Episode 6- Brazilian Pain Forest
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Don: Last time on The Ridonculous Race. Our teams got geyser-ed in Iceland, what fun.
Don: Then they had to either pick out a fossil or choke down an Icelandic Thanksgiving feast. The goths got there first and went Crazy. The vegans went rough, but still came in last.
Don: Fortunately for them it wasn't an elimination round, so they stayed, and I found out that not all girls hit like girls.
Don is shown with an ice pack over his right eye.
Don: I survived that, but a team won't survive today, this is. The Ridonculous Race.
-INTRO-
Don: Here in Iceland, yesterday's chill zone is today's starting line. And yesterday's winners, the goths, are the first to get their travel tip.
Ennui pressed the button and took the lead.
Ennui: Brazil.
Images of Brazil are shown, such as the favelas, the statue of Christ the Redeemer and the beaches.
Don: Sunny, sunny Brazil. Home of bossa nova music, makers of fine coffee and other things that keep you awake at night.
The camera pans to the airport, where Don was standing next to two jumbo jets.
Don: Teams will fly to Brazil on these yarter flights, the first 11 teams will have a direct flight, the last 10 will arrive two hours late cause they're on the milk run.
A cow can be heard mooing.
Don: Literally.
The teams took their clues.
Noah: Common.
Dwayne: Taxi.
Owen: Taxi.
Within seconds, 11 cabs were leaving for the airport.
Don: Our first group of teams have arrived at the airport and are now racing to board the plane.
The first 11 teams, the Goths, Bloggers, Skaters, Pros, Surfers, Daters, Best Friends, Positivists, Father and Son, Step Brothers and Cosplayers, raced to board the plane. Dwayne was still carrying the fossil.
Dwayne: Good thing we're not on the cow express. All thanks to this baby. I saved it for your mother.
Junior: I still feel bad about taking the vegan fossil.
Dwayne: It was an accident, we didn't know it was theirs, plus, happy wife, happy life.
Just at that instant, he dropped the fossil, which broke into pieces.
Junior: Well, it's the thought that counts. Let's go.
On the plane, the teams had already put on their safety harnesses, Owen was fine... well nervous and nibbling on his teddy bear's ear to try to calm down, while Noah looked on worriedly.
-confessional-
Noah: Owen is a little nervous about traveling in a military plane again.
Footage is shown of Owen almost being ejected from the world tour plane when it had a hole in it.
Owen: Can you blame me?. I almost died.
-end of confessional
The camera returns and focuses on Owen's stomach, until he burps.
Owen: Where is OBear-y?
Noah spits out some of the stuffed stuffing he had dropped.
Noah: You just ate it.
Owen: aahhhhh. No. Will you hold me?
Noah: I rather say...
Before he could finish, Owen hugged him.
Noah (in high-pitched voice): Not.
The camera moves to the Skaters, who were folding their arms.
-confessional-
Jacques: We failed in Iceland, ICE-land. That just unacceptable.
Josee: exactly, the last time I was this upset about where i placed, I got a new partner.
-end of confessional
The camera caught the other 10 teams boarding the second plane.
Don: As teams fill plane number 2, the first plane prepares to take off.
The plane advanced down the runway, but ended up passing over the remains of the broken fossil that Dawyne had dropped, bursting one of the wheels.
Pilot: Sorry folks, flat tire, we must have driven over something sharp.
Dwayne looked sideways in grief as Junior slapped his forehead. Before switching to a view of the second plane in the air.
Don: And out of nowhere, yesterday's winners now look like losers. While plane number two is in the air on its way to Brazil.
The camera panned inside the second plane, where the teams rode alongside farm animals, most covered their noses from the smell, Spud rode on the back of a cow, Kitty took a selfie, the M.A.P.S. petted some sheep, Dave rode on Sky's shoulders to avoid the animals, and Lucas was being pecked and chased by chickens.
Lucas: Leave me alone, I didn't do anything to you.
The masked luchador ended up tripping and falling into a pile of hay, while Shane was petting a baby goat next to his mother.
Shane: I think Ella would have loved this flight.
Taylor and Kelly were trying to stay away.
Taylor: Okay, no, I'm not going to do this.
Kelly: Come on Taylor it's just cows, you eat them, you wear them, it's not that bad. Be one with the cow.
The next thing heard was a flatulence and Taylor's scream.
-confessional-
Taylor: It pooped in my boots.
