"...Vampire Queen."
"Queen?" Akame said
"UUgh...AAAh..." AluKame opened her eyes
Everyone almost gasped as they saw a wooden stake pierced through her heart
"Is this...A backstory of a time when Akame died once?" Mine Asked
"Might be." Bulat admitted
"And wait...Did that guy say 'Vampire Queen'?" Tatsumi asked
"Apparently so." Akame said
"You lay upon the blood soaked ruins of your land." The man that sounded familiar said
"Castles plundered, Dominions in ruin, Servants destroyed, ALL to end the hellfire which you sought to cover the world."
"Wait! That's...That guy is Susanoo!" Lubbock said
"It appears to be me, Yes." Susanoo said
"It looks like You're stacked me through the heart." Akame stated
"...Will that even keep me dead?"
"A bloody conquest having consumed hundreds of thousands. Countless Villages raised to the ground, The Capital nothing but dirt and ash, And over 100,000 innocents impaled and prostrated by you and you alone to strike horror into the heart of all mortal men!" Susanoo said as he grabbed AluKame by the Collar
After hearing the part where Akame impaled 100,000 innocent people shocked everyone.
Akame herself was almost horrified at this, and caused her to question things.
"What say you, Monster, Demon, Devil conceived by the bleachiest womb?!" Susanoo yelled
"WHAT SAY YOU NOOOW?!"
"...The Aristocrats." AluKame said
"...What?" Tatsumi said dumbfounded
"LOL!" Leone said as she started laughing
"...That is the stupidest reason for impaling 100,000 people." Chelsea said
"-_-...Kill her." Akame said with dot eyes
"Do it. Kiiiiill heeeeer!"
"Dugh." Susanoo said, also tired of AluKames shit and punched the stake deeper into her heart!
"Thank you." Akame said
"GAH!" AluKame woke up, seeing that it was just a dream
"...Oh god...IT'S ORIANTANTION DAY!"
"...What?" everyone said in confusion
"Listen close." Najenda started
"You all have been subcontracted as personal bodyguards for the hellsing organization. As you've heard, we deal with special interest targets. Terrorrists, cultists, and individuals that believe themselves to be of...a mystical persuasion."
All the soldiers in the room laugh
"Well," The leader started that sat down on a chair
"Hey That's me! and Leyasu too! A-And Wave! And Bro...And Run...E-Even Bols...wow." Tatsumi said
"And...I have an eyepatch!"
"...wow. Gotta say boss, Tatsumi looks...A lot cooler in an Eyepatch than you." Leone admitted
"I am?" Tatsumi asked
"I hate to admit it...but you can actually rock an eye patch very well Tatsumi." Najenda said
"You look very handsome too!" Bulat said
"Awww Thanks guys." Tatsumi said rubbing the back of his head
"Is there anything else we should be informed about the facility?" Tatsumi asked
"Everything you need to know has already been informed in the briefing." Najenda said but suddenly
AluKame moves through the wall!
"HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"HAAAAhahahhahhaHAHAHAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAAA!" Leone started laughing while rolling on the floor
"Please don't laugh at that!" Akame pleaded
"Okay WHY MUST SHE DO THIS ALL THE TIME?!" Mine yelled
"And did she say dead body?!" Tatsumi gasped
"...Is it...MY dead body?" Chelsea asked a little afraid.
"I doubt anything is left of you." Lubbock said
"STOP SCREAMING!" Najenda yelled and Tatsumi and his friends all finally calmed down and started wimpering like dogs
"So what's up with the pride meeting?" AluKame asked
"They're a mercenary group contracted to replace all the soldiers we lost in the valentine sisters_" Najenda started
"Wait...Are these guys COUNTRY BUMPKINS?" AluKame asked
"Still that obvious huh?" Tatsumi sighed
"We were forced to post morality rates." Najenda said
"They're the only ones that applied."
