Hello, I decided to turn a dream that I have vividly remembered since 2014 into a Fanfiction. Although the Pokémon in it was different. Enjoy!
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Oh no, I've woken up in my bed as some sort of animal.
"How?". I thought to myself.
I looked in the closet door mirror, seeing some sort of white and green quadruped creature staring back at me, on my neck is some sort of red flower petal, yep, that's definitely a Sky Form Shaymin.
Well, I have absolutely no clue what happened. And what's weirder is that when I walked into the hallway, not a single member of my family was there. My house was completely empty.
Nobody's home, I get to do whatever I want now! I thought to myself, and I thought I could use my new Shaymin powers to fly up to the cabinet door and just pull down the box of cereal to eat, but when I jumped to try and fly I simply fell back onto the floor.
"Crap, I don't know how to fly".
I guess I'll just go into town and order something from the restaurant. I looked out my window, to see my bike was just standing there, not even on its bike rest, as if something was keeping it from falling over. And the paint scheme on it was changing colors, every time I blink the color change, red, blue, orange, white, now it looks like clear plastic.
"What in the literal hell is that supposed to be?". Maybe it transformed into a super bike or something. I tried to climb onto it, and interestingly it didn't fall over when I touched it. I stood on the bike seat, and suddenly I felt something click below my neck. I was suddenly wearing a very faded blue gray bike helmet, it was an antique helmet, resembling a World War II US steel pot helmet.
Then the bike just started backing up down the driveway, I watched in awe as I just rode my bike automatically, and within about 15 minutes I had arrived in town.
People looked really confused and some of them freaked out when they saw me, saying "What the hell is that green thing?!".
I realize they didn't even notice my magic bike. Once I saw the restaurant, I jumped off of the bike and it just kept going without me. My helmet also disappeared. I looked at the menu, and noticed the small print below it; *all meals free for grass hedgehogs*
"Awesome!!". I walked into the restaurant, hoping for my grilled cheese sandwiches, I noticed that everyone in the building was wearing sunglasses.
There was an old lady wearing sunglasses and an apron looking down at me, she attempted to grab me but I dodged out of the way. She screams "get him!". And pulled off out her apron her clothes suddenly morphed into that of a black suit, and she was actually a guy, she looked like James Bond. Everybody in the restaurant immediately ripped off their clothing disguises and they all turned into James Bond.
Through blazing gun fire and enough dodging, I managed to run back out through the open door, and ran down the street being chased by about two dozen agents.
They all pulled out badges, with the words CIA on them, and they kept screaming for me to stop, Everyone in the street Started pulling off their disguises, and a whole town became an army of James Bond impersonators. With guns.
I ran into the general store, busting the door down with all of my strength, and started running up a stairway to the roof. I tried hiding under a cardboard box behind a fan. These guys probably wanted to perform wacky experiments on me, because Pokémon isn't actually real but I became a Pokémon. So that means they want me.
I heard the sound off the helicopter getting louder and louder, and I looked up and saw a black hawk hovering over the edge of the building, and it was my school teacher, and we will call him Mr. V. He's a Japanese American man, and he's wearing a green and yellow jersey.
"Alex, Get in!".
I took the opportunity to get out of the box, and ran. All the while a horde of agents were closing the gap between me and the helicopter. I jumped, the longest jump I ever did, had to of been 15 feet, and I landed in the inside box of the helicopter.
"Yeah!! I did it! Woo Hoo!!!!!".
I stuck my tongue out at the angry CIA agents who were all raising their fists in anger. "Oh fiddlesticks!" One of them said as he threw his glasses on the concrete and stomped on them.
I blew a raspberry and said "ha ha!!"
The helicopter then started going off to the west. "Where are we going Mr. V?". I wondered, asking my teacher.
"We are going to game freaks office in Japan, Alex. Is the only place the world governments cannot set foot". I mean it's true, game freak owns Pokémon, and the US government doesn't, so game freak can just tell them that they can't take me.
We had reached the Oregon coast, and had started going across the Pacific Ocean when a whole slew of fighter jets started creeping up on us.