Kelly: Everyone said we wouldn't last two days in the show, that we wouldn't survive off the hill. Well, we may be a lot of things, but not quitters.
-end of confessional-
Taylor: I quit.
The girl kicked a goat out of the wagon and started walking toward a corner.
Kelly: If you stay I'll buy you a car.
Taylor: Okay, done.
The goat came back and headbutted the millionaire, who in turn bumped Lucas, sending the wrestler into the hay stack again. The vegans watched the sheeps, and it was clear that guilt was eating them up inside. Especially Laurie.
Laurie: I ate a sheep so we could stay in the program. But it was a non-elimination round so I didn't have to. I didn't have to.
Miles gave her a slap to bring her back to reality.
Miles: All right, you need to calm down. What happens in Iceland stays in Iceland, okay?
Laurie sighed, and her breath caused Miles to immediately cover his mouth to keep from vomiting.
Laurie: What? What?
Miles: Sorry, it's just that your breath still smells like sheep's head. Does anyone have a mint?
Dave: Here.
Dave checked his pocket (careful not to fall off Sky's shoulders) and tossed them the packet. Laurie took it and ate all the mints in one sitting. A cow approached the Adversity twins.
Mickey: Well, they're not making us sneeze. That's something. I wondered if being so close to real cows will affect our lactose intolerance.
Jay: I guess we'll find out.
A map of the flight and how it arrived in Brazil is shown.
Don: Flight number two, has started its descent to the Brazilian destination.
The plane arrived, and as soon as the door opened, the Adversity twins ran out.
Jay: Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
The twins jumped into some bushes.
Mickey: We have an answer. Our intolerance is extended to even being near cows.
Jay peeked out from behind a tree.
Jay: Hey, could you get some toilet paper, or napkins... Clean pants?
The other teams went for the box.
MacArthur: it's a "Botch or Watch."
The image moves on to a post with an oven mitt, on which ants were visible.
Don: In this "Botch orWatch '', whoever didnt swim with sharks in the Mediterranean must try to perform a traditional Brazilian rite of passage. And stick their hand in this mitt, full of venomous bullet ants to retrieve his next travel tip.
The presenter dropped a chicken leg, and the glove shook as the ants devoured it.
Don: This is insane.
Kitty: Bullet Ants?
Emma: Little known fact, the pain caused by its venom can last up to 24 hours.
Kitty: oh, great.
The teams saw the glove, and out of the glove shot the chicken bone, which hitted Mickey in the stomach.
Mickey: I have been stung and bitten by venomous creatures so many times, I have developed an immunity, last year on a trip to the marine world, I had a jellyfish as a hat.
The brothers tried to high-five, but failed.
Mickey: We don't high five a lot, it's still new to us.
Jay tried again, but ended up pushing Mickey, who in turn, pushed Laurie and she fell on the mitt.
Mickey: I am very sorry.
Laurie: No. It's okay. I deserve it.
The vegan took off the glove as best she could, and the others sighed in amazement and worry at the sight of her, the ants had left her face full of inflamed blisters from the bites, including her lips and her right eye (yes, I lowered it a little).
Laurie: What? What's wrong?
Miles: uhhh, nothing.
Miles took the clue that had been left in her friend's hat while interns laid out a new glove for the challenge.
Miles: Okay, feeling V-ine? Then swing your butts to the coconuts.
The camera followed Don, who was swinging on a vine screaming like Tarzan. Until he reached the side of a cliff.
Don: Teams must cross this gorge by any means necessary, and then search for the next clue hidden in those coconut piles.
Laurie: Sounds good to me. Lets go.
The vegan in the cap started to walk to the opposite side, so Miles led her by the hand. As the stepbrothers approached the glove.
Chet: Called it.
The light-haired brother stuck his hand in, but quickly screamed and pulled it out inflamed.
Lorenzo: Good job dunce, besides I'm supposed to do the botch.
Lorenzo stuck his hand in, and got similar results, but managed to get the travel tip out. Mickey came up with the goal of being next, but ended up pushing by accident courtesy of MacArthur who kissed her biceps after.
MacArthur: Hey bullet ants. Welcome to the gun show.
The cadet stuck her hand in, quickly ended up pulling it out with the track, and a few ants.
MacArthur: Ahhh, they're on to me, they're on to me.
Mickey approached again, but Taylor pulled him back in intimidation.
Kitty: Hey. He got here first, it's his turn.
Taylor: ugh. Fine. But I'm next.
