Sonic was chasing down Metal Sonic for what was possibly the last time. Metal was now broken down, battered, and most importantly was burning up inside it was time to destroy him.
"Don't come near us you fucking nigger!" Sonic screamed boosting into Metal Sonic blowing him to bits.
"You are so fucking dead." Sonic said in a cold tone as he got out of his car and walked towards the remains of Metal Sonic. "I'm going to get revenge on you for everything you did to me." Sonic said with an evil grin.
"You can't do that Sonic! You'll be killed!" Tails said rushing at Sonic and trying to stop him from doing anything stupid.
"That's exactly why I have to do this. Now go home." Sonic ordered him.
Tails didn't want to leave but knew he had no choice. He watched Sonic walk over to the remains of Metal Sonic.
"You won't win Sonic." Tails screamed like a little faggot who cross dresses. You know the ones that wear pleaded skirts and shit? "It's no use Metal has you-" Tails looked dumbfounded.
"Exactly what I wanted" Sonic said pulling an Nvidia RTX 3090 from Metal Sonic's remains. It was a good thing that Metal Sonic was made of metal or else he would have been fried by it.
"What is that?" Tails asked pointing at the card.
"A graphics card." Sonic yawned shoving it in his pocket. "Alright little man let's go home" Sonic grabbed his car keys and let Tails ride shotgun. On the way back to Knothole Sonic looked at Tails and asked, "So are you like fucking gay or something? You're the only dude I have seen dress in girl clothes? Is it like a fucking fetish?" Sonic gaslit Tails embarrassing him.
"No, I just like wearing girl clothes." Tails answered.
"Oh okay, faggot next time TURN YOUR DICK INTO A CLIT." Sonic yelled looking away from Tails in disapproval.
After getting back to Knothole Sonic went straight to Sally's house. He was greeted by her father, King Acorn, and his wife, Alicia.
"Sonic where have you been? We've been worried sick about you." King Acorn said angrily.
"I'm sorry father-in-law I needed some alone time to think." Sonic lied.
"I thought you were fighting Metal Sonic." Alicia said confused.
"Metal Sonic is gone." Sonic told them. "Every last scrap of him is gone, melted into goo. Eggman can't throw shit at us now." Sonic smiled.
"Oh thank goodness. I don't want to have to deal with him again." King Acorn said relieved.
"I'm glad too." Sally said coming down the stairs. Seeing the love of her life Sally Acorn run across the room to huge Sonic. She was topless as always wearing nothing, but her signature blue jacket. Her body was toned, and she had a beautiful face.
"How did it go?" Sally asked him.
"Well, we finally destroyed him." Sonic said happily.
"Good, I was afraid he might find his way here." Sally said as she took Sonic's hand to her bedroom leaving Tails and her parents in the living room to watch Family Matters on TV.
The next day Sonic and Sally went to the park where they met Tails. They all decided to play soccer together. Sonic was very competitive and he was not happy when he lost to Tails. Sonic pulled out a gun and pointed it directly at Tails "HEY FAG BOY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO?!" Sonic pulled the trigger releasing a .45 caliber bullet through Tails chest. Tails was bleeding as bleed poured out and onto his trans-pride skirt as he fell to the ground.
"NO! NO! NO! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" Tails begged.
"Fuck you! I'm going to kill you!" Sonic screamed.
"Please Sonic wha..t's wrr- wrrong" Tails muttered coughing like a bitch.
"You fucking cunt!" Sonic yelled kicking Tails to death.
"Sonic!" Sally cried running over to Sonic and hugging him. "Why would you do that?"
"I'm sorry I'm sorry. It's just a hate faggots... That's all." Sonic immediately started motor boating Sally's titties.
"What's wrong with you Sonic? You've never done that before." Sally said worriedly.
"I'm just really horny right now." Sonic admitted. "I haven't had sex since your mother, Alicia, fucked me disguised as you."
"Wait, wait, wait! You mean that you have been fucking my mom?" Sally asked.
"Yeah, and I pretended I didn't know it was your mom. But I still loved it." Sonic said looking at Sally's big tits. Sonic was a womanizer and he knew how to get laid.
"Oh, well, that's good then." Sally said smiling. "Let's go back to the house." Sally and Sonic walked hand in hand back to their home. But before they left the dimensions around them were weakening considerably. A Zone cop was summoned before them from Asgard.
"WHO ARE YOU" The strong asgardian yelled wielding his hammer Mjolnir.
"We are Sonic and Sally Acorn." Sonic said standing up to his full height.
"YOU ARE NOTHING BUT THIEVES AND LIARS!" The Zone Cop yelled slamming his hammer down on the ground. An electric wave struck both Sonic and Sally as they fell to the ground reveling in pain. As the zone cop inched towards Sonic a webbed hero came out of nowhere!
"Of Course, Thor, and he's compensating for his tiny penis too!" The masked webbed hero said kicking Thor in his Jaw. I thought gas prices were bad, now Asgard's greatest is a Zone Cop.
"GET OUT OF HERE!" Thor yelled punching the mask off revealing himself to be none other than Peter Parker.
"That's right I'm here to save the day!" Peter said firing his web shooters at the Zone Cop. "Quickly Sonic, Sally go through the portal!" Peter pointed to the blocky figure next to a dark, crystal, rectangular portal.
"What about you?" Sally asked.
"I'll hold him off until you get to safety." Peter said.
"Thank you Peter." Sally said running to the portal with her hands on her tits so they don't block her eyesight.
"Not a problem." Peter said as he took a blow from Thor's hammer to the head severely injuring him. Cracking his skull. Thankfully Sonic and Sally run through the portal in time to a hidden palace of sorts leaving the blocky man behind to close the portal.
"I'm only gonna say this once Thor," The blocky man said stoically "It's risky to dig straight down... I mean why do you think there's a lot of underground tunnels and caves?"
"Oh shut up. If you had any brains you would have known that." Thor said.
"Oh, I did know that. But you've been mashing the ground with your hammer." The Blocky man took off his hood revealing himself to be none other than FitMC! "Stop at once or else when I destroy this end crystal we will all fall into the lava below" The lava below was gushing out as the ground below them was cracking quite quickly.
"I'm warning you! Stop!" FitMC yelled.
"If you stop I'll stop." Thor said.
"No, if you stop I'll stop." FitMC said.
Peter was coughing up a lung. He probably was not gonna make it, he need a potion of healing pronto. "Tell... MJ... I-Love-He..e.r..." Peter gasped for air struggling to get up as FitMC and Thor argued.
"Fine!" Thor said stopping his hammer.
"No, you stop!" FitMC said as he pulled out a long pipe from his back and shot it at Thor. The pipe hit Thor square in the chest knocking him backwards. FitMC ran to grab Spider-Man and they darted away as Mjolnir crashed into the ground destroyed all of the park. As FitMC and Spider-Man ender pearled away Thor climbed out from the hole long after they left.
"Ugh, what a pussy." Thor said walking away. "Now where did those two run off to?"
The next day Sally and Sonic woke up on a Spaceship like they had never seen before...
Until next time... Stay classy San Diego!