Funtime Freddy's Misadventures
#L: TV Circus World Ad
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ENEMY IS MOVING TO INTERCEPT…
We're in Fazbear Hills and Funtime Freddy & Bon-Bon, Ennard, Funtime Foxy and Yenndo are seen having trouble battling with Mad Endo. This battle seems to be very close for the two groups.
-Ennard: Uf…Uf…Uf… TAKE BACK THAT THING YOU SAID ABOUT MY EXOTIC BUTTERS NOT BEING SO EXOTIC BAG OF NUTS!
-Mad Endo: HA! NEVER! Every animatronic or robot with the circuits of his brain in its place knows that there is anything exotic or special in a stupid basket full of butters!
-Ennard: OOOH! Alright…THIS GUY HAS CHOSE DEATH THEN! FOXY! What about if you give this rusty mouth a lesson of taste huh?
-Funtime Foxy: In a violent way or in the funny way? ;)
-Ennard: In the wha-...FOXY!?
-Funtime Foxy: Hehe….Ok ok I stop…
Funtime Foxy activates Cosmic Song.
-Funtime Foxy: Get a load of my beautiful singing! A song written by the stars… LITERALLY!
Stars appear falling from the sky, hitting Mad Endo.
-Mad Endo: OH NO! SHOOTING STARS FROM THE SKY!
-Funtime Foxy: OH YEAH!
-Ennard: Great job Foxy!
-Funtime Freddy: Technically we should be dead by now because you literally summoned burning stars to the surface of Fazb-...
-Mad Endo: NO WAIT! HAHA I LIED! THIS SONG DOESN'T AFFECT ME AT ALL!
-Ennard: What? BUT HOW?
-Mad Endo: Easy missy…. I DON'T HAVE EARS!
-Ennard: DAMMIT! Grr… Good lousy point
-Funtime Foxy: What the Faz? Why do you believe him? He can still hear us even without e-...
-Mad Endo: HEY FOX! AT THE COUCH YOU TOUCH!
Mad Endo proceeds to throw a couch to Funtime Foxy, defeating her in that instant.
-Ennard: Oh my Faz!
-Funtime Freddy: Foxy!
-Funtime Foxy: Ugh…I'm fine but… Why is this couch so… heavy?
-Mad Endo: Is a couch made by the corpses of thousands of endoskeletons :)
-Everyone: WHAT THE FAZ!
-Mad Endo: What? Is my form of art…
-Ennard: You son of an Afton ELECTROBAB DO SOMETHING!
-Electrobab: At your service Mr. Boss!
-Ennard: Hehe…oh please Electrobab don't call me like that…
-Electrobab: Here I go… ELECTRIC PULSE!
Electrobab inflicts electrical bursts on Mad Endo.
-Mad Endo: HAHAHAHA! YOU FOOL! THAT ONLY AMPLIFIES MY POWER!
-Electrobab: Wait really? OH NO!
-Yenndo: Way to go Electrocrash…
-Ennard: You shut up, you're not even doing anything…
-Yenndo: I'm doing something, enjoying the game…
-Mad Endo: ENOUGH! EAT A TASTE OF MY ENDO COUCHES!
Another couch is thrown to Electrobab this time, knocking him out too.
-Ennard: OH MY DOUBLE FAZ! HOW MANY COUCHES DO YOU HAVE YOU BEAST?
-Mad Endo: Oh nothing, just the number of 963256984265963365….
-Ennard: Alright we get it! Dang it…I guess we have no other choice. Funtime Freddy, you know what to do…
-Funtime Freddy: Sure I do Ennard. Alright Bon-Bon, you ready?
-Bon-Bon: Uhm… Freddy I…
-Funtime Freddy: That's what I wanna hear! Alright, here comes! FIST-BON OUT!
Funtime Freddy points to Mad Endo expecting that his friend would drive towards him. However, nothing happened.
-Ennard: Uhm… Freddy, WHY IS MAD ENDO STILL STANDING AND NOT KNOCKED OUT?
-Funtime Freddy: What's the matter buddy. Didn't you hear me? I said FIST-BON OUT!