Mickey: Wow. Thank you.
Kitty: You are welcome.
The younger sister walked away and Mickey sighed happily.
-confessional-
Mickey: Cute girls don't talk to us. Unless it's things like, Are you okay? Or how many fingers you see?
Jay: What is your emergency contact? I can't understand you when you're sobbing.
Mickey: You know, things like that.
-end of confessional-
The twin in the light blue sweater stirred a bit before pulling out his lead, then approached Kitty.
Mickey: I moved one of the tracks to the edge, it should save you a lot of bites.
Kitty: Thank you.
Kitty wrapped her arm around him and snapped a selfie of the two.
-confessional-
Emma: What happened to our non-alliance agreement?
Kitty: I didn't form an alliance, and I never agreed to your agreement.
Emma: Kitty is in favor of trusting our competitors.
Kitty: And Emma doesn't trust anyone since Jake broke up with her.
Emma: What's... That's not... You are so...
-end of confessional
Kitty, Sadie and Cameron took the tips for their teams, Taylor reached over, but instead of reaching in, she took a breath, and with a puff, one of the travel tips came out of the glove. Leaving the rest surprised.
-confessional-
Taylor: Doctors say my lung capacity is like, so big, they can't even measure it with their lung rulers or whatever.
Kelly: When she was 5, she held her breath for 7 minutes until we bought her the very expensive Malibu Bunnie dollhouse she wanted.
Taylor: It was totally ratchet, I played with it once, and I threw it away.
-end of confessional-
The vegans used a vine to try to cross the cliff.
Laurie: The wind hurts my face.
And they ended up crashing into the cliff.
Laurie: Now the cliff hurt my face.
The cadets, for their part, had tied the vines around their waists, as if they were descending from a helicopter, only in a forward direction. And when they were in a safe zone, they let go.
MacArthur: First place, for the girls in blue.
Lorenzo accidentally kicked MacArthur, making her partner laugh a little, until Chet bumped into her.
Chet: I'm sorry girls. But I have to win.
Lorenzo: We have. We have to win.
The Adversity twins swung, but their rope broke, causing them to fall into the river, they would have to climb up another way.
Shane took the lead for his team, Dave was next to approach, although it was clear he was nervous.
Dave: Why am I so unlucky?
Sky: You can do it Dave, you've already walked a thousand feet up in the air and past catacombs full of rats, you can deal it with a few simple ants.
Sky's words energized the boy, who stuck his hand in, immediately began to complain about the insect bites, to the point that he bit his other hand to keep from screaming, but persisted long enough, until he pulled out the clue.
Dave: I did it, I did it.
Sky: I knew you could.
Sky shook his hand, forgetting that it was swollen.
Dave: Ahhhhhh.
Sky: Sorry, come on, I'll carry you over the cliff.
Rock: Come on guy, you got to take the tip.
The brown-haired musician saw the glove, but simply reached in, stirred a little and pulled out the lead, and without any reaction, despite the fact that his hand was swollen and throbbing.
-confessional-
Rock: Spud has a delayed reaction to everything, including pain. So I don't expect him to feel those excruciating bites for like two hours. Then he'll be like Ahhhh, then like uhhuuuh, then ayiaaahhhhhhh.
Spud: Ah man, what are you talking about?
-end of confessional
The first flight finally landed, letting out the 11 teams.
Josee: "Botch or Watch". Your up Jacques. Get the tip.
The blond skater stuck his hand in, and quickly started screaming, but managed to get the rink out.
Jacques: It stings like losing the gold in Vancouver by half a point.
-confessional-
Jacques: Being late for Brazil means we will have to up our performance.
Josee: Just like I did in the Olympic trials.
Jacques: Yes. Just how WE did it.
-end of confessional
Meanwhile, the cadets were checking the coconuts. But MacArthur insisted on using her inflamed hand to try to open them.
MacArthur: Come on, where's all the tips?
Sanders: Or you could use the hammer.
MacArthur: I got this, I can do it.
The cadet kept trying, Sanders tried to hit the coconut, but MacArthur pushed her away.
MacArthur: I said I can.
-confessional-
Sanders: MacArthur can be… a bit of a control freak.
MacArthur: What can I say. I'm a lone wolf.
Sanders: Who has a partner.
MacArthur began to howl.
-end of confessional
The camera came back, showing that the cadet was howling there as well.
Sanders: Okey, would you just give me that?.
Sanders hit the coconut with the sledgehammer, freeing the travel tip.
