Episodio 14- Down and Outback.
Don: Last time in the Ridonculous Race.
Don: Our teams were sent to the dungeon, friends became enemies, enemies became friends. And with the power of love inside, Devin won the chance to call his special girl. And she cut him off... wait for it.
The camera shows Devin crying next to Don.
Don: there it is. It was so sad, and it still is. Which team will get the boot this week?... This is too sad to watch.
The announcer put a paper bag with a picture of Devin smiling on it.
Don: That's better. And this is... The Ridonculous Race.
-INTRO-
Don: We are back in Australia, and the winners from last round will take the first clue.
Carrie and Devin ( still carrying the bag and crying) approached the box.
Carrie: Hey, maybe taking the first clue will cheer you up. Want to give it a try?
The blonde took the bag from him, revealing Devin whit his eyes red-rimmed from crying, and he dropped his head on the button as he continued to cry.
Carrie: oh, I can take it. I better take it.
Carrie is shown standing in front of the camera, as Devin cried against a tree in the distance.
Carrie: Shelly left Devin, that's terrible. And it's also fantastic. Well, not yet. But eventually he'll see it as fantastic... I think.
Devin was still crying on the button.
Carrie: Come on, it's not the end of the world. You have so many people who care about you.
The blonde put her hand on his shoulder, and from the walk the boy pulled himself back up.
Devin: Yeah. You're right. I mean, I bet she didn't even broke up with me, I'm sure I just misheard her.
Carrie: Uhhh.
Devin: Wait till I tell Shelly about this. We're going to laugh and laugh.
The boy started walking, leaving Carrie and the opposites.
Carrie: Well, I wasn't expecting that.
Sky: He's just processing the situation... and denying it with all his faith.
The step-siblings entered the scene, pushing Dave, who in turn pushed the girls.
Chet: Sorry girls.
Dave: Hey.
Chet: But my awesome brother and I have to move.
-confessional-
Chet: Ever since we stopped fighting, we've become the super step brothers supreme edition.
Lorenzo: And we even have our own song.
Both: Step-Brothers, Step-Brothers, we are the Step-Brotherssssssssssssssssss.
Lorenzo: We even tattooed each other's faces with markers. Permanent markers.
The stepbrothers held up their T-shirts, showing that they had both drawn Chet's face.
Chet: I thought each would draw his own face.
-end of confessional-
Chet took the clues.
Chet: It's an "All In".
Lorenzo: hunting bunnies. Wait. hunting bunnies?
The camera panned, revealing a lettuce patch full... repeat. FULL, of rabbits eating the plants.
Don: Yes, hunting bunnies. These little fellows seem friendly, but are considered delinquents by the farmers. They put up fences, but they still keep coming in.
The camera shows a farmer chasing several rabbits with a net.
Don: Teams must collect 10 rabbits in a sack, and deliver them to this friendly local fellow to receive their next clue. And as an added bonus, in some part of this entire field will be an albino rabbit. The team that finds it can automatically move on to the next challenge.
Rock: Let's save this farm.
The teams headed for the spot. Inadvertently, they crushed a whole hectare of lettuce to the farmer's aggravation. Brody took the two lettuces that were still whole.
Brody: Come albino albino albino albino. Don't worry dude, we will catch those rabbits.
Jacques grabbed one that was distracted by its ears.
Jacques: oh je t'ai eu (ha, i got you)
The rabbit started kicking him.
Jacques: A little help over here.
Josee: Not now. I'm busy.
The Ice dancer stared at MacArthur, who returned the warlike stare.
-confessional-
Josee: They attacked us with the boomerang.
Jacques: And we attacked them.
Josee: I want revenge. Winning is not enough. I need to be the one who makes them LOSE.
Jacques: I think winning is enough.
Josee: MAKE THEM LOSE
-end of confessional
Josee: Hello Mon Ami. Tell me... Could I borrow some of your makeup?
Ennui: Don't pretend kindness. It disgusts me. But you can use some if you tell me where you got those tights.
-confessional-
Ennui: Tight clothing is ideal for the gothic style. Confined, and even a bit torturous.
Crimson: like a moving iron maiden.