"Alex, it might be time to try one of your attacks!". V said
"I don't know any attacks!". I wasn't born as a Shaymin. And I've only been one for half an hour.
"Yes you can, believe in yourself! If you don't we'll get blown up!". V screamed.
I looked to see a rocket flying at us. "No you don't!!!" I shouted and through fiery seeds at it and the missile exploded mere yards away. The seats kept going and hit the cockpit of the jet and it took a nosedive. I flew into the air, and got into a hypersonic chase with the remaining 2 F-15s, I performed another seed flare, busting the engine of one causing it to just explode. With the other one, I dived into the water and it came after me, turning into a U-Boat, it started firing torpedoes at me, and since I'm underwater and can't breathe, I'm out of my element.
"Oh man..". I reached the surface to take a breath, but the torpedo was following me, it must've been seeking me.
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"Darn you!". I ran head first into the torpedo. But ended up dodging slightly enough at the last moment to rub against it. I managed to fly around it, changing its direction. And rode on top of it towards the sub. The crew inside literally opened the hatch door, and the men ran out in wetsuits as I jumped off of the missile, and left the underwater as it hit the sub causing it to explode.
I can't believe the military is so incompetent that it can't stop a 14-year-old plant hedgehog! I laughed as I reached the helicopter and landed in it.
We kept going, me winning score over score against the fleet of F-15s. There was a battleship, the South Dakota and it was firing salvos at our helicopter.
Swerving and dodging, we managed to get away.
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After several hours of flying, and me having a nice rest, we reached the shores of Japan. I could see Tokyo, it's Capital.
We landed on the roof of the Pokémon center and were taken in by Game Freak staff. I was given a mug of hot cocoa, with whipped cream and it was absolutely delicious.
That's when we heard explosions.
I saw one man, who I saw was the game freak boss. He was carrying a stack of discs. "Here, take these".
He pushed the CD's into my forehead, and I immediately gained the knowledge on how to use every single move that Shaymin could learn.
I looked outside to see a fleet of B-52's dropping bombs on the city. I can't let them do that, so I flew into the air, firing many giant blades of grass into each plane. Then I saw, on top of one of them was Obado, he was behind this, he is the 44th President of the United States after all. He's the one that wants my power.
"I won't let you get my powers!"
I flew circles around him, he grabbed me by the leg and chucked me hard, throwing me down on the ground. "Aghhh!!!!!". Oh crap, it hurt really bad.
I must've scraped my leg on a rock. I'm lucky Pokémon are so strong, it could be much worse. "Catch this!". I saw a man holding something. It's Satoshi Tajiri, the Pokémon creator! It was a max potion, a blue and silver square bottle, I broke it open and let the blue substance seep into my wound, I was so relieved as I instantly healed upon being coated with the potion.
I stared up at Obado. "You won't get away with this!".
"What makes you think I haven't already?". He laughed as he landed on the ground, making a crater. All the people in Tokyo were freaking out, running away from the destruction. The Japanese defense forces came in, but their tanks were no match for the more numerous American tanks.
I got up, and charged at the President, "Obado!!!". I screamed and went for a headbutt. The two of us traded blows, flying in the sky. I got a fist to the face, and in the meantime, he's completely covered in flower petals. While he was distracted with the grass, I started charging up a solarbeam.
"C'mon c'mon…".
Man,
this took forever. Meanwhile, Obado cracked his neck, and the green flaked off of him.
"Yahhhh!!!!". The two of us turned around, and Obado screamed as Mr. V punched him in the face, A perfect hook. V was wearing green and yellow iron man armor, perfect for matching a certain sports team. "Come on man, let's do this".
Two men fought each other, grading blows, kneeing each other in the gut, and screaming for five minutes.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!".
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!".
V and Obado both punched each other in the face at the same time, and were flown into buildings. The humans got tired out, and I was tired of watching them fight so I headbutted Obado in the back, sending him into the atmosphere.
"We won!". When their president disappeared, the US military got into a panic and started to flee.
We did it. The government won't come after me after this. they lost. And now I can eat a grilled cheese in peace.
-The End, or is it?-