"We are REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel here." AluKame said with brutal honesty
"Wow! THAT cheap as well huh?" Tatsumi sighed with more hurtful feelings
Lubbock then ran in
"Sir Najenda, I apologize I tried to stop her! But when I pleaded with her she merely responded with, and mind my French, no offence,"
"Some taken." Tatsumi said
"'Fuck, The police'. she then proceeded to tilt every painting she passed on the way here." Lubbock explained
AluKame started to laugh maniacally again
"...Really?" Chelsea asked with a deadpan face
"Yikes. I feel bad for my self to see that happen." Lubbock said
"And tilting EVERY painting as well that is perfectly placed...UNFORGIVABLE!" Susanoo yelled
"Oh God... Walking through that hallway's going to give me such a headache now." Najenda sighed
"I'd say the same as well." Najenda agreed
"Speaking of headaches, a very curious letter arrived for you in the mail." Lubbock handed her a mail
And when everyone saw who it was from, they all froze up in shock
"Syura maxwell?! That filthy, slimy, arrogant CAPITAL PIECE OF SHI_"
"Maxwell. Oh, it's been far too long." Najenda greeted Syura in a musiam
"Wow. Sudden mood swing huh?" Lubbock said
"I agree, you are no longer that little girl I used to know. Look at all those lines on your face." Syura said as he removed his glasses
"And look at all the brown on your nose; how is the Pope doing?" Najenda asked
"Better than your failing Church." Syura said
"So they just gonna throw insults at each other while pretending to be happy to see each other for the whole talk?" Tatsumi asked
"Maybe." Leone answered
"Well, not all of us can exploit illegals..." Najenda said
"HAH! good one boss!" Lubbock cheered
"Why thank you." Najenda said
"But you don't waste time making money off brad pete!" Syrua shut back
"...Okay THAT one is just unfair!" Najenda yelled
but then, AluKame started to walk through one of the paintings
"Honestly, if you're gonna have a dick fighting competition with a woman, you must have started off with the world's cruelest handicap... Which I'm sure benefits the nine-year-old boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet. Which was paid for how? Oh right! 'Generous donations from your followers to spread the word of God'..."
"...don't say it." Mine said
"Please don't...Don't say what I think you'll say!" Leone pleaded
"Please...no more pedophilia...have mercy for the children!" Sheele pleaded
"don't say it don't say it don't say it" Akame repeated
"... All over his back!"
"OH FUCK YOU!" mine yelled
"AAAH! P-Perverted! A-Akame you Hentai! HENTAI!" Sheele yelled with a red face
"I'm Not a pervert!" Akame yelled
"ANDERSOOOON!" Syura yelledm and Esdeath appeared at the end of the hallway
"...Oh no." Tatsumi said with a sweat drop
"Here we go again." Lubbock sighed
"Serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling!" Esdeath quotas the holy book as she walks toward AluKame
"YOU GOT ME A PRESENT!?" AluKame yelled in excitment as she pulled both her guns out
"She thinks of this as a Present?!" Mine asked
"Guess she just likes fights to the death then." Bulat guessed
"Kiss the son lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way when his wrath is kindled but a little!" Esdeath finished as she had her ice swords in hand, and AluKame aims her guns at her!
"HEHEHE..HEHEHE...HEHEEHEHEHEEEE...HEHEEH..." AluKame giggled
"AHA...AHAA...HAHAH...HAHAHAHAH...AHAHAHAH..." Esdeath giggled too
...And...they both sounded...aroused...
"...Okaaaaay are they gonna fight or are they gonna fuck?" Leone asked
"Please don't give me that image." Akame pleaded
"But it sounds like these two are gonna_" leone started again but was cut off
"Leone just don't." Mine said
but suddenly, Mine got in the middle of them with a tourist guide uniform with many elderly tourists
"Right this way group B~! That's right~! Right in front of everyone else~! You're 80, you're used to it~! We're going to look at art and paintings, which I believe are also art, I don't know~! I'm Cockney, I'm uncultured~!"
"...well...I'm not really in art and paintings much so...she's not really wrong about that." Mine admitted
AluKame groans in frustration
"AAAGH Welp! My boners gone."
