The Legend of The Chort (ChorTrilogy I)

by CampDBow

Action / adventure tales written from the perspective of Coach Z, which explains the intentionally odd narrator's voice. If you're not familiar with his accent, this weird little story is going to make even less sense. The idea for the series was lifted from Strong Bad Email 73 - Mascot, when Coach Z says, "Git yer head in tha game, The Chort! The Cheat is wide open!"

8. The Hunter, or the Hunted?

Well, we arrorved at the Bad's Hourse at about ten o'clorck. We figured that we shouldn't start looking for The Chort until mrarning, because it is widely known that Cheats and relorted species have excellent night vision. We discussed our plans of attrack for a few minutes before retiring.

I was gonna sleep on da couch, while Strong Mad slept in his room, and The Cheat and Strong Bad slept in Strong Bad's room. I was just noddin' orf, when I heard a blood-curdling scream.

I jumped out of bed, and ran to Strong Bad's room. Strong Mad met me there, and we entered slowly. It was not a pretty sight. The window was broken. Strong Bad was crying like a baby. And The Cheat was gone!

"What happened, Strong Bad?" I asked.

Through the sobs, I heard him whimper, "He was here. The Cheat's brother. When The Cheat and I walked in, we saw him stealing my Farrah Faucet poster. He jumped out the window and into the bushes. The Cheat lunged after him, straight out the window, and into the night..."