"What... where am I?"
The last thing he remembered were those pirates fighting him, and then the beautiful bodies of those two girls. But what happened next? Had he fainted? And why couldn't he see anything? And above all, where was he? He stood up and began to walk forward.
"Wait a minute... I can hear voices... but why can't I see anyone?" He kept walking towards the voices and after a few meters he stopped. Suddenly, the voices fell silent.
"AAAAAHHHHH! A NAKED MAN!"
"TAKE THE CHILDREN AWAY! AND CALL THE GUARDS!"
Erik was confused. Naked? He ran his hands over his body. Yes, he really was without clothes. But why... then he understood.
Maybe he had a blindfold. He put a hand on his face, realizing that was indeed the case. He took off the blindfold, and saw he was in a square full with people, many of whom stared at him in horror, while others ran away.
"How the hell did I even get here?"
And just then, a group of marines appeared on the other side of the square.
"There! Let's go get him!"
Erik's eyes widened. "Oh, no!" He had to flee. He turned and started running.
"COME BACK HERE, YOU PERVERT!"
Nami hung the map she had just finished drawing on the wall of her room. She smiled and thought about the latest events.
It had been a bizarre adventure to say the least, but they had managed to overcome it. And not only that: they had also taken their revenge on that madman. Surely by now they will have already arrested him for obscene acts in a public place, thought the navigator. He deserves it. Robin really had a great idea. Taking him to another island and leaving him without clothes was truly poetic justice! He looked at the shirt she was wearing. And I even got to renew my wardrobe! Of course that madman had lots of clothes.
And of course, she wasn't satisfied with just taking back her clothes. She had taken advantage of the opportunity to do some shopping without having to pay a penny. And she had also been lucky; she had found some great clothes, which under normal circumstances would have cost her a fortune, and...
"Hey, Nami?"
Her trail of thoughts was interrupted and she turned to the source of the voice. "Yes? What is it, Luffy?"
The captain of the Straw Hats approached the Cat Thief. "Well... you see, I wanted to drink some milk, so I went to the kitchen, but Sanji threw me out."
"So what?"
He pointed at the redhead's chest. "Could I get some milk from your boobs?"
"... and that's how I caught a two hundred kilos salmon."
"Wow! I bet it tasted good."
"It was great. And then there was that time..."
Robin smiled as she listened to Usopp tell yet another lie to Chopper. The two were leaning against the railing and were preparing to fish.
Beyond, Zoro slept with his back against the mast. As for Robin, she intended to relax with a book she had found in Erik's mansion. It was an old, out-of-print archeology textbook that she'd been looking for for a long time and never hoped to find. She reclined on the back of the chair and opened the book.
"Man, it hurts..."
The moan caught her attention, as well as that of two of the other pirates on the deck (Zoro continued snoring quietly). She turned and saw something that left her speechless. "Captain..."
"Luffy!"
"Holy cow, what happened to you?"
Luffy looked like hell, to say the least. Full of bruises and bumps, a swollen eye and blood dripping from a small wound on his forehead, it seemed as if a train had hit him. He staggered for a moment and rubbed a big bump on his head. "Guys... can I give you some advice? Never ask Nami for milk!"
AN: And that's the end. Thanks for reading, folks. If you enjoyed the story, please consider leaving a review.