"Now here's something we hope you'll really like!"
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Dudley Do-Right in: "Wolf Quest"
"DUDLEY'S FAITHFUL DOG…Faithful Dog…WAS REALLY FEELING THE CALL OF THE WILD TODAY AND SO HE SET OUT FROM THE POST, OFF TO JOIN A PACK OF WILD TIMBERWOLVES…WHEN DO-RIGHT NOTICED HIS DOG WAS MISSING, HE SET OUT TO FIND HIM…"
"Oh Faithful DO-OGGGG!!" Dudley yelled. "WHERE ARREEEE YOOUUU?!"
"DUDLEY WALKED ACROSS A HUGE LOG OVER A RUSHING RIVER, LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT THAT FEIND, SNIDELY WHIPLASH, WAS RIGHT BESIDE HIM…"
"Heheheh…" Snidely yanked out a buzz saw and turned to the audience. "Bet you never SAW this coming…"
"BUT WHILE SNIDELY BEGAN TO SAW THE THICK LOG DOWN TO DUST, A SALMON FROM THE RIVER SLAPPED HIM ACROSS HIS FACE."
"—OOMPH!" Snidely exclaimed before taking a dive into the water. "CUURSE YOUU DO-RIIIIIGHT!!" He exclaimed, falling over a nearby waterfall.
"Huh, the wolves sure sound a lot like Snidely Whiplash!" Dudley replied. "I must be getting close…"
"AT LAST, DUDLEY HAD COME ACROSS WOLF MOUNTAIN, SO CALLED, BECAUSE IT WAS SHAPED LIKE A WOLF. ALMOST EVERY PACK OF TIMBERWOLF IN CANADA CAME TO LIVE HERE WITH THEIR CUBS, AND THAT'S WHERE DUDLEY SPOTTED FAITHFUL DOG."
"FAITHFUL DOG!" Dudley exclaimed once he'd arrived. "You had me worried sick, where WERE YOU?!"
"BUT FAITHFUL DOG STOOD UP TO REVEAL A FEMALE TIMBERWOLF HAD BEEN NEXT TO HIM THIS WHOLE TIME."
"Oh." Dudley smiled. "You've found a mate."
"FAITHFUL DOG LICKED THE FEMALE WOLF, SHE REPLIED BY LICKING HIM BACK."
"I suppose I could come visit you…" Dudley replied, walking away, feeling a bit sad that his dog found someone else to be with.
"DEJECTED, DUDLEY RETURNED TO THE CAMP, SADDENED BY HIS LOSS. HE TOLD THE INSPECTOR EVERYTHING, BUT HE ONLY HAD THIS TO SAY.."
"Do-Right in case you've forgotten last time, that is a timberwolf, not a dog. He deserves to be out in the wild, not—"
(*RUFF!)
"THE INSPECTOR STOOD UP, SHOCKED AT THE INTERRUPTION. HE AND DUDLEY LOOKED OUTSIDE TO FIND FAITHFUL DOG AND HIS MATE RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WINDOW OF THE INSPECTOR'S OFFICE!"
"Well inspector, looks like we've got another mouth to feed!" Dudley replied, chuckling.
End.
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