Happy April Fool's everyone! Here's a silly drabble based on a silly conversation I had with oddvector a while back!
No Plan Required
"The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour." —Japanese proverb
Now, let me tell you of a timeline far better than your own! For in this instance, the dastardly Haz had his wings clipped by none other than the mighty Minamimoto!
Yes, the very Twisterino you know from your own timeline! For you see, he whirled his way to many worlds after he left his fellow Wicked Twisters in the dust! All to whip up the data and numbers he needed for his own plans: to take all that sweet Shibuya turf for himself!
And this timeline was one of them! For here, he caught Kubo right in the act of making his sickening Plague Noise. He gusted him straight to the next dimension with insane calculations involving stop signs, a shot put ball, and some wicked ricochet worthy of the Wicked Twister name!
But Haz wasn't having it! He flew right down to defend his turf like the Composer he is! Or was. For after a fierce battle with even fiercer formulas, the likes of which quite literally shook Shibuya to its core, even the great Haz was blown away! Who would have expected that? Certainly not me! And so Minamimoto became the new Composer of Shinjuku!
But in an unprecedented turn of events, he didn't want our Shinjuku turf at all! He didn't even know Haz was the Composer when he tore through him like a tornado! No, all he wanted was every delicious slice of that Shibuya pi! So he subtracted his Composer title and added it to the nearest scrub instead. Then, just like a summer storm, he vanished, never to be seen again. A storm with a neverending drive to rain over all of Shibuya!
And that was how I, the Scramble Slam guy, became the new Composer of Shinjuku! Now are you guys ready to SLAM?
Truly the best timeline. Or maybe the worst, depending on your feelings for Scramble Slam lol
Anyway, hope you enjoyed!