MacArthur: I knelt down for you, you're welcome. It's an "All In." And by the way it was a joke.
Sanders: Uh-huh.
The camera moved to an area with tables full of fabrics, feathers, etc., where Don was standing, wearing a carnival hat and tail over his usual clothes.
Don: In this "All in" challenge. One team member has to make a headpiece, the other a tail. Worthy of walking the parade during carnival. When this local approves their handy-crafts she will give them their next clue.
MacArthur: Piece of cake
-confessional-
MacArthur: I know how to make costumes, I went trick-or-treating disguised as a beat officer for 10 years straight.
Sanders: Seriously, every year?
MacArthur: Well, one time I mixed it up and also dressed up as a parole officer. So yeah.
-end of confessional-
Don: the lady Cops take the lead, and back with the ants, flight number one teams continue botching or watching.
Geoff had managed to get the lead out, but was now screaming because both his hands were red and swollen.
-confessional-
Geoff: I'm pump iron. So once rowdy started swollen I just had to switch to the left. Symmetry is what Bodybuilding is all about.
Brody: Dude, your mitts are ripped.
-end of confessional-
Kelly was holding a vine. While Taylor looked a little scared.
Kelly: Hop on. And Hold on. DO IT.
Taylor: Mom, stop. You know yelling makes your neck stretch.
The teenager hugged her mother and the mother swung, both screaming at the top of their lungs. But they reached the other end.
-confessional-
Taylor: Oh yeah, I was super surprised, incredible upper body strength mom.
Kelly: Thank you honey.
Taylor: Are you drinking protein shakes? Because if you are, they'll go to your hips.
-end of confessional-
The stepbrothers were trying to open the coconuts, Lorenzo used a stone, but that only made the coconut bounce and hit him in the face.
Chet: Watch, and learn.
Chet threw the coconut against a rock, but it bounced off and received the same effect. Lorenzo laughed, before being hit by another coconut. The Adversity twins managed to climb up to the other side, only to be run over by the skaters.
Josee: I can smell it. I can smell the gold.
The skaters went to the pile, Jay regained his senses and smiled as he saw something.
Jay: Wow, you found a tip.
-confessional-
Mickey was standing next to Jay, but you could tell he was dizzy from the blow.
Jay: Maybe our luck is finally changing, I mean, we found that clue without even trying. Just picking out the broken vine and falling down the ravine.
Mickey: Yes, hooray.
The twin in the cap fell to the floor in a faint.
-end of confessional-
Geoff made it to the edge, Brody was right behind him, but ended up hitting the side of the cliff, right in the crotch, a tear escaped him.
-confessional-
Geoff: Oh man, are you okay?
Brody(with a high-pitched voice): Yeah dude, it was just a scratch.
-end of confessional-
Geoff helped him up, Shane made it to the other end with no problems.
Lucas: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
The wrestler released the vine too late and ended up crashing into a tree.
Kelly cracked a coconut and found a clue.
Kelly: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Taylor: O-M-G mom. Arms down. Sweat stains.
The adult used the travel tip for cover. They both looked up at the cliff, where Miles had climbed. And then Laurie leaned out, her face now more swollen from the blow. Taylor panicked and threw the coconut at her, causing her to fall again. Miles caught the coconut, and it opened, revealing another clue.
Miles: A tip. Thank you mother earth.
Shane: You go ahead, I'll bring her up.
Before Lucas (who was rubbing his head from the blow) could say anything, the hero had tied a vine to his feet and threw himself off. Meanwhile, Ella took the lead for her team. And though her hand was swollen, she smiled.
Ella: I'm sorry to have bothered you, my friends.
Ennui was the one who took the lead for his team, always without complaint, even his reaction was cold.
Ennui: Auch.
Crimson: Don't be so dramatic.
The rockers reached the cliff, standing alongside a tree.
Rock: Hey Spud, how's your hand?
Spud: Fine. Why?
The brown-haired rocker saw his healthy hand, then saw his swollen hand.
Spud: wow, what happened?
As it leaned against the tree, it ended up falling, forming a bridge.
Rock: Good eye, great thinking, let's go.
Spud: I swore my hands were the same size this morning.
The rockers walked carefully, the best friends soon joined in, and the log began to wobble. But both teams made it across without a problem. The daters were next to try to cross, but Ryan's muscular weight ended up breaking the log and the couple fell into the river embracing.
Ella and Sammy arrived at the cliff.
