
Chef shrugged. "At least y'all be coming up with original insults. Last six seasons were getting repetitive! Now, come to think about it, only folks who ever liked my food were Owen, Brick and Arthur over there"
'Arthur over there', who had polished off his plate as if it were a five-star dish at a fancy restaurant. "Now, I feel like a knight after Agincourt! Let's take a step ahead and wait for Chris at the grounds!"
Chef whispered to Ponyhead "And I don't think any of those boys are exactly right in the head…"
At the grounds, fifteen campers gathered as Chris arrived on a jetpack to give the challenge of the week.
"Only fifteen left?! Man, how the time flies! Anyhoo, today's challenge will test your resourcefulness in more ways than one! It's the 'Up the River' challenge, but with an upgrade! Season 1's campers had the luxury of having their canoes provided for them, but YOU will be making your canoes from scratch, out of the junk piles from way back to our Revenge of the Island junkheaps! Be careful! The mutant beetles still live there!"
"The WHAT now" asked Barry.
"Let me finish! The second part involves rowing to Boney Island, and usually, I'd have you start the biggest bonfire EVER, but this time, you must RUN UP to the top of Boney Island and light the fire there! All the while braving the local wildlife! First team to light the biggest bonfire wins!"
"Local wildlife that we might end up hurting!" protested Lisa
"Bold of you to assume they won't hurt us, genius" battered Darcy.
"You may now begin the first phase of your challenge! Good luck campers, and try not to get eaten! Seriously, we're still dealing with Courtney's suits up to this day…"
The Gophers began their plans. Jason, up until now a competent leader, was beginning to fall off, and it was due to the particular nature of the challenge.
"I'm not very updated on boat making, so I think someone else should captain the team for this week"
"Why not boat making?" asked Jett.
"Ancient Romans were superstitious" chimed in Lisa. "I read once that Romans felt Neptune never liked them very much, and they were scared of the sea, hence their lag in naval technology"
"She's right," confirmed Jason. "I do know how to captain a boat, but the making will have to be led by someone else. I'm walking in the dark here"
"Let me see if I have the recipe for a boat" purred Raymond. 'I sat through one of Kapp'n the Kappa's seminars on boat making, and I'll bet I can help out here!"
"That's great! If we can find the blueprints, we can get started!" said Seraphine.
The notes were found by Raymond in his bag and the scavenger hunt was on.
The Bass were at a very huge advantage. Arthur, after all, was the avatar of the world's most seaworthy nation.
"My people ruled the world with our superior naval technology. I shall supervise the building of a respectable boat right away. Here are the needed parts," he said, handing lists to everyone.
"I could freeze the water then we could skate to Boney Island" offered Gray.
"Not in your life!" butted Sasha. "Do you NOT see that mutant shark with the chainsaw over there?!"
On the water, Fang waved menacingly at Gray and Barry, who were both considering the ice bridge strategy just now. The shark put on a bib with a penguin design
"OK… definitely not an option, thanks, Sasha"
The beetles, who had multiplied into an army since the days of Revenge of the Island, were a bit of a menace to the campers. Seraphine charmed their heap's beetles with her songs, and Darcy sent the meaner ones packing with her spellcraft. The Bass had Sasha bop the beetles overhead, while Gaara used his sand to hold her by her ropes safely above them. A larger beetle was subdued by Sans with his cannons, while Ponyhead even put in some help stunning the beetle with her magic horn blasts.
Raymond purred happily at his boat. "Of course, CaptainGrace, I am but the boatsman here, but I gracefully offer this ship as yours to command!"
Jason stared at the canoe, made of junk parts held together by duct tape and chewed gum, and smiled. "She's a beauty. Let's call her Argo III"
"The first Argo killed the original Jason when its figurehead fell on him" warned Lisa.
"Yes? And the second Argo helped me save the world once, I reckon it's a fifty-fifty odds"
"Behold! The Britannia!" said Arthur proudly as he, with Gray and Gaara's help, had put together a beautiful ship from the parts he had been given.
"I must admit she's very beautiful, but did you really have to name her after yourself?" asked Sasha. "Why not the Sassy Sasha?"
"Oh, well, if it means that much to you, then Sassy Sasha it is!"
Arthur sneered. "We'll make sure that the witch and her Gopher friends won't be the ones on the offensive this time. Sans? Line the boat with your Skull cannons, I assume you've powered up enough to maintain a few of them?"