"Boner?" Leone repeated
"Aye, Kind of a mood killer." Esdeath agreed
"You wanna do this some other time?" AluKame suggested
"Of course! Kill you later you monstrous heathen." Esdeath agreed
"You two you catholic sociopath." AluKame said as both of them began to walk away
"Whoops, tautology!"
"Sharp as ever." Chelsea sighed
"That was pretty close. A fight in the middle of a crowd would have been terrible." Tatsumi sighed
"Good thing I somehow found a tourists guide uniform...and a crowd of elderly people." Mine said
"You wants some coffee?" Syura asked
"Phew...I'd love some." Najenda asked as they both sounded relieved
"Me too." Najenda said
"So, the letter you sent never specified the purpose of this meeting." Najenda said
"Consider this a business transaction. I have two pieces of information that I wish to trade with you." Syura said
"And what would those be?" Najenda asked
"The true identity of Millenium." Syura answered
"Who?" Najenda asked again.
"The organization who assailed your compound." Syura explained
"Oh yeah, there was some debate over that." Najedna said
"Because you didn't want to admit that AluKame was right." Mine said
"And the whereabouts of said Millenium." Syura said
"And what could you possibly want in exchange?" Najedna asked
"Oh, nothing major, just two simple apologies. From you and your subordinate, known as the Crimson Fucker... also known as AluKame." Syura said
"-_-...really?" Akame said
"...So you want an apology from me?" Najenda asked
"I figured, but didn't want to assume." Syura answered
"And, by chance, what would I have to apologize to the Iscariot Organization for?" Najedna asked
"Well, originally I'd ask you to apologize for being a scum-sucking, blaspheming, ignorant, Protestant pig sow!" Syura said
"...Fuck you too." Najenda bites back
"Yeah! Fuck you too freaking horny asshole!" Lubback yelled
"But in this case, the sins of your pet vampire are of greater concern." Syura said
"What did he do this time?" Nejenda asked
"I dread to find out." Akame said
"Me too. I can already feel a headache coming up." Mine sighed
"Over the last couple of years, he has sent no less than 400 death threats to the Pope. By carrier pigeon, no less. They just, fly right into the Vatican." Syura explains, baffled by the carrier pigeon part himself.
"...Carrier pigeon...How?" Tatsumi asked
"Were they familiar carrier pigeons? Like the dogs that she used to_" Leone starts
"I doubt it!" Chelsea cuts her off before she finishes
"And wait, 400 death threats?" Mine asked
"She must hate Christianity." Sheele guessed
"Sheele I DON'T Hate any religion." Akame said
"The latest one writ as such" He then clears his throat
"Dear-"
AluKames voice then could be heard
"Dear Chief Replacement, I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise.
If you are curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can.
As if basting a turkey.
Which I will then proceed to have sex with.
That's right!
I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey!
Follow me on Twitter TheCrimsonFuckr!"
"Sincerely, AluKame." syura finished
"...Wow. just...wow." Leone said
"...Um...Akame?" Sheele said
"NO Sheele, I DO NOT make sexual moves on A TURKEY!" Akame said with a bit of hostility
"S-SORRY!" Sheele bowed her head
"I can't help but ponder the frightful headway we'd make if he put that sort of energy into his job." Najenda wondered
"The world would probably be a safer and better place." Mine guessed
"Probably." Lubbock agreed
"Soooo? that apology~?" Syura asked with a sly grin
Najenda sighed with annoyance
"I'm sor_"
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"So that's where they are."
"HAH! As if I'll even SHOW it happening!" Najedna said
"Smooth as always boss." Bulat praised
"Interesting. But do you think AluKame would go?" Lubbock asked
"Not as long as it's an order." Najenda said
"That is a problem that might never be solved." Tatsumi said
"...I think I have an idea." Lubbock said
"Did you know you have vacation days?" Lubbock asked
"I have vacation days!?" AluKame gasped
"You mean I can leave anytime I want and not get yelled at over the phone? Because, seriously, it's always over the phone! Mostly because I don't like to argue with her in person. I get a boner; it's super awkward."