Sammy: Well, this is going to be complicated.
The princess looked at the trees and smiled.
Her: Don't be afraid, partner.
The black-haired girl began to harmonize a melody (think the one Fiona sang in Sherk) and in mere seconds, many colorful birds lifted them over the cliff, to the surprise of the other teams.
Devin: Oh wow.
Rock: Super.
Ella: Thank you very much my feathered friends.
Lucas made a bit of an effort and pulled Shane up far enough for Miles to help him and Laurie.
Miles: Thank you for saving my partner.
Shane: Just doing my duty.
Ella watched the scene and sighed happily.
-confessional-
Ella: Shane is a very noble person, helping others, even in the midst of a competition like this is a symbol of unparalleled kindness.
Sammy: I think someone starts to have a specific song in her head.
Ella: What did you say?
Sammy: Nothing.
-end of confessional-
The goths crossed the cliff, with Ennui carrying Crimson. Noah was next to cross, but was crushed by Owen. Jacques and Josee kept hitting Coconuts, getting more and more nervous, while the Surfers, The B.F.F.S and the cosplayers (who were now dressed as Serio and Azul from the combo niños) got their clues.
More and more teams were joining the work tables. The local woman gave a thumbs down to the cadets, with MacArthur wearing a tail and cap fused with her police gear.
MacArthur: No. No? No? Here's what I think of your no.
MacArthur threw the cap on the ground and stomped on it. Sanders began to drag her away.
MacArthur: We're not done, you heard me.
Miles finished assembling her headpiece.
Laurie: What color is this pearl?
The vegan with glasses saw that her friend was holding a beetle. Miles took it.
Miles: Fly little one. Here's the hat, I'll start with the tail.
-end of confessional
Miles: I will use some of my earnings to form a support group called Hidden Vegans. For vegans who have lost their way like Laurie.
Laurie: Hey. I didn't want to eat meat. I thought I had to.
Miles: And you had to lick the plate?
Laurie: That was the pressure, I thought I had to be totally clean. And what happened to that "what happened in Iceland stayed in Iceland"?
-end of confessional
The B.F.F.S. worked in two sets of headpieces.
-confessional-
Katie: We know we only have to do one, but we do everything together, and if Sadie is going to wear a carnival outfit, I will too.
Sadie: Oh I bet you'll look spectacular in that.
Katie: Oh, don't say that, I'm not the best in those clothes.
Sadie: Nonsense, you look beautiful with everything.
Katie: What?
Sadie: G-good. You look good with everything.
-end of confessional
Shane and Lucas got the hint and saw the work tables.
Lucas/Shane: I won't be the one to wear that.
The two friends looked at each other defiantly.
Lucas: Duel.
Shane: On it.
Both joined hands.
Shane/Lucas: Three, two, one, this thumb is going to fight.
The two began a thumb wrestling match, until Shane won.
Lucas: Damn.
Shane: Sorry bro, but you're up for the dress this time.
Lucas: At least let me wear the right attire.
Sammy and Ella had seen them and were laughing at the situation. The camera panned to the sisters working on the costume.
Kitty: You still think it's a bad idea to form an alliance with some team, say, the Twins?
Emma: They'll just make us think they're on our side, and then kabam. They drop us.
Mickey: We would never do that.
The camera zoomed out, showing that the twins were right behind them. Mickey had his hands on his cheeks.
Jay: Yes, we are gentlemen.
Kitty: Awkward.
Emma: Ugh, right. A trial mini-alliance. That's my only offer.
Jay: Done.
Emma: You can take your hands off your face now.
Mickey: I think they are kinda glued there.
Jay tried to help his brother, and the camera showed the sisters' expressions, along with a scream from the brother in the light blue sweater. Ryan and Sthepanie made it back to the top after their fall.
Stephanie: I said, let's use a vine, that tree is about to crack, but did you hear me? NO. Ah, the coconuts. Let's go.
Few teams were still working, Ella and Brick found their clues.
Ella: Yes.
Brick: Mission accomplished.
Noah was hitting a coconut with a branch, until he heard a sucking noise and watched as Owen swallowed a whole coconut with no trouble.
Owen: its Okay. I'll got that one.
Noah: Great. Let's wait eight hours and see if there's a clue on that one.
Noah tapped him on the stomach with the branch.
Owen: You got me right in the coconut.
Don: While most of the teams continue to search for their coco-tips. The surfers just have to samba-dance their way to first place.