-end of confessional-
The Rockers looked out and saw several rabbits.
Rock: Hello furry ears. Just keep at it.
The blond rocker ran towards the rabbits. But his foot sank into the ground.
Rock: Ahhhh. My ankle. I needed that.
Spud: Dude, are you okay?
Rock: It's all right. I've got two legs so I can still.
Rock took a step, and his other leg suffered the same fate.
Rock: Ahhhh. Again?
Spud: Dude. Why are there so many rabbit holes around here?
A rabbit peeked out, but hid again as soon as it saw Ryan's hand.
Ryan: I got you.
The rabbit peeked out a few inches to the side, and Ryan tried his other hand, but the rabbit came back out further and laughed. Ryan this time made the move with his face, and picked it up by the tail.
Stephanie: Wow, the big strong guy caught a bunny.
Ryan dropped it in the sack.
Ryan: We only have two? There's got to be a faster way to... wow. What's Ennui doing?
The camera showed that many conjeitis were encompassing the goth.
Ennui: Uhh, Crimson. It's happening to me again.
-confessional-
Crimson: Cute animals love Ennui. It's adorable.
Ennui: I don't want to talk about it.
-end of confessional-
The goth dropped another of the rabbits into his sack.
Ennui: your affection upsets me.
A melody filled everyone's ears, and they watched as Ella hummed, which made 5 rabbits enter her team's sack.
Sammy: Well done Ella, we only have 5 more to go.
Shane watched her from afar and sighed, as Lucas picked up a rabbit.
Shane: She's magnificent.
The rabbit pecked the wrestler's in the eyes.
-confessional-
Lucas: I have a love-hate relationship with animals. Dogs and cats, they love me. Everything else... not so much.
-end of confessional-
The stepbrothers were looking at one of the edges of the field, where there were bushes. And they saw some ears in one of the bushes.
Chet: There's one.
Lorenzo took it, but when he pulled it out of the leaves, he found himself face to face with a kangaroo.
Lorenzo: ah…
-confessional-
Lorenzo: I thought he was a kangaroo. But Chet is the smart one, and I didn't want to look like a fool.
-end of confessional-
Lorenzo: I've never seen a rabbit like this. Maybe it's the albino.
-confessional-
Chet: I don't think it's the albino because it's neither white, nor is it a rabbit. But. Lorenzo is the smart one so...
-end of confessional-
Chet: Yes. An albino rabbit. That's what it is.
The kangaroo kicked the brown-skinned stepbrother hard, sending him crashing into a tree. And then it started jumping on him.
Lorenzo: Ahhhh, make it stop. Ahhh, I don't think there's anything more painful than this.
On the field, Spud was tending to his partner and friend.
Spud: Okay, does this hurt?
The brown-haired man moved Rock's foot slightly, causing him to release a high-pitched scream.
Spud: ah, ok... and this?
Spud moved the foot back to how it was before. And this time, Rock screamed in a lower decibel.
Spud: oh I know what's wrong. I don't know what I'm doing.
-confesionario-
Rock was standing, while Spud chased a rabbit in the back
Rock: Wwll. i'm like the banda leader. And Spud is like… the soda machine of the arena. If he's going to improve. He has to improve Now.
Spud: Come little fella. It's delicioso. See?
The rocker started to eat the lettuce.
-fin del confesionario-
Dave was trying to catch the rabbits, but they were literally running circles around him.
Dave: Stay still.
The boy ended up tripping and fell straight into a lettuce. One of the rabbits approached him.
Dave: Help me.
The rabbit licked his cheek to remove a piece of the plant, Sky couldn't help but laugh a little at how adorable and comical the scene was.
The cadets approached a group, their hands like guns.
MacArthur: Stop. Everybody down on the ground, hands behind your ears.
The bunnys obeyed.
MacArthur: That's it, you little furries. The salad bar closed.
Unbeknownst to them, the Ice dancer watched them behind a tree.
Jacques: I don't get it. How are we going to make them lose by giving them one of our rabbits?
Josee: watch and learn.
The Ice dancer patted it with the make-up sponge, making the gray bunny now look totally white, and then released it into the field.
Sanders: That was the last one.