"...Ew." Mine said
"So you DO have effections for the boss?" Sheele asked
"I DON'T." Akame answered
"Quite." Lubbock said
"Well, that settles it. I'm going traveling!" AluKame stated
"Yes, you can go anywhere you wish... Except for Brazil." Lubbock said
"...Wait a minute." Najenda said
"Sir Najenda was quite insistent that you never visit Brazil." Lubbock said
"...He's provoking him to go to Brazil!" Tatsumi said
"Wow. That's...Actually pretty smart." Mine admitted
"good idea Lubbock." Najenda praised
"O-Oh Th-Thanks boss." Lubbock said blushing a bit
"...I'm-taking-the-Police-Girl-and-the-Country-bumpkin." AluKame said
We cut to AluKame in a very fancy dress in a jet with Tatsumi
"So, where is the Police Girl?" Tatsumi asked
"Oh, y'know, she's downstairs." AluKame answered
"...Isn't that the cargo hold?" Tatsumi asked
"...What?" Everyone asked
Then Mine in her coffin is heard yelling
"I have a fear of flying, coffins, and tight places!"
"THE WHY ARE YOU IN ALL THREE OF THOSE?!" Mine yelled
Leone and others just laughed hard
"STOP LAUGHING!" Mine yelled
"But it's so funny!" bulat gasped in-between laughs
their jet flies by the christ statue in Ryo
"JESUS WANTS A HUUUUUUUG~~~~!" AluKame said
"Really?" Chelsea facepalmed
"To be fair...He has his arms fully open." Tatsumi said
"...Touche." Chelsea said
And soon, They come to the hotel.
"There we are. A regular two-bedroom!" The Hotel employee said
"Hilarious! No. I want the penthouse." AluKame said
"I'm sorry, Ma'am. Mr. Chevy Chase currently has that room reserved." The employee said
then, Alukame stares into the employees eyes as her eyes are a brighter red now.
"I SAID: you want to give me the penthouse." AluKame said
"I... want to give you the penthouse."
"Mind control too?" Tatsumi asked in awe
"Wow. What is it that you CAN'T do akame?" Leone asked
"...Have a decent personality." Akame said
"I bet she will use that power for something childish next."
"And you want to kick out Chevy Chase because he's an asshole." She said
"And I want to kick out Chevy Chase because he's an asshole."
"See?" Akame said
"See this, country boy? I can make him say whatever I want." she turned to the employee again
"pinocchio a true story was amazing."
"pinocchio a true story was amazing~!"
"He believes it, too!" AluKame said
"EUGH/EUGH!" both Tatsumis said at once
"Disgusting!" Mine yelled
"I'm feeling sick just from hearing that." Chelsea said
"Well to be fair...the stupid voice acting might just give a laugh." Lubbock said
"...But it was still terrible tho."
"Scarlet Tampon to Sticky Sock. The Crimson Fucker has checked in. I repeat, The Crimson Fucker has checked in. Also, I'm choosing the god-damn nicknames next time." Someone spying on a hallway said.
"He should." Tatsumi joked
Then tatsumi walked out a door with AluKame seeing him off
"So, if this doesn't sound weird, would you maybe like to get a drink later? Hit up a club?
"You're not my friend. You're my bodyguard. Make it past two weeks, I might learn your name. Until then, you're spare blood, additinal meat shield, and potential pet." AluKame said
"...Ouch." Tatsumi said very hurt
"That's even colder than how you treated me when I joined first."
"There there." Akame patted his back
"It's true, I might have been harsh on you, but it was for you own good. But she is being harsh because..."
"...She's a jerk?" Tatsumi asked
"..Yup." Akame nodded
"Geez, fine." Tatsumi began walking away
"Also TELL THAT GUY TO STOP SPTING ON ME IT'S CREEPY!" AluKame said
"Wha?" Tatsumi looked back at her
"SHIT SHIT SHIT!" The spy then ran away from the other hallway
"...Um go after him? Kill or question him? Any of that?" Chelsea asked
"no? Okay."
