The night sky was clear and the full moon made the mood just right as Batman and Catwoman lied in bed together.

After a good night of fighting crime together, even heroes need moments to themselves and tonight seemed like the perfect night to make their relationship more... official.

Now Catwoman and Batman were both wearing next to nothing and finally ready to mate and the time seemed to be too perfect.

"So tall, dark, and handsome. You ready?" said a scantily clad Catwoman

Batman just stayed stoic. His gruff silence would be taken as opposition by most parties, but Catwoman was different, this only made her want him more.

She began making out with Bruce like mad and Batman returned the gesture with the forcefulness he was known for.

Soon, Selina let up and said "you're surprisingly good at this, but let's see how much you're packing underneath."

For once, Bruce actually smiled and said "heh, looks like the bat-signal won't be the only thing getting lit tonight"

Suddenly, a voice rang out and yelled "CUT!"

The director of the Batman porn parody angrily walked over and said to the actor playing Batman "did I say you could talk?"

Batman's actor then said "well no, but I thought the scene could use a little bit more campiness you know?"

The director then said "you're just supposed to gruff in agreement after Selina says that to you. If you try that improv shit on my set again, I'm gonna take a rusty knife, and I'm gonna cut your goddamn eyes out. How's that sound?"

Batman's actor cringed and said "ok fine, I got the message"

The director said "good"

The director then said to everyone on set "time for take 2 everyone."

The scene then began once again with Catwoman and Batman resuming their makeout session.

Catwoman said for a second time "you're surprisingly good at this, but let's see how much you're packing underneath.

Batman just stayed silent before gruffing in agreement. This was all that Catwoman needed to hear to know that Batman was just as excited to be inside her as she was him.

As Catwoman began pulling off Batman's underwear, a stage light fell from the sealing and hit the actress playing Catwoman directly on the head.

Catwoman's actress then fell to the ground as blood began to start leaking from her head.

"CUT!" yelled the director

The actress playing Catwoman was quickly rushed to the hospital and the lady who was originally in charge of serving coffee to the director was now selected to play Catwoman.

"Time for take 3 everyone!" exclaimed the director as filming resumed.

"you're surprisingly good at this, but let's see how much you're packing underneath" said Catwoman's second actress.

Batman just stayed silent before gruffing in agreement. This was all that Catwoman needed to hear to know that Batman was just as excited to be inside her as she was him.

Catwoman began tugging on Batman's underwear with a level of grace and style that only an experienced cat burglar would have.

Batman returned the favor as he began undoing Selina's bra.

As Selina's breasts were about to get shown to the world, Batman said "Looks like the night is about to get a whole lot-"

"Wait, what was my line again?" asked Batman's actor.

"CUT" yelled the Director

The Director then said to Batman's actor "your line is, looks like the night is about to get a whole lot brighter. Now I want you to repeat it back to me."

"Looks like the night is about to get a whole lot brighter" said Batman's actor.

"Good, now let's take it from the top" said the Director.

Filming resumed as Catwoman said to Batman "you're surprisingly good at this, but let's see how much you're packing underneath"

Batman just stayed silent before gruffing in agreement. This was all that Catwoman needed to hear to know that Batman was just as excited to be inside her as she was him.

Catwoman began tugging on Batman's underwear with a level of grace and style that only an experienced cat burglar would have.

Batman returned the favor as he began undoing Selina's bra.

As Selina's breasts were about to get shown to the world, Batman's voice began to crack and wheeze as he said "Looks like the night is about to get a whole lot brighter"

"CUT" yelled the director.

The Director pulled Batman's actor over and asked "What the hell happened to your voice?"

Batman's actor shrugged and said "I'm kind of thirsty. Could I get some water please?"

The Director face palmed and said "fine."

Batman's actor was then brought his water and he chugged it like a champ.

...

5 hours passed and the Director began losing his patience as the crew were about begin take number 405.

The Director said to Batman's actor "look, try and imagine that your family's been kidnapped by the mafia and the only way they're gonna get set free is if you have sex with this girl. Got it?"

Batman's actor nodded and said "got it boss"

The Director said "great, let's continue filming."

Filming once again resumed as Catwoman's actor said to Batman "you're surprisingly good at this, but let's see how much you're packing underneath"

Batman's actor tried to stay stoic, but he just couldn't hold in his emotions.

"OH GOD! MY FAMILY'S GONNA DIE!" said Batman's actor before he burst into tears and Catwoman's actor hugged him in an attempt to console him.

The Director yelled to the Heavens in anger.

…

10 hours passed and the crew were now on take number 806. Most of the crew members were insanely tired, and both Batman and Catwoman's actors had insanely baggy eyes.

The Director sat on his chair and said to the crew "if we don't get the scene right on this take, I will literally kill you all"

The crew members were all too tired to care about his threat at this point. They just wanted to get the scene over with already.

Filming continued as Catwoman said to Batman "you're surprisingly good at this, but let's see how much you're packing underneath."

Batman just stayed silent before gruffing in agreement. This was all that Catwoman needed to hear to know that Batman was just as excited to be inside her as she was him.

Catwoman began tugging on Batman's underwear with a level of grace and style that only an experienced cat burglar would have.

Batman returned the favor as he began undoing Selina's bra.

As Selina's breasts were about to get shown to the world, Batman said "looks like the night is about to get a whole lot brighter" before ripping off Selina's bra with a level of expertise that only someone like Batman could possess.

However, Batman's actor, the crew, and even the Director's eyes widened at what they were seeing right now.

Instead of a pair of beautiful boobs, there was a set of two atomic bombs attached to Selina's actress's chest.

"What the fuck?" said Batman's actor

"Now that you know my secret, you must all die!" said Selina's actress

The crew tried to rush out the door, but it was no use as Catwoman's actress blew herself up, taking everyone in the studio with her and destroying the building they were filming at, in a fiery mushroom cloud explosion.

Just a regular Tuesday in the porn industry.