MacArthur: Ah. The leader of the gang.
Sanders: But we've got enough rabbits here.
MacArthur: A FUGITIVE.
Sanders: MacArthur wait. Oh no.
The cadet had dropped the sack, allowing the rabbits to escape.
-confessional-
The skaters laughed.
Sanders: Take that you fools in blue.
-end of confessional-.
The BFFs were also trying to capture the bunnies.
Katie: aww, look.
Katie pointed to two bunnies rubbing their noses.
Katie: they are adorable.
Sadie: yeah... not as adorable as you.
Katie: huh?
Sadie: Nothing. Come on, I think I saw the albino over there.
-confessional-
Katie: Sadie's been acting a little weird lately, and I seem to be somewhat involved. Maybe... no. It couldn't be that. If it was I would have already… maybe I should talk to her after the challenge.
-end of confessional-
Two rabbits were eating, when Devin grabbed them by the ears.
Devin: Yeah, Shelly's going to be so proud.
Carrie: I don't think she's going to mind. She broke up with you remember?
Devin: Uh-huh, Carrie, come on. It was just a misunderstanding.
Carrie: Well actually I remember her breaking up with you.
Devin: No, she didn't.
Carrie: I heard her voice and...
Devin used the rabbits to cover his ears.
Devin: I can't hear you. La la la la la la.
The camera shows both separate and opposite watching the scene.
-confessional-
Stephanie: they're really letting a breakup get to them? Just forget about it and move on.
Ryan: Get over it and move on.
Stephanie; That's what I just said.
Ryan: And I said it better.
-end of confessional-
Dave watched them in confusion, while Sky sighed. All that love tension only made her wish she had been strong-willed enough to break up with Keith when she caught him cheating on her.
Devin kept walking, as Carrie stopped next to Spud.
Carrie: I feel like this isn't going well.
Spud: Relax. Dude is going through the 7 stages.
Carrie: 7 stages of what?
Spud: Of heartbreak. My first band "By the Vomit" wrote the cruelest ballad about that.
Carrie: Okay? And what are the stages?
Spud: I'll sing you the song. 2. 3. 4. Heartbreak. Stage 1.
The brown-haired guy started playing air guitar.
Carrie: Can you skip that part?
Spud: I have to sing it all the way through or I won't remember it.
As Spud went back to playing, the positivists finished rounding up the rabbits.
Ella: Relax little friends, you'll be released in a moment.
The girls heard whimpering, and watched as Lucas was bitten by several rabbits.
Lucas: {Qué tienen contra mi? Solo quería meterlos en un saco... oh, cierto}
Another rabbit bit him on the nose.
Lucas: Ahhhhhhhhhh.
Sammy: oh geez, allow me.
Sammy gave the sack to Ella, and began to struggle a bit, until the rabbit stopped biting the masked luchador.
Lucas: Hey, somebody stop them.
Shane: Ella, could you give us a little help?
Ella: With pleasure Sir Shane.
The princess began to harmonize, and soon, the rabbits biting the wrestler left him alone, as well as jumping into the masked men's sack.
Shane: And, we have the 10.
Lucas: Thank you. Ouch. Those guys have sharp teeth.
Sammy: Good thing they're calm now.
The bunny Sammy was holding rubbed up against her and stood on her head.
Lucas: That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Sammy: It's adorable isn't it?
Lucas: I didn't mean the bunny.
The blonde turned almost as red as her old cheerleading outfit. But the moment is interrupted, as the bunny hopped up to attack the Latino.
Lucas: Ahhhhh, Doesn't mean you're not. You're cute too. Ahhhhhhhhhh.
The Step-Brothers managed to catch the kangaroo in the sack.
Lorenzo: Yeah. We got him.
Chet: Let's go, stepbrothers.
The kangaroo started jumping, taking the stepbrothers with it as they held on to the sack and hit the ground.
Lorenzo: It's not... fair... we got you.
Chet: Watch where you're going.
A farmer was driving his tractor, heading towards the team.
Stepbrothers: Ahhhh.