"With pleasure. Anything to get even with Darcy"
"Let's not get too violent," cautioned Gaara. "Capsized canoers can drown fast in freshwater".
"Puh-leeze, Miss Cotton-candy hair over there could just sing her little Disney Princess songs and them fish gon be pulling them to shore in seconds. They're good! They're good!" spat out Ponyhead.
By lunchtime, the two ships sailed, the Sassy Sasha taking the lead over Argo III. Arthur reveled in taking the lead. "Too bad you've got a Roman as a Captain, my dear Gophers! They've never liked the open seas, and the seas return the affection!"
"This is a lake, Arthur," protested Jason.
"Ah, well, it's still Poseidon's domain, and he's never liked you Roman lot very much!"
"Why though?" asked Lisa to Darcy.
"Gods are fickle," answered the witch. "But there are other gods out here. We need not rely on that old barnacle" She muttered an incantation. "Hear me, great Kymopoleia! Assail that arrogant Briton with the foulest of gales!"
Thunder roared, and the goddess of storms appeared to heed the witch's spells.
"Borrowed that trick from Stormy. She's more the expert in this field"
The Bass were feeling the brunt as the Gophers began to pass them. Ponyhead saw her chance. "Don't worry guys! I got just the thing!" She pulled out her Dimensional Scissors and slashed a wide gash in the dimensional fabric, allowing the Sassy Sasha to pass through, to a point far ahead towards Boney Island.
"Way to go, Princess P!" cheered Sans.
"Oh, you!" blushed Ponyhead.
"Ugh! That freaking unicorn!" raged Darcy"
"Don't you have any teleportation spells?" asked Seraphine
"Sadly, no, but I'll think of something"
Jett's eyes lit up. "I got it! Jason, come with me to the rear!"
Darcy: Ugh, what is she up to NOW?
Jason grinned "I think I know the plan. Alright, let's blow this joint!" Together, Jason and Jett called the power of the winds to propel them forward. Barry began to help too, using Piplup's Surf move to speed up the boat's acceleration. Soon, the Argo III was neck and neck with the Sasha.
"Bloody hell, they're onto us! Sans, man the guns!"
"¡Aye-aye, cap'n!" said Sans. "I've always wanted to say that line…"
Sans' cannons began raining lasers on the Gophers. Darcy cast shields of darkness, but they were taking huge damage all the same. "This is Karmic magic!" Darcy screamed. "It's awfully potent against dark magics!"
"Quick, Piplup, throw a Whirlpool above the boat!"
At once, a huge whirlpool formed and cushioned the blasts of magic, taking their momentum away.
Barry saved Darcy from another cannon shot. "You're safe now, m'lady" said Barry with a bow.
Darcy: OK, I'll admit, he's made himself useful. Or else, what's a simp good for?
The ships made it to shore within seconds of each other. If this had solely been the challenge, the Bass would've won already, but there was a more daunting task at hand.
The island greeted them with the shrill cries of primeval life. All fifteen campers cowered a bit.
"Let's show them wild, Gophers!" yelled Jett. Even Darcy seemed to get behind her.
"Alright, chaps! We've gone too far to quit now! Who dares, wins!" yelled Arthur.
"Let's set this island on FIRE baby!" yelled Mabel.
The campers braved the jungle. Seraphine's singing befuddled a pack of giant bats, while Ponyhead blasted some huge cockroaches out of the air with her horn blasts. Sans blipped and dodged a ferocious mutant monkey, finally tiring it and flinging it away with his telekinesis. Lisa and Mabel bopped some dog-sized hermit crabs with sticks. Gaara called forth a sandstorm to scare off some were-beavers. In a rare moment of teamwork, Gray and Barry combined their powers to freeze a giant sasquatch that had emerged from a cave. Darcy put a flock of mallard-dactyls to sleep with a spell.
Jason carved a path through the thick vegetation with his sword, while Arthur simply magicked the vines and trees to create a path. "Of course, you do remember you have to light a fire or else the climb is naught, right?" asked Arthur.
Jason realized none of his team were gathering firewood along the way so they stopped. Meanwhile, Gaara had already scooped up some branches with his sand, and Sans was blipping them ahead to the top of the mountain. "Get hold of something to light on fire!" yelled Jason.
"On it already!" said Mabel, who was amassing a huge pile of sticks in her backpack.
