"Talk"

'Thought'

[ABILITIES/WEAPONS]

In the deepest reaches of space, a blue hair old man, named Rick Sanchez, was in the middle of wallowing in self pity and hate, all the while drinking some hard Alien Alcohol and driving some type of garbage looking yet very advanced vehicle called the '[Space Cruiser]', he just continue to drive very uncontrollably while drunk and continue to get even more drunk with each bottle

'I don't matter, you don't matter, life doesn't matter, everything doesn't matter...'

Rick cracks open another and starts drinking even more, all the while heading towards earth

'I did all that and for what, just to be even more miserable? Such a load of bullshit...'

The [Space Cruiser] enters the atmosphere, which started to burn everything, though Rick just ignores it and pulls out the photo of the one who ruined his life

'Did I even find the guy? I don't remember, and honestly, I don't even care about that anymore...'

Rick opens the window and toss the photo out the window, which burned up along with his ship

'Fuck this, fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm so tired...'

Rick finished the bottle, before throwing it away once he ran out of all the drinks he had, looking forward and saw that he was heading towards some kind of mansion and was most likely gonna crash into, though his sad drunken expression didn't change

'Maybe I should just die.'

Was all Rick could think about, before everything went black, from both over drinking and crashing into the Mansion... Soon Sanchez slowly opens his eyes again, and immediately wanted to close them once he saw a bright light that almost blinded him, he lets out a small groan and slowly sat up

"Fucking hangovers..."

Rick grip his head with his hand and tries his best to collect his thoughts, though before he could focus on surviving his bad headache and slight sickness, a small plate with a glass of water was presented to him, which caught his attention

"Would you like some water for that Hangover?"

When the Old Man looked down to see who was offering him the Water, he saw nothing more than a 5 Year Old Child, with a cute dress, also had Blue Hair, unique Red Eyes, and had to most pure and happiest smile that made him want to puke

"Who the hell are you?"

Rick wore a very annoyed expression, clearly in no mood to deal with a Child

"I'm Medaka Kurokami, Sir, sorry for not being able to introduce myself earlier, but you were unconscious when you crashed into my home, I was lucky enough to pull you out before you burned up."

The one now known as Medaka Kurokami, when she said that, not only did it help to remind Sanchez on what happened, but also wore a slight surprised

"Right... Sorry I guess, I'll fix up your home later I guess."

Rick was having a hard time trusting the words of the Child on what she said, but decided to ignore it as he just simply accept the water and moved on

"No need, I can do it, please just rest, also I hope you don't mind if I wash your clothes and bandage your body, I just couldn't leave it unattended."

Medaka takes the empty cup once he finished drinking it, who just now realized that was in a bed only in his boxers, while also been skillfully fixed up with appropriate medical care, which made him frown and narrow his eyes

"... Ok, what do you want from me? Trying to get on my good side? Trying to be some kind of brown noser? Trying to get me to serve you because you saved my life? Cause that's not gonna work, I Didn't Ask To Be Saved! I Would've Been Fine Being Dead!"

Rick was honestly getting slightly pissed off, not only for someone who was overly being nice, but also because he clearly doesn't trust her at all, thinking she a alternative motive that could screw him over and he was not down for that

"DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT!"

Medaka happy expression suddenly got very upset, which also resulted in turning her hair bright pinkish red, this startled Sanchez as he shut his mouth and watch her jump on the bed and stood in front of him

"No one should be fine with being dead or wanting to die! Life is too precious to throw away so easily!"

Medaka begins to give hopeful and encouraging words, which made the Old Man very angry again

"Shut Your Preachy Ass Up! Life can suck my dick! All it does is fuck up your world and leave you out to die!"

Rick counter argues on how life is such a bitch and unbearable to deal with

"Then you stand back up! When you get knocked back down, you need to learn to grit your teeth and clench your fist before raising back up your feet!"

Medaka replies by explaining on how nothing should keep you down and stand back up

"What Do You Know Of Being Knocked Down And Trying To Get Up! I had to deal with wasting years of my entire youth trying to find someone who ruined everything! Do you have any idea of how much I fucking lost and suffered before deciding to say fuck it and give up! You're just a fucking kid, a kid who leaves in a 'Rich Mansion' I might add! What Gives You The Right To Give Me the 'Motivation To Live' Bullshit If You Haven't Even Struggled A Day In Your Life!"

Rick shoves the Child away, as he got up and planned to get his clothes and leaves, though before he could do any of that

"People wanting you for your talents, the ones close to you dying because of your talents, being alone when you either share, hide or use it for evil."

Those word made Sanchez freeze and tense up, which was enough to let Medaka continue without interruptions

"You are right, for someone who is obviously more experienced and suffered a much more different and longer pain, how can anyone relate, no one is ever the same person."

Medaka lets out a calming breath as she tries to get her hair back to it's normal blue color

"But that doesn't mean that everyone can't share something similar while also losing just as much."

Medaka looks down and wore a sad face and slightly teared up

"I once believed that I existed for no reason and that everyone was born with no future, especially since everything I do either made my own life or others more miserable and depressing, the thought of either suicide or killing everyone always invaded my mind back then."

Medaka quickly wipes away her tears and tries to speak more to the Old Man, who continues to listen

"But even when I reached my lowest moment of my life, I was able to bounce back, and when I did, I knew what I wanted to do that would not only make me finally happy, but give me reasons to live."

What Medaka said made Sanchez look back at her

"And what is your reason?"

Rick couldn't help but ask in slight curiosity, though he tried not to show it

"To make everyone happy~"

A very bright and pure smile appears on Medaka's face when she gave her answer to him

"That's a stupid reason."