The farmer slammed on the brakes with all his might, and fortunately stopped in front of the kangaroo and the boys. The kangaroo continued on its way, as the "albino" rabbit passed over the tractor, and out of nowhere, MacArthur knocked the driver down and pulled out his badge.
MacArthur: Police emergency. I will commandeer this vehicle.
The cadet sped up the tractor and started driving after the rabbit. Completely destroying the lettuce field.
MacArthur: Your days of destroying crops are over.
The rabbit passed through a wooden fence, which MacArthur drove through shortly after, and the same fate followed a corn meadow. The rabbit passed near a gas tank.
MacArthur: Ahhh.
The Cadet hit the brake with all her might, and the tractor stopped, mere inches away, and barely touching the tank with her forehead.
MacArthur: Whew.
The tank exploded. The rabbit scoffed, but soon had to turn to flee, as MacArthur was unharmed by the explosion and continued to chase it. Again through the cornfield, and followed by the kangaroo dragging the half-brothers. The rabbit ran to the small dock of a lake.
MacArthur: Fence fence. End of the road.
The rabbit started pointing and making noise.
MacArthur: What, you want me to look back? I won't fall in...
Out of nowhere, the kangaroo with the Stepbrothers swatted MacArthur. Which made her step on the gas, and the trio fell into the water. As the rabbit watched them.
Geoff: wohooo. We've got 10 rabbits.
The surfers heard a loud splash.
Josee: Wow. Did you see how it fell?
Jacques: Deadly. I wonder who's driving.
Josee: MacArthur.
Jacques: Ah. That explains why I heard her screaming. Help me Brody.
Brody; Ahhh. MacArthur here I come.
Geoff: wait dide we have to... oh men.
The party boy put the sack on the floor.
Geoff: Hold it bunnies. BRODY.
Josee: Oh look. We got our 10 bunnies.
Jacques: Oh, how evil.
-confessional-
Josee: Fooling them is easier than a blindfolded triple jump.
-end of confessional-
Spud, on the other hand, continued with his air guitar.
Carrie: Are the lyrics coming? Does the song even have lyrics?
Spud: Lyrics? Nah, this is the instrumental version. But, the 7 solos have the names of the 7 stages of heartbreak. Right now he's in the denial stage. When he becomes Mr. Grumpy. You'll know he's in stage 2.
Carrie: So. If I want him to get over Shelly that much faster. I have to get him mad at her. Thanks Spud.
The blonde ran off. As a rabbit ran past Spud. With Rock falling to the ground tired soon after.
Rock: Dude catch him.
Spud: What for? O right. I got him, I got him.
Rock smacked his forehead. As the Ice dancers handed the sack to the farmer.
Josee: Here. Now the tip.
The man heeded.
Jacques: You have to fly, to save your butts?
The camera moved to an airplane runway, full of gliders.
Don: That's right, teams must run to this runway full of gliders and fly.
The camera switches to Don at the rest area.
Don: To this rest area on Mount Aspiring in New Zealand.
Don presses his microphone.
Don: Will our teams know there is a new Zealand? They will know. Right.
The Ice dancers climbed into the vehicle, and with the help of the rope machine operator, the glider was airborne within seconds.
Don: As the Ice Dancers move toward the rest area. Most of the teams use curious ways to tie their rabbits.
Three rabbits how to a lettuce quietly. Before being knocked out by a flatulence from Owen.
Don: Some good ones.
Camera shows Ennui using the sack to catch rabbits hopping towards him.
Don: Some great ones.
Camera shows Dwayne digging in a burrow. Until he pulled his hand out with the rabbit biting his finger.
Don: And some not so cool ones.
The sisters were running side by side trying to catch a rabbit each, which led to them bumping into each other.
The step-siblings jumped out of the water. Before they fell into the mud.
-confessional-
Lorenzo: We thought it was time to give that poor albino a rest.
Chet: No doubt. I mean, we didn't want to hurt him.
Lorenzo: Yeah. They sure are endangered.
-end of confessional-
Chet: Look.
The camera showed other ears on a bush.
Chet: Non-albino ears.
Lorenzo: Catch.
Chet: I got it.
Chet: Got it.
The ears belonged to a baby kangaroo. And the same one that had dragged them in earlier arrived, looking unfriendly.
