Don't really know why I made this one-shot while I'm trying to plan out and write a third chapter for my main story but here we are I guess,
Anyways please enjoy this little snippet of a trio of mamono and their husband fighting Mogh lord of blood.

Have a nice day further :P

Edit: My fucking god how many people don't bother to read the end of this joke fic? their not fighting Mogh in reality, their playing Elden ring the Game!


As a group of four adventurers entered a old looking temple the dark Valkyrie couldn't help but point out her observations "Aside from the blood crazed idiots and that moldy egg over there this place looks beautiful, though it would certainly be a pain to clean up all the blood scattered everywhere" her fellow sisters in arms a apophis and inari respectively couldn't help but agree though before they or their husband could speak up they were interrupted by a rather disgusting sound coming from the arm raised to the top of the moldy egg as it began to fall downwards.

Watching as the arm slowly zig-zagged before reaching the end point of it's descent the apophis pointed out the obvious "I think we took the wrong path somewhere Lizzy." the Inari let out a sigh before sharply looking up at the grand horned figure rising up from the pool of blood locking gazes with her husband before pointing him out to her sisters in arms.

"Dearest Miquella, you must abide alone a while" the Blood lord spoke with a deceptively calm and gentle voice holding the hand of his dear half-brother before turning to adress the intruders of his inner sanctum "Welcome honored guests, to the birthplace of our Dynasty!" the Blood lord greeted bombastically.

"Uh yeah, we seem to have taking a wrong turn somewhere earlier could you take us off your guest list and maybe give us directions? Petra the apophis said sarcastically only to cringe away as the combined strength of Lizzie and Andrew barely held back the viscious looking trident from skewering her, looking up the apophis locked eyes with the unamused one eyed glare of the dark Omen king letting out a snarl before slapping away the first of the spells the inari had aimed towards him with his trident.

Throwing a hand full of boiling blood towards the dark winged woman Mogh simultaneously began a blade lock trapping Andrew's blade with his trident only for his attention to slip as the purple skinned snake woman called out "Hey you big horny bastard, take a look at this" Petra shouting as the blood priest's glare turned from distain to hateful shock at the bloody shackle held within her hands before she activated it's left over magic.

Andrew and Lizzie took full advantage of the sudden opening as the lord of blood all but slammed into the ground, letting their blades sing before the lord of blood broke the seal and batted them away before standing back up and focusing on the greatest threat inside his royal palace "TRES" Mogh spat lunging forward and impaling the damned snake, Andrew looked on in shock until the lord of blood flung the wounded apophis his way.

"You okay Petra?" Andrew asked worried however before she could respond Lizzie's pained scream ripped through the chamber both of them quickly looking up only to see the dark valkryie swing her blade around wildly her yellow eyes stinging as she attempted to keep attacking and rub the boiling blood out of her eyes only to find the blood lord's trident slam into her sides flinging her away, Ayame the inari looked on as the horned figure finally turned it's attention towards her.

"DUO" Mogh roared before unleashing a vicious chain of attacks towards the multi-tailed fox women was barely able to block though not without suffering severe wounds deciding enough was enough Ayame unveiled her trump card and attacked the lord of blood, Mogh on the other hand felt slight shock watching the petite little girl (to his size at least) swing around the prismatic curved sword belonging to his fool of a brother.

Andrew and his other wife's let out a excited cheer watching the smallest among their number stagger the blood lord and began re-focusing their combined attacks upon him once more, feeling their blades bite into his flesh enraged Mogh who rectified the situation by blasting the snake woman backwards with a explosion, kicking the winged woman down and slamming their husband into the side of his palace walls, finally he turned once more towards the fox wretch wielding his brother's blade and lunged forwards.

Andrew looked on in horror as his inari wife's broken body was lifted up like a twisted trophy "UNUS" Mogh gleefully proclaimed enjoying the trio's look of horror aimed towards the foolish brat impaled by his trident and the angered gazes focused on himself, flinging the dead wretch off his trident Mogh barely blocked the assault from the husband and wife trio taking several hits before scratching reality to once more blow the fools away only to be forced to the ground again catching sight of his wretched shackle in the hands of the dark valkyrie this time, breaking the seal holding him captive Mogh slams his trident full force into Lizzie's side sending her flying away.