Rick cross his arms and glares at Kurokami, clearly not satisfied with such a cliche and unoriginal answer

"But at least it was my reason, a reason that I can accept, a reason that I want, a reason, whether I came up with or given to me, is still enough to let me rest and be at peace."

Medaka suddenly pulls out a [Paper Fan] and points it at the Old Man

"Those who truly give up are the ones who actually have no reason to live, but you're not the type who likes to give up, are you?"

After saying all that, there was was a moment of silence between Medaka and Sanchez

"... Ok fine, you win, I won't kill myself or anything like that, I'll live, But I'm Only Doing Out Of Spite! Not because you told me to!"

Rick huffs and cross his arms, which made Kurokami giggles and jumped off the bed and onto the floor

"Any reason is always a good reason to live."

Medaka then grabs the clothes and give it to the Old Man, who just takes it rudely and started putting it on

"Whatever..."

While Rick was still in his annoyed cynical mood, he can't help but just accept what Kurokami said without ignoring or disregarding it, which made her happy

"I will call in for a car or plane to take you on where you need to be, though I hope you can stay for breakfast before you leave~"

Medaka and her kind nature still made Sanchez want to vomit, but it didn't piss him off anymore

"I don't have a home to go back to."

Rick said plainly as he puts on her his green pants, blue sweater, and his lab coat

"Oh, I'm sorry if I offend you then, but if you like, you can stay here as long as you want."

Medaka felt guilty for not knowing this, but was still generous enough to offer the Old Man a place to stay

"You're really ok with me staying here, someone you barely know and could be dangerous?"

Rick couldn't help but raise an eyebrow and wonder if the Child was either incredibly stupid or have no sense of awareness

"You haven't done anything to earn my distrust, also you're most likely still recovering, it would be rude to send you out on your own, homeless and alone."

Medaka showed genuine concern and worry, while also unquestionably trusting the Mysterious Stranger in front of her

'She's definitely gonna end up in someone's Van, ugh...'

Rick just shook his head and accepted her offer, really having to reason to reject, plus it would probably help him to just settle down and plan out on what he should do next, this made Kurokami overjoyed and quickly start to lead him towards to dinner room, while also explaining anything that he needed to know while living, to which he just boredly listen and nods, again having no reason or intention to do anything bad while staying here, especially when it has no benefits to him

"Oh! I just realized, I never asked for your name, would you please tell me? If you don't mind."

Medaka turns back and wanted to know who and what he was, who just shrugs and answered her question

"Rick Sanchez, the Smartest Man in the Whole Universe."

Rick decided to be smug and arrogant about claiming to be the so call 'Smartest Man', which is most likely true and he was very proud of it, which made Kurokami go wide eyes in awe and amazement

"Is That True?! Wooooow! Maybe after breakfast, you can show me your Genius! I'm So Curious!~"

Medaka clearly wants to know and learn more about Rick Sanchez, the 'Smartest Man' Of The Whole Universe', who just chuckles and smirk

'You're gonna be a great pain in my ass, that's for sure...'

To be more specific, this takes place after he made the Citadel and crashed landed back in earth, again I recommend watching S.5 E.10 to understand how this started, k?

(BTW, should I do this before or during Season 1 of Medaka Box? If I do it "BEFORE", then it will only focus on Rick's adventure, with his new partner Medaka, and maybe Zentichi, maybe, but if I do it "DURING" Season 1, then I will only mix Important Episodes of Rick Morty into the Medaka Box series, again I'm still slightly planning, I would like to hear everyone's advice and ideas~)

/Medaka Box Characters I'll Keep In\

-Medaka Kurokami: Obvious reasons.

-Zenkichi Hitoyoshi: Every Rick needs a Morty, lol~

-Kumagawa Misogi: While he won't be in the story untill very later, he is still a big part even before his Arc begins and will sometime 'Show Up', if only briefly.

-Ajimu Najimi: Even though she'll show herself even less, keep in mind that she watches over everything.

-Kujira Kurokami/Youka Naze: While not as important, she is still a character that I can not ignore.

-Hansode Shiranui: She's kind of only important because of her connection with Iihiko Shishime, and her interesting friendship with Zenkichi.

(Also all the villains and some side character that appears more than once)

/Rick Morty I'll Keep In\

-Rick Sanchez: Obvious reasons.

-Birdperson: I'm more or less specifically talking about all of the Friends or Allies Rick has, like Unity, Michael, Mr. Nimbus and others.

-President: Cause it just sounds funny to me.

-Space Beth: She honestly just sounds to cool to ignore.

-Evil Morty: Lets just say, that he kinda does more than what he did before.

(Of course all the Villains and a few Side Characters that can't be ignored)

/Characters I'll Most Likely Ignore\

-Smith Family: I mean, this is kind of obvious, but I still wanted to let you all know that they don't exist in this One Universe.

-Maguro Kurokami: I will admit, he's not completely useless, BUT, if I want Rick to bond with Medaka, he must be gone.

-Mogana Kikaijima/Kouki Akune: Again, they're not completely useless, but at the same time, they don't add anything, but unlike Maguro, they will just be in the background, just in case I need them for later.

-Mr. Poopybutthole: Besides that one episode he appears in, he will just be ignored and forgotten, unless he is like some weird important 'Key Character' in the future, but for now he's not.

-Basically just any and all characters from both Medaka Box and Rick Morty that does nothing or add anything to the story.

(BTW, keep in mind for the future, some episode will be ignored/skip, not all, just those that don't add anything or not worth doing, like M.B S.1 Last Ep, or MR S.1 2 Interdimensional Cable)