Chet: umm, is that your mom?
The kangaroo picked up her baby.
Chet: Cute bunnies.
The adult kangaroo kicked them hard.
Chet: I hate... the... albinos.
The goths awarded the sack to the local. With Ennui keeping her distance.
Ennui: Get them away from us.
The farmer did the same and gave them the hint.
Ennui: I never want to see any of those nasty hairballs again.
Crimson: Strange though. How something so cute could destroy an entire continent.
Ennui: They're like a plague. A happy, bouncing ball of hunger and death.
The goth looked back, and out of the same sack he had bestowed on the farmer, a black rabbit peeked out, and the look of the little animal made Ennui a little expressive.
Meanwhile, the haters were doing their own work.
Stephanie: There goes the fourth place. And we still only have two rabbits.
Ryan heard a noise and opened his bag.
Ryan: Umm. Steph.
They both saw inside, where there were now 8 baby rabbits, in addition to the 2 they already had.
-confessional-
Stephanie: Aww, they're so cute.
Ryan: Not as cute as you.
Stephanie: Awwww.
-end of confessional-
Spud: I got you. I got you.
The rocker ended up stepping on a rake, which rose up and hit him.
Spud: A trap.
The rocker fell backwards. And out from under him came a poor stunned rabbit.
Spud: Hey, I caught one.
Rock: Nice catch bro.
The two heard a hissing sound. And they saw a snake that had clearly consumed some rabbits.
Spud: Wow man. Look at the snake.
Rock: Earth to Spud. We need to catch rabbits.
Spud: We've got everything we need right here.
-confessional-
Spud: I've had a lot of snakes. I'm an expert at detecting bumps, I can tell if it swallowed my phone, a kid's bike, the neighbor's cat.
Rock: Maybe you shouldn't let your snake out for a walk.
-End of confessional-
Spud took the snake and pointed the reptile's mouth at the bag, and waved its tail so that it spit at the rabbits.
Rock: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Dude. You just took them all out with one hand.
Spud: We're still in the game.
The rugged rocker starts making air guitar with the snake.
Rock: We should run, though.
Spud didn't stop.
Rock: eh, why not?
The blonde joined his friend.
MacArthur climbed out of the water, where she was helped by Brody.
Brody: Oh, you're alive.
Sanders: You can't just run out and leave me without support. I lost all the other rabbits.
MacArthur: don't worry, i catched the albino.
MacArthur lifted up the rabbit, and the make up came off.
Sanders: It's fake.
Brody: Wow, he was faking it. Bad rabbit.
MacArthur: Calm down sweetie, the rabbit didn't do this. But I know who did.
In New Zealand. Jacques and Josee made it to the finish line.
Don: Ice Dancers. Third place.
Ive Dancers: Yes. Wait. What?
Josee: How did we come in third place? We were the first to leave the farm.
Don: No. The Positivists and the Masked were first and second. In fact, both teams have been here for about 10 minutes.
The camera panned showing the two teams sharing time, Ella and Shane surrounded by animals, as the superhero listened to the princess tunes, while Lucas seemed to be telling some wrestling stuff to Sammy, specifically, the romantic storyline of Eddie Guerrero and Chyna, as he gave her a rose and said {mamacita} in his best accent that mimics the Latino heat (rest in peace both Chyna and Eddie Guerrero) the Ice dancers folded their arms.
-confessional-
Josee: Alright, those two teams seem to be too close together, we have to find a way to get them to move away from each other.
Josee started laughing, Jacques on the other hand looked more intimidated than anything.
-end of confessional-
In the field, the sisters, father and son, opposites and professionals carried their respective sacks.
Don: the race for first place is over, but the race for last place is not yet.
The camera panned to the air, where the separates, goths and bff's.
Don: As more teams fly to the rest area, some are planning strategies.
Sadie: Katie. Listen to me.
The clear-skinned best friend put her hand over her friend's, and her plane shook a little.
Katie: I got it. I got it.
The bff's glider stabilized.
Katie: you were saying?
Sadie: emm. When we're on the ground.
In the separate glider.
Stephanie: Don't talk to me.
Ryan: I didn't.
