(Or "Kick Jurassic!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE EXPERIENCING THE WONDERS OF MR. PEABODY'S DINOSAUR ISLAND!"
"WOOHOOOOO!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, sliding down the back of a brontosaurus and down its tail, landing in a watering hole.
(*KER-SPLOOSH!*)
"C'mon in, Rocky, the water's fine!" Bullwinkle called.
"ROCKY LOOKED A LITTLE NERVOUS BUT THEN SLID DOWN AFTER THE MOOSE."
"HERE I COME!" Rocky exclaimed as he slid. "WATCH ME DO IT LIKE THE OLD INTRO!"
("Rocky, The Flying Squirrel" theme plays)
"ROCKY DID A NUMBER OF LOOP-DE-LOOPS BEFORE PERFECTLY LANDING IN A SWAN POSITION INTO THE WATERING HOLE ALONG WITH BULLWINKLE."
(*SPLISH!*)
"Oh my goodness, Rock, you've really outdone yourself with that dive!" Bullwinkle clapped. "Perfect ten!"
"Thanks buddy!" Rocky replied once he came up to the surface.
"MEANWHILE, BORIS AND NATASHA HAD JUST ARRIVED AT THE CONTROL CENTER, KICKING OFF THEIR EVIL PLAN.."
"Da, but how ve start plen?" Natasha asked.
"Von vord for ya, sveetie!" Boris exclaimed, whipping out a can of aerosol cheese. "CHEEZY VHIZZ!!"
"Dat's two vords." Natasha replied.
"SHARRUP YU MOUTH!" Boris retorted.
"BORIS THEN PROCEEDED TO COAT THE CONTROLS FOR THE PREDATORY DINOSAUR CAGES IN CHEESE SPRAY, MAKING THEM SHORT-CIRCUIT AND OPEN UP!"
(*alarm sounds, electric cracking*)
"Sank yu, stupeed, highly caloric Americanski dairy product!" Boris cheerfully laughed, then proceeded to down the rest of said "stupeed" product in his mouth.
"OH NO! WHAT WILL BECOME OF ROCKY, BULLWINKLE, PEABODY AND SHERMAN?!"
"What th—" Peabody looked at a tablet he carried around and began to swipe like mad.
"What is it, Mister Peabody?!" Rocky called from the top of a stegosaurus.
"Rocky, we have to leave this island immediately!" Peabody exclaimed.
"Why's that?" Bullwinkle replied.
"Because all the predatory dinosaurs have just been released somehow!" Peabody showed the tablet, sure enough, every predator dinosaur's cage was opened up. "They could kill us in an instant!"
"Y-you guys?" Sherman asked, looking frightened and pointing his finger at something.
"What is it, Sherman? The adults are talking…" Peabody spoke glumly before Sherman forcibly turned him around. Then, he understood along with Rocky and Bullwinkle.
"I think we might be too late…" Sherman gulped.
"TWO, ENORMOUS TYRANNOSAURUS REXES STOOD BEFORE THE HEROES. A TINY BIRD FLEW RIGHT BY HE HEAD OF ONE OF THESE MASSIVE BEASTS, IT SIMPLY ATE THE BIRD IN A SINGLE BITE, THEN COUGHED UP FEATHERS."
"If my superior brain knows anything and it obviously does, it's that their vision is based on movement." Peabody ceased moving in an instant. "No one...move...a muscle..." he spoke with clenched teeth.
"ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE QUICKLY OBEYED, ALONG WITH SHERMAN. THEY STAYED STILL FOR A GOOD WHILE, BUT BULLWINKLE WAS HAVING A HARD TIME."
"I have...to scratch...my noshe..." Bullwinkle grumbled.
"Whu?" Rocky asked, not moving his mouth.
"I have...to scratch...my noshe..." Bullwinkle repeated.
"Whu?"
"I HAVE TO SCRATCH MY NOSE!!" Bullwinkle boomed this time, then proceeded to scratch.
"THAT DID IT, THE DINOSAURS ROARED AND NOTICED BULLWINKLE."
"RUUUUUUUUUN!" Rocky exclaimed, grabbing Sherman's hand.
"MISTER PEABODY FOLLOWED ALONG WITH BULLWINKLE, BUT THE TYRANNOSAURUS REXES WERE VERY FAST--SUDDENLY PEABODY HAD AN IDEA."
"HOW ABOUT WE SPLIT UP?!" He exclaimed.
"WHY?!" Rocky replied. "ARE YOU INSANE?!"
"NO! IM' SERIOUS, YOU TAKE SHERMAN, I'LL TAKE BULLWINKLE! MEET US UP HERE!!" Peabody tossed Rocky another tablet with a map on its screen.
"OKAY!" Rocky replied.
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Terror-Dactyl!" OR "Blarney the Death-osaur!"
