Max was currently holding a copper shield on his forearme and inch wider then all directions then his arm. What was he doing Blocking kissing form the humanoid golden retriever girl in a bikini, This was Alice. the Bitch said, "Come on Max We are both dogs, and My functional jugs are two wizes bigger then that snakes useless lumps!" She dove to try and kiss him only for Max to block it. The framing of this was it was happening like her lips where a dangerous weapon and Max was pulling off a super human feat by blocking each and ever strike. he won't Miss one he would block each one.
Zoe then slithered off roaring in rage and screaming, "THERE SSSSSSSSSHE ISSSSSSSSSS FORCING HERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSELF ON MY MAN!" Within moment. In a moment Webbing tied Alice up. there was Silk or just Cindy Moon in a police officer uniform. She was clearly the officer on duty at school. All schools had one but in a world were everyone has super powers a real cop has to be here.
The former super heroine growled, "Attempted Rape is a crime!" Zoe rocketed to Max's side to hug him as she cried and shot daggers at her. Cindy would take Alice away She won't be seen again. As there is no double standards. A woman trying to force herself on a man, is just as bad as the other way around.
On the Moon watching it Aki said, "Fuck you mutation you send me the hell down there Mr. Robot! My baby was almost raped at school by that psycho lady!"
Rose crossed her arms, "Me too were my wife goes I go!"
Lily said, "I want to hug my fluffy big brother."
Now While that was happening Elsewhere. Peter Danny, and Luke were currently digging out a pit. Peter, "the old Baxter building, haven't seen it sense we thought we had to only unpowered human left in here. No he just regenerated. Lead by Norman to damage the city to buy his way into office. good thing I took luke's offer to join the police right away to Arrest him or else the Green goblin would have had America!" he bitches picking up and throwing rocks away.
Luke and Danny where smashing them. The former iron Fist had his hands covered in energy as he found an old ironman helmet, "The Shut in! he is already mutated by Extremist No reason for that!" he said throwing it away. " What are we digging for again?"
Luke cage put his hands on his hip, he was the head of police so he was blunt. " Simple My old friends evidence in a cold case. The guy who did it ran to another country and came back, the scorpion inhuman who we thought killed David, Only for it to not be true. attempted murder is still a crime we can get him on. he was off on his math, We have a month to find proof to try him left. Or wise he gets away with trying to kill a kid."
Peter lifted a boulder, "So we dick out for the video tape black box in the walls and watch hours of old security camera video till we find the moment to Arrest him Got it!" he said lifting off a rock and out popped deadpool in a dirty ripped costume.
they rolled there eyes Deadpool came out, "HOW LONG WAS IN THERE WHAT YEAR IS IT? AND HOW ARE YOU!" Sense the mouth of his suit was open Peter fired a web ball covering it.
Our cop, Formerly known as Ironfist said, "Twenty forty, Everyone has powers, Now shut up or help me Peter and Luka dig up the Black box deadpool shield is gone and Nick furies old robots are acting out old programming. Srs. Juniors is a monk in Tailand doesn't that just blow your mind?"
Deadpool pilled out his rusty sword and cut his mouth free and gasped grabbing Peter, "SPIDER-MAN A COP! Next you will say your a single father!" he nodded and deadpool gasped and said, "I FUCKING LOVE THE FUTURE WE HAVE OFFICER SPIDER-DILF!" he went to helping them Look.
Cage smiled as he had finally found it, "The Black cop, Let's go jail a want to be Kid killer!" Deadpool called out, "I OVER JOYED TO BE PART OF THIS! PLEASE TELL ME CHIMICHANGAS ARE STILL A THING IN THE FUTURE!"
Elsewhere after school Rose Lily and Aki where hugging Max. Zoe on the side's eye twitched, she got it right away, "My family disowned me...Those btichess, and fat asshole!" She hissed summoning a swarm of Red energy snakes to her head to make her look like a gorgon to high light her rage.
Bone bitch walked by saying, "yeah Sorry girl... At least your boyfriend didn't get raped by Alice... And Alice will be spayed for this."
Deadpool Teleported by and said, "yeah I don't know what is going on but My daughter use to go here and I've been under a rock for years. So I am just going to go ask for records to find my baby. Deadpool saying see you next chapter."
to be continued.
Wade appeared, 'I want to thank you for putting me in an Earth-x inspired story. I wasn't in the Comic So I didn't get to meet officer spider Dilf in Canon. So thank you!"