The camera pans showing that the Surfers had received the clue.
Surfers: Wujuu.
The two high-fived, forgetting the state of Geoff's hands.
Brody: Go straight to the chill zone.
The duo started running to the next part. As the camera showed a beach.
Don: Copacabana beach is today's chill zone. Teams must use together...
The camera shows a cliff. Where there were many gliders.
Don: one of the tandem gliders put on top of that big cliff to soar down like eagles or plummet like turkeys because they didn't hold on tight enough.
The surfers made that mistake and both fell as soon as their feet left the water. The Cadets tried again, this time with feathered pants and a less feathered cap. But again they received a thumbs down.
MacArthur: It's called being creative.
The best friends got their clue from a coconut.
Best friends: Yes.
Ennui used his head to break two coconuts, and from one they got their clue. The lovers also found their clue, when Ryan broke a coconut with a stomp.
Stephanie: Yes.
Ryan: Yeah Yeah.
Lorenzo took advantage of the distraction and hit Chet with one of the coconuts, which had the clue.
Lorenzo: Hey, you're good for something.
Chet: Not true… wait that's not…
The Step-Brothers ran to the tables, Josee realized that this was going badly.
Josee: Let's try over there.
The skater threw one of the coconuts she had, which ended up hitting Owen in the face, and as it split it revealed another clue, for the pros.
Owen: Ouch.
Noah: Yes.
Josee: No, that way.
The same sequence occurred, as that coconut hit a tree near where Dave and Sky were checking, with the track falling into the gymnast's hands.
Sky: Yes.
Dave: Come on.
Josee: Oh no. Quick, on that one.
And for the third time, the bogeyman fell at the feet of father and son, and had a clue.
Dwayne: Wow. What you know. Let's go.
Josee: Thats ours. Give it back.
The black-haired dancer ended up jumping on the adult.
Dwayne: Run son, save yourself.
Jacques started chasing Junior. Josee picked up a coconut and threw it, unfortunately it ended up hitting his partner in the back of the head, but fortunately, the coconut had a clue.
Josee: FINALLY.
Jacques: ou.
-confessional-
Jacques: Tell me again what happened.
Josee: I told you, a monkey jumped out of a tree, picked up a coconut and threw it at you.
Jacques narrowed his eyes as Josee smiled a little nervously.
-end of confessional-
The skaters joined the other teams.
Don: All teams are working frantically to complete the suit challenge.
The local was surprised to see Laurie's face, but the outfit was well done, so she gave them the hint. Next were the stepbrothers, Chet was wearing the suit, but their fights had caused Laurie to be glued to his shoulder literally. The girl gave them the clue, and the stepbrothers fought over it as they left. To everyone's surprise, next were the Ice Dancers, in full body, highly detailed costumes.
Dave: What the…?
Noah: Didn't they just arrive?
-confessional-
Josee: We've been making our own costumes since we were 4. We can do these kinds of things in our sleep.
Jacques: Give us pearls, sequins and a theme. We will skate your dreams.
-end of confessional-
Next up were Katie and Sadie, each with a pink, purple and yellow headpiece and tail. The local girl gave them the lead. The best friends hugged each other. The next duo were the cosplayers, who had made outfits according to their respective cosplays. And they also received their clue. Next up was Cameron in a red, orange and yellow outfit, as well as wearing glasses that also had orange feathers and some yellow sequins.
-confessional-
Brick: One of my courses in fashion school was for carnivals. I knew it would come in handy someday.
-end of confessional-
The local was a little startled at the sight of Crimson's outfit, which was dark in hue, and the feathers were cut so that they looked sharp. But she gave them the travel tip.
-confessional-
Crimson: Bright colors are for people trying to compensate for the fact that they live a sad and very monotonous life.
Ennui: Yeah.
-end of confessional-
Mother and daughter were the next to receive their clue.
Kelly: Yeah.
Taylor: Mom. Stains.
The adult covered herself. The camera moved to the cliff, where the vegans were running.
Miles: On the count of three Laurie. One, two... three.
-confessional-
Miles: I had to take equipment charges in order to complete the challenge. Laurie can barely see after the bullet ants and the blow turned her face into mince meat.
Laurie groaned in pain at that word.
Miles: Sorry, I will avoid mentioning it.
-end of confessional-
The teams began to prepare for the flight.
Don: As the race for first place tightens, the race to finish last is just beginning.
