Drabbles. Happy Valentine's Day!
Ok, so I kinda wrote (very) short stories instead of actually writing my crossover fanfic, which I will get around to. I might update on Tuesday? Wednesday? Also, each of these is exactly 100 words long, except for the Omake, which is 75 words long. I don't even know why I decided this was a good idea, but here I am!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia. Or any video games and web apps in this thing. Or any historical events referenced in this thing. I literally own nothing but plot. Ok, now to the drabbles. Iceland's fridge. Or Lithuania's 2012 Eurovision song "Love is Blind".
Sufin
"I'm going in there," Finland declared, eyeing the aeroplane that had just landed suspiciously.
One of his soldiers protested, "But it might have soldiers from… you know, them!"
"I can take them," he replied. He slowly walked over to the aeroplane, from where he was hunched down behind a pile of crates. Suddenly the door opened, causing him to immediately pull his rifle on the stranger.
"T'no, y'u here?" the stranger called. Finland's breath caught in his throat.
"Berwald?" He slowly lowered his gun, revealing Sweden, his Berwald. His heart seemed to speed up.
"Why are you here?" he asked.
Romnor
"I can't believe you did that," Romania said.
"Well, I did," Norway responded smugly, "Pay up."
"But how?" Romania shouted.
"I just did," Norway said, "Give me money."
Romania handed him 10 leu, "That was awesome. And you're not hurt?"
Norway shook his head.
"Well, that's good. I don't know what I would do if you got hurt," Romania sighed.
Norway blushed, though it was barely noticeable, "Well-" he was interrupted by the door.
England stared at the two nations, and the scene around them, "Well, sorry to interrupt. I'llcomebacklaterseeyou!" He slammed the door shut.
Densu
Mathias fell to the ground, silently weeping. He was too confident, he hurt Berwald.
"Berwald! I'm sorry!" he shouted, "Please, come back!"
Berwald looked back at him, "Idi't. I'm not leavin' you,"
"You aren't? But… you look mad, and you're leaving!" Mathias protested.
"I'm goin' to th' restroom," Berwald told him, "An' I am mad. But 'm not leavin'."
"Still, sorry!" Mathias replied.
"... you didn' do anythin'. 'sides disappear fer m'nths, but we'll talk 'bout that tonigh'," Berwald replied.
"Oh. OH!" Mathias said, coughing to hide his excitement "Well, I'll go… do something."
"G't some logs fer th' fire,"
"Alright. "
Hongice
"Icey, your brother is watching us and it's creeping me out,"
"My brother? What about yours?"
"You brother is like, creeping me out. Sensei's too old to do anything,"
"Exactly, your brother is 4,000! He's got to have some tricks up his oddly long sleeves!"
"And, like, the rest of the Nordics are there too."
"Well, your family is watching us too!"
"Yeah, but half of them aren't going to, like, intervene. Japan and Taiwan are probably hoping we're going to kiss."
"What?"
"Yeah. Let's give them something to watch."
"Huh? Leon, you can't seriously mean - Hong Kong!"
EngNor
"Mine are stronger," Norway refuted.
"Flying Mint Bunny is stronger than you think!" England protested.
"I have a troll, England," Norway deadpanned.
"I have Flying Mint Bunny!" England shouted.
"My troll is the strongest," Norway said.
"Flying Mint Bunny is so cute!" England shouted.
"Really? Cuter than me?" Norway told him, eyebrow raised.
"Of course not!" England said, backtracking.
"Good. You know, you're not too bad yourself," Norway complimented.
"But seriously, Flying Mint Bunny!" England said.
Norway sighed, "It's obviously Thor,"
"It doesn't really matter though, does it?" Romania intervened, "I mean, mine are the best!"
"No, Romania," they answered.
Omake: Liechtenstein x …Someone?
"No. Over my dead body!" Switzerland shouted, gaining the attention of the whole room.
"But big brother, he really is nice," Liechtenstein protested.
"He might look like that outside, but he actually wants to trick you and steal your money!" Switzerland exclaimed.
"But big brother!" Liechtenstein told him, "Please just give him a chance?"
"...Fine. But one wrong move and he is dead!"
"I'm so happy, big brother! I hope you two can get along!"