Twirling around Mogh blocks Andrew's sword strike but get's hit by several spells fired off by Petra, jumping back Andrew narrowly dodges another throw of boiling blood only for Mogh to thrust his trident forwards piercing Andrew's left arm before flinging the male adventure at his apophis wife preparing to finish them off only for Mogh to get tackled by Lizzie becoming desperate to protect her surviving friends, trading blows with the sinister priest Lizzie can't help but worry that they would be the one to lose this battle.

As Andrew stands up and slams the heavy set axe formerly belonging to the mad demi-god Godrick into the blood lord's back with a jump, a ominous red mist begins to cloud the arena attempting to protect each other Andrew and Petra attempt to find Lizzie only for the rough voice of the blood lord to roar out a ominous chant "NIHIL! NIHIL! NIHIL!" upon hearing those words Andrew and Petra could feel nothing but pure agony coursing through their bodies as both scream out in pain, much to the blood lord's sadistic delight as the blood red mist begins to slowly fade away revealing Mogh's transformation and Lizzie's state to Andrew and his last remaining wife.

Gritting his teeth in pure anger Andrew glares at the lord of blood's brand new pair of great black wings considering them an insult towards his recently murdered wife, Petra tackles her glaring husband aside to dodge the sudden throw of burning bloood that was quickly followed by Mogh dive-bombing Andrew's previous location before pulling a sharp spin and nearly blocking the engraved great axe only for the weapon to slam into his face with viscious abandon forcing the evil demi-god to stagger backwards in pain.

Petra deciding to aid her husband in this dance of death pulls out a blood soaked katana she ironically stole from one of Mohg's blood crazed underlings, His defences beginging to crumble under the swift strikes of the bloody katana and the heavy hits of the engraved axe Mogh finds his growing desperation reaching a fever pitch as he begins a brutal series of counter attacks before flying backwards to gain some space.

Petra lunges forward barely dodging another exploding claw mark while penetrating the lord of blood's right shoulder as she feels the trident slam into her stomach full force, however before Mogh could capitalize on the situation he is once more intercepted by a angry husband who does not let up his flurry of axe strikes bringing down the Lord of blood,as Mogh glares into the eye's of the intruder Andrew's grim smile takes on certain mocking qualities before slamming Godrick's axe into Mogh for the final time.

Falling back onto his knees Mogh weakly begins reaching out for the cocoon holding his younger step-sibling, his singular good eye flaring in a combination of desperation, lust and despair before Mogh groans out the last words he would ever say amongst the living "I can see it... Clear as day... the coming of our dynasty... Moghwyn!" and with that final proclamation and the sound of his trident falling on to the ground signifies the end of Mogh lord of blood.


Breaking the silence of his room three female voices give out a excited yell as the bombastic music fades out and their hubby get's his rewards, Andrew leans back in his chair before laying down the controller and let's out a tired sigh "Bastard was though, I'm glad we could beat him though" causing Ayame to let out a tired nod.

"I must say this was quite a exciting fight, I take it we'll have another session of this next week?" Lizzie questioned wanting to see what other challanges they could fight and hopefully conquer only for Petra to give a annoyed sigh.

"This game won't go anywhere, so we could take up arms again when all of us feel like it Petra explained to the lounging dark valkryie who gave several excited nods in understanding before Andrew interrupted their conversation with a remark of his own.

"It's getting quite late actually and I did promise to treat you girls to something nice should we win" Andrew said suggestifly causing a chorus of excited squeals to ring out of the game room, as his wife's haphazardly discarded their controllers and proceeded to carry him towards their shared bed room he could have sworn they forgot to shut something off before shrugging it off.

As the bedroom door slammed shut the only noises one could hear inside the house was feminine moans and a sinister male voice boisteriously decaring "Welcome honored guest, to the birth place of our dynasty!" though none were around to pay it any mind since the ones who owned the house were too busy with other activities.


Like I said no idea why I felt the need to write a combat scene featuring a trio of mamono and their husband fight Mogh lord of blood, perhaps to get back into my usual element or to combat writer's block for chapter 3 of my current main story? who knows :P