"Now that I'm all by myself, I can just kick back and reeeeela_"
"Shots fired from the Penthouse suite of the top floor..." A news reporter said on the TV
"Well that didn't take long." Lubbock said
"God what did you do akame?!" Mine yelled
"I don't know!" Akame answered
"The initial S.W.A.T. team has not reported back, leading officials to fear the worst. The terrorist duo inside is comprised of a young Pink West tribe looking woman, and some Kaguya Shinomiya looking motherfucker." The reporter said
"...It's because of my hair and eye color that I'm compared to Kaguya, isn't it?" Akame asked
"...On the phone. Get him on the phone! I want him on the phone right now!" Najenda ordered
Then AluKames phone began to ring
"Hold on a minute, I gotta take this." She said and answered
"Yello~~"
"What. Did you do?" Najenda asked
"Alright...But you can't be mad at me." AluKame said
"Then What. did you Do?" Najenda asked again
"Okay FIRST:..." AluKame starts Calmly
"...I was MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS."
"BULLSHIT!/BULLSHIT!" Najenda and everyone else all yelled at once
"I WWAAAASSS!" AluKame wined
"And exactly what happened whilst you were 'minding your own business'?" Najenda asked
"just come clean already." Bulat said crossing his arms
"So I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller, and then all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in my door!" AluKame explains
some swat member's kick in into her room
"One of them yelled out:"
"GET ON YOUR KNEES!"
"Then I responded with:"
"If you want me to suck your dick LIKE I DID TO YOUR FATHER, YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT FIRST, PLAY BOY!"
"...Of course she did." Najenda sighed
"And they took exception to that."
The soldiers all fire at AluKame, Riddling her with bullet holes.
"Buuuut You know how that song and dance goes."
"yeah, We know that song and dance for a loooong time now." Leone joked
Then, AluKame resurrects again and begins to slaughter all of the soldiers with ease.
"Yeah like we didn't see that coming." lubbock said
"AAAAAnd I killed all but one of them!"
"What happened to the last one?" Najenda asked
The last soldier is seen terrified of AluKame, so he puts a gun on his head and,
*BANG!*
"Pussed out like a BITCH!" AluKame answered
"...so does that count as 'scared to death'?" Tatsumi asked
"Apparently." Susanoo answered
"Silver lining: I can cancel my Room service!" AluKame said
"No those bodies and all of the blood need to be cleaned!" Susanoo said angrily.
"Not sure if room service is enough to clean all of that mess tho." Leone said
Outside, inside one of the tents.
"So we've sent, like, 10 guys up there and we haven't heard back. Think everything's alright?" A corrupt prick says
"Naturalmente, don't worry about it. Of course everything's fine~!"
"General Liver?!" Bulat gasped
"Should have expected to see him here too." Tatsumi said
"Well, no matter what we're still going to get our immortality right?" corrupt prick says
"Buddy, my friend, do I look like the kind of guy who would go back on an agreement? By the way, you may want to send more men." Liver said
"...Well that sounds reasonable."
"...I'm gonna enjoy seeing these idiots die." Najenda said
"I'mma record it when it happens!" Leone said happily
Sounds of chewing can be heard as AluKame eats some of the soldiers
"You've been, like, really quiet for, like, five minutes" AluKame said as she kept eating the soldiers
"...Is she...EATING the corpses?" Tatsumi gasped
"Oh, I know why you're angry! It's because I went to Brazil, isn't it?" she said
"Alucard. Put the police girl on the phone." Najenda said
"Really? You want to talk to... Okay, fine, whatever." Then her sounds become muffled
"Take the fucking call."
"What does she want?" Mine asked
"I don't fucking know, she wanted to talk to you. I'm going for a walk."
"Aaaaand she's gone." mine facepalmed
"Do NOT let her go on a walk!" Akame yelled
"'Ello?" Mine said
"Whatever you do, do not let AluKame leave that room! Under any circumstance!" Najenda ordered
"Actually, She just left. He said he was going for a walk."
"...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Najenda said
{A Left Foot in Sensual Seduction starts playing}
"Why are we hearing badass piano music now?" Tatsumi asked
"It can only mean one thing Tats." Leone said
"...Shit is about to go down."