Nothing happened.
-Funtime Freddy: FIST-BON OUT FIST-BON OUT FIST-BON OUT FIST-BON OUT!
-Mad Endo: Pfffffff….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Ennard: Freddyyyy your bunny is putting us on evidence around here, you know?
-Mad Endo: WHAT ABOUT IF YOU CHANGE THE BATTERIES TO THAT THING? OR GIVE IT SOME LEGS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Funtime Freddy: Can you guys shut up for one moment? You are stressing him out!
-Bon-Bon: No Freddy…No, they're right, I should just…change my batteries, ok?
-Mad Endo: HA! Coward…
-Funtime Freddy: *sigh, give us some minutes, please…
Funtime Freddy walks away from the battle scene to speak with Bon-Bon, noticing that he is just not without the energy for a fight…
-Funtime Freddy: Uhm Bon-Bon, You know that when I said Fist-Bon Out you have to propel yourself towards the enemy, right?
-Bon-Bon: Yeah Fred…I know…
-Funtime Freddy: So… Why didn't you do it then?
-Bon-Bon: I don't know Fred, I wasn't myself at that moment. I was feeling…empty…
-Funtime Freddy: Oh boy…You're hungry again?
-Bon-Bon: What? No! It's just that…I don't see myself propel towards that headstrong endoskeleton in any way. I feel like…I'm not the fist…Do you understand me?
-Funtime Freddy: Oh Bon-Bon. I think I understand your problem buddy…
-Bon-Bon: Really Fred?
-Funtime Freddy: Yeah… IT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T EAT ONE OF THESE!
Funtime Freddy proceeds to take something from his hat which looks like the wrapper of something digestible.
-Bon-Bon: Wow Fred! What is that?
-Narrator: I'm glad you asked! This thing wrapped in plastic is none other than the delicious meal of the day! Cookies made with chocolate & the special ingredient!
-Bon-Bon: Special ingredient?
-Narrator: Yeah dude, special ingredient! Human ice cream!
-Bon-Bon: Human ice cream? What 's that?
-Narrator: That's the thing my dear friend. It 's a surprise! You just have to taste it and figure it out!
Bon-Bon eats one of the cookies.
-Bon-Bon: WOW THIS IS DELICIOUS! IT TASTES LIKE MY BOUNCEPOT!
-Funtime Freddy: Alright! Now wait for the surprise! :)
-Bon-Bon: What surprise? Oh-...
Bon-Bon's arms start to look muscular. Now Bon-Bon is as buff as Chipper.
-Funtime Freddy: Oh My Faz! Bon-Bon?
-Bon-Bon: Freddy please… Call me SUPER-BON DESTROYER!
-Funtime Freddy: WOW BON-BON, NOW YOU CAN EVEN BREAK WORLDS WITH YOUR POWER!
-Bon-Bon: There's only one guy that I will destroy. C'mon Fred…It's SHOWTIME! :)
-Mad Endo: So this is how I made my famous Endo-Couches. Do you like it?
-Ennard: What? NO OF COURSE NOT! What are you? A grave robber?
-Mad Endo: Basically…
-Ennard: Oh my Faz, where's Freddy…?
-Bon-Bon: Here we are, Mad End!
-Mad Endo: Lookie Lookie, Half Bear and Half Bunny are here to half-kill me! You guys don't even have the scoops to do so…
-Funtime Freddy: We'll see that. Ready Bon-Bon?
-Bon-Bon: Whenever you say!
-Funtime Freddy: Alright then! Here comes…
Funtime Freddy points at Mad-Endo.
-Funtime Freddy: FIST-BON…
Bon-Bon gets ready…
-Funtime Freddy: OUT!
Bon-Bon is propelled by the hand of his friend and hits Mad Endo with an outstanding force…
-Mad Endo: GRHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-Electrobab: Oh…
-Funtime Foxy: Dear…
-Ennard: Faz…
-Bon-Bon: Here I come! BON-BON ROCKET PULSE!
-Yenndo: *snoring, Wait what?