Arthur smiled "T'appears Grace will be a worthy opponent to the end"
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Both teams gathered at the dome of the skull-shaped mountain and prepared the necessary ingredients for the fire.
"Call me crazy, but I kinda wish Bakugou was still here" muttered Ponyhead. "We'd be so done by now."
"And he'd bring the mountain down with us to our deaths. No, we can get on pretty well without him. Gray? Cool us down" asked Arthur.
Sasha nodded. "Colder temperatures concentrate the oxygen in the air, making for a bigger explosion. Zoe would agree with this".
"I'll start sparking!" said Baljeet.
"How are we going to light a fire?" asked Seraphine.
"I have my magnifying glass. So does Mabel," said Lisa. We'll combine them to focus the sunlight and start the fire".
"Jason", said Jett. "We need to call the winds in to fan this flame. The bigger we can get it, the more chances we have to win this"
Jason nodded in agreement. Soon, their combined efforts were setting their bonfire aflame. Jett was dancing to make the winds flow to the bonfire's way. Piplup thought it was a pretty good idea himself, and started to dance, too.
"Damn, they're catching up, gurl!" said Ponyhead. "I still have one trick up my sleeves! Baljeet, baby, get that bag of powder!"
Baljeet found the pouch. "Cool, is this a magnesium powder?"
"Pfft, no. Those are my horn shavings, they're very flammable. I'm a ¼ Erumpent biracial butterfly!"
Arthur: Well, that explains a lot… What? That wasn't meant as a racist, er, speciesist statement!
"Dump them in the fire!"
Baljeet yeeted the powders and almost instantly the bonfire of the Bass exploded into a magical conflagration.
"Protego Totalum!" said Arthur, quickly noting the scope of the fire. "A brilliant blue hue, as I predicted from the merging of Unicorn and Erumpent magics!"
"Nah, Art, I always thought it was kinda indigo. Is it giving indigo, or not, huh guys? Huh? It's raining!"
The Gophers gasped. "Jett!" yelled Darcy. "Your breeze is turning into a storm!"
Barry shook his head. "No! It's Piplup. He accidentally used Rain Dance… from watching and copying Jett dancing…"
The Gophers flame died, and with it their hope of winning the challenge.
Chris hovered on his helicopter. "Nice work, Bass! It's clear enough that you guys win this week's challenge!"
The Gophers groaned. Suddenly, the storm parted and the clouds spelled out "At least you tried"
"Huh?!" Lisa was flabbergasted.
"Your daddy dearest sends his regards, Jason" said Darcy. "You must be really special. I've heard the legends say about how absent Lord Jupiter is from his sons' lives unless they're worth his time"
"What are you talking about? Dad literally writes to me weekly. Though these clouds are new to me"
"Should we bow or something, or are observing Christians excused?" asked Seraphine.
"Well, Gophers, we'll meet ya at the campfire to cast your nomination votes!"
"One more walk and I'll die" groaned Raymond. "Sera, I noticed you brought your cat carrier…"
At the bonfire, the eight Gophers gathered to cast their votes
Jason: They did their best, I have no regrets. As per my tradition so far as team leader, I will vote myself thrice
Lisa: Three for Jett
Seraphine: Three for Jett. Darcy totally didn't tell us to
Darcy: THREE. FOR. JETT
Jett: One for Darcy for trying to set me up here, one for Barry for not keeping an eye for his Piplup and one for Jason for not sticking up to me, like what the heck? That rain was so not me!
Mabel: One for Jett, one for Barry and one for Jason. Like, couldn't he ask his dad to bail us out there?!
Barry: Three for Jett. Darcy totally didn't ask me to do this
Raymond: Barry and I have a deal to protect each other. And the only weak link I see here is Jett after her unfortunate dance earlier. She has to go, au revoir, mi belle des orages…
"Okay campers, the votes are in! With no votes…"
The campers held hands tightly. Raymond purred in worry. Lisa and Mabel exchanged glances. Jett ignored Jason's look towards her. Darcy's face was unreadable. Seraphine silently cursed, telling herself she should've gone to the bathroom first…
"With no votes, Lisa!"
"Thank you! I hope these are still the gluten-free variant…"
"Mabel!"
"AAIIIIEEE! Thanks Chris, gimme!"
"Seraphine!"
"Thank you!"
"And last, Raymond!"
"Merci beaucoup!"