AluKame walks out with both guns while the Soldiers all look at her terrified
"Hey guys! Quick question: How's your life insurance?
Then all the soldiers began firing at her!
"APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!" AluKame yelled happily as she began to fire at the soldiers from both sides, shreading them easily.
"Look at her go." Lubbock said
"Lubbock. Be honest with me. What are we looking at in terms of collateral?" Najenda asked over Her rampage
"Well..."
AluKame walked out of an elevator that was filled with dead bodies, while smiling.
Which disgusted Akame, seeing that she is enjoying the carnage
"...The AluKame Amount." Lubbock answered
"...Her NAME is an amount now." Mine said
"Then there's gonna be a LOT of dead bodies." Leone said
Then, AluKame kicked several soldiers outside, and had them staked on some flag pulls.
"Okay WHY with the overglorified murder scene tho!?" Mine yelled
"She's...Just having fun I guess." Bulat said
'...THIS is fun for her?' Akame thought, staring at her other self.
"I heard you know how to make an entrance! If I had known you were going to do all this, I'd have hung some Union Jacks for you. " Liver spoke up as he walked toward her from the crowd
"Hold on! Did you put all of this on for me? Who are you?" AluKame asked
"I am Tublacain Liver. Or...The 'DANDY MAN'." Liver answered bowing for Her a bit.
"Heh. Dandy man! Funny." Leone chuckled
"Well He sure looks a bit more dandy than We all remember." Bulat said
"I may or may not have fed a lie to the local police that in return for your capture, I would give them immortality." Liver explained
"And they fucking bought that?" AluKame asked actually surprised
"Like discount Pepsi." Liver smirked
"You cheeky dick waffle!" AluKame said actually amused
"And to think they were stupid enough to trust him." Sheele said
"Even I wouldn't fall for that."
"If you say that, then they must be the stupidest human beings alive." Mine said
"So then, what's the deal?" AluKame asked
"A Cute choice of words." Liver said as...Some Cards made of liquid water appears on his hand
"I wish to play a card game, Vampiro."
"Water cards?" Bulat said
"That's...New." Tatsumi admitted
"What, We talking 52 pick up?" AluKame asked
"Noooo, more like," then He made the water cards all float in the air
"52 CUT UP!"
Then, he launched the water cards right at her.
"HAH! Cut up! That's funny too!" Leone laughed
AluKame dodged and landed away from Liver
"Hit meeee~~~"
She then jumped away and Livers water card hits some of the soldiers and civilians.
"WHOOP!"
"Oh my God, why are they doing this outside?!" Najenda yelled as AluKame dodged another water card which ripped through more civilians.
"Well, at least she's just dodging him..."
"Wait for it." Akame deadpans
Then AluKame shoots at Liver which he dodges and her bullets hits some soldiers!
"Oh, come on, THAT WAS ON PURPOSE!"
"Probably was." Mine sighed
Then, AluKame managed to shoot Liver in the throat! but instead of Blood, Water started to gush out!
"Wait, He has WATER for BLOOD!?" Lubbock asked
And then, Liver started to turn into water too!
"HUH?!" Everyone gasped
"So, He can make Water Clones." AluKame said
"...If liver could really do that, My fight with him might have been a lot trickier." Bulat said
Then, some water cards exploded from beneath AluKame sending her away.
"You activated my Trump card!" Liver smirked while AluKames own blood started to shape into cards and surround her!
"OH BOOOY!" AluKame yelled as the cards all came down exploding as well!
Liver chuckled thinking he got her, but then.
"HEY DANDY DICK!"
Liver gasped as he heard AluKames voice above him, and saw her on the wall of the hotel looking down on him
"...YOU MISSED!"
Then she started to run up to the roof
"WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP!"
Leone busted out laughing at that while Akame facepalmed.
Back in the tent, the corrupt schmucks were talking.
