A/N:
Guys, i love Mikey. I really do. But uh, I don't wanna taint myself with the image of him grinding in a pole and doing some Magic Mike shit kind of moves so i chose the next best unfortunate person from the group. (Sorry Rindou.)
Atleast he gets to have some action, right?
(Apologies for the cursing throughout the chapter)
English is not my first Language so please apply tolerance on my grammatical errors.
Enjoy reading~
Rindou will never ever bet against his fellow executives again.
It was Sunday, the Bonten executives just finished their weekly meeting and are currently just lounging on their conference room when Ran had some stupid idea of playing a game of UNO. Normally he wouldn't have joined those petty games in until Sanzu, that stupid mouthed scar faced devil that he is started talking.
"Guess we finally know who's the braver twin when it comes to UNO." He nonchalantly stated then went to his seat at the center table waiting for the cards to be shuffled.
Now Rindou has no issues with his brother. They're twins. They've known each other inside and out for their whole lives. Ran may be a bit sarcastic at times but Rindou knows that his brother cares for him and always got his back at any situations. What he hates though, is being compared or even perceived as the weaker one between the two of them. And all members know it too.
He immediately sent a glare to Sanzu's direction as he sat opposite of him, but the man smirked at him.
"Let's get this game fucking over with."
"Wait."
They all turned to Mikey.
"I'm bored."
Rindou, being the sassy snarky assed member that he is rolled his eyes to their leader. "That's why we're fucking playing boss."
Mikey glares at him. "That's not what I meant you dumb fuck. Let's put something at stake here."
"Oh."
"Yeah oh." Sanzu sarcastically smirks. "Listen first you fucker. Don't be too sassy with the King."
Koko interrupts before he answers back and escalate their banters any further. "I say we make a dare to the loser after this. Since material things don't really matter that much to us."
"Let's decide it now." Takeomi suggested. All eyes turned to Mikey at that moment who had a cruel smile in his face.
"How about we write a punishment then the loser will draw one paper from a jar to be fair?'
Everyone agreed to that but Mochizuki added. "Last loser standing. Each winner will be excluded on the next game until there are only two left. The loser will get punished but before he can find out what it'll be, he can make one request that will be immediately granted to avoid extreme disadvantage."
(guys, idk how to play UNO cause I'm an uncultured swine so if you think my game rules are bullshit, then please disregard it. Lol)
"Anything?" Rindou repeated. Hmmmm, that seems to be a good idea.
"Anything." Mikey smirked. "Let's do this."
So, each member wrote what kind of punishment they want the loser has to get through. Rindou had a hard time thinking about what kind of punishment he'd want to put for the losing member. He also had to think about himself since if he loses and his punishment was chosen it'll be like pulling an UNO reverse card to himself.
After putting the written punishments on an obscure jar, the game finally started.
It was rather intense. All members are too focused not wanting to subject themselves torment of the others. And of-fucking-course it has to be that stupid Sanzu who wins first. As each member win, cold sweat started to form on Rindou's forehead. He glared at Ran as he casually leaned on his seat after winning the previous round. Tch.
He looked at the remaining player in front of him. Mikey looked indifferent with his emotionless eyes while holding 4 cards. Sanzu is sitting a few seats beside him looking worried. His smugness at the start of the game is changed into worry after seeing the possibility of their leader enduring the punishment written by the members.
Rindou smirked. Seems like I won't be punished. He thought to himself while holding only two cards.
His smugness though, fell down when Mikey laid down a card. It's a skip card.
Exhaling shakily, he waited for the next one. The other players started leaning in anticipation waiting for what happens next.
Another skip card.
Rindou felt his stomach drop. 2 cards left.
Takeomi seemed to be enjoying the turn of events in front of him and started smirking. Ran is staring intently at the cards on his brother's hand not one emotion in place. Mochi, Koko, and Kakuchou all had an impassive look on their face and Rindou doesn't even wanna look at Sanzu's direction.
Mikey laid down the last 2 cards.
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
2 skip cards.
The other members started laughing at his reaction and Ran lightly pats his brother's back in sympathy trying to hide his laughter with a light cough.
"Well, well, well…" Sanzu drags the word staring at his eyes.
"Just fucking say it you fucker." He angrily snaps.
"Stop patronizing him Sanzu." Mikey intervened. Giving him a thankful look, Rindou nods at his leader's direction.
After getting over their bearings, they all sat quietly staring at Rindou. He just sat frigidly at his seat awaiting Mikey's decision.
"Before you pull out your punishment, you can only make one request that will be done no matter what it is" Mikey stared at his eyes. "What would that be?"
Rindou could think of many things, but he knows sic'ing the other guys on his place would be a coward thing to do. He's a grown ass man and he will do it. No matter what it may be.
But that doesn't mean he won't drag the other guys with him.
Bravely meeting their leader's eyes, he answered him. "Whatever the punishment it be, I'll make it." There's an exhale of relief from the people inside.
"But I want them to do it with me."
The members started shouting their complaints at that.
"THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT YOU SONOFABI-"
"I DARE YOU TO FINISH THAT YOU FUCKER!" Ran dragged Kokonoi's. collar.
"YOU MOTHERFCKING BASTARD! NO DRAGGING US WITH YOUR LOSER ASS!" Kakuchou angrily pulled his hair out of frustration.
Sanzu's mouth could only gape at his request and Rindou smirked silently at their reactions.
Mochizuki and Takeomi stayed silent knowing their leader have something else to say. Raising his hand to stop the commotion in front of him, Ran immediately let go of Kokonoi and fixed their suit as they wait for Mikey to speak again.
