(Or "Blarney the Death-osaur!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND SHERMAN BECAME SEPARATED FROM BULLWINKLE AND MR. PEABODY, THANKS TO TWO MASSIVE TYRANNOSAURUS REXES GETTING LET OUT OF THEIR CAGE BY BORIS AND NATASHA!"
"Oh no need to sank us…" Boris chuckled.
"I'M NOT THANKING YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST! ANYWAY, ONE OF THE DINOSAURS WAS IN HOT PURSUIT OF PEABODY AND BULLWINKLE, MAKING THEM DASH LIKE MAD THROUGH THE JUNGLE."
"QUICK, INTO THE JEEP!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, pointing at a parked Jeep.
"PEABODY AND BULLWINKLE GOT INTO THE FRONT SEATS AND LOCKED THE DOORS, BOTH WERE SHIVERING. IT STARTED TO RAIN OUTSIDE, MAKING THE ENVIRONMENT ESPECIALLY EERIE."
"Perhaps music shall calm our frightened nerves…" Peabody spoke.
"BULLWINKLE QUICKLY FLIPPED ON THE STEREO."
("We Jammin' by Bob Marley plays)
"We jammin'…
I wanna jam it wid you…"
"Ahhh…" Bullwinkle sighed, leaning back in the jeep with Mr. Peabody.
"THEN, MR. PEABODY LOOKED FRIGHTENED, FOR HE JUST SO HAPPENED TO NOTICE THE HEADLIGHTS WERE STILL ON.."
"Bullwinkle…" Peabody spoke, gulping. "T-Turn the light off…"
"What light?" Bullwinkle asked.
"TURN THE LIGHT OFF BULLWINKLE!!" Peabody exclaimed.
"I'm still not gettin' it." Bullwinkle replied, scratching the top of his head.
"TURN THE HEADLIGHTS OFF!!" Peabody exclaimed.
(*KABOOM!*)
"THE DINOSAUR'S HEAD CRACKED THE WINDOW, ROARING AND LOOKING UTTERLY TERRIFYING!"
(*"RAAAAAAAWRGH!*)
"AAAAAAAAAAGH!" Peabody and Bullwinkle exclaimed in unison.
"—FLOOR IT PEABODY!!" Bullwinkle yelled.
"PEABODY DID JUST THAT, SLAMMING HIS LEFT HIND PAW ON THE GAS PEDAL, AND IMMEDIATELY DISLODGING THE DINO FACE OUT OF THE CAR."
"We've gotta save Rocky and Sherman!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, then looked back. "Oh great, he's GAINING on us!"
"Must…Go…FASTER!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, pressing on the gas on top of Peabody's paw.
"MEANWHILE, ROCKY AND SHERMAN WERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND, SHERMAN HOLDING ROCKY'S HAND TIGHTLY."
"A-are we gonna make it out of here alive Rocky?" Sherman asked, his poor little body shivering.
"Of course we are, we just have to—" Rocky gazed down, noticing he'd just so happened to step in a footprint in the dirt. "Wait a minute, this is a raptor print…but there's no raptors around, so how could—"
"ROCKY TURNED AROUND TO FIND A DINOSAUR QUICKLY APPROACHING…in heels?!"
(*fashion show pop music plays in background*)
"THE RAPTOR IN KITTEN HEELS DID A FEW POSES THEN SHOWED ITS EYE-LASHED, LIPSTICK-COVERED FACE."
"Cover girl…" Rocky spoke, his brow furrowing a little.
"MEANWHILE, BORIS AND NATASHA WATCHED THIS SCENE. NATASHA WAS NOT AMUSED THAT BORIS USED HER MAKEUP ON THE DINOSAUR."
"Ees dat my LEEPSTEEK?!" Natasha asked Boris, angered.
"Heh…sorry?" Boris replied.
"JUST THEN BEFORE THE RAPTOR COULD ATTACK, THE JEEP RAMMED IT INTO THE FOREST."
"GET IN, QUICK!" Peabody exclaimed, he and Bullwinkle opened the doors for Rocky and Sherman.
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Strife Finds A Way!" OR "Check the Thesaurus!"