Don: Others don't.
The camera panned to the goth ship, where Ennui held up his hands, showing the same rabbit as before, only now he had his face made up white like the goths and had a gothic expression.
Don: And a team has a new member.
-confessional-
Ennui: This is Loki. He's on our team now.
Crimson: We name him after the Norse god of darkness because he destroys life.
Ennui: They're also very lucky. And it works for us.
Loki growled into the camera.
Ennui: See?
-end of confessional-.
Back in the fields, Lorenzo watched as the kangaroo gave Chet a beating. With the boy trying in vain to hit back.
Chet: You know. It's times like this that I miss having someone to blame it all on.
Lorenzo; maybe we're allergic to albinos.
Chet: hey that's right. Because there's no way a rabbit can take us.
At that, a white rabbit got on top of Chet.
Chet: Ahhh, w-w-w-what is that thing?
Lorenzo: It looks like a giant worm.
Chet: Ah, get it off me.
Don: Hey, congratulations, you guys caught the albino rabbit. You can move on to the next challenge.
Lorenzo: Really?
Chet tried to stand up, but the kangaroo had given him a good thrashing.
Chet: I think we'd better stay here for a moment.
The albino rabbit simply started eating some leaves that were on Chet's clothes.
Don: While they take a breather. More teams take off.
The camera shows the rockers taking off.
Don: And more teams arrive at the culmination mat.
The goths came in fourth, followed by the separates in fifth, and the bff's in sixth.
Katie: Yes. Now. What was…
Sadie gave her a kiss on the cheek, leaving her frozen.
Sadie: Ummm... see you at the hotel.
The best friend ran off before Katie could react.
Katie: Am I dreaming?
Don gave her a pinch in the arm.
Katie: Ouch
Don: and confirmed that you're not.
Don: Seventh (Opposites)
Don: Eighth (Father and son)
Don: Ninth (Sisters)
At the farm, the cadets and Surfers were running.
Don: While there are 2 teams that are falling further and further behind.
Sanders: We are the last ones.
Geoff: Sweet, we'll have the whole field to ourselves.
Sanders: Yes. And we're tied for last place.
Brody: I'll gladly share our rabbits with you… wherever they are.
Geoff: oh man. All of our rabbits escaped. And so did our sack, how strange.
MacArthur: We don't have time to focus on that, we have to fill a whole sack of rabbits. And I know how.
Moments later, MacArthur leapt onto the field, carrots strapped to his entire body.
MacArthur: Let's do it.
The rabbits stopped looking peaceful. And the camera focused on the pained and shocked faces of the other 3 contestants, while MacAthur's whimpers could be heard. The cadet stood in front of the local man, covered in rabbits.
MacArthur: This is for. Auch. My team and the Surfers.
Brody: great. Thanks.
In the air, the rockers were still flying over the space between Australia and New Zealand.
Spud: Wow. All the clouds look like things. Like that one looks like a vanilla milkshake. And that one looks like a marshmallow.
Rock: Dude. Mountain.
Spud: None of them look like a...
The warning was that there was a mountain in front of it.
Rock: Do somethingggggg. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
The glider crashed, fortunately, it only went down in the snow and no one was hurt.
Spud: Ahhhhhhhh, mountain.
-confessional-
Rock: it's great that we're alive. But next time. I'll fly the plane.
-end of confessional-
The best friends were also in the glider.
Devin: Wow, what a perfect day to fly.
Carrie: Really? I'm surprised you're not... upset about flying.
Devim: Why would I be upset?
Carrie: Oh I don't know. It's just Shelly over there laughing, having fun. You know, playing tennis all over town.
Devin: N-No. She just... I mean... I'm sure that... ANYWAY WHO TAKES TENNIS CLASSES.
Carrie: oh. Someone's getting mad.
Devin: You know what. I'm going to call her right now.
Devim pushed the lever down.
Carrie: Wait. No.
The pros were in flight, too. Until Owen let out a flatulence, which flooded the entire cabin.
Owen: It wasn't me.
The best friends' plane hit them, and now they were both in free descent.
-confessional-
Noah was wearing a gas mask.
Owen: When I held on he got all sweaty.
