Lounge Wizard

(Or "That Awkward Mage")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, BULLWINKLE HAD FINALLY MANAGED TO PULL A RABBIT OUT OF HIS HAT, THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS IT WAS SEVERELY MUTATED BY BORIS BADENOV INTO A RABBIT MONSTER!"

"Bullwinkle…" Rocky shivered, grasping the moose as the enormous lagomorph approached.

"Don't worry, Rock, I know exactly how to handle this…" Bullwinkle smirked. "After all, I bought this rabbit out of the hat…I could totally put him back in!"

("Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" by The Police plays)

"Though I've tried before to tell her

Of the feelings I have for her in my heart

Every time that I come near her

I just lose my nerve as I've done from the start"

Bullwinkle made a bunch of doves appear and briefly distract the rabbit. The rabbit, absolutely angered at the fact the moose had gotten away from him, ripped up the stage, digging his massive claws into the wood that formed the floorboards--thankfully he got a splinter, which allowed Bullwinkle to resume his plan of attack.

"Every little thing she does is magic

Everything she do just turns me on

Even though my life before was tragic

Now I know my love for her goes on"

"Is THIS your card?!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, inserting a whole deck of cards into his ear. "BABA O'RILEY!" He exclaimed, firing the cards at the mutant rabbit from his mouth like a machine gun.

The mutant rabbit roared and continued to try and attack Bullwinkle.

"Do I have to tell the story

Of a thousand rainy days since we first met?

It's a big enough umbrella

But it's always me that ends up getting wet"

Bullwinkle pulled a huge, linked scarf from his sleeve, using said scarves to ensnare the rabbit and make it trip.

(*BOOM!*)

The monster rabbit fell to the ground, completely immobilized.

"Every little thing she does is magic

Everything she do just turns me on

Even though my life before was tragic

Now I know my love for her goes on"

"Alright Bullwinkle!" Rocky cheered.

"AT LONG LAST, BULLWINKLE WAS FINALLY ABLE TO SHOVE THE RABBIT BACK INTO HIS HAT…THEN PULLED HIM BACK OUT IN A NON-MUTATED STATE!"

"Congrats buddy, you finally did it!" Rocky smiled, hugging his friend.

"Yeah no thanks to those magic idiots over there…" Bullwinkle grumbled, noticing Boris and Natasha.

"Vat are yu goink to do?" Boris asked, feeling pretty darn nervous, tugging at the edge of his jacket.

"What I have to..." Bullwinkle pulled his gloves back. "ALAKAZAM!"

"WITHIN AN INSTANT, BORIS AND NATASHA WERE TRANSFORMED INTO CUTE WHITE BUNNIES!"

"Vell dis sucks." Bunny-Boris spoke, in a high-pitched voice compared to his usual deep tone.

"HAH!" Bunny-Nat laughed, then fell over laughing.

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!"

End

Music:

- Abracadabra

(Steve Miller Band)

- Every Little Thing She Does is Magic

(The Police)