Chris looked at the five remaining campers. "Now, with one vote, Darcy!"
"Thanks!"
"Barry!"
"Thanks! Your fines will be waived now"
Chris stared at the two wind users, the first time both were in the bottom two.
"Jason, your leadership skills took a turn for the downside this week. You lost your confidence when we started with a boat-related challenge and that certainly didn't help ya further on"
"Jett, you were pulling your weight for the entire time you've been here. But this is Total Drama, my dear. One flat note and you can be sent packing! That little Tiktok challenge with Piplup earlier cost your team the challenge! Will it be enough to send you home?"
"Jason, you received six votes"
"Jett, you received… sixteen"
Jett's heart sank.
"As per the rules, the nominated are the highest-scorer in the nomination vote plus everyone who scored at least half of the vote. Unfortunately, with sixteen votes, you're at a supermajority. I'm sorry, Jett, you are automatically evicted tonight."
Gasps were audible all around, even the Bass were shocked.
Arthur: Sure, she hit it flat this week, but surely, they didn't actually think she was the weakest link?!
Gaara: More likely they knew the Merge was near, and eliminated a metahuman from the race. I suspect an alliance among the unpowered campers, with Lisa perhaps leading their vote.
Darcy: I told you it was just a matter of time before I started going on a roll. And when I roll, I ROLL. Jett is just the beginning.
It was a sad walk to the Docks for the Gophers as the Vulture descended from the skies. Jett gave her last hugs and goodbyes to her roommates (except Darcy, of course. She knew she was behind this. She wasn't an idiot).
Inside the Vulture were the younger agents Phoenix, Killjoy and Yoru. The senior members were on a mission in Turkey at the moment and weren't available for the excursion.
"See you around, Jett. Sorry you had to go so soon" said Seraphine
"I'll miss you guys too. It's been a fun ride, really, but I guess I needed to get back to the Protocol since I hear they've got a huge announcement for us this week"
I had the craziest time here in Wawanakwa. It's not Breeze, but it had its charms. The Gophers were the most fun team you could ask for, though Darcy was a bit sus. Meeting another person with aerokinesis was a real surprise for me. Jason is an amazing leader, I'll bet I'll see him training under Brim should he get the chance. I just hope it doesn't make him boring, ha!
I might not have gotten to fly all the way to the Merge, but I'll take these memories with me and use them to help me fly to the next heights of my career. 안녕히 가십시오!
"Didn't make the Merge. I win, you two" smirked Yoru
Killjoy rolled her eyes. "Scheist. Your betting odds are defying chance yet again, Yoru"
"Well, that ain't no shade to our main gal here! She made it to fifteenth! That's, well, not really big, but we can't all be me" teased Phoenix.
"Is everyone really betting here?!" asked Jett incredulously.
"Only for the losers who don't even Merge" replied Yoru.
"And THAT, mon garcon, is why we NEED to merge. I can't handle being embarrassed at the docks!" said Raymond to Barry. "Reneigh and Marshall will NEVER let me hear the end of it!"
"Wait!" Jason said, running for the Docks. "Jett, before you go, I want you to have this. It's a commemorative coin we use at Camp Jupiter, for an honorable cohort"
The gold coin shimmered in the sunset. Jett had to admit it was beautiful.
"Thanks. Well, see you around, airhead". She said it sincerely.
On the Vulture, Phoenix was giving Jett an embarrassing interview about what she thought about Jason.
"Why is this coin so new, and yet of an ancient Roman mint?! I have so many questions!" said Killjoy.
"You liked him! Saw it when you were both flying around in that commercial challenge!" Phoenix teased.
Jett rolled her eyes. "Are we getting jealous now, pretty boy?"
Yoru rolled his eyes. "Save it for when we get back to HQ, will you?"
On the island, the fourteen remaining campers waved Jett goodbye as the Vulture literally jumped out of sight. The Bass were exalted at winning, their teamwork renewed, but in the Gopher cabin, the Son of Jupiter retired to his bed with a sigh of what could've been…
"So much for that ship!" said Chris. "Darcy's becoming more and more powerful as the weeks go by! Meanwhile, the other campers are getting stronger as the Merge approaches! Will our campers be up for the biggest challenge yet, our upgraded Paintball challenge? It'll be a real spike rush for the win next week right here on TOTAL! DRAMA! FANDOM! ISLAND!