"Do you think Liver can take her?" One asked
"Calm down, man, it's fine. I'm just focused on what I'm going to do with my immortality!" The corrupt prick boasted
"You're not getting any immortality dumbass." Tatsumi informed
"Joke's on you! I'm getting double immortality!" the other one boasted
"...What?" Akame asked
"How?!" Mine yelled
"How does double immortality even work?" Sheele asked very confused
"Wow. these people are ACTUALLY the STUPIDEST people I've EVER seen!" Lubbock yelled
"Please tell me they are going to die." Leone wined
"...Huh?"
*Blang.*
"GAH!" one of them was suddenly shot in the head by a silenced gun
"One." The shooter counted
*Blang.*
"Two."
*Blang.*
*Blang.*
*Blang.*
"Three, four, five," He kept counting as more of the soldiers end up DED.
"Oh nononnono! AAH!" The guard yelled but
*Blang.*
*Blang.*
"six, Seven."
Everyone look at the masked man in the soldiers uniform as disguise, wondering who it is.
when the shooter walks out dropping his mask, he started to hum "BURY THE LIGHT" with himself while lighting a cigar in his lips.
"Hey! That's me again_" Tatsumi started buuuut
*BOOOOOOM!*
Everyone gasped when the tent Tatsumi was just in exploded.
He took a puff of his smoke
"Well let's see what you think about having that drink with me." He joked.
"...I. Am. AWESOOOOOOME!" Tatsumi cheered
"N-Not gonna lie...That was really cool actually." Mine admitted while blushing.
"and he killed those Schmucks too! awesome work!" Leone complemented
"That felt satisfying to watch. Stupid fools like that dying like that I mean." Najenda admitted
"Awww Thanks guys!" Tatsumi said blushing a bit.
"All though, You could have done a bit more quietly." Akame pointed out
"I don't believe the explosion was necessary."
"Oh...Y-Yeah now that you mansion it...That felt like overkill a bit." Tatsumi admitted
"Who cares!? those guys were so stupid they deserved it!" Lubbock said
"...Maybe you're right." Akame said
AluKame is seen on the rooftop, her own blood everywhere.
"grrr...could use a drink right now! ugh... Not used to seeing this much of my own blood anymore... Guy's got magic cards... and magic hands~" She said
"...Ew." Mine said disgusted
"not THAT kind of hands idiot!" Tatsumi yelled
"Tell me AluKame, are you a betting gal?" Liver asked
"I believe that's your shtick!" AluKame answered
"also I am not a gambler." Akame said
"Because you suck at poker~~?" Leone asked teasingly
"No." Akame said puffing her cheeks
"Akame, Did you forget that 30 bucks you still owe me because of that poker round you lost to me?" Tatsumi asked
"..." Akame remained silent
"Akame just face it. You are REALLY bad at poker!" Lubbock said
Akame just looked away puffing her cheeks more angrily ina cute way.
"I'd like to make a little bet with you, vagabundo. I'll end your life..." Liver said as he held up a few water cards in his hand
"...with one hand."
"Bold claim toward someone that can resurrect." Chelsea said
"I'll take that bet." AkluKame said standing up
"...Now..." Then, Bats started to fly from behind her
"HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!"
Then, Liver threw the cards right at Her as they ripped through her!
"That it?!" Leone gasped
"Awww shame for you..." AluKame said, as the smoke cleared and her body was seen as a bunch of eyes and shadows, And her demonic voice was heard next
"You activated my ALU-KARD."
"Restraint level 1." Akame said
"Yeah we noticed." Chelsea said, Starting to have some PTSD again.
"What?!"
*Bang!*
"AH!" Liver yelled as a bullet ripped the Water card he was holding
"What the shit!?" He yelled while he saw Mine some miles away from him, her gun in hand!
Mine started firing at him while he kept dodging with his cards
"GET SOOOOOOOOOME!" She yelled
"YEAAAAAH!" Mine cheered
"GRR! AAH! BIIITCH!" Liver cursed
Then Mine pulled out the cannon!
"Haha! Funny you should all her that. Cuz she has a CANNON!" Leone said
"Trump THIS!" Mine yelled as she fired a giant bullet at him!
He threw another card which sliced the cannon bullet in half, and both pieces hit the floor beneath him from behind kicking up some dust!