Bon-Bon propels himself with Mad Endo to space, where he throws him to the sun.
-Mad Endo: THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST TIME YOU'LL SEE OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mad Endo is destroyed. Everyone(except Yenndo because he's still sleeping) cheers the great action of Bon-Bon.
-Bon-Bon: Yeah I won! & all thanks to these delicious cookies!
-Narrator: Exactly my fellow partner! Baby's Choco Cream Cookies can give you outstanding abilities of entertainment! If this doesn't convince you, WHAT ABOUT IF YOU HEAR THE OPINION OF SOME OF OUR CLIENTS!
-Ballora: Mh… I think it is well made.
-Minireena 1: I love it!
-Minireena 2: I feel it!
-Minireena 3: I tasted it! Hihihihi….
-Bonnet: I think it's the great direction for an industry so oversaturated with deep products without purpose in a world where consumerism is really vag-...
-Bidybab: I like it, I like it! I could be eating these all day!
-Lolbit: Yeah…Good, whatever. Where are my 5 bucks?
-Bouncepot: Uhm..Uhm…
-Ennard: Read what's on the paper jackass…
-Bouncepot: Uhm… It's like a miracle from the….stars.(Starts sobbing)
-Freddy Fazbear: The Baby's Choco Cream Cookies you say? Well, knowing that it comes from that establishment called Circus Baby's Pizza World, I'm sure it will be just a load of sh-...
-Narrator: You see! Everybody loves them, everyone! So what about if you get up and go to the nearby store to buy these delicious cookies! Believe me, you'll not regret anything when you eat one of these delicious cookies. Attention: Circus Baby's Pizza World is not responsible for any anomalies that you experience eating this product. Discretion is advised.
-Circus Baby: Because we all know the taste is not on the outside, but rather... In the inside! ;)
TV turns off.
-Funtime Freddy: End of commercial ad!
-Ennard: So… what do you think Sir Orville? Does it convince you?
-Orville: …Mad…End…
-Funtime Freddy: Yeah, I invented that nickname!
-Ennard: Shut up Fred! Don't you see adding that nickname people would not understand it!
-Orville: I think I have seen it all. You can leave from the front door.
-Ennard: But Sir Orville please…
-Orville: No, leave my office gentlemen…
-Mister Hippo: Oh please Orville, I think you're being too harsh with these people…
-Orville: But , haven't you seen what we have been forced to watch?
-Mister Hippo: I know , I know, but art is really abstract, and maybe the people from the outside would understand the message that this commercial wants to say…
-Funtime Freddy: Ooh… Thanks !
-Orville: Ok, you two, wait, me and my friend we have to consult this…
Mister Hippo and Orville turn the chairs, turning their backs on them and proceed to discuss among them.
2 minutes later…
-Funtime Freddy: What do you think they're discussing about Ennard?
-Ennard: I don't know Fred… I don't wanna fear the worst.
-Mister Hippo: Alright… We're done.
-Ennard: So… our ad is in or not?
-Orville: …Is in
-Ennard: Yes!
-Funtime Freddy: Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Today, we're bears!
-Orville: If…
-Funtime Freddy: If?
-Ennard: What "If"?
-Orville: If you remove that part of the exotic butters…
-Ennard: Wait what? Why?
-Funtime Freddy: Oh no…
-Orville: Because there's nothing in this world not that exotic than a basket full of butters…
-Funtime Freddy: Oh Faz…
-Ennard: What are you insinuating with that?
-Mister Hippo: What my friend is basically saying is that a basket full of butters doesn't have anything special to be seen as an exotic product, so it is much better if you remove it from your ad if you wanna have our green light gentlemen…
Ennard's face burns like an oven. He's pissed off right now…
-Funtime Freddy: Ehm… Guys, I think we should just leave and that's it…
-Orville: Why? Your ad is fine, you guys just only need to remove all the exotic butters scenes and there you hav-...
-Ennard: WHAT ABOUT IF I REMOVE AND SCOOP YOUR ENDO HEADS, YOUR DIRTY SONS OF AN AFT-...
The End…
By SalfonGames