The Legend of The Chort (ChorTrilogy I)

by CampDBow

Action / adventure tales written from the perspective of Coach Z, which explains the intentionally odd narrator's voice. If you're not familiar with his accent, this weird little story is going to make even less sense. The idea for the series was lifted from Strong Bad Email 73 - Mascot, when Coach Z says, "Git yer head in tha game, The Chort! The Cheat is wide open!"

3. Bubs' Testimony

Strong Bad finished telling The Cheat what we'd heard. I could see by the look on his face that he was confused, but by what? Was he confused about how this all happened or was he confused by the fact that we knew it was him?

We were done with our smrorthers, and left together. Everybody was looking suspiciously at one another. Of all the unlikely places for an idea, Strong Mad piped up.

"TALK TO BUBS! TALK TO BUBS!"

We needed to get answers, and we needed them fast. We tracked down Bubs, his footprints weren't that hard to find. When we finally caught up with him, he was hiding in a tree. Muttering something about good deals. I tried to coax him down.

"Hey Bubsy! Why don'tcha come on down? We got some questions for ya'."

He began climbing down, but before he reached the lowest branch, he saw The Cheat standing between Strong Mad and Strong Bad.

"What?! You're all in this together! I don't care if you dyed his fur back to yellow, I won't let you concession stand destroyers get me too!"

And with that, he scurried back up to the top of the tree.