"I'm getting REAAAL tired of this shit!" Liver said
"YOU AND ME BOTH." D!AluKame said from behind him.
"He is dead." Akame said
Liver tried to swing his water cards at her but she caught his hand, and kicked his leg which, Bending his knee into a bloody mess!
"OUCH!" Leone gasped feeling the pain
"I think I felt that just by looking." Tatsumi said with sweatdrops
"As I said, He is dead." Akame said again
"Now, Show me your hand! DAAAANDYYYY MAAAAAN!" AluKame yelled as her hand started to flex up, her muscles biggering
"Wow. that's really jacked." Bulat complemented the muscular hand of AluKame.
Then, Liver attacks with an ace of spades, and AluKame stabs her hand in a spear way into his card!
Her hand cuts through his card, and so through his entire arm!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Liver yelled in pain!
"...My hand beat an ace of spades." Akame said
"...And you all say I'm bad at poker."
"Oh touche~" Leone said
Then, AluKame grabbed Liver by the face, slowly pulling him to her eye level.
"Hey Dandy dick?" AluKame called out
"Huh?"
"You lost."
"Uh-Huh."
"I think you broke him Akame." Bulat joked
"And now I have to read your mind." She continued
"Huh?"
"By drinking ALL of your blood." She finished and liver started to whimper in fear
"As I said alread: He is dead." Akame said
"OM NOM NOM NOOM!" AluKame then bites his throat and blood splaters everywhere!
"...The fuck is this?" AluKame asks as she sees...some VEEEEERY Trippy shit.
"...What's going on?" Tatsumi asked as he watches the imagery
"The fuck is that?"
"Was...Wa-Was there DRUGS in his blood?" Lubbock asked
"...Well...the liver we new had POISON in his blood before he died...AAAAAnd I don't think he has any drugs in his blood stream." Tatsumi said
"The FUCK are those?!"
then, Several screens light up...revealing the prime minister, the empires logo, and some choir music.
"...OOOOOOOOOHHOOHOHOHOhoohohoohohohhhohoohohohohohohoho..."
"...And she's getting off on the fact that she was right all along." Najenda sighed
"She is never going to let anyone around her to live it down. I know it." Mine said
"HohohohohohoohhahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHA! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" AluKame laughed as Livers burning body falls, and she claps.
"...Master?" Mine asked
"HOLD ON! I need to tweet about this."
"...What?" Everyone said with a deadpan expression.
Najenda checks AluKames tweeter account. and there it was, a new tweet saying:
"IT'S THE EMPIRE! #CALLEDIT #BITCHESLOVECANNONS #FUCKMOTHERINGVAMPIRE #FORMERONECUTDEMON "
"Seriously?!" Everyone yelled while Leone laughed harder
"...What's that part about former one cut demon?" Akame asked
Najenda let out a disgusted sigh.
"Sir Najenda? Is something the matter?" Lubbock asked
"...It's the FUCKING_"
"EEEMPIIIIRREEEE~~~~~" The minster, honest sang
"well, speak of the fat ass." Leone frowned
"I am so sorry minister for the failour of Liver!" the doctor next to honest said
"Oh look. there's stylish too. greeaaaat." Tatsumi said sarcastically
"Oh, give it a rest, Doctor. He was a Brazilian DOG who died feeding a much bigger beast a valuable piece of information!" Honest said
"but sir! Now that they know our plan_" Stylish started
"Ah but doctor, That IS the plan! now that they know our plan, they will plan Around our plan. and so we will plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!" Honest said
"...What?" Chelsea said confused
"That's retarded." Najenda facepalmed
"...But...In context it does sound genius unfortunately." Susanoo informed.
"...Your brilliance knows no bounds!" Stylish praised as he was standing next to a figure in a long green coat.
And everyone felt that they have seen the coated figure somewhere before. he physics looked familiar.
"and regardless...Wee have one advantage that they sorely lack." Honest said as the screens shots to:
"ZEPPELINS!"
"...But...those can get shot down pretty easily tho?" Tatsumi pointed out
"They are clearly somewhat stupid." Akame facepalmed with dot eyes.