The Indian guy pulled out.
Owen: What, that doesn't happen to them? Noah.
-End of confessional-
Fortunately, all 4 were unharmed. Beyond a few bruises.
Carrie: What sucks?
Owen: The rest area.
Noah: Come on.
Don: Ten (Professional)
Don: Eleven (Best friends)
Don: Twelve (Surfers)
Don: Thirteen (Cadets)
Don: And the last two team, now are feeling the pressure.
The stepbrothers were in the air.
Chet: I'm glad we found the albino. And that we got away from the big, dark, two-headed albino.
Lorenzo: Yes, there's nothing more beautiful, Quiet...
The kangaroo had somehow gotten on the glider.
Lorenzo: Oh, please.
Chet: Ahhh, move it away.
The kangaroo kicked the wing of the glider breaking it and causing it to dive.
Lorenzo: I hate albinoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Spud watched the scenery from the mountain.
Spud: Great. We did it.
The camera showed the rest area. And then it zoomed out, showing that they were a couple of mountains away.
Spud: Almost.
Rock: I can't take off my safety harness. Just let me die.
Spud: What? Nothing like that. It's like your mother always says. If anyone's gonna kill you. It's gonna be me.
Spud pushed the button releasing his partner and carried him on his shoulders.
Spud: We'll get off this rock or die trying.
Unfortunately, Spud's echo was followed by a shudder.
Spud: I should say I'm sorry, because we're about to feel a lot of pain.
The snow began to sweep them away.
Far below, the Step-Brothers were recovering from their fall.
Chet; The rest area. It's up ahead.
Lorenzo: I don't think I can make it.
The kangaroo emerged from the wreckage and roared at them. And his calf did the same.
Chet: Run.
Don: The second to last team is running to the carpet. It looks like it's all over for the rockers.
The stepbrothers got closer and closer,until everything started to shake, and snow covered them all.
Several minutes later, Don was standing with the stepbrothers and rockers, both using blankets to regain warmth. Spud sneezed.
Don: Well this was the closest race we've ever had. Our judges will have to watch it again to determine a winner.
Don's microphone beeped.
Don: Don't we have any judges? Who's that at the table? Well he's eating donuts...this, it's going to take a while.
Don pulled out a tablet and started watching the recordings.
Lorenzo: Chet. I just want you to know that if we lose... I'M GOING TO BE A BIG CRETIN FOR THAT.
Chet: Ha. Me too.
The half-brothers bumped fists.
Spud: Hey, what are we waiting for.
Rock: Let them decide who lost.
Spud: Whaaaat?
Don: Competitors. After a close inspection. I've decided that the Rockers...were not the last team to arrive. Siblings are out.
Siblings: Awwww.
Rock: Wooooooohoooo, and all thanks to my friend. Spud.
Spud: Wow. I've never done anything before with intent...that's great.
-A compilation of the Step-Brothers run is shown-
Chet: We didn't lose. Stop playing parting shots.
Lorenzo: We're not remembering and they won't make us remember.
The image changes to the stepbrothers in the confessional.
Lorenzo: We hate this show. We'll make our own race.
Chet: Yeah. And they'll all be ninjas.
Lorenzo: And they'll all go to factories... in space.
Chet: You're my brother.
Lorenzo: You are my brother. Brother hug.
The stepbrothers shared a hug.
Don: But before we go. I have an announcement to make. Today's episode... is a double elimination round, The Rockers are going home too.
Rock: Whaaaaaat?
Spud: oh. This sucks.
The stepbrothers laughed.
Rock: Eh. And why did you waste time, going through the footage, if they were going to kick us all out?
Don: Because I forgot. Obviously.
-A compilation of the rockers' time is shown-
Rock: Getting kicked out sucked. But I'm proud of Spud. At first I was all like "Dude" and then I was like "no way" and then I was like "Whaaaat?"
Spud: Thanks man. Maybe we'll win this thing.
Rock: We already lost.
Spud: Oh right.
The 2 teams walked through the snow.
Rock: I really wanted the million.
Chet: You guys want to come and play horror storm on our game box?
Rockers: Yeah...
Lorenzo: Cool.