The sisters and father and son received their clues. With Kitty and Dwayne wearing the outfits.
Father and son: Oh yeah.
Sammy and Ella were next, with the princess wearing a pink and pastel shades tail and headpiece with some flowers. The local woman gave them the clue, then Lucas appeared, his back turned, revealing that he was wearing a multicolored hat and tail, accompanied by feathered pants, and instead of his t-shirt, he had his chest exposed and wore a feathered necklace of the same multi-tone colors with a bright pink and blue mask and also wore wristbands that had the same feathers. The local woman gave him the clue.
Lucas: Gracias Señorita.
Shane: Come on.
The masked men ran off, while Ella watched as Sammy froze.
Her: Oh, I think someone has a tune in their head.
Sammy: Huh? That's what...I just...come on.
The vegans landed on the beach and made it to the finish line.
Laurie: Yes. From last place to first place in one day.
Miles: We deserve it.
Don: No, you deserve a 30-minute penalty. Which they got.
Miles: What, but why?
Don: Because each was supposed to build a component of the costume, but Miles did both.
Laurie complained, but she had no choice but to wait and trust. Jacques and Josee landed perfectly on the carpet.
Don: Ice Dancers. They came in first place.
The two waved and blew kisses to the camera, as well as caught some flowers.
Josee: Yes, in your faces vegaaahhh.
Jacques saw Laurie's condition and also screamedd. At the top of the ridge father and son launched themselves with the glider, while the Step-Brothers ran. Or rather, Chet was running, for Lorenzo was still glued to his back.
Lorenzo: The fact it's. I'm doing well considering who I'm stuck with.
Chet: That's the only reason you're doing well. Fact.
Lorenzo: Fact wrong, it is not.
Chet: Fact right. Double block, enchanted no givens.
Lorenzo: Crap.
Chet: Yes.
Because of their fight, Chet forgot to jump and they fell like a stone.
Lorenzo: Nice job. I was being sarcasticcccccccccc.
Don looked to the heavens, and ducked to avoid being accidentally hit by the goths.
Don: Great flying birds of death, goths are second place.
Don: Third (Mother and daughter)
Don: Fourth (Surfers)
Don: Fifth (B.F.F.S)
Don: Sixth (Father and son)
Don: Sevenths (Stepbrothers)
Don: Eight (Brains and Brawn)
Don: Ninth (Cosplayers)
The penalty clock had barely passed 10 minutes.
Don: As vegan pressure mounts, more and more teams are ending their challenges.
The bloggers received their clue, and then the cadets.
MacArthur: Nailed it.
The camera returned to the cliff, where both sisters and twins were preparing to fly.
Kitty: We'll take care of each other, right?
Mickey: You bet we do.
Both teams jumped.
Mickey: Best day ever.
But bad luck struck, Mickey sneezed, causing them to lose control and collide with the sisters.
Don: Looks like the twins took the sisters on a double date to the air show.
The two teams ended up colliding on the carpet.
Emma: Test finished. The alliance is terminated.
Kitty: Sorry guys. I have to support my sis on this one.
Mickey: totally fair.
Don: And it's a tie of sore bodies in 10th and 11th place. There are 10 teams left, and one of them will be left behind.
Bloggers and opposites landed.
Don: 12 (Bloggers) and 13 (opposites)
Owen and Noah's shouts made everyone look up in the air, where the professionals were rushing at full speed.
Noah: Out of the way.
The team crashed into the arena. Allowing The Daters, Positivists, best friends and masked men to pass.
Don: 14 (Daters), 15 (Positivists), 16 (Best Friends) and 17 (Masked mens)
The clock was ticking. Down and down it went, but that only made the vegans more tense. Noah was trying to drag Owen along.
MacArthur: Incoming.
The Cadets ended up accidentally kicking Owen, causing the pros to step into the carpet.
Don: 18place (Professionals) Cadets, 19 (Cadets).
The rockers landed on the beach. With one minute on the clock.
Rock: Rock and roll.
But Spud out of nowhere changed his expression, and seeing his still throbbing hand, the brown-haired boy began to scream, while Rock watched the camera worriedly.
Rock: Yep. I think he feels the bug bites now..
Spud began to run forward with his eyes closed in pain. Rock jumped on his back.
Rock: I got your back.
Don: Vegan, your penalty ends in 3. 2. 1.
But the moment the horn sounded, Spud ran past on the mat, which only indicated something.
Don: Rockers are the 20th team. second last place.
