It was a bright and sunny day as Lucy skipped happily over to Charlie Brown's house. It had been 10 years since they'd seen each other and she was excited to see what that ol blockhead had been up to for the past decade.

Lucy wanted to make sure he recognized her, so she had on a much larger version of the blue dress that she wore as a child. Afterall, this was a reunion ten years in the making, so she had to make sure that she did this right.

After a few minutes, Lucy had finally reached Charlie Brown's house and she began to knock on the door.

Soon enough, the door opened up to reveal a much older looking Charlie Brown. He was wearing his classic yellow and black shirt, but he was now way taller and much bulkier than before, plus he had chin stubble.

To sum it up, it was like looking at an upgraded (and much better) version of Charlie Brown.

"Good morning Lucy" said Charlie Brown in the most formal way he could muster.

"Morning Chuck, its been a while hasn't it?" said Lucy

Charles smiled and said "It really has"

Charlie then opened the door wider and said "why don't you come on in and we'll catch up?"

Lucy smiled and said "I'd love to"

…

The following day had been spent drinking alcohol and reminiscing on the days of old. Both of them laughed and shared stories about things they did during the past decade.

Charles had become a construction worker and Lucy had started her own electric company. Both of them were very successful in what they'd strived to achieve and things were definitely going smoothly.

As they consumed more and more alcohol, Lucy began to take notice of Charles much more masculine body. His construction work had definitely been paying off in the physique department and she wanted to taste what this blockhead was made of.

"Hey Chuck" asked Lucy

"What is it?" asked Charlie quizzically

"How about I fulfill an old childhood fantasy of yours?" said Lucy seductively

"What do you me-" but Charlie didn't get to finish his sentence as his mouth just dropped open. Lucy had just stripped naked in front of him and he was agape at how hot his former bully had become.

Lucy then got on top of Charlie and began making out with him furiously. Soon, Chuck started getting into it and he began stripping his clothes off too.

As he was taking his clothes off though, Lucy noticed an obese, middle aged, woman standing in the corner with her arms crossed.

Lucy then asked "who are you?"

The woman then asked "wait, you can see me?"

Lucy was confused as the woman then added on "and why am I speaking normally instead of going, wah wah wah wah?"

Charlie Brown's eyes just widened as he said "LUCY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?"

Lucy just stood there, weirded out before saying "uhhhh, what did I do?"

Charlie continued "NOBODY'S SUPPOSED TO SEE OR HEAR MY MOTHER! YOU'VE DESTROYED THE NATURAL ORDER OF LIFE, WOMAN!"

As soon as Charles said that, cracks began forming in the earth as volcanoes soon began erupting more ferociously than ever before.

People around the world began to spontaneously combust left and right while plants began shriveling up and dying.

Charlie Brown then sighed his head down and said "good grief" as the sun fell from space and crashed directly into the earth, killing everyone instantly.