Chet: So Cool.
-END OF THE EPISODE-
The teams had already traveled to the hotel, which fortunately, was away from the mountains to avoid an avalanche situation. Dave and Sky were eating some snacks.
Dave: Now a double elimination. Things are getting tighter and tighter, we are down to 13 teams. Almost half. And if we follow a similar pattern to the seasons the show had. Something tells me we're not going to catch a break anytime soon.
Sky: So we can only do more and more. We have to stay as far away from the last positions as possible. We got to the middle of the table today.
Dave: That was my fault. Those rabbits spun me around like a bingo wheel.
Sky: I didn't mean that. We talked about it before. You need to stop blaming yourself for everything.
Dave: I'm just telling the truth. I'm the one who had the most trouble catching the rabbits. If there were less teams left, we'd be out of the race.
Sky sighed, it was obvious that nerves were keeping Dave from thinking beyond negativity.
Sky: You'd better rest for today.
Dave: Yeah... maybe a little extra sleep will help me be in top condition tomorrow.
The boy retreated to the room with a cookie he was eating, Sky watched as he went to the elevators and greeted Ella, and for a moment, she felt her heart shrink.
Sky (thinking): Again? Why do I keep getting like this, he barely knew her. Sure, Ella seems like someone super nice, and why do I keep getting this interested. I can't let love distract me.
Sky looked around at her surroundings, the goths were petting Loki with their hands clasped together, Lucas and Sammy were playing on an arcade machine the hotel had, and Noah and Emma were sharing a conversation while being watched by Owen and Kitty. The athlete gritted her teeth, with a mixture of sadness and frustration. She almost looked like she was going to start crying.
Sky: If I really want to win this. Then I have to do the same thing I told Dave. I have to suppress my feelings.
-END OF THE BONUS SCENE-
Elimination Table
24- The Larpers, Leonard and Tammy.
23- The Tennis Rivals, Gerry and Pete.
22- The Geniuses, Ellody and Mary.
21- The Vegans, Laurie and Miles.
20- The Fashion Bloggers, Tom and Jen.
19- Mother and Daughter, Kelly and Taylor.
18- The Adversity Twins, Mickey and Jay.
17- The Cosplayers, Lara and Pierce.
16- Brains and Brawn, Cameron and Brick.
15- The Step-Brothers, Lorenzo and Chet
14- The Rockers, Rock and Spud
Still competing.
The Best friends, Carrie and Devin.
The Cadets, Sanders and McArthur.
The Ice Dancers, Jacques and Josee.
The Opposites, Dave and Sky.
The Goths, Crimson and Ennui.
The B.F.F.S., Katie and Sadie.
The Haters, Ryan and Sthepanie.
The Surfers, Geoff and Brody.
The Professionals, Owen and Noah.
The Masked mens, Lucas and Shane.
The Positivists, Ella and Sammy.
The Sisters, Emma and Kitty.
Father and son, Dwayne and Junior.
And so ends this episode.
Before I get into the data. I'm really sorry for the delay. But I had a week of exams that kicked my butt.
The double elimination this season always seems to generate debate. Especially by the rockers. However, I feel it's okay. Plus at least we got the origin of a little friendship at the end (friendship we never saw on screen. But hey, worse is nothing).
The Step Brothers aren't perfect, but to my taste their time on the show was solid.
The Rockers are easy favorites. They are entertaining as hell.
I would love to see both teams in a RR 2.
There weren't many changes in this episode. Other than adding a few things for the bff's, who are closer than ever.
The masqueraders and Positivists are also bonding a lot, but the skaters have them in their sights.
Dave and Sky took a bit of a backseat here for reasons of not finding something really worthwhile, but hey, they'd already been spotlights for too many episodes in a row. So, one rest isn't bad. Plus what happened in the bonus scene is relevant heading into the next two episodes.
Loki joins the group, and Devin is starting to go through the heartbreak states. Don't worry. I plan to polish things up a bit for those two.
In the next episode, the teams in New Zealand will have to put their traditional dancing skills or fishing skills to the test.
I hope you liked it, and please don't be afraid to leave a Review, I welcome criticism and am always looking to improve.