Laurie and Miles ducked their heads.
Don: Well, sorry tofu girls, but you have been eliminated from the race. Soy long.
Miles: all our plans for the money, have gone up in smoke.
-a compilation of the vegan period in the race is shown-
Miles: That million would have helped so many causes.
Laurie: I know, and I ate meat.
Miles: Your heart was in the right place... not the one you ate... but the one inside you... Well, I guess they're both inside you but.
Laurie: I got it. Please stop talking.
Don: Now that we're in the 20 teams, things are going to level up. Next time in... Ridonculous race.
-END OF EPISODE-
-BONUS SCENE-
The opposites decided to do something a little different, and went for a few laps in the streets of Brazil. In the areas closest to the hotel.
Dave: Well, we moved up the rankings.
Sky: Yes. It's much more relaxing to be almost in the middle than it is to be at the bottom. How's your hand?
Dave: It 's fine. If you ignore that it burns, it stings and I can't hold anything. But I think I'm used to the effect by now. At least they weren't bees.
Sky: You are allergic to bees?
Dave: Yes. And tomatoes, wheat, peanuts, dandelions, and most fruit flavored gums.
Sky: Really?
Dave: Well, I've never been tested for the latter, and I think the tomato and wheat thing was a fungus. But it's better to be cautious in these cases.
Sky: I guess you're right.
The two stopped in an elevated passageway, and saw how there were a couple of people practicing a dance to the beat of drums.
Dave: What are they doing?
Sky: Capoeira. It always caught my attention. It can be a dance, but it can also be a martial art. Something beautiful and dangerous at the same time.
Dave: I guess it is. I could use it to deal with bullies.
Sky: There are other ways to deal with those types of people, you don't have to stoop to their level.
Dave: Yeah. No offense, but it's hard to think otherwise when they always do it no matter what, and even more so when everyone else ignores it, either out of fear, or because they don't care about me.
Sky looked at him with some pity, and immediately remembered a time when she was told that Keith had participated in an annoyance to a boy. The athlete could not help but feel bad, although she knew that Keith did it for some "aura", to fit in with the other popular boys, and not for being some bully, that did not take away from the fact that she disliked that moment very much. And yet, she did not reproach him further, beyond asking him to try not to do it, why? She should have been harder on him. Or maybe she herself had some of that desire to fit in and that's why she didn't tell him anything too severe.
Dave: Sky... Sky.
Sky: Huh?
Dave: Are you okay?
Sky: Yes, yes, its just... thoughts.
The two watched as the sky began to become a sunset hue, and decided to head back to the hotel. They would have to catch up on some sleep for the next destination, whatever it might be.
-END OF BONUS SCENE
Elimination Table
24- The Larpers, Leonard and Tammy.
23- The Tennis Rivals, Gerry and Pete.
22- The Geniuses, Ellody and Mary
21- The Vegans, Laurie and Miles
They still compete.
Best Friends, Carrie and Devin.
The Cadets, Sanders and McArthur.
The Ice Dancers, Jacques and Josee.
The Opposites, Dave and Sky.
The Goths, Crimson and Ennui.
TheB.F.F.S, Katie and Sadie.
Brains and brawn, Cameron and Brick.
The Daters, Ryan and Sthepanie.
The Surfers, Geoff and Brody.
The Professionals, Owen and Noah.
The Cosplayers, Lara and Pierce.
The Masked Mens, Lucas and Shane.
The Positivists, Ella and Sammy.
The Rockers, Rock and Spud.
The Bloggers, Tom and Jen.
The Sisters, Emma and Kitty.
The Adversity Twins, Mickey and Jay.
Mother and Daughter, Kelly and Taylor.
The Step-Brothers, Chet and Lorenzo.
Father and son, Dwayne and Junior.
This is Brazil.
The vegans unfortunately met their end here. I don't dislike them, but they didn't have much to do here either. I did cut back a bit on the mistreatment of Laurie, because the poor girl ate a lot of crap in two episodes.
For the teams, in this case, we had mostly Positivist and Maskeddudes and B.F.F.S. constructions and scenes.
Skave got a small moment in the episode, only to see them in the bonus scene, this time, we dig a bit into Sky and how She feels around her almost-previous relationship and her "status" in the school setting.
Brains and brawn and the Cosplayers for their part, had more of a moment of talent in making their outfits.
In the next episode, the teams will go to spooky Transylvania, where they will live an experience to die for... not literally, we need them alive.