"Waite can you tell me about, the two girls" Jaune interrupted Kazuma
'What there to talk about, we went to a bar, we picked up a couple of girls, we got drunk and we both woke up in a hotel with one" Dust said to Jaune
There was more to the story but neither Kazuma nor Dust would tell Jaune about what happened next, especially since the blue-haired woman was shooting at them, .while the pink-haired tomboy tore her way through the city while she tried and failed to kill them.
"Okay, so can you tell me about the other one," Jaune said to Dust, as he bit into a piece of meat that a boy handed him.
Dust looked around and saw the faces of the kids around him, they all looked at him with the gullible expressions that children usually have, meaning that he could lie to them and they would believe every word he said.
Normally if he lied eventually people found out about it and he would end up being unfairly punished after all the tales of heroes such as himself were always exaggerated.
Fortunately, this time even if someone heard him telling the story, or if the kids went on and told everyone else, what he told them, no one would come after him because he was telling the truth this time.
"We met her while we were looking for you" Dust began to tell the story
"Kazuma and I were in Demacia eating lunch while taking in the view Dust said to Jaun as he remembered all of the female knights that walked passed them.
It still felt odd for him to carry a spear again, but considering all of the strange things that they've been running into lately, he knows that it's better for him to use it again.
Especially considering that thing that they ran into back in the desert.
"Here," Kazuma said to him as he handed him a wine bottle.
They had won four of them in a poker game, and considering that Kazuma wasn't the best in poker Dust knew that it was his good luck that helped them win.
They had already drunk two of the bottles, before coming here, and they would have drunk the other two, ad they had not found a caravan crossing through the desert.
That same caravan forced them to work while they were on it, they didn't have to do much, just fight off some bandits and help whenever the wheels got stuck in the sand.
Still, it had been a peaceful trip, if they ignored the half man half alligator fighting the half man half bird thing that they ran into, yeah it was a peaceful trip.
"So do you think he's here?" Kazuma asked him and Dust quickly remembered why they were there.
"I don't know, there are a lot of knights but none of them look like him, how's that sword of his doing is it?" Dust asked Kazuma but Kazuma immediately shook his head, silently telling him that Jaunes sword didn't feel the presence of Jaune in the city.
"Greate, then he's not here," Dust said before he took a drink directly from the bottle.
Kazuma began to laugh and Dust along with everyone else that was listening to Dust tell the story turned to look at him.
"What it's a good story"
"You see we were both drunk by the time we managed to get halfway into the bottles that neither of us realized that a group of knights had seen us," Kazuma said to everyone
The truth was that the reason why the knights turned their attention towards them was that they were so drunk that they didn't care about keeping their voices down anymore, and so they began to catcall every woman that they found attractive.
"Hey, why don't you girls come over here and have a drink with us?" Dust said to a pair of blond women who were walking past them
"Ignore the drunks" one of the girls that he had just called out to said to her friend before turning towards dust and giving him and Kazuma a disgusted look.
The sam woman stopped walking when Kazuma joined Dust and tried to get both women's attention.
Neither Dust nor Kazuma can remember who said what or what words were said to who before they were surrounded by knights.
"Hey everyone, my mane is Dust and I am the greatest Spearman in the world and I challenge the best duelist in this place!"
"So bring her here!" Dust yelled at everyone
Both Kazuma and Dust began to laugh neither of them could believe that Dust had won that duel not once but twice
Dust had fought the best duelist in Demacia while being completely drunk, and somehow managed to get a ride out of the kingdom for him and Kazuma