Author Notes: Welcome! this story is a Hitachiin themed story that focuses on our prankster duo and their never-ending quest of fucking with Tamaki's mind.

Disclaimer: Go back to the beginning to read the disclaimer, ok. Thank you so much!

Mischief Managed

This is a true story; it happened on a Tuesday when the Ouran Hosts Club and the Queens were trying to figure out just what was bothering their Host, Club King. However, the story isn't about them; it's focused on the mischievous Hitachiin twins. They decided it'd be a good day to play a prank on their dear Host Club King? These weren't just any pranks. Oh no, these pranks were a bit on the extreme side, making one believe they were losing their minds.

It all started just by the little tasks of stealing a teddy bear pencil from his backpack.

Let us go back to this morning when it all began with the Hitachiin twins arriving at school.

"Hikaru, I'm bored," Kaoru whined while shutting his orange Nintendo DS. He frowned and noticed that his twin was not playing Pokémon anymore. "Let's do something fun,"

Hikaru smirked, looking up, digging into his pocket; he held up a teddy bear pencil, the look of mischief written all over his face, the way his own gold eyes mirrored his twin's you could tell he had already put his plan for entrainment into motion. "Let's spend the day messing with Tono."

"Shouldn't we find someone else to prank?" "You're suggesting we play nothing but pranks on him," Kaoru frowned, shaking his head in disbelief at how Hikaru had decided to prank Tamaki, it wasn't as if he didn't enjoy it, but the same pranks got tiring. However, their last prank of exchanging Tamaki's shampoo with pink hair dye had gone off without a hitch.

"Little brother," Hikaru smiled, placing an arm around Kaoru's shoulders. His eyes shined with mischief, as did his face. "I see a world of possibilities; imagine it, we'll make the boss believe he's losing his mind."

"You mean…"

"Remember that construction equipment outside?"

"Hikaru, you don't mean?"

"Mmn-hmm,"

"Where is it?"

Tamaki nearly ransacked the classroom trying to find his beloved teddy bear pencil, and he had it earlier when he arrived, and then when he sat his bag down for five minutes to woo a girl, it disappeared. Eating three boxes of Teddy Graham cereal was in vain if he did not find his pencil. Sure, he could use another, but his teddy bear pencil was a beloved treasure, a commoner treasure at that.

"Tamaki, you're acting like a moron," Kyouya dodged a few of the thrown items; pushing his glasses up onto his nose, he sighed. Watching Tamaki act like a dog searching for a lost bone was one thing, but the destruction of school property was not something he enjoyed watching.

"Mommy," Tamaki's eyes filled with tears, and clinging to Kyouya's shirt, he sniffled. "My beloved teddy bear pencil is missing, and all you can do is say that I'm acting like a moron?" he let out a loud sigh as he went to a corner and began sulking. "What if it's out there being used by someone without the kindest intentions? What if they are using it for evil, Wait what if fairies kidnapped it?"

"Tamaki, did you ever think that you left it at home?" Kyouya asked, rolling his eyes; he glanced out the window catching the sight of Kaoru strapping Hikaru into a harness connected to the end of the crane. Of course, it was those Hitachiins messing with Tamaki. A small smile appeared on his face, and he said. "You're right, Tamaki. It was stolen. We must find it."

"You're right; I'll go make flyers right now!" Mood elevated, and high energy Tamaki took off out the room.

"This will be interesting," Kyouya smiled pulled out his cell phone to call the twins.

Throughout the whole day, Tamaki had gotten his uniform stolen from his gym locker, and he was forced to wear his gym clothes for the entire day only to discover that all his clothes were hidden under the gym bleachers. One crucial thing was missing.

His underwear.

"Oh my god,"

"Eek, who put those up there,"

Tamaki walked outside. He saw a few girls were looking up at the tall flagpole outside. "What's wrong, my little lambs?" he gave a gentle smile through his uncomfortable feelings mixed with embarrassment.

"Tamaki-Sama…" The girls inched away from him, giving him leering looks. They were not swooning over him, nor were they speaking much. They only pointed up towards the flagpole.

"What the…" Tamaki stared in horror; his beloved Kuma-chan boxer shorts were flying proudly in the warm spring wind. Turning bright red and keeping a calm look on his face, he turned to the horrified girls. "Please, my little lambs, I am showing my school spirit."

"Tamaki-Sama's being a pervert."

"Was he trying to be funny?"

"It wasn't funny, was it?"

Collapsing to the ground and eroding, Tamaki let out a small squeak of sadness as two mischievous twins watched from afar. They decided to go on with prank number three.

Sally held back a giggle at the story Tamaki told her. She had to ask one thing. "Why did you put your underwear up the flagpole?"

"I didn't do it!"

"Uh-huh, and I am the Queen of Egypt."

Tamaki sighed, flopping back into a couch. "First my pencil, now my underwear." he paused a moment and looked at Sally. "And the gypsies still haven't returned my pencil."

"Rene, why don't you just go to the store and buy a new pencil?" Sally Moore looked at the picture a moment. "I saw a bunch of those things at the dollar store, and we can get you a new one."

"But my pencil was special," Tamaki said. "It was a gift of commoner's wisdom."

"Uh-huh," Sally leaned against the wall closest to the window and sighed; she did not know what she saw in him, nor did she even want to question why he did not accept her offer of getting a new pencil. "I swear, you are going mental. You can get a new one!"

She turned to the window and saw Hikaru "fly" in and land on the sill. She blinked a few times in surprise.

"Hikaru…?"

Hikaru pointed to Tamaki and gave a mischievous smile, putting a finger to his lips. He leaned down, picked up Sally, and flew back out the window carrying her with him.

"Sally, maybe you're right; let's go to-Sally?"

Turning pale as a ghost, Tamaki dropped the flyers to the floor; Sally had disappeared. He let out a scream taking off out of the room while yelling out down the hallway. "My raver daughter's been stolen away!"

"They're over here somewhere."

"Takashi and Mitsukuni said they'd meet us outside in the courtyard."

Mimi and Ren stopped walking as they looked out the window, catching sight of Hikaru and Sally "flying" past all the while they could hear the sound of Hikaru's maniacal laughter.

"So that's what that crane was for."

Outside Kaoru lowered Hikaru and Sally to the ground. Getting out of the crane, he smiled and high-fived his brother.

"We got the boss good," Hikaru sat Sally down and smiled at her. "Thanks for helping us, Sals."

"Whatever," Sally looked over and saw through the windows that Tamaki was still running down the hallway screaming like a mad man. "Dude, did you have to be that cruel?"

"We were bored,"

Shaking her head, Sally walked off as both twins high-fived one another. Their mischief went on like that all day, that is until Tamaki found out the truth and ended up chasing them through Ouran.

However, someone who worked closely with the construction crew allowed the twins to prank.

"Yes, my son's friends have had enough fun for one day; please take the crane back to the middle school to continue preparations on the clock tower."

End

Author Notes: Don't' ask me how in the hell the twins know how to control a construction crane or how Hikaru could do everything undetected. They are just badasses. I hope you can forgive my Tamaki teasing; I love writing the twins as extreme pranksters.