"Mochi, the jar."
Mochi slid the jar in front of them.
"Pick one."
"Fuck it." Rindou picked one piece of paper. He proceeded to unfold the paper and read the messily scrawled punishment.
"Pull out a Magic Mike and pose as a gigolo on a strip club for women for a night. You need to finish atleast one dance/performance and bed atleast one girl to successfully pull out this punishment."
"WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS SHIT?!" Rindou's face went red. Of shame or anger he doesn't know anymore but he wants to kill somebody right now.
Ran immediately peeped at what's written before his mouth went slack at this.
Koko grabbed the paper and went hysterical of laughter.
"Fuck dude.. this is fucked up to the next level. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Kakuchou glared at him. "You seem to be forgetting something here."
"What?"
"His request. He told Mikey he wants us to join him on his punishment."
Sanzu finally snapped. "Who the fuck wrote this shit?!" he angrily waved the piece of paper in the air. "And you!" he pointed at Rindou. "The fuck are you thinking dragging us into this shit?!"
"YOU DRAGGED ME INTO THIS FUCKER!" Rindou angrily yelled back.
Seems like no one's happy with the situation.
"Enough."
Mikey seemed fed up. Both of the men snapped their gazes to the Bonten leader who had an amused glint in his eyes and a cruel smirk in his mouth.
"I wrote that punishment." He laughed cruelly at the betrayed looks from his members.
The members look horrified as they stared at their leader's cruel look at them. Just thinking of dancing in front of a lot of women makes their face red in shame. They may be Japan's number 1 syndicate but they are all designed to fight and kill, not dance on a pole with wearing almost nothing and be ogled by women.
Or worse, old wrinkly looking women.
Ew.
"Blame Sanzu on this." Mikey pointed at his horrified looking number 2 executive. "Remember the movie he dragged us to watch last week? You all didn't pay attention aside from me. That gave me the inspiration to this."
Takeomi grabbed Sanzu's collar. "Of all the things. Fuck!" He swore. "Why do you have to choose that movie?"
"Let go of him Takeomi." He commanded then glanced back at the dazed looking Rindou's direction. "I will be watching you and the other members do the first part of the punishment. Unfortunately, I need to atleast have 2 of them with me. I'll choose one right now and I'll give the right of choosing the other one to you."
All the executives turned their gazes back to their leader a silent plead in their eyes waiting for them to be chosen.
Sanzu gazed around him smugly thinking he'll be the chosen one. Why wouldn't he be? He's Bonten's #2 for pete's sake! Mikey's most loyal subordinate and the one who has been with him since the beginning!
Or so he thought.
He felt like someone dropped a bomb when he heard the name his king uttered."Takeomi."
Shouts of complaint are immediately heard all around the room.
"THE HECK?! I'M THE DEADLIEST MEMBER HERE AND YOU CHOSE HIM?!" - RAN
"I AM THE MOST LOYAL ONE! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE CHOSEN YOU FUCKING SKKSLDSLJD" – SANZU
"I AM THE STRONGEST ONE HERE SO ALL OF YOU MOFOS BETTER SHUT UP!" Kakuchou
"HAH?! YOU?!" Mochizuki pointed at Kakuchou. "I AM THE STRONGEST MEMBER."
Kokonoi shook his head at their antics. "Guys, of course it's supposed to be me. Who else is the best money maker of the gang? Right bo-" He didn't get to finish his words as he looked at Mikey and Takeomi's direction. The two of them seems to have their own world, with Takeomi whispering something in Mikey's direction as he nods along.
He turned his attention to Rindou but it seems like he's not really functioning properly anymore. Just staring into space with fingers on his temple.
A sudden clap of hands took their attention to Takeomi as he shouted "EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!"
Exhaling defeatedly, they all composed themselves and turned back to business mode.
"Rindou."
"Yes." Answered Rindou with a dead tone.
"You and the members that you chose will be performing a month from now at a club that my acquaintance owns. This is to ensure the safety of the member's identity and our Organization."
He nods at this.
"They will only accompany you to the first part of our punishment. The latter one, is something you have to finish on your own."
Upon hearing this, the members, again, started muttering things.
"I bet he can't even dance at all." Ran whispered beside Koko, teasing brother who decided to kick him but he avoided it.
"I bet he can't even be polite to any person the whole night; the moment he opens his mouth the girl will leave him." Mochizuki shook hands with Ran.
"ARE YOU SERIOUSLY MAKING BETS ABOUT MY DEMISE?"
They ignored him. Koko added "If he gets to even talk to any girl." He smirked. "I bet he can't even pick up a decent one unless it's an old or wrinkly rich old lady."
Sanzu started laughing hysterically at that. "Oh please, I have a faith in him. He's decent enough for an executive."
"Whoa, that's new."
"But…"
"HAHAHAHHA. I knew it, spit it out fucker."
"I bet he can take the girl but he can't even make her cum." He smirked.
They shook hands after that and turned around only to find the other members staring at them.
"That's harsh." Ran suddenly pointed out.
"Yeah. It is." Takeomi puffed his cigar. "Especially since by saying those things, you blew up all your chances of being saved by Rindou from dancing." He smirked again. "Better get ready guys. It's time to show the world those hidden moves you're all hiding. And oh, practice your hip thrusting skills." He laughed evilly at each of them.
Someone whimpered on the background.
Mikey spoke again.
"Now Rindou…."
Which members do you want pose as gigolo and dance along with you?"
